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💻: Communications, Programme Coordinator, Curator, Policy Implementer📚: Public Management ♥️: Health, Wellness, Dog Mom. (she/her)

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined December 2011
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@ThembiMatroshe
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4 months
Nothing says “she ain’t no divaaaa” more than seeing a job you applied for being re-advertised 😂😂😭
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@ThembiMatroshe
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I suspect our moms just wanted to bond with us because you can do this perfectly alone.
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2 years
Back in the days 😎 who else have done this?🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️
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@ThembiMatroshe
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3 years
#BussItChallenge 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@ThembiMatroshe
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2 years
I bought my first car 🥺❤️ All praise be to the Lord and my Ancestors. Miya Gcwanini Sbewu Mancoba Vezi Mja Maroborobo Renqwa Salakulandelwa Makukhanye, kwande, kubekuhle!! 🕯
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2 years
Omg we do not talk enough about the "nappy" rash that comes with wearing pads 😭😭 people who menstruate have it tough!!
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Goal setting. Breaking old habits. Creating new ones. Quitting addictions. Remaining consistent. Staying motivated. This is hard work!!!
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@ThembiMatroshe
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2 months
That surname🧍🏾‍♀️
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2 months
1 down, (at least) 1 more to go🥳👨🏾‍🎓
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She got her PhD in Cuntology, where her dissertation had a focus in Motherlogical Studies from the University of Servington. 🇿🇦🇵🇸 #ICJGenocideConvention
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@ThembiMatroshe
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4 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!! CELEBRATING 24 SICKENING YEARS, AND TO MANY MORE OF BEING THAT BITCH😝💗🎂 🎈 📸 : @tendy .diz
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Lmaooo this is absolutely accurate bc when you’re people pleasing, people don’t even appreciate it like that 😂😂
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oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you
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6 years
The day has finally come !!! #UCTGrad2018
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4 years
Lagenge ye alphabet 🌚
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@ThembiMatroshe
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29 days
If you have a cleavage on your back that corset is too tight !!
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1 month
She would be lying if she said she could breath 😩
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2 years
I have a confession. I think I’m naturally slow as a person. Like not even in a bad way but I just take longer to process information. But I act like I’m not 😭
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We came to a bar for a drink. They are having a comedy night. R150 at the door. Bouncer: Are you here for the food or the jokes? Us: Drinks. *We get in for free* He keeps looking to see if we are looking in the direction of the comic or even laughing😭😭
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@ThembiMatroshe
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Having braids reduces so much stress in your life.
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6 years
Made some magic with the very talented photographer @NanaGaza !
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2 years
Can someone explain to me how those Woolies Cape Wines are under or around R50 but taste so good 😭
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4 years
Normalize ghosting amadoda that don’t deserve your time.
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4 years
I ate this. Ndithi ndiyayi runkhunkhuza😂😂
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2 years
We did it 😅🥺 This is Molly’s abode, I don’t make the rules!!
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Even if this is false, maybe this is the kind of propaganda we need to get the vapers to quit.
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after years of destroying my curl pattern with vaping, I am officially 200 days nicotine-free 🥹😭 WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYY
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6 years
Just mindin my business ...
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@ThembiMatroshe
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6 years
Like for 21 years of good luck
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2 years
This month I really want to focus on being hot. Nails will be done, hair will be laid to the gods. I'll be in the gym almost daily and my skin care routine will not be compromised. Healthy eating is also a must.
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24 days
They could never make me hate Leanne. Let her cook!
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NO WAY😭😭 A white South African Journalist telling a Black Man to leave south Africa. Julius Malema should be president fr.
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@ThembiMatroshe
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4 years
Manifesting a happy life. A satisfied life. An unburdened life. Dare I say, a soft life? 🤭🕯
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2 years
When a man tells me about money problems I just send love and light.
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@ThembiMatroshe
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6 months
The eye has nowhere to rest. Nay.
@Lebonee_m
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6 months
Yay or Nay?
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2 years
Here is another one. This girl is great for mimosas. She is literally R80 from Woolies 😭😭
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6 years
I’m living my best life.
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6 years
Issstooomuch!
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@ThembiMatroshe
Thembi Matroshe
3 years
Held my 25th Birthday garden luncheon last week with my loved ones. It is an absolute privilege to be celebrated 💓
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3 years
New hairrrr 😜 💇🏾‍♀️: MosDef Hair Salon, Rosebank.
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2 years
Made it to gym earlier this morning.
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4 years
Can we have a moment ????
