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it’s all velvet let me tell it.

Ethiopia
Joined April 2010
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
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You can never have too many pair.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
2 years
this the funniest TikTok in existence right now. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 months
all them silver teeth told me everything I need to know.
@_VictoriousONE
Vone, The Victorious One
3 months
This joint hilarious!😂😂😂💀
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
Nobody: Me (high): I still got dem chips!
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
2 years
that part.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
4 years
I prefer Black Women and whatever they prefer.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
negus high nshit.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
2 years
😭😭😭😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥 they ATE.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
Y'all know wtf going on.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
1 year
where do you negas be going that y’all want a woman to follow you so bad?
@ReadyRockDOT
If you’re in a bind, my name is NATE
1 year
Every woman isn’t leadable
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
When she ask. "How this pussy taste Daddy"
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
Tee Grizzley be like... "Aye Dorian, remember that time we shot Kevin in the alley on that Thursday night around 5? arght then"
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
when she dun went off on you, called you stupid ass lil boy 5 times, swear up & down she done and slick took a shot at ya Momma, then ask “so you just not gon say nothing!?”
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 months
Baby was cussing like she been paying bills all her life 😭
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 months
me, getting up for work every morning.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 months
“hey, I’m a little low on funds but I’d still like to enjoy some time with you, so I picked a place within the budget of what I’m working with at the moment” you see how easy it is to THINK? And save yourself the suffering?
@grandtheftnoise
𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 🦅
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Why do women do this😭💔
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
when y’all go from a DM, to raw sex...
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
@Nichollllas "Went to Georgia Tech?" Yep "Works for TBS?" Yep
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
Yall sure do be finding the jollyest dam pictures of these whyt peepo when they do crazy shit.
@WGNNews
WGN TV News
7 years
St. Charles man killed daughters before telling wife to ‘live and suffer’
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@Monty_Badu
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7 years
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 months
baby ain’t no shit like that ever even crossed my mind.
@dabambina
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6 months
SO YALL AINT EVER KISSED NO WHITE PERSON?!
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
4 years
@xo_ich_ I truly love to see Black Men affectionate with other Black Men without so much ignorant judgement around it. Because we’re socially constructed to be so aggressive.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
Completely straight people can't even raise completely straight children, fam.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
18 days
I’ll tell you a joke but I won’t tell a lie.
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@FlemGodd
FlemGodTheGreat
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@Monty_Badu U just making shit up wtf is duck bacon
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
it smell like bitch in here.
@abc13houston
ABC13 Houston
6 years
Elementary school sends warning about "necking" game
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
Ya momma got on a fitted hat, shirt off and some gym shorts??
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
You & ya significant other really gotta talk about shit. Can't just always be lovey dovey. Yall really gotta communicate & know each other.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
Ladies. If a guy ever tells you he'll get you pregnant. He not joking. Negas don't play like that. The "lol" only be for decoration.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
@NastyassManMan when her home girl walked in and just walked by like ain't NOTHING going on.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
4 years
when you call ya girl by her real name instead of ‘baby’
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
Ladies... Get you quiet MAN. 1 that don't like being in the hype. 1 that got like 2 homeboys. 1 that work & is a homebody. A real calm 1.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 months
@littlebillie not gon lie, you snapped.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
@themelblanks I still prefer the ones with the string. 😂
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
@bloomingdark "Y'all didn't see him hit me not one time" *us seeing him hit her a few times*
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
Ladies, PLEASE, I know I'm a MAN, but STOP putting that poison in y'all body... Y'all consuming MANMADE POISON that stops y'all body from doing NATURALLY, what its supposed to do... Ain't shit "safe" about THAT.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
I thought y'all already came with nipples?? Smh.
@awoman_engineer
Engr. Lois A. 💜
5 years
There’s now nipples bra 😂 Women stay winning in deceit! SCUM Ltd!
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
4 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
2 months
I need like 30 straight days of physical touch and kissing.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
Women make bomb ass best friends... Yall sleep... Stop always trying fuck and get to know her. She bout can teach ya ass something.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
@_BillGluckman I bet its delicioso.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
YOOOUUURRREEE CONTAGIOOOOUS! TOUCH ME BAAABBY! GIIIIVE ME WHAT'CHA GOT! SEEEXXY! LADY DRIIIVEEE ME CRAZY!
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
RIP to the gawd Charlie Murphy
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
2 years
we got motion.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
If you not from STL this area will have you in Nebraska some dam where if you make the wrong turn.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
Ima still put a lil mouf on it... for good fortunes & prosperity.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 months
@divinepisces23 men are insufferable.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
How your girl be looking when she riding around with you just running errands. lil heart be so content.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
some things are just truly worth the wait.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
1 year
It’s Mya, I understand the cup, completely.
