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I'm Crumpet! Business Email: MurderCrumpet @mythictalent .com TikTok: Youtube:

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@MurderCrumpet
Murder Crumpet
1 year
Someone said I was successful cuz I'm gay today, stung a lil to think my sexuality had anything to do with being a decent streamer. Personally I think I'm successful cuz I look like Maximilian Dood if he was lost in a desert for 6 months but mehbeh that's just me
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@MurderCrumpet
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1 month
sluttin it down mid currently inting 0-16 my teammates r writing to me but im not listening
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@MurderCrumpet
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1 year
Received a 7 day suspension live, my first infraction ever in 3 years. I'm sorry for the violation of TOS and will make sure not to let something like this ever happen again. I hope to see everyone again on Twitch soon.
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
smh my hot friends are stun locking our movement to my anime panels >:(
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@MurderCrumpet
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10 months
Sorry for the sudden stop on stream today. Lost my grandfather to congestive heart failure.
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Vincent is dead I killed him
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@MurderCrumpet
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9 months
Present for @Aeriy6 for her bday! Amazing Art by @Chrisdasa !
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@MurderCrumpet
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4 years
It was my best birthday ever yesterday, thank you to all my friends who made it so special for me. I'm very lucky to have you in my life <3
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
I've had a really wonderful Birthday today, thank you for making my slightly creakier self feel quite epic today <3 I'm very lucky to be in the position I am and have the friends I do, made u look lol, you make me happier than I've ever been and I hope we can spend more together!
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
Thinking of applying to VShojo, what do you think? Maybe it'd be something quite fun! >:)
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
An amazing mural summing up my two years of streaming on twitch created by the amazing @SeductiveBenene
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
caught him like this just staring for 6 and half min.
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
Why I drink... :(
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@MurderCrumpet
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7 months
Just turned 27, been part of a community, vr, twitch, and streaming for 5 years now. I can easily say it's been the best of my life and the friends I've made are lifelong. I'm very lucky, and I hope I can keep doing this. Thanks for the bday wishes <3
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@MurderCrumpet
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8 months
No stream today sadly! Grandma decided to make an unscheduled stop on her way home from a trip and let herself in while I was naked in VR. Thought I was getting home invaded and screamed, she screamed, and now my Grandma has seen my penis.
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
Really good Father's Day, got to spend it hunting ghosts with my step-son, he's an anime girl now it's cool I swear @Sodapoppintv
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@MurderCrumpet
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1 year
I'm coming for Gru
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
hosted my first major event and it went super well! very fun time, can't wait for part 2 tomorrow! thank you everyone who dropped by it was a blast <3
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
First time I’ve been recognized in public just happened feel bad for the guy I think he went blind smh they never learn
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
New vtuber model just dropped what do you guys think
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
I had an incredibly good time in GTA NoPixel RP today! Thank you to everyone I interacted with, it made me feel very welcome on the server. I can't wait to do more and investigate all sorts of things as Cindy Lou!
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
happened across vincent
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
A lil crump in r/place, thank you for repping such a creature <3
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 months
Sorry to anyone I've been short with or felt off too, getting banned for 7 days on Twitch and then immediately evicted from my home in addition to crippling internet issues has left me kinda mood killing this month, hoping to improve soon. Apologies for being a downer
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
one of the best weekends i've ever had, thank you for joining me for a bit of it. I can't believe it's been 2 years and I can't wait for more together <3
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
I simply shoot a little shot and shake a bit too! We'll see what happens ;)
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
Happy Thanksgiving! I've eaten half a pie and I hope you will too! Thank you to my amazing friends and @roflgatorOW for making a place for me where I've never been happier! I dedicate the second half of the pie to you! I'm not sharing tho >:)
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@MurderCrumpet
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6 months
Too sick to stream so have me dancin instead lmao
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
Now that I've got you back... I'm never letting you go again #TheMcRibLives
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
first night at the new place and I woke up this morning and screamed cuz I didn't know where I was. Roommate is not happy
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@MurderCrumpet
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9 months
Got full body laser today. The 5 foot nothing nurse gripped my dick like a lobster grabs a shrimp and shot my shaft with what felt like a stapler about 500 times. All in all 10/10 definitely feeling like a charred naked mole rat baby
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@MurderCrumpet
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7 months
Petite @Asmongold and Walmart @Tectone at the New Vegas club (gay)
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
yep that's me in red. you might be wondering how I got in this situation. vr takes you down a dark path
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
@GloriousArcadum I'd love to if there's a little slot I'd fit in!
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
We Came From Cum and From Cum We Came
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2 years
nice
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
VR allows for everyone to follow their dreams, even if they're kinda fucking weird
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Just saw ep 1 of studio Trigger’s new cyber punk anime live at anime expo the smell of the auditorium added a lot to the dystopian garbage city vibe
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Looks like I won't be making it to the community meet up after all
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
@roflgatorOW hey you got my gift! ur welcome <3
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
spreadin minion legs like i spread my alien fingers see you all tonight at the movie
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
merry christmas im under your tree please unwrap me please
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
Oh my gosh it's so fun! GTA RP is absolutely a blast, I can't help but gush. I hope Cindy Lou can solve more mysteries soon! Thank you Rob for the host, you do so much for me <3 @roflgatorOW
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
my proposals for McCree rename: mcCree 2 dip wimbal mcCreep Obama Gus Ruckus Bud Light™️ Philip Buster ur welcome buzzard get back to me
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
@Sodapoppintv Let your Dad know I miss him!
