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@MitchCK_

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Marketing Guy & Content Creator. Avid sports fan.

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Joined March 2011
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@BillSimmons Spo is a better coach. We all know that.
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Remember how unfairly Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert was treated 2 yrs ago for being the 1st player to test positive for Covid-19? Look now. Players getting Covid left and right…yet Rudy was blamed for NBA shutdown in 2020. Props to Rudy for how well he’s handled that since.
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@RealSkipBayless We’re gonna keep pretending on Kawhi?
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@LakeShowYo His play style isn’t built on athleticism. It’s very sustainable. Like Luka, he will be able to play this way for a long time.
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@PHLEaglesNation Smells an awful lot like bountygate. Maybe don’t let them get to the 1-yard-line?
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7 years
To the chicks with fidget spinner nails.
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1 year
Maybe end this Bills vs Bengals game already. It doesn’t really matter right now. Don’t make the guys keep playing.
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@NBA @MiamiHEAT He might be Michael Jordan’s illegitimate son after all…
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@SportsCenter Excuse you? Eagles won the first matchup…
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@RealSkipBayless We should be happy for Kincaid that he doesn’t have to play with Dak 😂
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2 years
I put as much stock in personality tests and assessments as I do Zodiac Signs. None. They’re ridiculous. Except the Harry Potter Hogwarts house test on Wizarding World. That one is legit.
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@TheNBACentral @shobasketball Joker is great for his size, but all of these guys are better passers: -Magic -Stockton -Nash -Kidd -Rondo -CP3 -JWill -Pistol
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The Lakers have to be the favorites to win the 2013 NBA Finals now.
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@NBAonTNT You win, or you learn. The goal is to win. They failed. They can learn from that failure, but they failed. Pretty simple.
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@RealSkipBayless The Cowboys lost to the Cardinals who are 0-3 in their other games. They looked good against an abysmal Jets team, average Giants team, and a below average Patriots team. Good luck with the 49ers next week! 🫢🤣
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It’s just a basking shark. Harmless to humans. 2nd largest fish in the world, behind the whale shark. Hope that helps.
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i thought this was only in the movies
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Some dude in our fantasy football league started Zach Wilson in the championship game. Zach gave him 1.78 points. He won the championship by 1.48. I’m some dude.
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@NFLonCBS He actually just saw angels entering the stadium. Go Birds.
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@NBA @KingJames @carmeloanthony Melo should’ve won ROTY in 2003-2004 over LeBron. Change my mind.
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@notthefakeSVP “So, walk us through how bad you didn’t want to play in overtime.”
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@MoFlo_UL8 @LakeShowYo Being athletic and being in shape aren’t the same thing.
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@espn Melo should’ve been ROTY.
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The MNF Bengals vs Bills game has been suspended. Why not postponed? Or canceled? It feels inhumane to play after what just happened. It’s literally a GAME.
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@BleacherReport @Schultz_Report Just what the Jets need. A dual-threat QB who hasn't played in 7 years, and is turning 36 in November.
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@davec260 @220tanglewood @BillSimmons If you don’t think Kareem was regarded for his defense, then you need to shut up about basketball forever.
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9 years
Xavier watching #BYU scorch Ole Miss in the first half like.... http://t.co/fR4FLTJso2
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Here is why it is all flawed. Bama in over Florida State because they think Alabama is the better team. BUT. We all know the committee doesn’t think FSU would beat Georgia. Or Ohio State. Or Oregon. But they are ranked above them. Defies their own logic.
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Any sort of shooting-situation makes me sick. But especially at colleges, where these kids are really trying to create their future. #FSU
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1 year
This MNF game should’ve been canceled 30 minutes ago. Bengals and Bills don’t care about playoff seeding right now. Every second that passes with this game still “up in the air” makes the NFL somehow look worse than it already has made itself look over and over again.
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It’s concerning how many people think Africa is a country.
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2 years
@LSXYZ9 Winning isn’t a sprint. It’s a marathon…with NO END. It’s not temporary, it’s constant. And that’s what scares people. They like temporary goals. Short boxes they can check. They get that small dopamine hit and feel fulfilled. But they want no part of a permanent change.
