Lynn Without an E @Moon_River05 Twitter profile

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Lynn Without an E

2 months

I'm 59 this year, huge ass, I'm not very tall, I'm a ball really. I have no filter, I'm so over anything relationshippy or teenage back seat shit like sexting in DM's and I'm a little bit of a bitch...you know, before you do the DM slide or anything

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

10 months

Hi, my name is Lynn. Today is my birthday. I am 58 years old. 😁

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

I said goodbye to my best friend today. In hospice care, will be made comfortable as she passes away tonight. I held her hand & through tears I could not stop told her I loved her & all she meant to me. It still didn't feel like enough. God I will miss her.

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Lynn Without an E

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1 year

@kiwijennyc I'll weigh in as a curvy woman: Men, generally speaking, have no problems with curves. What they have a problem with is a woman needing rescuing from her rock bottom self esteem about it. Own it, rock it, men are fine with that

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

Goal: 5000 followers Will post boobs if necessary

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

God I'm 54 years old. 54!!!! I better have sex soon while I can still move my hips!

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#MakeAMetallicaSongSofter Nothing Else Mattress

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Lynn Without an E

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2 years

@blaz3_t Pullease!! Too easy- Grits I don't really know what's in it, it looks like porridge

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

So anyway, I've lost exactly 20lbs so far. It's not world peace but my jeans are loose

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

7 months

Just to be clear, I regularly go through my Following list from top to bottom and unfollow anyone who didn't follow me back. I'm just that petty. I'm not running a charity here. 😁

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

It's my birthday today. I'm 56. I have a great job, an amazing son, close friends. I am very blessed!! *I'll spare you a selfie. It's 5:47am!*

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

2 years

Morgan Fairchild hasn't aged a day. Beautiful lady. 72 years gorgeous!

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

#BestSongAfterABreakup CeeLo Green -Fuck You

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5 months

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

#SideEffectsOfGettingOld Sex drive goes up, options go down

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

1 year

This is me. I'm real, flawed, fat, attractive, ugly and always a work in progress. This is my hill I climb and one I'm willing to die on. It's my albatross and my holy grail. I will continue to battle until I win.

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

5 years

How's this for a dating profile.. I don't want any of your bullshit or drama. I want sex and dinner and then you go home. No MILF hunters Yeah?

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

6 years

#ImProudOfMyselfBecause I'm 100% real. In life and on Twitter.

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#DearDonaldJTrump , If all of the news is fake, why wouldn't you go to the Correspondents Dinner?

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#ChangeALetterRuinAFood Milf shake

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

It's my birthday today. I'm 55 years old. *Drags out picture from 2 years ago* Tadaaaaaa!

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

2 years

@hodgetwins Well suck it up buttercups because there are other recognized genders. It makes some people feel whole. Why would you deny them that when it doesn't hurt you?

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Lynn Without an E

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2 years

@Jack__Daniel___ He's a shrewd business man. He didn't get to a a billionaire otherwise. A self made one at that . Ever read about his story. He came from a hard working single Mom that made it clear she can't afford University. Figure it out kids. Voila!

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

@amnesty I'm so sorry America. This isn't you. This does not fairly represent you. I've traveled all throughout US and no greater fun things are there to do and no kinder people to show you the way. You shall overcome

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

1 year

@JannPolitical What happened!!!???? How does an 11 year old not wake up?

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

Down 60 pounds down. Once come a long way but much to go. For the record...

