On the grounds that such a thing exists and it seems a bit foolish not to, I made a ko-fi account. If you like my work, you can essentially drop me a tip. No pressure or expectation, naturally, but I reserve the right to be very grateful.
If you're wondering why I play Orks, this morning I turned my camo trousers inside out and my brain went "Huh, they're not camo pattern on the inside" and then immediately followed up with "Yeah, that's so your legs can see out" and I think this explains a lot.
Earlier this week I Tweeted about how my upcoming fantasy series has no sexual violence because I didn’t want it in the world. A couple of guys were demanding explanations and accusing me of bad writing. “There has to be a fundamental reason why it doesn’t happen!”
...you lot really like your primarchs, don't you?
So glad this book seems to have made so many people happy :) Thanks to everyone who's read it! (well, except maybe the guy on Goodreads who gave it one star and said he stopped reading as soon as he encountered a neo-pronoun).
“But I never thought *I’d* get Covid-19!” wails man whose original plan was literally for the entire country to get Covid-19 and suffer a quarter of a million deaths.
So, apparently AI 'art' is encountering a problem. There is so much AI 'art' out there that the programs are now starting to pull from it. And AI 'art' created through referencing AI 'art' is yielding worse and worse results.
ATTENTION: The following Warhammer 40,000 thread was not composed with the intention for its contents to be viewed as the opinions of Games Workshop, for whom I am a freelance contractor and NOT an employee. I've just been doing this for a while now, and have Thoughts:
I do wonder what it was about Karl Urban’s performance as the brave and noble Eomer in Lord of the Rings that made every director for the next twenty years go “Him. I want him to play this utter weirdo murderer.”
BEHOLD! MY STUFF.
So excited to finally have Ufthak Blackhawk out into the world. Also, big props to the person who tagged me in a Rumour Engine post going “is this Ufthak’s shokk rifle?” when I’d seen the picture and hadn’t twigged *even though I’d seen the miniature”.
If the reason is “I do”, you’ve told on yourself.
If the reason is “I’d get in trouble”, you’ve told on yourself.
If the reason is “I don’t want to do that to someone”, you’ve acknowledged that this isn’t just something that *happens*. Every time, it’s a choice. Every time.
SOMEONE is claiming that whenever a "sensitive reader" reacts to something in 40K literature, the company should DOUBLE IT because 40K is meant to be disturbing and uncomfortable.
Same someone made a video whining about me using neo-pronouns. As a result, I'm Doubling The Queer.
So there’s no reason why, in my world, everyone can’t make the choice to not do it. It might be unlikely, but it’s possible.
And it means that in our world, where it does happen, it happens because people choose to do that to someone else. And I don’t think some people are ready
I have a new favourite one-star review, this time for my debut Warhammer 40,000 novel ‘Rites Of Passage’! :D
Do you think he’s upset? I think he’s upset.
(I believe the context is around a tertiary character using gender-neutral pronouns)
@Brainmage
I mean, my real answer to this question is Pixie, my childhood doll, but Pixie is, and I swear this is true, in our attic in a Quality Street tin that has been duct-taped shut at the behest of my wife.
Well that was entertaining.
However, I'd like to talk quickly about why I will not ACTUALLY be "doubling the queer" in my writing for Games Workshop, regardless of how that would be maliciously complying with the professed wishes of someone I consider to be a stain on the hobby.
@novelistanna
I [19??] am on the run from the dominant religion after I accidentally rediscovered magic they believe is heretical and highly dangerous. I've fallen in with a malcontent [18F] and her friends, and am being pursued by a bounty-hunting librarian [57F]. I won't go back. AITA?
Felt cute, handed in my notice at work, absolutely *will not* delete later.
After fifteen years working for a homelessness charity I will not be returning after my current career break ends. Going to make a stab at full-time authoring on a permanent basis.
Fingers crossed, eh?
I would like to thank everyone who bought The Lion: Son of the Forest, in part because I learned yesterday that it was (for a while at least) NUMBER ONE IN ALL CATEGORIES on Audible (and someone took a screenshot to prove it).
I know this is mainly him, not me, but still: wow.
I don't know who this is but apparently he won an Olympic bronze and decided that the best way to celebrate was to recreate the "third place medalist" meme, and good gods was he correct.
Read all about the return of the Lion in the epic Black Library novel, Son of the Forest by
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There might be a SLIGHT clue in the picture.
Thank you so much to absolutely everyone who voted for The Lion*! It means a huge amount that so many of you thought so highly of it :)
*thanks also if you voted for a different one of my books, I'm sure you're *actually* right
Bear in mind that 40K is a British creation. Our Queen is 95. She’s older than virtually all of her subjects. She’s reigned since 1952: her REIGN is older than most of her subjects. She’s been sitting on that golden throne for longer than most of us can remember. Sound familiar?
And quite honestly if we’re talking about gross inefficiency, mindless cruelty, and treating people as disposable numbers in a system then the Department of Work and Pensions leaves the Administratum sobbing in a gutter looking for its teeth.
So anyway, having finished The Mandalorian I’ve decided that one of my career goals is to write a movie that fails so fundamentally at storytelling that the studio has to commission three series of a tv show to even begin to explain the central plot point.
Want an analogy for the Emperor devouring the souls of thousands of psykers a day? Check out how many hundreds of million pounds of public money go towards the upkeep of the Royal Family and their assets every year, in exchange for this nebulous “guidance”.
So, I'm not going to deliberately up the queer content, because I'm already doing this to the level I think it should be done, not just to piss people off.
HOWEVER, I also don't care if the presence of queer characters *does* piss people off.
Don't like it, don't read it.
/End
I have literally just now realised that when I wrote The Lion I casually set up the audiobook narrator to do the voices of all eighteen* different Primarchs in quick succession, and Timothy, I am so very sorry.
*hush, we’re not doing this argument here. Yes, that means you.
It looks like this tweet has reached the point where the piece is now being retweeted and slagged off by people who hate it, and also I’m trying to do my own writing today, so I’m muting notifications now. Read Terry Pratchett, everyone :)
*small cheer*
Hello new followers! Most of you are probably here because of The Lion, but if not; I'm Mike, scifi and fantasy author for Black Library, Orbit, Rebellion, and other publishers.
Also an angry lefty disabled queer. If you don't like Opinions, you may wish to leave.
For those wondering when ALPHARIUS - HEAD OF THE HYDRA is being released... I don’t know. No one knows. One day you’ll wake up with less money in your account, and the book on your bookcase. It’s always been there. It looks like other books. You’ve read it. You can’t remember it.
HO HO HO, YA GITZ!
It's a new Red Gobbo miniature, but also, it's A RED GOBBO NOVELLA written by yours truly! Dark, miserable, depressing...
...just kidding, I don't think I stopped cackling while I was writing this.
I am contractually obliged to inform you that I am not a Games Workshop employee, and that despite the high level of professionalism involved, this is not an official Games Workshop graphic.
Progress is abhorred because it goes against traditional values. The Imperium clings to how it has envisaged itself for so long, and in so doing prevents itself from moving forward HELLO BRITISH IMPERIALISM MINDSET CAN YOU HEAR ME OH NO WAIT BREXIT
Of course, the actual decisions are not made by the Queen, they’re made by a group of increasingly corrupt officials who have little concern for the wellbeing of the state as a whole; certainly not when set against their own ambitions and self-interest.
Basically, my inclusion of queer characters – and other marginalised groups – in my writing for Black Library is not done with the intention of angering, provoking, or aggravating anyone. It is done because I think those characters should be there, and always should have been.
This is apparently what 41 looks like.
It’s also what my birthday cake looks like, created by my wife: a cake of chocolate brownie topped with chocolate frosting and edible dinosaur decorations, because I am a very lucky person.
Of course, this is all more recent stuff. Ghazgkull “Mag Uruk Thraka” being “Margaret Thatcher” is from the 80s, and not so relevant today. What I’m saying is that there’s still plenty there. So much so that I want to yell “Satire, not aspirational!” at my government.
What’s more, although she’s Head of State, she doesn’t really… *do* anything. Not related to government. She’s a figurehead, whom many nonetheless view as some sort of “guiding light”. When she dies it will quite literally be the end of an era.
Last night I got involved in a discussion on here about whether or not Warhammer 40,000 is satire. This came on the heels of the company itself declaring that the grim darkness of 40k is satire, not aspirational, but I guess some people find it hard to see the satire? Lemme help.
The Imperium is an awful place, but it is full of people, and some people will be queer, and a lot won't be white, and some will be disabled, and they certainly won't all be cis men. In many circumstances, there is no reason why any character should belong to any one demographic.
I mean, there are CERTAINLY no real-world analogies for the Imperial Creed subsuming the native faiths of anything it conquers and wallpapering their own beliefs over the top. Your sun god? Emperor. Your midwinter festival? Ehhhh you get the idea.
The Imperium only works (“works”) if people don’t THINK. Their genetically-enhanced super-soldiers *have to have loyalty programmed into them*. Religion and state are one, so any deviance from the state is heresy, and heresy lacks shades of grey. CRITICAL RACE THEORY BAD!
