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Quirky, irreverent, atheist, liberal. Curses like a well educated sailor. LGBTQ ally, #BLM ...vehemently anti GOP... she/her, VERY taken✌️❤️😊

Somerville, MA
Joined November 2020
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In case this platform takes a permanent nose dive, I've also joined that sky of blue site with the same name. Come find me as we keep fighting for democracy and equal rights. ✌️
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A coworker just found out that I identify as an atheist. She is gobsmacked to say the least. She said, "but you're nice". Naturally, I try to be that, but that's no virtue in and of itself. Shouldn't nice be the human default setting?
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Do you guys remember seeing that atrocious tee-shirt some troglodyte was wearing in an airport last week? Yeah... I tracked down the host site that they sold it on and this happened...
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Guys, I'm about to go to the ER. I'm exhibiting signs of a heart attack.
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I live in a state where I have to wait until noon on a Sunday to buy a bottle of wine in the grocery store. 🙄
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I don't draw a lot of attention to myself. But I think my response is brilliant.
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This is supposed to be the "holy" family, but all I see is a double penetration dildo.
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@April39677298 Wait... what? I could've signed up for orgasmic childbirth? My OB/GYN did not tell me that was an option.
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@ReportsDaNews What kind of person bullies a little old lady? WTF. I think I can speak for the majority of us here, we wish we join you in meeting him.
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@patriottakes It doesn't look like she's cleaned or cooked a day in her life.
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@2am_limbo There is no other answer. ✌️
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What say you? 😉
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EKG looked okay. I don't think it is a heart attack. I don't know what it is.
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@Canaansdad1987 It's really simple... Because he's actually a GOOD human being.
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@BaltimoreMrs It used to be a bigger thing, especially around patriotic holidays. Now, however, if I see an American flag, my first assumption is they're a trumpstain republicunt.
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#NewProfilePic Feeling cute today. ✌️
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@BeatTheCult Honestly? No one should. I don't like double standards under any circumstances. Just like women shouldn't call themselves bitches or whores/sluts if we don't want other people calling us those things.
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@Hibblebee Right? You'd think that part is about controlling women... oh, wait. 🥴
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I'm at the hospital. HR: 95, OX: 96%, BP: 203/106. Chest pains, lightheadedness, etc. Waiting on the doc.
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I almost forgot, tribe. I got the test results back from my biopsy last week. It was benign!!!
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A 50 year challenge... My 1st birthday and turning 51 today.
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Everyone that's been with me through my various tests... my biopsy results came back benign. WHEW!!
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@BooRadleys_Girl I'm a survivor and couldn't let that go. The grotesque truth is some other site will end up selling it.
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@LakotaMan1 Honestly, I'd prefer if they didn't. Separation of church and state needs to be an immovable line.
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I'm at a 2. What about you?
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@BeatTheCult I meet more good atheists than good christians.
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@RonFilipkowski @Dixie202021 Note to self: NEVER MOVE TO FLORIDA.
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@Coach_Dave56 What if Stacy's Mom didn't have it going on?
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@OutOfFucksQween I'm fully vaxxed also and tested positive yesterday. My symptoms are similar to a really bad flu, but I know it would be worse if I weren't vaxxed. Fingers crossed for you. 🤞
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@DylanMDesign Nope. Nor your race, nationality, education level, religious affiliation or lack thereof, job, income level, or any other of the myriad of ways people judge one another.
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@TheCuriousWood1 I don't understand why they think we're such terrible people. How many high profile rape cases, trafficking cases, and pedophilia cases are committed by "good, god-fearing" people? Far too many is how many.
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@janefourmillion I was pleasantly surprised by them, TBH.
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Who's in?
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Let's learn something new about each other today. Share a random fact about yourself that isn't common knowledge. I entered a culinary competition sponsored by Southern Living magazine at 15 and took third in the dessert category... among ~50 competitors. 😎✌️
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@Myberns1 I have. Went into a gas station and an old, white man started grumbling at me that "fucking masks don't work..." So I pulled it down, told him I tested positive for Covid but if he doesn't mind, neither do I. He stormed out.