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump That's BS!! The poll made up with magic markers by Don Jr. doesn't count

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

Sex so good you need a cold shower and a talk with Jesus

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#FoodASitcom How I Meat Your Mother *I'll show myself out*

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Lynn Without an E

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2 years

All you Brad Pitt bashers.. .there are two sides to every marriage

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

@TIME @ProcterGamble If you made Trump Man of the Year, I will never look at you the same ever again. He isn't worthy enough to be in the same photo line up as those others

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Lynn Without an E

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7 years

#ShareYourFavoriteLyrics That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight losing my religion

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words Bad times don't last

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

Every little girl looks to their Dad for guidance and for support when treading the unknown. In that, it's beautiful that Gigi"s Dad was able to walk his daughter home. She didn't have to face the unknown alone. #RIPKobeAndGianna

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

5 years

No filters, no lighting fixes, wrinkles, sags, and bags and roots. Line forms to the left gentlemen😁

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Lynn Without an E

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7 years

#HowImDangerous I swim 29 min. after eating

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Lynn Without an E

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6 months

I know this is probably laughable to the handymen out there but I put together my shower with hand held shower. I'm very proud of myself. And better still, I didn't have to call my ex. Actually, I'd have called a plumber first but I digress....I DID IT!

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

6 years

#MothersPetPeeves Having to say everything twice. Having to say everything twice

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

My son (special needs) got his second vaccine today and he was really nervous. After he got it, he walked around the clinic doing muscle man arms yelling "I did it!!"❤️❤️😁

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

4 years

#WhyIWearAMask Because it's the right thing to do!

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#IDontTrustPeopleThat try to come across as flawless. Either their looks, what they do for a living. Flaws and cracks are what I look for

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

6 years

#EndOfMyLifeSpoilers died trying to get into my skinny jeans right to the very end

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

5 years

It seems that I am stuck in the anger phase of grieving. It's why I have been struggling with a short fuse. My best friend in the whole wide world died in April. I know she's gone, but I can't believe she's gone. God I miss her💔

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

@Gizmodo Why in God's name would anyone do this to a defenseless living being? It's wrong and sad

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#ThingsNotSoldOnAmazon True Love. I looked, they don't have it

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6 years

#WhatIStandUpForIn4Words Those with Depression/Anxiety

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

1 month

@Sigmundine2 Admittedly, I'm not a true blue fan of Ms Markle BUT her style of dress is second to none!! Everything she wears has clean, simple, elegant lines. Even her wedding dress. She has superb taste IMO

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

5 years

Does tilting your head back spraying canned cool whip down your throat constitute calling that dessert?

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Lynn Without an E

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11 months

@HeidiOCanada I'll point out to Ms Green that BC sucked up your West Coast fires not two summers ago so suck it up lady, and do SOMETHING with your hair

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

@bridget_joy_ Yes!! All the time! Family and friends. I just ask them: I've got over 3900 people listening to what I've got to say.. What you got?😂

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

6 years

#ThingsIDoEveryday Thank you God for another day and another chance

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Lynn Without an E

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1 year

@JannPolitical God Almighty!!!!! I am in shock I can only imagine you and your family. I'm so sorry. Bless you all going through this🙏🕯️

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

#SignsYoureANarcissist I knew you were going to make a tag for me. It's about time!

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

Never let it be said I'm not 100% real. No additives or preservatives. I'm not beautiful like some wonderful, I'm just beautiful like me.

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

A selfie for the hell of it😁

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

Do you put white vinegar on your fries or is that just a Canadian thing?

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

#MyFirstParentingMistake having sex with his father

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

@CBSNews How could Prada not see it? Answer: They did. They knew it would cause an out cry and it worked. We're talking about Prada. Anything for a buck at any cost to humanity. On to you @Prada

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

I had my last appointment with my councillor today after 3 yrs. She took my broken, bruised soul and with a stern compassion, helped me stand on my own two feet. She saved my life by holding my hand as I walked through my shit. Therapy WORKS!

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#FunnyThingsMomsSay Don't you roll your eyes at me! I'll take you out and make another one who looks just like you!

