just play the song, schneebly // associate staff writer
@pitchfork
// words at stereogum, npr, rolling stone, vulture, wired, etc.
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I spent weeks interviewing bands, venue owners, third-party sellers, and more about the rise in merch cuts for
@pitchfork
. When did it start? How much money do artists actually make? Why don't venues stop? Is Live Nation's program real? How can fans help?
Chicago, the mothman is real and I know because I yelled "are you the mothman" from across the street and they yelled back "yes" and then disappeared into the night
Pitchfork is losing actual legends with these layoffs, people whose work is a treasure trove of criticism and insight that's changed how I view music, both as a fan and a writer. To honor their last day, here are my favorite pieces by everyone:
Starting today, I'm joining Pitchfork as an associate staff writer! I'm very happy about it. Please refrain from making numerical grade-based jokes at this time, thank you
Scott Pilgrim vs the World came out 10 years ago. It introduced one of the most popular fictional movie bands ever and astutely parodied that moment in indie rock in real time, so I interviewed the cast & crew about how they pulled it off for
@stereogum
!
Tried to return a new record because it dropped in pitch on every rotation. After explaining the problem in detail to a record store employee, including that I tried it on a friend's turntable and it still happened, they asked if my "record player looks like a little suitcase" 🙃
Michelle Yeoh yelling "shut up please" at cutoff music through tears, Ke Huy Quan getting everyone choked up with the purest speech, Colin Farrell saying "not a joke but you're welcome to laugh," Jeremy Allen White ending his speech "thank you thank you thank you I love acting"
Four months ago, people were totally okay masking up at shows! Now? Not so much, despite artists literally begging their fans to do so. I interviewed bands and venues to figure out why we're in this weird pandemic divide for
@pitchfork
.
@CondeNast
laid off the most essential, hardworking, award-winning writers from Pitchfork and Wired and gave no reason. Now they're prohibiting those people from writing for the company at all. Join us in calling for their fair treatment
#IStandWithCondeContracted
#P4KWired
I reviewed Hellmode for
@pitchfork
and it took great restraint not to write a whole paragraph about getting gut-punched by "Future Is Dumb." This is
@JeffRosenstock
's indie rock album, and while it takes a minute to adjust to that, damn is he good at it
I can't prepare you for the wild stories Kazu Makino shared in this interview. Watching fireworks with Sufjan at his home!
@BlondeRedhead
& Fugazi fawning over Unwound together on tour! Ryuichi Sakamoto confessing what music gave him an identity crisis!
Depressed about climate change, depressed about healthcare, depressed about the future, depressed about loved ones and strangers constantly being stranded without help in this country
Despite alternating between crying and feeling on the verge of puking, I'm grateful for everyone who reached out to share kind words, memories, and encouragement. I'm still on staff at pitchfork. No clue what the future holds there, but I'm gonna give it my all until I can't
Our flight attendant asked everyone individually if he could do anything to improve their flight, then came on the intercom after landing to read a motivational quote about the importance of kindness. The whole plane erupted in applause.
@JetBlue
, give Zach a dang raise
Impossible to pick one from
@ryandombal
because he churned out all-timers for 15 years. I reviewed Blonde (for a different site), and reading his breakdown after filing mine got me viewing an album I just analyzed in totally different light. King shit.
Awfully sad to wake up and write this obituary today. The beauty of Stars of the Lid's music is obvious and eternal, but reading about how many students' lives Brian McBride impacted as a debate coach was an unexpected, touching part of his life to learn about. RIP 💛
When you pursue music journalism, writers warn you about becoming jaded like it's inevitable no matter what. I worry about it all the time. Today I cried before getting on the phone for a dream interview with a band I love, which was a nice reminder that it's still far, far away
Hey
@cubs
, ban these racist fans from your stadium. Train your security on how to end a fight and how to stop protecting racists. Run a PSA during games so fans know how to report racist activity. Don't let hate go unpunished.
Interviewed Kim Gordon for
@stereogum
about her long wild career: curating art exhibits, designing fashion lines, that Hal Hartley scene, the infamous MTV ban, befriending Olivier Assayas, starring in all the girls shows (Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, Girls)
Getting recognized for doing something you love is a real privilege. I am so grateful for this & to have been nominated alongside such talented writers. Thank you to everyone who reads
@DigBoston
, who shares their music, and who turns our scene into a community. You made me cry
I feel like a friend died. Boston without Great Scott is truly unimaginable. There's no place like it, its management, or its staff. Thank you for making a tiny venue feel like a second home. Hundreds of irreplaceable memories 💔
Over the past decade, I've pitched stories about a long broken up band that I love immensely and deserves a spotlight but they were always rejected. Fast forward to now, where in one hour I get to interview the surviving members, and I still can't believe how fate finds a way
Me: I'm 29 today! I-
Gemini horoscope: you're a two-faced gossipy bitch who loves drama and needs to be the center of attention. get ready to throw a fit when you're bored today. happy birthday, asshole
Me: ....am excited for free ice cream
Today I turn 30, an age I never thought I'd reach, and I'm so grateful to be alive. Preaching to the choir, duh, but music is life-saving. Very thankful to be here watching longtime favorites and falling in love with new-to-me artists and feeling hopeful for the world for once
For years I've wanted to write about Hotline Miami and its soundtrack, but especially that rush you get while playing because they perfectly align. What is it about techno that makes gory video games feel so cool?