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
got laser hair removal. turns out my nurse was luke skywalker cuz she fired that proton torpedo directly down my exhaust port and now it hurts to sit down
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
@Sodapoppintv Lost to anime girls in VR Golf and now to old people in IRL Golf, time to put away the putter :'(
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Over 20 hours without internet because @comcast destroyed the wiring instead of upgrading my fiber internet. Thank you Comcast. you're the worst
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@MurderCrumpet
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1 year
it takes 10,000 hours to become a world class master in something, i chose vrchat for that. somebody stop me
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@MurderCrumpet
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1 year
Last night I won best full body user over all in @roflgatorOW VR competition! It cost a sprained wrist, skinned knees, skinned pinky, hip pops, and more but it was worth it!
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Definitive Lobby Intellighence Tier List by me
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2 years
I had so much fun meeting so many friends for the first time! Oh my gosh it was wild <3 glad I went and can’t wait to tell all the stories too! TC was awesome thanks @rpr for being so sweet! Very surreal to meet people who wanted my signature omg that was CRAZY wthael
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@MurderCrumpet
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6 months
Streaming an hour later than usual today! I'm feeling quite sick! To make up for it here's @X_Vincentninja at the arcade beating @TurtwigVR 's score by a mile!
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@MurderCrumpet
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1 year
I lost the bet. I wagered that none of my friends could trick me into adding them on an alt mute account. After months of attempts by my friends, @Chrisdasa got me by creating an alter ego named pixelpink and making a GF experience video. You win you bastard
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
I'm so incredibly happy that my first variety stream went so well, thank you for watching! I'll be doing more Dark Souls on Monday at 2pm Central time and I'm simply going to beat the bet! (Or get close lol)
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
happy new year may your fields be moist and regularly plowed this season
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
It's here! Everything you could ever want! I'm so excited to share my first merchandise ever with you all! Go here!
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Can’t stop crying while waiting for take off aaaaaaa these people think I’m insane
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
I asked them one thing they wanted to say. Catgirls smh
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2 years
got an offer to be in the next fnaf game but they always put me in the closet?
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
How do i get sponsored by elden ring? I'm actually the greatest elden ring player of all time surely it would be a wise investment also i got hella maidens all up in my grace totes elden lord material
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3 years
My investigative note taking from GTA NoPixel RP! I've been having so much fun, it really is super addicting. I can't thank everyone enough for making my experience so great
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2 years
good news: got a package of home made cookies from my mom! :) bad news: i just lost my sense of taste from covid >:(
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2 years
Finished the meet up! Thank you for everyone who came in actually so overwhelmed and happy! The plushies went out in like 5 min oh my gosh thank you guys <3
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@MurderCrumpet
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4 months
Thank you to the @VTuberAwards and @filianIsLost ! Hope I can add another trophy next year <3
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7 months
At twitch con! Met the chief! If you wanna meet me come say hi I’m walking around all over!
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
Happy 33rd Birthday to my omega hyper pOggers with a capital O friend @HappioThoughts ! She inspires me everyday with the happy thought (lol) that I'll be as much of a gamer when I'm her age!
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3 years
I hope the GTA morning streams have been fun! It won't be affecting my normal evening hours (except Monday lol), so it's all additive. It's super refreshing to play and I hope that I make a good addition to the server since it's simply so fun!
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Think I'm temp banned on TikTok :( turns out getting vored by an anime dragon girl was too much for television
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@MurderCrumpet
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1 year
Help him
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Very large massive huge announcement tomorrow! I'm super excited and I cannot wait to show you what's been concocted!
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@MurderCrumpet
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4 years
Check out the new and improved Golden Gator 2020! The best bar and hangout and chill ever! @VRChat
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3 years
@GloriousArcadum I'd like to! I think that would be kinda super epic poggers
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 months
Actually HUGE update! I'm locked in for a new place just in time! Will be all moved in by this weekend's end! Really a massive weight of stress off to find somewhere on such short notice yippee!
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1 year
2 days and 3 hours into my 7 day ban, no response on the appeal yet. I'm hoping for the best tomorrow. 🙏
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2 years
At my hotel rn, gonna be in San Diego for twitch con! if u see me or want to say hi pls do i wanna meet lots of people and
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2 years
8 months 2 weeks sober goodbye LOL
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8 months
@LudwigAhgren can you play vrchat and go on a date with me (gay)
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2 years
Sorry for the shorter streams this week, this covid has been kicking my butt. Hopefully I'll be back on Sunday and be good to go again!
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6 months
I'm addressing the allegations tomorrow on stream
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2 years
4 days is the longest I’ve gone without streaming. Anime Expo was fun but now I’m simply back and so ready to start again, I hope to see you there today for a big come back!
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2 years
POV: you love Mango but she's starting a new business and you want to support her
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2 years
saw the new Cyberpunk anime, when google and amazon have their first corporate war im chroming the fuck up and it WILL be nova
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2 years
Shoulder to shoulder the whole way, it got worse in the artist alley. I am now a sardine
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3 months
Despicable Me 4 announced: me when i get to bust out the memorabilia at the function #DespicableMe4
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@MurderCrumpet
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8 months
Excited to announce I'm finally going to debut a live 2D model on Sept. 26th! Be there for some really big reveals and announcements!
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@MurderCrumpet
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2 years
Gonna do a 24 hour stream today for my birthday to prove I still can! and also cuz my roommate called me snap, crackle, pop when i walked by him this morning and stretched :(
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2 years
What a crazy birthday stream! I can't thank everyone enough for being there and making it so fun! I'm very lucky to have what I do, and 3 years ago I never would have imagined a birthday passing where I felt happy. But thanks to my friends and community I finally have that! <3
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2 years
Going to be at the Stream Elements Booth passing out 20 of these little plump crumps! Near the back of the convention center! Come by in 1 hour! Otherwise I’ll be walking the floor passing them to any who’d like one!
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@MurderCrumpet
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3 years
I've decided to become an artist here's my self portait
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