In the past two weeks I got great offers on two different projects that have been on sub since early 2019.
I know it’s easy to get caught up in the whirlwind of fast deals talked about on social media, but “when” it happens for you will be exactly when and how it’s supposed to.
So I’m in Scotland. At Gretna Green. Where my husband surprised me with a vowel renewal ceremony.
❤️😍❤️
!!!!!
This is 💯 a historical romance lover bucket list item and omg I did it!!!
After years and years of exhaustive research and sleepless nights, I am so pleased to present my debut book: How to Negotiate With a Toddler!
Exclusively here, 100% free!
When I was a brand new agent, I considered going to law school. Chatted with a taxi driver about it, who told me, "No no no. Your job is to look for the positive. Lawyers look for the negative."
I still live by that advice.
I'm gonna go pitch some awesome now!
Writers, please know, I hate sending rejections. I hope they light a fire in you. I hope and want you to keep going, to grow your craft, to come back to me with words I can’t stop reading so I can help you make it happen.
4yo comes up to me near to tears:
Mommy...daddy said...daddy said that when I’m older...I won’t live with you!
*tears glistening* h-he said...when I’m old I’m going to...move OUT!
😂😭🤗
I assured him daddy is silly and he can live with me as looong as he wants 😆
I've pretty much abandoned Twitter, but I really needed to come here this morning to say, dear S&S editors, I have never considered an editor who doesn't respond in three weeks unresponsive.
So my kid got in trouble today.
As it was finally quiet, and everybody had settled into a nap...he screamed
PENIS!
🤦♀️
And the thing is. I felt like a pretty terrible parent because I had to struggle really, really hard not to laugh
As I solemnly nodded my head at teacher
My friend just told me if I don’t tell her what my boys want for their birthday she’s going to get me something VERY noisy, but only ONE so they have to SHARE it and that is probably the most evil statement ever
The April Insider Interview at OPB is with Natalie Lakosil (Irene Goodman Literary Agency). She's honest in the most refreshing way and talks about commissions, the challenges of debut PB authors, and more.
#MondayBlogs
#picturebooks
#askagent
Also, yes I just got an offer in this morning, yes I’ll be negotiating it at the hospital while in labor, and yes I have a contract I NEED to mail so yes I am driving around looking for post office box while in labor.
#agentlife
I'll be re-opening to queries on Sept. 3; here are some things I'd love to see in my inbox!
#MSWL
-nonfiction, esp. MG, YA & prescriptive and platform-driven adult (not so much PB biographies)
-POC author/illustrators
-Native/First Nations creators/authors
3yo made me a Mother’s Day card. When I said I love it and I’ll put it somewhere special (fridge) he freaked out and screamed NO IT’S SPECIAL TO ME YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!! 🙄 lol welp.
Ok. One of my friends just showed me the gif button in text.
You guys. I have been manually going to the internet, searching terms, copying a gif and pasting in my texts.
My world just changed.
I just wrote an email with NO exclamation points…….. and immediately went back in to find somewhere to add at least ONE. How else do they know I’m friendly! And approachable!
My toddler has started using positive reinforcement on me.
Toddler:
You ate all your dinner! You get a special treat!
Good job mommy you used the potty!
Wow good job cleaning up! 🙄
Me: how exciting is Disney+!!! So many new movies to try!! What do you want to watch?!
4yo: the same two movies I’ve been watching over and over and over since I was two, please.
😑
Ok twitter. It’s past midnight and I’ve had some champs. So I will voice. This opinion:
You know how you can be a snobby wine person or just say, who the fuck cares drink the wine that you like?
That’s how I feel about books.
5 yr-old is making friends in Zoom Kindergarten by matching backgrounds back and forth with kids. And he figured out how to pin the video feed of the girl he thinks is the most beautiful girl in the world. My heart. 😭😍
I sign quite a few clients who aren’t familiar with track changes and using the review features in Word. This is one of the most widely used editing tools in the industry so if you aren’t familiar with it: get on that! :) There are YouTube videos you can watch, also use with CPs!
Hey, it’s pretty cool that now I just seem responsible instead of weird when I awkwardly smile at my neighbor and quickly walk away, no small talk to be had here...
I am hard core judging my sister’s wedding registry. She has a set of four plain. White. Coffee mugs for $60. And a $60 fruit bowl. $50 plain white vase. And a $40 laundry hanging rack.
