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@NathanBirch0

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Coventry, England
Joined October 2011
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His name is Gareth Southgate. Dresses as a football manager
@MetCC
Met Contact Centre
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@NathanBirch0 Good evening Nathan, Please call 999 or the police anti-terrorist hotline on 0800 789 321 to report an immediate threat to life or property. Alternatively, you report directly to MI5 here:
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@metpoliceuk i’d like to report a terrorist
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This has made my day. Nobody’s allowed to walk to the ground because drummer boy can’t make it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@NathanBirch0
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Cov and Middlesbrough bottling promotion last season and losing our best player this season 🤝 #pusb #boro
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Cov town pigeons are proper brave things. Stamp ur foot at it and it'll stamp back at you
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@LickshotLippy Secondary school Yamaha keyboard beat
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@NathanBirch0
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@England Let the country down
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@ShacksS1 The day he done that coat swap set it off
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@TomMorgan00 Stinksss of jealousy
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@adixonlanda For what?
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If the year 11's put more time into their GCSE's than going out to these sixth form parties maybe they'd be a little brighter. We waiting our turn as did the year above
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Coventry vs Luton
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How many times have you watched this? Yes
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
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"COVENTRY CITY MAKE THEIR MOVE!" ⚡
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Unknown T coming home?
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Only in Coventry would you see a fight before Rihanna
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@Squawka
Squawka
10 months
An under-the-radar pick is Ben Sheaf. A former Arsenal academy graduate, Sheaf was a penalty shootout away from becoming a Premier League player with Coventry City. West Ham should take a closer look.
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Rock paper scissors at 1-0 down this club is gonna fucking kill me
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The way your mrs was punched about wasn’t nice either you horrible prick
@antony00
Antony Santos
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Coventry proved why they reached the semi-final. We seeked this spot in the final for our fans and we achieved. The way our fans were treated by their player was not nice and I, in the heat of the moment, i've reacted to the provocations in a natural defense of my club!
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Halloween sorted. Going as a repeat sex offender
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Can reveal they are not. Glad to clear any rumours
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@Coventry_City we had heavy pockets now we have cashman
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When you've had one too many and the dogs hurt her leg
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@Coventry_City Fellaini 3 year contract
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Any Luton town lads think they’re hard enough for my pal here. Drop me a DM and he will flatten you on Wembley way. #LTFC #LUTONSISSIES
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@Coventry_City announce neymar?
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@AmberRoseGill Not that funny
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@Coventry_City golf clubs allowed?
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@Madders10 @British_Airways Holiday from hell james?
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@beanie59186661 Not sure mate not part of the ultra sky blue crew
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Had to be done
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Yes it was given against us but nobody can ever take that minute and a half away from me. A feeling that will stick with me for the rest of my life
@_TomWillis_
Tom Willis
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Take a look at this video, #SBA . I'll leave it up to everyone else to form their own opinions. Also, surprised that wasn’t there any slow-motion replays on TV or similar to what they do in the Premier League. #PUSB
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@Anthony_Kav We’ve been well and truly shafted
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Someone help me put a bounty on jays barber
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"She's found me"
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Got in about 3:30AM went straight to sleep and got woken up by this text. I left @EthanMesnard in my car without fucking realising 😂😂😂😂😂
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Mum pulled it out the bag this year 😍😍
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Scouse not English? Viva la Napoli
@indykaila
indykaila News
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Napoli fans walking around Liverpool city centre with golf clubs..These lot are dangerous. Awful...
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🤣🤣🤣whoever done this hang your head in shame 😉
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
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Coventry fans letting off fireworks near by to Middlesbrough’s team hotel last night. 💥💥💥
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@NathanBirch0
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Fine
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@Coventry_City
Coventry City
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BACK-TO-BACK WINS! 🚀
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I'm a celeb needs to hurry up🙄
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Not like any of you lot will have work tomorrow anyway
@LFC
Liverpool FC
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Not going to sleep tonight, are we?
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@SuppressedSikh They’ll use his head as the ball for the final ffs
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Ur meant to go over the hurdles
@Brink_Thinker
Kevin W.
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Say one word about this little warrior 🤺🤺🤺
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GOT MY APPRENTICESHIP. Nobody understands how gassed I am right now
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Me on the jaks dancefloor the second I see any tiktok dances
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Cmon Islamic state do ur thing
@AwayDays_
Football Away Days
5 years
Sunderland fans in Trafalgar Square for the checkatrade cup final tomorrow👏 #SAFC
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Going to do a march to the arch if anybody fancies it for the semi final. My permission slip has been signed #PUSB
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I recon Kim jong un probably takes that title
@EPLBible
EPL Bible
5 years
The most dangerous Korean in the world? 🤔🔥
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Macy's been back from zante for less than 24 hours and she's already banging balloons in McDonald's car park. Up the Birch's
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Shared CV5. Hope everyone stays safe xx
@SkyNewsBreak
Sky News Breaking
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Sky News understands the UK terror threat level is being raised from substantial to severe meaning an attack is "highly likely"
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Hope they catch the scumbags who did this and never let them out. Rest in peace Cody
@BrumPolice
Birmingham Police
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#UPDATE | We can now name the young man who died as Cody Fisher. His family said tonight: "They have broken our hearts; I have lost my best friend. My family and I are asking for privacy and respectfulness at this heart-breaking time."