@pitchfork
let me finally go to bat 🐔
It's impossible to talk about
@laurastevenson
without talking about how underrated she is. So I did, with her, in hopes that she will finally get her due ✨
Months ago I went to bat for
@mspaintms
to be on here because they earned it. Currently going to bat to still have a job at
@pitchfork
at the end of the month because Conde Nast is firing employees with no justification. Anyway, welcome to list season 💫
Happy Petals for Armor release day y'all!
@RecordingAcad
let me interview
@yelyahwilliams
about her new album (plus lotsa other things) which is as generous and genuine as she is 🌸
Ryan and I met as high schoolers at a free music festival even though we lived in different states. We stayed friends and became concert buddies, sharing recs and hanging anytime we visited each other's city. Im visiting nyc soon and my brain cannot compute that he won't be there
I am devastated to share that my dear friend Ryan Carson, who worked for NYPIRG and created the advocacy organization “No OD NY”, was murdered last night. I met Ryan many years ago through the DIY punk scene and he has been a trusted friend in Albany and at home. I miss him.
I followed
@jillian_mapes
anywhere she went ever since flavorwire. The way she captures artists' energy and gets them to open up in interviews makes you feel like you're in the room with them. Loved this one with Angel Olsen at the time and still today
Still thinking about my lyft driver yesterday who heard the Smashing Pumpkins introduced on the radio, said "it's crazy what bands names they come up with these days," and then proceeded to sing an entirely different (made-up??) song the whole time "Disarm" played
For
@pitchfork
, I looked back at how The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses influenced video game orchestras for the past decade and found out if Nintendo is bringing it back for Tears of the Kingdom ⚔️
Warning: a big story I wrote comes out tomorrow and I'll be tweeting all the details that couldn't fit in the article in addition to retweeting people and you can't stop me ⚠️
For my first ever
@pitchfork
rising interview, I explored a giant bug exhibit with Lifeguard to talk about signing to
@matadorrecords
as high schoolers, their must-see live shows, and starting a youth scene that gives me hope 🐛
Reminder: ask artists which pronouns they use when you interview them! Just because a recent article referred to them a certain way doesn't mean it's right
Last night I watched a bunch of local teenage bands cover Life Without Buildings, the Nerves, Palm, and the Jam during their sets and it's just like damn what's in the water here, chicago youth are something else
Two years ago, I felt so belittled and unwelcome that I quietly considered quitting music writing. Grateful I didn't. Thank you to everyone who encouraged me along the way~
Today was the first day in nearly 2 months where I woke up and didn't check my email to see if I was fired. Beyond grateful for
@p4kunion
💛 but colleagues at the New Yorker, Wired, Bon Appetit, etc are losing jobs for no good reason and we're continuing to fight for their rights
🧵: After more than a month in limbo, we finally got word from our management that no members of Pitchfork Union will be laid off amid the current cuts at Conde Nast. This is great news, and we appreciate everyone’s support.
If you need another reason to despise humanity, two women seated next to me at the movie theater clinked their beers and then texted throughout the entire film. We were watching The Zone of Interest.
Interviewed
@puptheband
about how to sing about depression without glorifying it, the bizarreness of playing coachella as a former diy band, and learning to feel okay for once for
@pitchfork
Meeting
@MarcHogan
after reading his work for decades taught me that you can hustle & still be a kind, generous person. Beyond his countless reviews, he's the undisputed champ of investigate journalism. I'll never forget hitting publish on this one, in awe
.
@EkkoAstral
released their debut album pink balloons today and I reviewed it for
@pitchfork
. It's noisy, cheeky, unstoppable DC punk that picks up where Black Eyes and Priests left off, which is another way of saying I can't stop listening to it 🎈
I can't write about
@evanminsker
without crying. He introduced me to Oh Sees and Ty Segall as a reader forever ago & taught me everything I know about legal reporting once hired. Injecting humor into objective news is hard, but he sneaks it in effortlessly
Literally every
@ssodomsky
review is worth your time. He approaches music with such a nuanced, patient view that makes me hear albums I love (and some I even pitched!) in a new way. That happened with this Andy Shauf one and I think about it every listen