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Anyone can cook.

Boston, MA
Joined June 2019
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@NickDiGiovanni
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@HumansNoContext Please let me unsee this
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@wildtiktokss It’s so tiring being just one person how do they have the time to be 5 people at once
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@NickDiGiovanni
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@HumansNoContext They were right, just for half a second tho
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@wildtiktokss I once went to the Apple Store and asked them if they accepted Apple Pay
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@InternetH0F W internet
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@wildtiktokss Portobello or shiitake?
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@Cobratate I’m still confused who is tweeting for him in prison
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@elonmusk Does that means the Mariana Trench is… 👀
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@InternetH0F Jokes on her, he got a free portrait
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@InternetH0F Bible signed by God
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@InternetH0F When will YouTube find out that no one gets premium
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@HelpingChads $50 and I’ll come lose a cooking competition to you in front of your girlfriend
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@DudespostingWs One good bed is worth a thousand blow-up mattresses
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@RespectfulMemes The universe just made good-tasting food bad for you, some kind of sick joke
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@wildtiktokss being married means you'll never have your own room for the rest of your life
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@DudespostingWs Ancient equivalent of benching 2 plates and posting about it online
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@fuckedupfoods This isn’t messed up looking food, it’s perfection
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*deep breath deep breath deep breath* Morning, Mr. Mayor
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@wildtiktokss the kerosene adds a hint of spiciness
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@lizzo Chris evans is punching the air rn
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Next time you're eating the strawberry @TomBrady
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@23luvr Concerned that this was “based on my likes”
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@HumansNoContext It’s like a reverse horror movie
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@InternetH0F imagine training your whole life to be a boxer to lose to these guys
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@wildtiktokss That husband knows how to improvise, adapt, and overcome
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@InternetH0F isn't he that guy from fortnite
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@OrwellNGoode I swear my barber could remember where I went on vacation when I was 15 but doesn't know my name
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@fuckedupfoods i need hand sanitizer but for eyeballs
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@DudespostingWs Looks like tostitos lime chips. W choice
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@InternetH0F The real inspiration for Fortnite battle royale
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@HumansNoContext Her: “You don’t have hair” Him: understandable have a nice day
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@McDonalds 1000 likes and I make a video dressed up as the hamburglar
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@DudespostingWs Gotta peanut-butter-baste it for flavor
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@uxiedust Damn I really thought that was like SpongeBob in German
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@HumansNoContext french standard unit of measure is a baguette
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@elonmusk This post made me lactose intolerant
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@HumansNoContext He really out-crazied a masked serial killer
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@DudespostingWs That kid behind him is like damn maybe I should dent a car to get a free bike
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@HumansNoContext Fahrenheit just feels better - 0 is a super cold day, 100 is a super hot day
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@RespectfulMemes If you prefer strawberry flavored things I don’t trust you
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@wildtiktokss smh she didn't even win her own game
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@NickDiGiovanni
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A few weeks ago, we lost "the internet's grandma." Lynja was one of my best friends, and I miss her every day. I made this video so I could tell Lynja's story. I will be donating every cent I make from it to Lynja's favorite charity❤️
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@TheJoeySwoll It’s like Gordon Ramsay roasting a video of himself cooking
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@wildtiktokss You tell her you’re calling 911, she says she has a boyfriend
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@HumansNoContext Only real ones have the url memorized and don’t click
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@EmpireStateBldg Imagine being roasted by an inanimate object
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@barstoolsports He switched up so quick
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@MoistCr1TiKaL i like that it's a built in excuse to stop doing life
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We broke a Guinness World Record! @GordonRamsay
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@airrack Whoever ranked Thailand that low should be in jail
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@InternetH0F Didn’t need a return label to know where to send him back to
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@fuckedupfoods That bread has a sharper jawline than I do
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@HumansNoContext This brings back Masterchef memories I feel her pain
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@HumansNoContext I mean if the alarm doesn’t alert people the spastic dancing definitely will
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3 brothers, 3 levels of waffles ft. @jonasbrothers
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@HumansNoContext He is the uno reverse card as a person
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I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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@InternetH0F When is he dropping the multiverse tho
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@HumansNoContext its like a trojan horse, they slowly incapacitate the other world leader under the veil of friendship.
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@RespectfulMemes letting it soak is the most effort you’ll get out of me
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@wildtiktokss call him back and say "your money issue" and hang up
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I woke up today to the best birthday surprise ever. I am so proud to say that we've officially reached 10 million subscribers on @YouTube . All I've ever wanted to do is inspire others to be fearless in the kitchen. Thank you for allowing me to do what I do.
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Who is excited for my next video?
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@InternetH0F This Patrick star would love hanging out with sandy cheeks
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@fuckedupfoods Who let bro cook
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@elonmusk All elons memes are from 2010 I love it
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@MrBeast You looked really good don’t worry
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@RespectfulMemes that way the monsters can't grab your feet
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@fuckedupfoods I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming in my head
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@RespectfulMemes Looking for 20-25 y/olds with 15+ years working experience
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@InternetH0F We all make mistakes in the heat of passion
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@fuckedupfoods All the flavors melted together are probably delicious
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@InternetH0F *cries in Spanish*
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@wildtiktokss Nobody can say no to a good boy
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@HumansNoContext Ok but why is he so dripped out
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@HumansNoContext Trying to choose a slide transition animation in PowerPoint 2012
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@InternetH0F Damn do you ever just…?
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@buitengebieden Always “what the dog doing” and never “how the dog doing” smh
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@fuckedupfoods Just add more ketchup it’ll fix it
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@wildtiktokss Good thing it wasn’t a saving private Ryan themed birthday party
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What's your favorite recipe?
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@gkushbaby Would i win with these?
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@EverythingOOC Food is almost always better when you make it at home
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@HumansNoContext don't lie to yourself, you're on your phone that whole time
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@fuckedupfoods I actually want to make this now
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@InternetH0F Whatever car soulmates are, this is it
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@WholesomeMeme Those parties were they best, you could just feel summer being so close
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@HumansNoContext Me at 3 am deciding whether to watch another TikTok
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@MrBeast If I can be your white house chef
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@airrack 2,4,C 🤙
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@fuckedupfoods It also saves the pasta water for later in a convenient bowl instead of wasting it down the sink
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@DudespostingWs $3 for a slice of cheese is robbery - cook your own burger for your date and she’ll love you even more
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@HumansNoContext Why do I always think of the best responses when it’s too late
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@fuckedupfoods This just gave me a sick new video idea
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@airrack Flappy Bird. Never before had a game been so viral for rage quitting
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@HumansNoContext I've made a video on cooking an egg 50 ways and still don't know how she even did this
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