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2 years
If the Utah Jazz could’ve outsourced a good survey, it would’ve indicated that the highlighter yellow rebrand was going to be a miss with fans. If only they had ties to a company like…I don’t know…maybe QUALTRICS?!?
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“This dude is a student of the game, a real cerebral glue-guy. He’s the first one into the gym, and the last one out.”
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Marcus Smart should get all those adjectives they give to white WRs
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@Artdemon323 @NBA @KingJames @carmeloanthony Melo scored more, rebounded more, shot better from the field, turned the ball over less, and won more, all while playing 3 less minutes per game. Made the playoffs in a tough Western Conference, while leading the team as a rookie. Really impressive.
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2 years
Good morning to everyone except those who, when the waiter asks if anyone wants dessert, say, “No, I think we’re good,” without speaking to anyone else in the group.
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11 years
Lakers have the best fans in the league. The crowd at the Jay-Z concert at Staples Center were just chanting: "KOBE! KOBE!" #LakersNation
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@NBA Make it mean something now.
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@StarkThanos7 @RealSkipBayless This is the right take. Love Kawhi’s game, but nobody fears him and LAC.
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2 years
I’ll call it right now. Britain Covey will have a house call next season as a rookie for the Eagles.
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@RealSkipBayless Tell me you’ve never been injured without telling me.
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@RealSkipBayless But Sean Lee......
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2 years
I’d prefer sports to not affect my mood as much as they do.
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2 years
This is what happens when your values are more than just words on a page. Others view this as extra effort, more work, or a tedious chore. To the people of Japan? This is just what you do. They know what they’re about. And that has real power. Pure class.
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Utah Jazz fans everywhere are refreshing their feeds hoping to read a "Oh yeah, and the Jazz get a 1st round pick" tweet.
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@thekwakuel The same people who are upset that my son is the Miles Morales Spider-Man are the same people who are applauding my daughter for being Captain America. Social Justice is wild sometimes, man.
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My coworker is a big LSU fan, and I cheer for BYU. We agreed before the season if we met in the fantasy football playoffs, he would only play Joe Burrow, and I would only play Zach Wilson. So… Go Cougs 🤙
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This video went around about a year ago, looks like it’s making the rounds again. Sam Chatfield, snake species coordinator at Wildlife ARC, called the creature a puff-faced water snake with algae growing on its scales. And that’s what it is. Hope that helps.
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A green snake covered in fur was found in Thailand. This dragon-like creature is 60 centimeters long. A local resident took it home and feeds it with fish. And now he's going to give it to scientists for identification and research as if they know something🤦‍♂️.👇👇🐍
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@Eagles Oh this is cold. I love it.
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Messi in this World Cup: -Scored in every match of the knockout stage -Scored a brace in the final -MOTM in the final. -Won the Golden Ball -Won the World Cup. Best player ever. 🐐
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@RealSkipBayless You have PLENTY of time
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@MWMillertime @JC1053 @bomani_jones @Bonzi68 Yeah, let’s uphold that ban. Gotta draw a line somewhere
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2 years
He did say PLEASE.
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@BrettFriesen13 @BleacherReport @Schultz_Report Rodgers has played for the Packers every year for 18 years, and is one of the greatest QBs to ever play, so
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Good morning to everyone except those who put ketchup on their eggs.
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I’m sorry, this is the funniest meme I’ve seen this year.
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Stop talking on the phone in public restrooms. Thanks.
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This might be the worst decision of 2023.
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‘The Office’ is reportedly getting rebooted
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Autumn in Utah is undefeated.
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Yeah. They are injecting a marinade into it the meat to make it more juicy and flavorful. Hope that helps.
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Can someone explain to me like a 10 Years old kid wtf is going on here? 😱
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Way too many of you think an octopus has tentacles. It doesn’t. Hope that helps.
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The NFL made the right move to cancel the Bills vs Bengals game. But that move should’ve happened 45 minutes ago. Roger Goodell wanted to give a sensitive incident as much airtime as possible to keep the TV Networks happy. Disgusting. But very on brand for the NFL.
