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Muaaz Mia

@MuaazMia

2 years

Told this 7 year old I wish I was his age, he said he wishes he was a baby Ay bruh it’s tough everywhere

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Muaaz Mia

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2 years

This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen

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3 years

My Afrikaans neighbor is wearing 2 pairs of shorts, that’s how fucking cold it is

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3 years

If you throw Ritalin into your Ford Fiesta it becomes a Ford Focus

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2 years

I was cutting my grass and my neighbour (that’s a vegan) shouted “braai smells tops bru” over the wall. I love this country🤣😭🤣

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3 years

R500 is feeling a lot like R50 these days

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2 years

Hello kitty in Afrikaans is awe poes

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3 years

Reasons I’m never worried: 1.) Allah

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3 years

Whole twitter in matric

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3 years

Why they ain’t no pasta drive thrus

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2 years

If you ain’t invited don’t go and if you aren’t told don’t ask. Always remember that

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3 years

I’m in a bit of a dark place rn, not mentally tho, I just live in South Africa

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11 months

It’s wild in JHB rn, Afrikaans men are wearing 2 pairs of shorts

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3 years

Insurance Company: You hit a what?!

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3 years

Eskom is the elachi of this country

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3 years

Haai no man shoprite

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3 years

Even the sky knows it’s festive

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4 years

Don’t be boring sell your mothers AMC pots for R50 this Black Friday

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2 years

Alhamdulilah may this Ramadan bring your heart the peace it has cried for

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3 years

2020 was wild, people were taking mirrors outside, a whole damn mirror 😭

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2 years

Lissing for a Woolworths malva pudding, but where am I gonna get R1000 from

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4 years

Only OGs remember this

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3 years

The ‘po’ infront of eskom is silent

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3 years

A different shade of pretty today

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3 years

Ramadan gonna slap so hard this year🥺

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2 years

Top fucking day to be a solar panel I reckon

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3 years

Sometimes I unlock my phone just to lock it again, I am failing as a human.

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4 years

If noise was a picture

imaan khan

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4 years

idc how old i am tbh, whenever i see this bad boy, i ride!! 🤪

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3 years

I’ve started saving for December, I have R78.50 so far😟

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3 years

Idk about you guys, but personally I am not emotionally ready to pay R19.54 for a litre of fucking petrol

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3 years

Anyone have a good petrol recipe?

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3 years

Once you start leaving your phone on silent there’s no going back

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4 years

In South Africa we sing the opening song in the lion king every time a child is born

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3 years

Africa has magic for those that seek it

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2 years

@Cheddarface_ You must be really fun at parties

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3 years

Normalize using paper plates as normal plates

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3 years

My home truly is beautiful this time of year

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3 years

Haibo, a learner taxi Even me I want to go to taxi school

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3 years

I’d trade my left nut to live here This is Giethoorn in the Netherlands, no roads exist just canals and vibes

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3 years

A beautiful dua this is “Rabbi inni lima anzalta ilaiya min khairin faqeer” you are basically asking for any type of good to be sent your way. Trust me, read this and and you will get some positive news in some form very shortly. Jummah Mubarak everyone❤️

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3 years

People disappoint, chicken tikka doesn’t

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4 years

I’ll forever be grateful that potatoes exist

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3 years

Allow yourself to breakdown because breakdowns create breakthroughs

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3 years

The colour yellow is truly under appreciated

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3 years

Ain’t no place I’d rather be

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3 years

Sometimes I get like pre-annoyed. Like you already know someone about to piss you off

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3 years

China really took an L sending the rona to SA. We hit it with a software update, we put new wheels, exhaust and sent it right back💪🏼

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3 years

I love it when load shedding ends earlier than it’s supposed to

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3 years

Wtf is a “Barbecue”, say braai my bru I don’t speak poes

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4 years

After the storm comes the light and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

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3 years

What did SA have before candles?🕯 Electricity Hahah man fuck this place

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3 years

ATMs need to start giving coins 😤. I need my R7.50

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4 years

This Black Friday have your own special and be 50% less of a poes

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3 years

@Puleng_Magare @PresidencyZA @DrZweliMkhize Yeah working hard at stealing everything.

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3 years

Wild how we fucked up. They’re calling it the South African Strain, out of 195 countries how us, we can’t do shit😭 How we done mutated this bitch?

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4 years

A set of the old days

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@MuaazMia

3 years

Today I’m grateful that lays brought back salt and vinegar

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3 years

If I ever catch my kid sneaking out, ima just sneak out with them.. come on lil mf what’s the move🤔

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3 years

Idgaf, I’m still using WhatsApp

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4 years

So far I have R27 for December

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4 years

Choking on your own saliva is the worst, how your body do you like that😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

@kopanobook @iamkoshiek I called the number on your receipt and they said they have the normal black ones in stock👀

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@JeremyClarkson Just started now, where’s the Lambo seen you tryna pick berries in that tiny tractor

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Muaaz Mia

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4 years

I don’t care how many kids I have, one thing I’ll never do is buy one of those mini van things. Whoever can fit comes, the rest will stay.

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4 years

@Aashiq750 @sakeenaryklief “Pm FoR PrIcE”

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4 years

We got it wrong hey, 🇿🇦 is where it’s at, happy Heritage Day. #heritageday2020 #HeritageDay

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@tonic_42121 You drink this you get corona

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@JeremyClarkson Yeah but it’s no Lambo is it 😂😭

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3 years

@HealthZA

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3 years

@zubair_kola Yes but the invention of the broom swept the nation away

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7 months

@Springboks DM me, my offer stands.

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2 years

@Fr_eezy It’s only the second time relax g, maybe focus on your own tweets, imagine tweeting tweet after tweet only for yourself

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2 years

@AziBut2 Who tf thinks Haval makes fast cars

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8 months

@Springboks you’ve got a nation backing you, let’s annihilate them in the second half

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3 years

@razziparks1 Ayyyy fr🤣🤣

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@Curt_int Time = money

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@_ijaaz_ Eskoms Poes mxm

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2 years

@_Luuvo Much love homie

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1 year

@MolotoDenzil @maryjaneexplore Why are you like this?

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4 years

@Aashiq750 @sakeenaryklief How much?

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Muaaz Mia

@MuaazMia

7 months

@Springboks bring it home tonight boys, when you win the game DM me and the team has a free weekend and an impala each to shoot in the next hunting season on my game farm. I’m backing the Boks. #RSAvNZL #GoBokke #RWC23Final #Springboks

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