I have very few writing regrets, but the fact I’m exceedingly unlikely to be allowed to call any sequel to Brutal Kunnin “2 Brutal 2 Kunnin” is certainly one of them.
And yes, a lot of the stories that get told are of “heroic” Space Marines and what have you. But their “heroics” are in defence of and contribute to the continuation of a repugnant system. These are carbon-neutral heroisms at best.
This has all taken off a bit (kind of strange how much attention this has drawn! That in itself says a lot, I think) so I’m going to mute this thread now since I’m off to London today and there’s no way I’ll be able to keep up with notifications. Thanks, (nearly) everyone :)
We’ve moved on from the old lore than every Chaos Space Marine is a veteran of the Heresy, and acknowledged that traitors and renegades make new marines: indeed, geneseed is a precious resource and currency. I sort of feel CSMs should be able to have one Scout-equivalent unit.
The entire setup is fucking ridiculous. The Imperium’s continued survival comes from bloody attrition and human persistence, not efficiency and good planning. The Imperium’s successes occur DESPITE its nature, not BECAUSE of it.
Remember: Space Marines don’t call each other “brother” to denote respect and the filial bonds of found family, they do it because every single one is a Hulk Hogan impersonator.
There have been multiple accounts from former DWP supervisors of how they were actually given TARGETS of the amount of people whose benefits they should sanction in a week, month or whatever. So that jobsworth Administratum scribe who won't help because a form's missing? Satire.
Oh nooooooo, not the wimmin!
“A lot of women”, indeed. You write a story in a setting where the Emperor, His closest advisor, His bodyguards, His semi-divine “sons”, and their transhuman supersoldiers are all male, and people whine about a few female civilian characters.
Trying to survive within the hellscape that is the Imperium is not the same thing as condoning it. By putting queers in 40k, we are not saying "well the Imperium is good now because it has queers in it".
One for the elf-kings under the sky
One for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
One for mortal men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
But they were all of them deceived, for another Mambo was made…
Universal Credit is a “top up” benefit for people on low incomes. But it gets calculated calendar monthly. A lot of people get paid weekly. You get five pay times in a calendar month? Whoops, no top-up for you this time. We’re sure your landlord will understand.
Just remember, the guy posting the "normies are killing 40k meme" is a bluetick, so all your replies and quote tweets will financially reward him. It's engagement bait, pure and simple.
Even in war, or the nightmare Underhive, the thing that makes a story compelling is the bonds and frictions between characters. The Imperium doesn't care about their hopes, dreams, or personalities, but the characters do, and so the reader should.
Is this individual Space Marine doing this because he genuinely wants to save those people? Yeah, sure. Just remember that if he believed they were heretics, he’d kill them without a thought. That’s not his fault, it’s because he’s been hypnoconditioned.
But equally, those queers characters don't have to be oppressed because of their sexuality, either by the Imperium or by other characters. The Imperium can do a great job of oppressing them because it is such an aforementioned hellscape to VIRTUALLY EVERYONE.
In the grim darkness of the far future I absolutely cannot describe this character as "yeeting" someone else across the starship's bridge, but for some reason I REALLY want to.
These are the struggles that Black Library authors go through to bring you books, so remember that.
Eh, fuck it. An author's gotta eat.
Like the way I think? Check out my epic fantasy debut THE BLACK COAST published by Orbit and Solaris, for queerness, dragons, demons, and something that's a bit more hopeful than 40k:
No, the Imperium doesn't care what pronouns you use. However, that goes for "he" and "she" just as much as "they" and "ze". I'm not writing about the Administratum's population records, I'm writing about interpersonal interactions between people who know each other.
(admittedly, the return of Guilliman skews this narrative a bit, since he not only wants to make things better but might actually be able to. However, he’s busy firefighting at the moment, and also sort of made himself Emperor-but-not-really-honest for expediency’s sake)
With that in mind: why not have the diversity of our current human experience on display? The Imperium is a nightmare, but that Imperial Guard regiment fighting the Tyranids are still trying to protect other humans from being eaten.
Happy Nonbinary Person’s Day! Just to recap, a nonbinary person:
- can use any pronouns
- can have any gender presentation
- can feel connection to multiple or no genders, and the details can change
- may not be out publicly due to family or social pressures
- can control frogs
Just found a comment on my (somewhat haphazardly-updated) website blog from a man OUTRAGED that I put non-binary identities in Rites Of Passage, and telling me not to write 40k if I’m going to put social politics in.
I’ve told him that I will keep doing so, and getting paid :D