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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

Reminder: (art - @cyamallo )

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

9 months

@nyaalgebra it’s so funny going into any industry and the first veteran you see goes “oh yeah no we don’t pay for those. here’s a 10gb zip file that has been passed around between 2,305 people”

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NewWaffleGuy

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2 years

every “cool metaverse” demonstration is just this

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2 years

@imkrisyim

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11 months

@wubwah Dodging the question… typical

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@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

ooos what’s this ref sheet doing here haha crazy what a coincidence (done by @/cyamallo a while back)

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

SAY HELLO TO NEW SMUG BASTARD MAN, DANTE @squidinu MADE THIS IT’S SO GOOD LOOK AT HIMM

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@NewWaffleGuy

11 months

meet FERIK, my coyote sona!! done by @voltdraws !

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

1 year

@0kbps we can have little a patriotism, as a treat

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 years

It's HIM! Commissioned from @ritwells and I love it so so so so much

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 years

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ..by @mestisoart ! Who is really good! And is responsible for the also really good idea!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

new FORBIDDEN image @javacatDotIO doesn’t want you to see 😈😈😈

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

17 days

@aevris_ it’s so indicative of that Tumblr Writing Style which feels adjacent to overuse of the thesaurus. Overly fanciful and self-masturbatory prose which is heralded as groundbreaking for being from lil ol’ tumblr uwu

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

finally, a video that matters

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

i’m so tired man

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 years

I have no words other than HIM Thanks so much to @Orlando_Fox for this amazing and cute commission!!!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

is this what a brain aneurysm feels like

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

he look, and he drawn by the VERY GOOD @MochiIsaMonster !!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 years

Cozying up, by the talented @ritwells !

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

raccoon.., By @beaglescouts ! and I love it so much

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

oh god he’s being overconfident again oh GOD amazing art by @Yellow2Kat !!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

1 year

new discourse idea: cancelling pooltoy furries for glorifying plastic and thus oil

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

9 months

is it really worth it?

Bork (Hyena) 🦴

@BorkThunder

9 months

Is it worth it

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

he didn’t quite think this through By the insanely talented @GafreitasArt !!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@imkrisyim Every day this damned otter finds another way to ruin my life even more

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

haha what if we um 🥺👉👈 ( @javacatDotIO did this)

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

@bombsfall You may laugh but this is actually a really bad sign! It means they don’t have the ability to leave audio log recordings to create environmental storytelling!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

1 month

@APOAPSlS it’s the tiktok stare. I hate that app so so so much

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

9 months

@mocheccino inaccurate. neither of you are capable of even pretending to be straight

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

6 years

Absolutely cannot believe I didn't tweet this one sooner. Because it's amazing. I'm not quite sure I can express just how amazing this is. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. Commissioned from @GotSomeHaps ! Thanks! So! Damn! Muuch!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@BorkThunder “rubbish rubbish RUBBISH” what did the angry ghost from undertale write this

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

8 months

@maskofviera tangentially related fun fact: before Endwalker, crafting coffee biscuits for leves was one of the most reliable money makers. that’s how powerful the lesbians are

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 years

It’s HIM with a TWIST (in that he, alax, is normally a raccoon but here is an ~African Wild Dog~)! Absolutely amazing piece of art done by @Ray_Fkm !

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5 years

@thelindsayellis I identify as One Joke

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5 years

@SonicFox5000 oh okay I didn’t know you were cancelling yourself

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@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

@jrjresq

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 years

local raccoon boy enamored, more at 11 this is insanely good and is by @cvictorrosso who is also insanely good!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 years

punch boy (By @Flooderonn ! Thanks so much!)

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

what magic that shark be doin ( @Boo_Rad13y made this and MY GOD)

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@bombsfall men! Learn the secret that makes women go crazy: ejecting high-velocity wolves out of your mouth on demand

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@shaun_vids can’t be racist at babies without the damn WOKERATI ordering a hit on me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 months

@kaleochu Reddit is so funny in how they always act like shocked Mormon 40-year old upper middle class soccer moms the second they see something that isn’t extremely conventional, vanilla, and straight

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

@jrjresq are anthropomorphized mice in valorant?? I’ve been missing out damn

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

oh he’s RUNNIN (By @MashhPotatoes !!)