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@SherylAnnMurphy I was scared and waiting for my husband to get dressed to drive me to the ER. Healing vibes never hurt anyone. Now since your such a judgemental twit, fuck off.
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🤔 accurate as hell on mine.
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@laurastoobusy If the majority of them actually followed their jesus, they'd be much more like us.
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@BecomingKelsey I don't know you, but just seeing the difference in your eyes truly tells the story. Congratulations on your journey to your authentic self. ✌️
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@50Wazeto @Allethia4Tampas It wasn't a heart attack. Possibly stress and/or Covid related. I'm seeing a specialist later this month. The compassion from most people helped me stay calm while I waited.
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Where are you guys on the list? I'm a solid 6. I'm 99.99% sure there isn't a god, but just can't say 100%.
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Rocking my League of Their Own costume at work today. ✌️
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Exactly this. 💗
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@ObiWanPez That's a good idea.
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Good morning, tribe. ✌️❤️😊
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@stevenleecox It seems to be either a side effect of the Covid I'm battling or possibly a panic attack. I'm headed to my doc later.
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This really needs to be shared.
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@esoule951 I have a bachelor's degree in culinary arts and work as an executive chef in a hospital.
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Update: it doesn't appear to be a heart attack... possibly Covid related effects. I have an appointment with a heart specialist later this month. I'll be taking it very easy for the foreseeable future. Thank you to everyone that reached out to me. I sincerely appreciate it.
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@oldradiocomedy I was waiting for my husband to change clothes and drive me. Quit judging and fuck off.
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True story 😆
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@LucyPesk Yep. And it's a creepy ass story. I was set up on a blind date. Dude had dead eyes so I noped out within minutes. Two years later, he murdered his girlfriend... they met a week after that blind date.
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Came across this today ... Fucking powerful and sobering.
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Okay, which one of you is this guy?
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@JasonStrummer Dude... that's my long term crush, John Cusack.
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@AndeeHarry Not a single one. Nor any episodes of any of the "real" housewives of..." shows. None of the Crissleys. Or any other such faux celebs that people live their lives vicariously through.
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Oh my gentle Jesus... Don't ask.
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At a Roe v Wade protest with 15. ✌️😎
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@BluesFish_ Whereas in reality: Me: felt off and recognized symptoms, so decided to go check it out. Also me: while waiting for my husband to change clothes and drive me, sent a quick tweet. Still me: reading words of compassion helped keep me calm while I waited. Now You: Fuck off.
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Okay, so money isn't a factor... which one would you pick? For me, it's #4 , but #2 is a very close second.
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@RealCandaceO Better look into what group of people are getting arrested regularly for child porn/rape, soliciting minors, and sex trafficking. Hint: it's almost always those self proclaimed "good, god-fearing, conservative, christian" white men.
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I'm looking for opinions here. I just read a Reddit thread with a woman claiming that men who buy pads or tampons for women are weak and not really "men." So... have you gentlemen bought these things before? Women, have men bought these for you? I'll share my perspective below.
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Wow... the responses surprise me. I didn't realize how fucked up the laws are in so many places.
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Good morning, tribe. This is what 53 looks like. ✌️♥️😊
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@LqLana @SpicherHeidi I'm going to say the quiet part out loud that they won't say. The reality is that they're pro WHITE births. They fear becoming the minority and being treated the way they've treated POC.
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@canalesalfonso7 @pragain0222 Two reasons: 1) to distract us from what is still yet to come out via the J6 Hearings. 2) they think our outrage will blow over by November. But they've pissed off the wrong people now... women, POC, Gen Z, and LGBTQ will come out in droves!!!
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I am officially divorced today. And I have huge changes coming up. I'm uprooting my life and relocating to Boston next month. I'm ready for a new adventure and people. 🥰
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@NotsoScarySheri Be proud of your son. He protected his friend and he acted in self defense... the bully laid his hands on him first.
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@Lupuslifesux First of all, I tweeted as I waited for my husband to get dressed and drive me or while I waited on medical treatment. Secondly, the show of compassion, yourself excluded, from so many people helped me stay calm during the stressful moments. And thirdly, you can fuck off.