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4 years
It’s the body for me 🤍🤍
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@ThembiMatroshe
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3 years
This time last year I weighed 102kg. After a year long weight loss journey, I now weigh 74kg. It’s one of the most difficult things I ever had to commit to but I did it. If you needed a sign to start... this is it 🥺🥺🥺
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3 years
WHERE THE MONEY RESIDES 💵
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4 years
There was never a reason to rest 🤣
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4 years
I believe it’s hump day? 😄 📸: Tendy.diz
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3 years
I don’t like people with main character syndrome. Qho une haters/ people are jealous of your beauty, money and success. Rest 😭
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4 years
It’s 👏🏾 That 👏🏾 Season 👏🏾 Where 👏🏾 Niggas 👏🏾 Cut 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 Cheque 👏🏾 For 👏🏾 No 👏🏾 Reason 👏🏾- City Girls. 📸: @tendy .diz
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2 years
Real hot girl shit.
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2 years
I can deal with a yeast infection but a UTI??? That's what hell on earth.
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6 years
What’s on your mind ?
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12 days
Tyla was never gonna put the middle finger up. My non cussing queen!!
@VanessaMaseko21
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oh Gunna baby, they can never make me hate you!😭🤰🏾
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3 years
And we STILL stand with Enhle Mbali. We believe Enhle Mbali.
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5 years
Ok so what lace ? Nigerian hair stylists 😩😍🔥
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1 month
Unrelated but her writing is so subpar compared to yours. She used the word “vibrations” 3 times!!!
@1seanmcbride
star6!*☆
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The first thing I saw was this, an Apple Music playlist for that “Bestfriend” I mentioned in Act 2, and the cover? It was them kissing 🙂 I found out I was being played on Apple Music (pun intended)…
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2 years
Just be hot.
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5 years
This body!! Sickening!!
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4 years
People who can’t open canned food with a knife would never make it on Survivor
@LaurenIpsumZA
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Day ???? of lockdown: desperate for baked beans on toast but Pick n Pay wouldn’t sell me a tin opener.
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We are rooting for Caitlin Rooskrantz and Naveen Daries for the Artistic Gymnastics in the Tokyo Olympics 🇿🇦
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3 years
Plain yoghurt is so elite omg.
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Thembi Matroshe
5 years
Now that we are here 🙃🙃
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@Beymonce
🌺Monnie🌺
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“At least our names mean something”
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The funny thing is after watching this interview I can absolutely believe that Tumelo is a nice person and that the grandma is not ! 😭
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2 years
It’s giving miss Keri baby 🤪
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3 years
There was a study done in 2019 that found that women are the primary breadwinners in South Africa. Do with that information what you will 🤷🏽‍♀️
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2 years
KFC has really done a thing with those box meals under R100. They have us in a choke hold.
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4 years
All the bad bitches in my direction ‼️‼️‼️
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3 years
Baby you’re summer time fine 🤌🏾
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2 years
I’ve been wearing these earrings almost every day since I got them 😭
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2 years
I mistakenly walked into tops thinking it was Spar (grocery store). The worker inside was like “Woza mama, awulahlekanga” 😂 bethuna what is wrong with South Africans?
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4 years
I got shortlisted for an interview for a job I REALLY really want 😭😭 send prayers.
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6 years
Lookin like I caught a lick 👅
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4 years
I got out of the house 😊
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2 years
At least I made it to gym this morning chile.
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3 years
So proud of everyone starting with gym/ running / healthy eating/ quitting smoking etc. Starting a habit or kicking one is no joke and deserves all of the affirmation 🙌🏾
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4 years
2018 vs 2020 (we’ve come a long way as South African women makeup & wig wise 😂🥴)
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4 years
Yayyyy 🤣🎉🎉 I was thinking I’m gonna have to bust it down for these school fees as well.
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2 months
Omg I’ll certainly be making this soon 😍
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6 years
🌸💫
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@ThembiMatroshe
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2 years
I have an SUV 😁😁😁
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4 years
Sometimes I just do.
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3 years
I don’t support cigarette smoking but kissing a smoker is an elite experience 💀
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4 months
I was literally stressing about funding this whole week only to receive an email today that my bursary has been approved. Won’t he do it!!! 😇😇😇
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2 years
Went to church this evening 😇
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2 years
Older men are so easy to go out on dates with. Incoko will be very mild and you don't need to be very remarkable, witty or interesting. They are just happy to be there with you.
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5 months
On my mama 🥰
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2 years
You Know How Sticky It Get
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2 months
The process of unbigging your back is actually no small feat 😭 (3 months and 9kgs later) - And I’m still going! 💪🏾
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3 years
Do you guys ever get nervous around your partners even if you’ve been together for a while? 💀💀 so weird.
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3 years
My dad said gay rights 🌈🤣❤️
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5 months
These nails are very ✂️ chic.
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4 years
My hair dresser literally snapped 😍😍
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28 days
Sabelo is literally a bachelor. Please stop projecting your responsibilities onto him 😭
@sabelothekreato
Sabelo the kreator
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3 years
THIS IS A PALO & THEMBI STAN ACCOUNT 🥺💓
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