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This is the best day of my life
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@Coventry_City Announce bright so I can stop
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Unbelievabley proud of @macybirchxx for being the first member of the family to go to university!!! have fun in Liverpool you Scouse bastard ❤️
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Last minute UCL “winner” in the quarters and these are the scenes? Fucking embarrassing club
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Nah the scenes in school when this goal went in are u mad. Knee slides all over the gaff
@EnglidsAway
England Football Fans
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And how can we let a game against Wales go without showing this... 90+ 1 Daniel Sturridge... 🍿
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All for you Cam 💙💙💙
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Left wing back. Good balance of defensive and attacking play. The occasional goal occurs too
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He don’t deserve this shit
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
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NEWS: Coventry City can confirm that Jodi Jones has suffered an ACL injury in training. ➡️ #PUSB
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Meet me down the corn if you think you’re good enough fella
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Our schools > Your schools
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@NathanBirch0
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Life comes at you fast. #PUSB
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1k says they play rugby
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@Skybluek8 @henrywaterer I’ve had a tough day at work today so I’m going to scam someone out of their hard earned money tonight. Cheers for green lighting it 👍🏻
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Always the ones you least expect
@Wayne57072607
Wayne.
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⛔️BREAKING NEWS⛔️ Former Conservative councillor David Smith has been found guilty of child sex abuse. He has been remanded in custody and will be sentenced on May 16.
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I’m so glad I’ve seen who everyone has been listening to on Spotify today
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@thebadnotugly @_Jamie209 @stevenRFC2 @TheNotoriousMMA Only laughing because McGregor bandwagoners only know fighters Conor had fought
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Lord please give me a son
I’m so shit at cuddles ffs I just get so horny and 5 mins later I’m sucking his dick
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The man the myth the legend. CRAIG DANNY
@owen__ffc
Owen 💛💙
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i want what this guy is on 😂 #saintsfc
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@jmemc55 Oh my fucking god
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Brilliant touch from Apple
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City of fucking culture baby!! VIVA LA COV
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“Caught with the worst sexual abuse images ever seen” jailed for 20 months. Country is an absolute joke
@CrimeLdn
London & UK Street News
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A DJ who fantasised about raping and murdering a child has been jailed for 20 months after he was caught with some of the worst sexual abuse images ever seen by investigators. Haitch Macklin, 38, advertised a streaming service for child abuse images to
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Happy valentines day all
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@Coventry_City Todays playlist for me
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@LickshotLippy Rich drug addicts
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The war has been won.
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Remembering what came out of my mouth at the weekends
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Cov would’ve won the league if we won all our games
@sportbible
SPORTbible
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🚨 Liverpool would have won the Premier League title, if it was decided on aggregate score
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Out with the old money may. In with the new money mae
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Great 3 points on the board today. Great travelling support as ever. Smashed the Stratford scum all over the place. Nice to get back where I belong too. The score sheet 🔝🗑 #NB11
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Have I just sat here for 8 minutes grinning like fuck? Absolutely
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
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The night we made our Wembley dream a reality! 💭 📺 City Unseen from the Riverside. This one is special. #PUSB
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Downed a bottle of lemonade fair play mate
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Time to smash it bro @AlexRhysWinton
@Michael_Rose5
Michael Rose
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Can’t wait to get started at @Coventry_City a new challenge to get stuck into!⚽️ #PUSB
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Cov fans are so busy 🤣🤣🤣 how’s someone hiding in the ryton bush to leak haji wright
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Wouldn’t mind my hand being where girouds is am I right girlies 🤪😍💅🏼💅🏼
@RLC
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
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Never give up! 🔥 Last min winner! 😲 3 pts! ⚽️
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Watching Hamer play in the premier league 💔
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Do you go raves?
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han curtis
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trying to find outfits for raves is the bain of my life
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@jmemc10 I've got 2 GCSEs and it's shite
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Left on my own at the services. 3 points will make it better pusb
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Not often you can really appreciate a good hedge. But my god that’s a beauty
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Reesco Deesco
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Pay me £200 I’ll give you £170 back. Message me 💸💵💰
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Local cat outchea
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U suckin dick? Stop Savin chat Am I gonna fuck his pregnant girlfriend? My 3 personal favourites Trent
@TrentAA
Trent Alexander-Arnold
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My top series: Entourage Game of Thrones Money Heist What you got? 🤔
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#asktrent did she stop savin chat?
@TrentAA
Trent Alexander-Arnold
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Massive thanks for the support and reaching 1 mill followers 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 Got some time this afternoon so gonna do #AskTrent . Get your questions in...
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IM GOING TO WEMBLEY
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