Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda Twitter profile

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

2 years

The goal is to get 1% better every day. Minor, almost unnoticeable, improvements. Every day.

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Reyda 🦖

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4 years

Facebook is gonna implode when they find out on Monday.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

6 years

Boo’d Up ❤️

New York Post

@nypost

6 years

Woman who had sex with 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit

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4 months

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but… boring dinner dates are a product of the people in attendance.

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4 months

No one talks about how boring dinner dates are

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3 years

DEELISHIS 😋💖

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3 years

Damn so all of ya sleep naked? What if someone breaks in?

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2 years

Can’t believe I’m up at 7am going balls deep into the theory that explains IF Mrs. Pepper actually cheated on Mr. Salt or not.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

30 days

He was Picasso with a crayon.

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

30 days

The greatest artist of our generation

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4 years

Twitter as a meme.

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@MsReyda

2 years

Well, okay damn.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Bad Bunny was filming a music video at a gas station in PR and well… 😂

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

A monkey pulled up in a monkey motorcycle and tried to kidnap a child. Yes, this is the craziest tweet I’ve ever tweeted.

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@MsReyda

1 year

If it’s in America, i’m minding my business because they probably just got off their graveyard shift at the meat factory.

Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith.

@MeWeFree_

1 year

You see a group of 10-year-olds sharing a six pack of Budweiser. WYD?

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1 year

Mom was NOT playing!

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@MsReyda

6 years

When you’re about to watch Coco vs After you watch Coco

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 months

For $7 I will accidentally bump into him, say, “damn, time to go get those cataracts checked, UNC!” Im available all week. You don’t have to live like this.

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4 months

My spouse went out last night and some young girl said he looked 29 and now his head won’t fit in the damn car. Thanks a lot!

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

7 months

You’re gonna imaginarily fight Keith Lee because your imaginary restaurant has terrible customer service?

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@Terence_da_AMOG

7 months

I fuck with Keith Lee but if I owned a restaurant and he caused the internet to destroy my business based off one bad review me and the staff gonna have to jump him lmao

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Ay lmaoooooooo!!!

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Absolutely not. I simply just REFUSE. NOPE.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

3 years

Y’all have a good weekend!

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

2 years

“Can you beat a gorilla 1 on 1?” Twitter:

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

10 months

This isn’t even fair. 🥲

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

8 months

Twitter has overpriced drinks, rapey guys, unhinged girls, a few scammers and a bunch of ppl with fake ID’s. The DJ kinda sucks but the reason we come is bc every now and then, they have a fire playlist. And now the owner wants to implement a cover charge.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

2 years

😩❤️ Everyone was so pumped!

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Reyda 🦖

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1 year

Austin Reaves.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

2 years

I cant even explain this tweet to someone offline lmaoooo

Tis Above Me Now

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2 years

They better bury Elizabeth before that elephant’s visa comes in

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2 years

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@OldeDetroiter

2 years

What was celebrity deaths like before social media?

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

This is it. This explains it beautifully.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

2 years

Gentrifiers discover food deserts:

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

5 years

Man IDK but I once broke a key in the rent check’s mailbox to buy me a few more days.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

So about this oxtail soup I had last night 🥹

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

That first week after following the FatKidDeals Twitter account

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

5 years

Cause I remember that some chick once tweeted “whoever got a voodoo doll of me pls rub the pussy part” and I threw my phone and just walked away from it 😂

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

5 years

When did you realize that Twitter was crazy as shit?

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5 years

Future drops a kid with every album like a bundle pack.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 months

They really fumbled a fucking gem.

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4 months

The fact that we going into 2024 without Don Lemon on our tv screens 😩

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@MsReyda

8 months

Cutting corners wherever possible.

i’ll never read that

@nboogz

8 months

Serious question — in this economy, how is everyone doing?

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

Them: I’ll never wish that on someone! Twitter:

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Elon better get it together because if Twitter shuts down, ima write my favorite tweets on post-it notes and stick em on every Tesla I see.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Pepsi couldn’t compete with Coca Cola in the fast food marketplace.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Please be careful 😩

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

10 days

Joe Budden getting to the pod today

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@MsReyda

1 year

WHAT 🫠🫠🫠

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Party x Bad Bunny. Doing a gas station performance in your city has to feel surreal. 😂✨

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

7 months

Please go imagine some grass.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Mexican TikTok is wild. They kidnapped a lady’s husband, so she kidnapped the kidnapper’s mom. She said she’ll return his mother in the same manner she receives her husband. 😂

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

3 months

@ImToBlame “I haven’t healed yet” = I still ain’t get my money up

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 months

@thuggaredd Idk but I don’t believe in working for free either

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

NYC has 16k unrented apartments. 😳

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

9 months

Rant guy covers the Alabama Riverboat brawl 😂

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

5 years

Cause Cash Money Records took over for the 99 & the 2000 and we’ve been doing that for 20 years now.