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@MagicJohnson Thanks, Magic 🥴
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Maturing is realizing Qui-Gon Jinn was the embodiment of the true essence and ideals of the Jedi.
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Jae Crowder gets ejected, and runs straight to Fleming’s across the street to save everyone a seat. Legend.
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So what a college football team does in regular season doesn’t matter? Got it. Sorry, Florida State.
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For those of you who missed Delon Wright's #SCTop10 block. Via @gcsuballer . #Utes
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The Harvard study didn’t confirm that. The study drew a correlation between RAISED fluoride levels and a drop children’s IQ, but didn’t confirm that fluoride was the cause of lower IQ scores. There is no evidence that the current levels of fluoride in our water causes cognitive
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Can someone explain to me how Harvard university can confirm Fluoride causes cognitive disorders and lowers IQ but it's still in our water?
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@FrankCaliendo Zeke getting obliterated was the best part of that play.
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I’ll say it. Andor is better than The Mandalorian.
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@McCadeP8 I’d say the Jazz need to win the series. And go to the finals. Anything less is a failure. They are the top team in the league, and their mentality should match that.
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@ogmoneycato @NBAonTNT No, you’re confusing failure for a “waste of time”. Just because you fail doesn’t mean you didn’t grow. It doesn’t mean you didn’t learn. It doesn’t mean it wasn’t productive. But if your goal was to win, and you didn’t, then you failed in reaching that goal. It’s really,
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Explanation: This photo of Kevin James slightly smirking and shrugging gives off the strong vibe of: -Cheekiness. -Shameless guilt. -Unfounded confidence. “Who, me? Shucks!” It’s a versatile meme that can pair with many captions. Hope that helps.
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Someone explain this joke I’m lost😭
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@FrankCaliendo Look at Zeke 🤣😆🤣😆
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So Deontay Wilder tore his bicep, broke his right hand, and still won. The guy is an absolute monster. #bronzebomber
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And now Utah is trolling Oregon. #Utes
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I'm pleased the Eagles cut Riley Cooper. Now if they could get @Kscott_2 , we'll be set. #Eagles
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Most times I’ve seen a movie in theaters: 7- Return of the King, Top Gun: Maverick 6- The Two Towers 5-The Dark Knight, Revenge of the Sith 4- The Last Jedi, Skyfall, Black Panther I’d love to see your list.
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Michael Jordan never got swept 4-0 in a playoff series.
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@UtahIn9 This is a slippery slope that can lead you to the absurd “we should run it back” conclusion if you aren’t careful.
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Kobe’s 10 Rules for Success: 1. Get better every single day 2. Prove them wrong 3. Work on your weaknesses 4. Execute what you practiced 5. Learn from greatness 6. Learn from wins and losses 7. Practice mindfulness 8. Be ambitious 9. Believe in your team 10. Learn storytelling
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I’ve done some dumb things in my life, but I’ve never snatched pumpkins off porches of families in my neighborhood and then smashed them in the street. That’s serial killer stuff.
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Brandon Davies finishes with 20 pts (9-11 FG, 1-1 3P), 4 rebounds, 1 assist, and 1 steal. #BYU
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As Tolkien said: “As for any inner meaning or ‘message’, it has in the intention of the author none.” He openly said he dislikes allegory, but went on to say that many confuse applicability with allegory. Applicability resides in the freedom of the reader, and allegory with
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Can someone explain to me how LOTR relates to Christianity? I’ve heard people say it but I’ve never seen the movies
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My biggest delusion is thinking if you gave me full control of a struggling NBA team, I could moneyball my way into the playoffs in the first year.
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@ChrisPalmerNBA "In his first 4 years" are the 1993-1996 seasons. If you wanted to say he averaged more pts, reb, and ast than those players through their first 4 years, then you should have said "their" instead of "his." As a writer, you should know that. Or are you that dumb?
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Okay, I’m ready to entertain the “Jimmy Butler is Michael Jordan’s illegitimate son” narrative now. I’ll be hearing anyone and everyone out.
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“I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.”
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I want a 30 for 30 or Untold doc on the last 5 years of the Pac-12.
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2 years
With gas prices what they are, this felt like a taunt.
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“Are you a millennial or Gen Z?”
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