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@DutchessWoodall Hallelujah is my favorite song of all time. And I have a top three of that. #1 spot goes to Jeff Buckley's anguish filled version. After hearing him sing it, Leonard Cohen said that the song no longer belonged to him... that's so humble and magnanimous.
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@JustaGuyGAL1 Honestly, I tweeted it while I was waiting for my husband to get dressed and drive me. I thought a few people that on here I know might send me some positive vibes to help me calm down. The outpouring of compassion from so many strangers truly touched me. And I did stay calm. ✌️
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@letsgohawksgpg My father told me I need to seek mental help for "not supporting the greatest president this country has ever had", for being a "bleeding heart liberal racist" and for a "hell bound heathen atheist." Is it any wonder we don't speak or spend time together?
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@bluenamicomin @thomaskaine5 Maybe a note to their parents about how taking candy is a socialist handout? 😆
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@patriottakes That's a weird flex from her considering how many GOP turn the hungry, homeless, and refugees away.
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@Sydfish @ScottBaio He just found out that after supporting Spotify for backing Joe Rogan, they said: "Scott who?"
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@LennyEnglishJr @donwinslow @MaryLTrump @ejeancarroll He REALLY didn't think that through very well, did he?
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@4_the_babies For me, it was a different kind of difficult course. I took a class called the Holocaust and World Wars. When we went into depth the atrocities of the Holocaust, I literally cried every day. That was emotionally difficult in general, but specifically because I'm part German.
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@CSexton25 @JustCity901 Isn't your state trying to lower the age of consent and minimum age to marry? From the rest of the world, we see it as you're just trying to protect your pedophile friends.
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@shesbonky I've never had one. Odds were slim I would have in my prime years. I had my tubes clipped, tied, and burned. At 52 now, I'd definitely have one of I got pregnant. Regardless, I have ZERO right to tell someone else what to do with their body.
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Had lunch with this lovely lady. @PitviperReese #DoubleTrouble
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@KweenVampire Mmmmmm Lenny Kravitz 🥰🤤😍
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@C0nstant_R3ad3r @MadOldMoai I'm a survivor of repeated raises. I take that shit seriously. I wasn't going to be polite with them either. It got their attention and they acted appropriately, so... 😁🤷
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Alright peeps... Here's a buzzed Cupcake. I'm out with my oldest and youngest offspring having dinner. We're celebrating because I landed a job ahead of the move.
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@YourDadLikedIt Nope... let him fuck that transmission up.
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@WisconsinSass If a man has to ask if a woman came, she didn't.
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@BraddrofliT That is literally my dream ticket. It is massive representation... male/female, gay/straight, black/Asian/white, Christian/Jewish/ Hindu, new parent/step parent, adult children/infants, military/civilian, middle aged/prime age.
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Throwback Thursday... December 2018 with purple hair.
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@Bluertwo It will be appropriate at my funeral. I want a celebration of my life. I've had a good run.
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@AmericanAtheist 1. If god doesn't exist, then christianity is false. 2. god doesn't exist. 3. therefore, christianity is false.
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I would totally listen to this. 🤣🤣🤣
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Here's my response for all the people that have ever told me that I "need Jesus". 😏😎🤣
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Good morning, tribe. ✌️❤️😊
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Tell us you're racist without saying you're racist.
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Definitely feeling it today. 😊
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Good morning, tribe. ✌️❤️😊 Have a splendid Monday.
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@Dawnbtyree @RPondelick Judge you? I am in absolute AWE of you. People in WY oppose a minimum wage to marry and say it violates their constitutional rights. Please share your story to express what that actually does to a young girl. Keep your head up, sister... you're a survivor and inspiration. ✌️
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Feeling crazy cute today with my braids and Free Mom Hugs tee shirt. 😎✌️
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LOL... trying this again. Damn typo 😬 I think my site is now live. It is dedicated to erotica... poetry, fantasies, stories of my own debauchery... whatever I am inspired to write. If that's your cup of tea, come along for a read. ✌️
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