Girl needs to hit up Ross.
Would I love that? Heck yeah. If I have other interest and/or have an auction going on? Yeah.
But the answer to the submission slow down is NOT more pressure. It's more editorial support.
Wow, my house is a miracle cure! My youngest was sent home sick because he can’t stop coughing but as soon as we walked in the door, the cough stopped!!
Getting ready to pitch a whole lot of awesome in this new year, but I can’t shake the image of editors running down the halls shrieking “the submissions are coming! The submissions are coming!!” 😆
4yo: mommy I need a throw pillow.
Me: ...what??
4yo: for so when I get mad I can throw it. I need it.
Me: uh...well, um, but, I mean I know it���s confusing but a throw pillow isn’t for throwing-
4yo: yes it is! Meema said you have them! I NEED one too!!
🤦♀️
Yes! I reopened to queries today. I forgot to take down the auto-response for part of the day but rest assured, if you sent it today it will be reviewed.
Query update: I'm not opening again until I'm caught up! I still have some queries from Auguest/September 😬 Just for anyone waiting, know I'm getting to you!!!
I feel like I’m getting an intervention from my 3yo:
Him: mommy why you take your purse to the hair cut place?
Me: because it has all the things I need in it
Him: you don’t need those things
Me: but I do-
Him: no. You don’t.
Ok, now one for you all that I KNOW: got a mosquito bite? Rub a salt paste (heavy salt little water) on it! Works in 30 seconds.
That one was a game changer for me. 😁
Off to teach my first class on Getting Published at UCSD extension, and 3yo insisted I bring binoculars. I said I didn’t need them but he said NO mommy, just in case!
So I’ve got binoculars.
After multiple tries with different locations in my house, I moved where I sit for zoom calls so there's a plant and a painting behind me, and I just got my first compliment on my "background" and I feel like I just unlocked a pandemic accomplishment 😆
A lot of mixed emotions about the Queen here and usually my go-to is finding other tweets to RT but I can’t quite find one that’s like I’m sad but also there’s bags of messed up stuff that shouldn’t be forgotten but also I just loved having and queen and not a king so.
Ok so. Something I’ve noticed about Europe: they know how to create a bathroom stall without a two-inch gap on each side of the door. Why is this not something we can figure out in the US??!
Does anyone know what this button does? I’ve always secretly hoped it was an emergency party cat button; heck I’d settle for an emergency petty cat- but...?
3yo said “brother likes red” and hubs heard “brother likes bread” and brother said “I like red and bread” and hubs said “let’s make red bread.”
We made red bread.
"I'm sure another agent or editor will feel differently!" =
I don't think I can sell this. But just because I don't think I can sell it doesn't mean it can't be sold.
3yo: mooom why is it never my birthday?
Me: your birthday is in two weeks!
3yo: what! Alexa! Set a timer for 2 minutes!
Me: no, two weeks!
*two min later*
*Alexa: your birthday time is ready*
3yo: it’s my birthday!!!!!
Me: no-
3yo: YES IT IS ALEXA SAID SO!!
😑
For me publishing is a hard industry b/c emotionally one minute you're flying high & drinking champs & carbs don't exist, & the next you're being punched in the face & squished under a shoe, and it can happen daily/hourly/with weeks in between & you NEVER KNOW which one it'll be
Second shot fatigue was still kicking my butt this morning so I put on a movie for 3yo, gave him a breakfast bar, went back to sleep and thought, it’ll be fine. Just 30 more minutes.
SO excited to welcome
@nazkutub
to the agency and be championing his outrageously funny and heartfelt YA I’d describe as a modern-day Muslim GENTLEMAN’S GUIDE TO VICE AND VIRTUE!
(*ahem* bio change? 👀👀)
feeling BEYOND LUCKY 🍀 to announce that i am now working as assistant to
@Natalie_Lakosil
at bradford literary!! 🥰✨ i’ve wanted to work in publishing ever since i could read the acknowledgement pages of my favorite books—so excited to be here! ☺️
Is there a mentorship program similar to
#authormentormatch
for debut authors who'd like help with marketing plans? I help clients but it's so useful to have mentors who've walked the walk recently and would love to connect clients with this if it exists!
#marketingmentormatch
?