@_Donnysmoove
Smoove 🦦
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
You clearly misinterpreted this.
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@Monty_Badu
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@85SouthShow
85 South Comedy Show
13 days
😂😂😂 just dont fucking complain
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
@jaybooth30 But that mean you fucked too.... So...
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
@MADBLACKTHOT Sometimes, when I walk in the bank with my Mom, a little voice in my head screams "SET IT OFF IN THIS MF!"...... Then I look at the security guard and realize I'm too skinny to get shot.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
BRO. LMAO Twitter was obviously hungry af this day.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
deep conditioned my beard and washed my hair. oiled everything up. now I'm sitting in a grey sweat suit, hair tied down, with a face mask on, drinking wine, playing Jazz... feeling like the baddest bitch to ever exist.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
I’m this years old.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
cleaning your car will make you realize nigas in the backseat don't respect you.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
the garlic powder, minced onion & Tony Chacheres getting ready for me to use them per usual.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
1 year
Black Women in mechanics >>>>
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
bathing a woman, in a candle lit bubble bath, with some oldies playing. dry her off, oil her up and give her a 30 minute massage with body kisses.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
1 year
Druski is BEYOND funny 😭😭😭😭
@druski
DRUSKI
1 year
Girls be tryna hide their Sugar Daddy 😂
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
10/11 ♎️ y’all be easy tho.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
them Asians be finessing y'all ass, how them white boys get finessed by the weed man... That's the female equivalent of paying $120 for a 3.5.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
@MrInconSiderate Bro was shook as hell.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
a lot of women aren’t used to men genuinely caring about them.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
4 years
@JumpManZ I gotta RT this video every time I see it and watch it 5 times... that smack at the end was on some “watch yo mouth” 😂😭 like niga don’t say Jesus, just keep saying yes.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
1 year
@divinelittleci I’m genuinely curious. Lol
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
😭😭😭 this will forever be funny.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
This fucked up cause its wrong but its so dam funny. 😭😭😭😂
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
You just did something for the hood.
@candiekushhh
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7 years
sloppy joe grilled cheese 👅
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@Monty_Badu
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3 years
you ever be chilling then start thinking bout King Von.
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4 years
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
The 1st woman I ever told that to, thought I was being cute & funny...Yeah ok... Long story short. My son is 2 now... So yeah.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
crabs really die a horrible fucking death and y’all just be dipping tf out them bitches in butter... just having the time of y’all lives 😭😭😭😭😩😩😩 y’all ain’t right.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
2 years
man tingz.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
4 years
I think about this video at some very vital times in life.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
3 years
I’m hooting and hollering so loud 😭
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
@AMBERisntNICE when she fuckin wit it and gon help you reach them dreams.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
I can't fucking stand y'all. 😭😭😭
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
Co-workers telling me their life stories & problems & I start thinking if I have enough weed at home or need to get more.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
4 years
Eh, well..... Kris’ father was an engineer, her husband Robert Kardashian was an attorney & very good businessman, her other husband Bruce Jenner was an Olympic gold medal–winning decathlete, so they were pretty much born into money. But yeah, a sex tape & some perfume.
@_RickSmoove
Rick Smoove
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This all started from a Sex Tape! Greatest come up of all time?
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
but let you say something bout her peanut head ass Daddy tho... 😂😭
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MontyBadu
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
Cranberry, Cran-Apple, Cranes in The Sky, don't matter, I fux with it.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
5 years
It don’t make no sense how much y’all don’t mind y’all fucking business.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
Lyrically, he sick af tho!!!!!!
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
1 year
@TransporterrC Bro negas mad at me and I’m just asking a question 😂
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
Getchu a "nothing, at work" & leave them "shit, chillin" alone. Them nigas chillin lettin life pass. Waitin for somethin to fall out da sky.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
@izaiah_galvan01 @WORLDSTAR This video gave me anxiety for obvious reasons... And then I heard niga a couple times and I'm like.... wayment......
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
Fam... If I forgot to take the meat out. I Dam sure wouldn't remember to take that mf out, plug it up, turn it on, AND put the meat on it..
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
7 years
"How it feel baby?" "This yo dick?" "You gone have my baby?" "This my pussy right?" "You love me?" Her:
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
Yall go for loud nigas. A niga that like being seen and heard all the dam time. A niga that's always in something, like a messy female.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
8 years
Them nigas yall think "lame". Them the 1s that be all for you. Cause he focus on himself and his hustle. Yall can boss each other up. No bs.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
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Consistency is a love language for me. It separates the opportunists from the committed.
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@Monty_Badu
MontyBadu
6 years
y'all know wtf going on... shrimp & crab meat grilled cheese.
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