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@rygel_spkb A story in two images

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

1 year

@goobysart what if it was keep homophobia instead of keep inventory. bet you feel real silly now, huh

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

6 years

aaaaAAAAHHHH It’s SO GOOD LOOK AT HIM THANK YOU @SkiaSkai

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@BLKDlAMONDS oh my god please please WHAT is the context what is this server for

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

@bombsfall Ah, the ratskip. Essential for that nosanders% run

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

6 years

Thinking. ...wonderful commission drawn by @lukiriart !

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

@jesawyer It’s so cool of Obsidian to hire modders!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@happyroadkill @mocheccino @ThatOneDeePFP i would say secrets exposed but we all already knew this

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

8 months

@spamagotchi @uwukko if you see anything you’re a weirdo

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 months

@atorwulfu who among us doesn’t has a crotch bone??

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NewWaffleGuy

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3 years

@CopingMAGA Boy do I have some news for them

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

@woah_its_auri it’s me i’m guy who just played Outer Wilds (2019)

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@NewWaffleGuy

7 months

babe wake up new incredibly stupid frencore drama dropped

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

@nyaalgebra not only was that game distinctly *not* marked only towards gay people but also I am so tired of this… pseudo gatekeeping? Just slyly saying “well REAL gays only like X/dress like Y!!”

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

@suhmoyed what do you have against burgercum

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

VERY IMPORTANT REMINDER: him :) (art from @GafreitasArt a while back!)

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

oh my god the new discord update. secret furry double life time secret furry double life time

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@joabaldwin @Tirrelous Just assimilate the sona of one random furry follower every week

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

BIRTH

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

6 months

fucking stupid? yeah, that’s the idea here

Matilda ♋︎

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7 months

I love a Himbo in theory as much as the next person but I do think it would be exhausting dating a man who was actually fucking stupid

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NewWaffleGuy

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4 years

This extremely cool badge almost offsets my extreme fear! THANKS AGAIN @ZucchiniFuzz !!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

@bombsfall and not a SINGLE small western PA town got nuked because of nitw. like did these fake fans even play the game??

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

god. he’s just so gay; LOOK at him. makes me furious 😡

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

6 years

Commission made by @cyanroll ! It looks! So good! AGH.

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3 years

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NewWaffleGuy

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1 year

@goobysart now ending every post I make with “also ur characters are kinda hot ngl”

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

6 years

Spending some time relaxing. Thanks SO MUCH to @cabbaj1 for this! It’s just too good!

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@SONTRA_ i spent way too much effort on this

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

can you BELIEVE this man???? how awful...

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

Thanks to @housegoblin I now have the most accurate rendition of Alax yet:

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 months

@aevris_ this would fix my back I just know it

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

11 months

@kaleochu why is it that 90% of vtuber avatars look like they’re controlled by a popsicle stick glued to their back

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

@LegitimatNoodle every movie should end with jack black straight up killing someone

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

2 years

if discord lists your friend as “playing visual studio code”, check up on them. make sure they’re ok.

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@nyaalgebra humans are conceived from sex so minors shouldn’t be allowed to exist obviously

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

5 months

@gahhnie yup. there’s your problem. memetics’ haunted.

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

1 year

when you’re a neurodivergent adhd autistic former gifted kid and you stub your toe 😂🤣🤣

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

11 months

@Neon_woof You’re going to get SO GOOD at giving head

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

sorry i left you on read i couldn’t think of a funny enough reply

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

@joabaldwin @Tirrelous Oh god oh fuck what have I done

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

3 years

this Art is clearly the most true representation of smug bastard energy I have ever seen. @squidinu is a genius

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NewWaffleGuy

@NewWaffleGuy

4 years

haha sURPRISE we look NOTHING alike i’ve fooled you all this whole time!! art is @/GafreitasArt and i r e f u s e to apologize for using a photo of me while i’m in my bed thanks