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Lynn Without an E

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2 years

@emily_tweets I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your father but mine is getting a card😬

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

To EVERYONE in their 20's right now: Words from a 54 year old looking back:😁 Get a formal education stay single Have WAAAAY more sex travel instead of family/marriage be thin(er) don't smoke that first cig find God sooner and don't let go

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

I have been making nutritional high fibre low carb/fat meals, I walk 1 hr a day & I've hit some sort of mutant plateau. It's been weeks! I've lost 45 pounds, but I still have a long way to go. It should still be coming off. Encourage me, I'm losing mine 😥

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#ImProudOfMyselfBecause I've never had my boobs as my Avi

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5 years

#BestMovieLineEver Pulp Fiction You okay? I'm pretty fucking far from okay

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

My ex phoned me to ask if he could take our son Xnas Eve to his gf's family with lots of kids and spend Christmas day opening up presents. It was his turn to buy them this year so they're at his place. I said "He would love that!" And then bawled my eyes out

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#NeverApologizeFor putting your children first. Above all else and all others

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

When you see it, you'll smile or report me one of the two.

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5 years

As my guide and I stand at a safe distance, we observe a dinosaur in its native habitat, that mall. How it survived the cell phone evolution is unknown. A glorious find all the same

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

5 years

I've lost 30.2 pounds !! That's right! I'm bad! I'm bad! YEAH BABY!!

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

I am so sick and tired of being fat. I am my own cock block!!! How is it so natural for some people to be slim? What am I missing?

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

I am very blessed. I have the world's most awesome son, I have a job I love, and I look forward to 2020. And I have you guys!! *Group Hug*!

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6 years

#SignsOfASpoiledChild Texting their snack request from their bedroom

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7 years

#4WordsYelledBeforeStreaking They're real and spectacular

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6 years

#OddMessageInABottle New bottle who dis?

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5 years

I have gone to electrolysis to get rid of unwanted lip/chin hair, I'm losing weight, ...I even shaved my legs!! I've never been more ready for sex except the no man part

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

@StephenKing That's like saying, "He wrote a few books, let's move on" He's a billionaire. A self made one at that. If he wants to build/fly a rocket...so what???

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#CanadaATVShow The Eh Team

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9 months

@wiseconnector Cheesecake - gives a stronger orgasm

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

I'm following you back. Not sending nudes and an invitation to do me. This is Twitter. It's what we do here...follow each other. So put it back in your pants and tweet something funny.

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

4 years

I received a call from my doctor, my Covid-19 results are NEGATIVE. It's just a cold. I go back to work tomorrow!

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

I'm in a bad place. I'm struggling with mental health issues that are interfering with my life and I'm going back to councilling. I can't recommend it enough. I can't heal on my own. This I know. Healing starts with that.

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

#SongDescribesMySexLife Sountrack to the Titanic

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5 years

#The80sCalledAnd Brad is waiting for you

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6 years

#WhyImNotBeachBodReady Because I am sexy the way I am.

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

Announcement: My camera on my phone is broken. Pictures are blurry in the middle. Postponement on all nudes until further notice. Management

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Lynn Without an E

@Moon_River05

5 years

So I decided I'm going to have my own private farewell to my friend. Gonna drive out to the shore and throw a yellow rose (her favourite flower) in the water in her honour. Say a little prayer. And tell her how much she meant to me. I need to say goodbye

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Lynn Without an E

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4 years

If you've never owned every single one of these, then we have nothing in common. #AgeMatters

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5 years

#ImOldEnoughToRememberWhen When Michael Jackson was Black

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6 years

#OddWaysToMakeAFriend Monthly payments

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

If you have the word Dad in your bio ...is sending a dick pic really representing your solid parenting skills?🙄

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Lynn Without an E

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5 years

Thank you for following me. As promised ..while still being conservative for @SimonFraser_1

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Lynn Without an E

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6 years

@Marlebean Or what it rhymes with, DELORES !

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Lynn Without an E

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3 years

It's not world peace yet but it's 30 days. Left - day 1, right day 30. I'm still keeping the pinned tweet. I'll replace it with the exact same photo only Dec 31, 2021.