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Why so many women got bad knees

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@MsReyda

1 year

@keeksme Japanese chef said THAT’S IT 😫

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@MsReyda

4 years

#TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade Aaaaaaiyaaaaiyaaaaaaaah!!!

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

24 days

The cool thing about us killing the planet is that we’re not really “killing the planet”… we’re just killing the possibility of us surviving in it. Once we’re all dead and can no longer pollute it, the planet will regenerate itself. 🌎

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Lethal levels of heat exposure are killing corals along 80% of the length of the Great Barrier Reef, and we have never seen anything like that.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

6 months

This is thee most Mexican I’ve ever heard him speak 😆

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@MsReyda

2 years

@GummiPies Everyone. Even the camera man bc WTF

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

2 years

Me: I’m really enjoying this product, Trader Joe’s! TJ: Ok… but do you LOVE it? Me: I do! TJ: Well it’s DISCONTINUED NOW!

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 months

@upsetseductress Boring people never think they’re the problem!

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

I keep seeing folks saying “when we go back to normal” and I hope that they understand that “normal” is never coming back. Normal got us here. This changes everything.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

2 years

@CornetaDelSol We all remember the 2019 baby announcement! We congratulated them too but secretly, we were all like

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

5 years

Nipsey’s Tour Manager just introduced his newborn son to the world. 🥰 His name! 💙

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@MsReyda

1 year

Also: this is a serious issue. It’s not ok and we should ALL be embarrassed about this shit.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

What working from home is really like: Me: *on a conference call* *looks up from laptop screen* Him:

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

Will Bh 🇨🇲

@wilfriedboh

1 year

at 19 no one wanted to talk to him, at 21 he had no life experience, at 23 he couldn't f4ck good, at 25 he was broke, now at 35 he finally has worked his ass off & busted his ass and he should be monogamous?? L-O-L

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

Idk why I follow an IG account dedicated to a chihuahua (with LOOKS) named Calorie, but it’s everything. 😭

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

3 years

Jamaican spot got my order wrong but ima still eat it because it’s Jamaican food and it’s never not delicious.

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

1 year

@pr0fiteer Oxtail as we know it in America. Asian culture typically braise and pressure cook it until it basically falls apart/melts like butter. They eat it in udon/ramen too 🔥

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

I really don’t wanna log into MournHub.

Sky News

@SkyNews

4 years

Coronavirus: Funerals 'could be streamed online' if COVID-19 becomes pandemic

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@MsReyda

1 year

@LowkeyKerry 😂 it’s part of a 9 course meal at Ukai Tei, a Michelin-rated Teppanyaki restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. It’s def a bit uppidy, but overall, the food was great. Typically about $160/pp

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

4 years

“I have every right to break and burn it down. I’m not asking anyone for permission because I am breaking and burning it for MY DAUGHTER. And those who want to break, BREAK. Those who want to burn it down, BURN IT DOWN, and those who don’t - DON’T get in our way”

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@MsReyda

6 years

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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@MsReyda

1 month

Just drive yourself to prison. Any prison.

˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗

@trunarla

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Bro my tax guy just sent me this… how cooked am I?

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

5 years

He hit everyone up like “DO NOT DEPOSIT RENT CHECKS IN MAILBOX. Please hand it to me when you see me” And I avoided that mf for a smooth week. 😂👏🏼

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Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

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@Dreams_on_Paper Don’t you ruin this for me, David. My childhood needs this.

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@MsReyda

5 years

The kind that rolls with the punches

hyena clit

@SOruthless_305

5 years

What kind of friend are you if you taking your friend in a wheelchair to go fight somebody?

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@MsReyda

4 years

Well, you have OPTIONS, bitch.

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@TomiLahren

4 years

Stolen election. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

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@MsReyda

1 year

@p0sitivevybez Shit, you see the Costco sample size of meat in my bowl?? The cow still has most of it’s tail. We just borrowed a piece.

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@MsReyda

1 year

@FrJerico America doesn’t care about children. At all. They prove it to us every single day.

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@MsReyda

1 year

Because police departments need tanks and excessive budgets.

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1 year

Why do we NOT have this contraption in the United States?!

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@MsReyda

4 years

Teddy when he found out that the echo was coming from his end

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@MsReyda

6 years

Raccoons are really the crackheads of the animal kingdom

FOX 29

@FOX29philly

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DAREDEVIL RACCOON: Incredible video shows a raccoon climbing roughly nine stories up a building off the Ocean City Boardwalk. It then appears to turn around and jump from the building, spiraling toward the ground. Then it gets up and walks away… MORE: