I’m so sick of this mothefucker. Just so sick. This needs to end. Fuck him and every single person who continues to support him and his dangerous administration.
This Alan Arkin moment always stayed with me: I think it was a day off and we were doing some shopping . A woman approaches and says: Are you who I think you are? And he responds politely: No, and you’re not who you think you are either.
Walking with my son this morning in the snow: “Dad, when Covid is over can we go to the movies? Like the next day?” I almost broke. Kids are resilient I know, but my heart aches for kids everywhere.
The Ravens brought me so much joy during what has been a difficult year for me. Their inspired play kept my spirits high when I really needed it most, and the bond my son and I forged over LJ and this squad has been something I’ll always cherish.
I’ve admired Taylor for a long time, but meeting her in person took my fandom to a whole new level. Genuine, kind, approachable, and just an all around stellar human being - not to mention a kick ass director to boot!
#TSTTPD
@taylorswift13
@taylornation13
Clips of Mayor Pete doing some jedi mind shit on Fox News hosts who don’t even realize they are being punked is exactly why I am on this god forsaken site.
What in the actual hell is wrong with you? How you have the audacity to put the word news anywhere near your name is beyond me. Stick to the only thing you’re actually good at: tickling
@realDonaldTrump
’s balls.
Man,
@RepCummings
showing some damn humanity on a day when there is so little to be found makes me proud as hell he reps my home state. That’s a beautiful man.
Like many, I was hoping for a first day knockout, but as it’s playing out there’s truly something perfect about him being forced to watch his own slow political death of vote by legitimate vote.
I just want anyone who follows me on this cray platform to know if they’re struggling, feeling like it’s all too much, to please hang on and fight through. You’re not alone. I’m with you (on twitter at least.) But send me a tweet and I’ll respond back and try to make you smile.
My wife, who’s 9 months pregnant, just put the new stroller attachment together by herself and then sent me a text with this emoji. Have I mentioned how much I love my wife?
This is devastating and I’m in total shock. I loved him. Such a fine actor and an even finer human being. I can’t believe it. Flooded with memories of time spent with him.
#boatdrinks
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I’m done with people disrespecting Lamar Jackson. I’m also done with feeling the need to defend Lamar Jackson. Done. Generational talent, and still room to improve. Anyone continuing to cherry pick who can’t see what’s in front of them can eat all the d’s this side of Dundalk.
It’s important for me to remember that no matter how low or down on myself I may get in this life I can always take solace in the fact that I’m not Tucker Carlson.
I never thought I would see the day when our American President would stand on the stage with the Russian President and place blame on the United States for Russian aggression. This is shameful.
I’m not sure why so many in our government hate women so much, that’s for them and their therapists to figure out. But this is clearly a war on them, and I am definitely team women and will be until the day I die.
.
@realDonaldTrump
you’ve talked a great deal about the gang MS-13, but I haven’t heard you say a single word about the AR-15. Why? What’s that? NRA got your tongue.
Cuddled next to my son in his bed, I told him I loved him. I tell him that all the time, but tonight it filled me with intense emotion. I took solace knowing those were the last words he heard as he fell asleep. A few minutes of silence before he kindly asks me to leave his bed.
The White House officials who are “alarmed at Betsy DeVos’s 60 Minutes performance” must have been in a coma during her confirmation hearing I guess. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.
That’s funny, my young son sees
@TuckerCarlson
on TV and says “that guy looks like an asshole.” I tell him he’s absolutely correct, but remind him we don’t use language like that.
My daughter sees
@TuckerCarlson
report on TV saying California is becoming 3rd world and asks me why. I tell her CA has highest taxes in USA that make it hard for people to afford to live here. She responds “Don’t you get paid to fix it?”
Impeachment “Will only divide our country more?” What is the common ground with people who wear “Camp Auschwitz” hoodies, or 6MWE t-shirts? Enlighten me,
@tedcruz
Raise your hand if some nights you’re just too damn tired and can’t wait to find out who the killer is on Dateline and just google that shit so you can get some sleep. Maybe it’s just me. They draw that shit OUT.
Today my 5 1/2 year old son played with a boy his age for the first time since the middle of March. He was a bit rusty and took a moment to warm up, but he did and it was beautiful. I almost started weeping right in front of everyone. Wear a mask people.
Let’s play a game! Go to Trader Joe’s, pick someone who looks different from you (you can do it!), don’t cut (that’s a dick move) but talk and bond with them about what an ignorant human being Tami Lauren is while you get the same food for half the price!
Let’s play a game! Go to Whole Foods, pick a liberal (not hard to identify), cut them in line along with 10-15 of your family members, then take their food. When they throw a tantrum, remind them of their special affinity for illegal immigration. Have fun!
I’m glad there’s no microphone on me when I walk my dog late at night because they would put me away. The conversations I have with him are truly insane.
My favorite thing about being a parent is how extremely tired you are all the time. I love that. I wish someone had told me how great that feeling is and I would’ve done it all even sooner.
Those old white dudes got real loud and righteous as soon as the woman who was sexually assaulted left the room. A real show of courage and leadership.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone! I got to take my son to an Orioles game today, and I finally got to me the one and only
@SimplyAJ10
. He’s the real deal and even cooler in person. Special day all around.