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Mike27356894

@Mike27356894

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This is just a troll account, Im actually a Harvard Grad. If I baited you, reply to my comment with 'Thanks, Mike.' so I know you didn't fall for it lol.

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Joined March 2022
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@Mike27356894
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PLEASE ELON, DON'T CHANGE THE LOGO TO X. I BEG OF YOU.
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Can’t believe PewDiePie had sex. I thought he was a gamer. This changes everything.
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Thank you @LilNasX
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I’m calling it now. He is nearing the end of his social experiment. This was all just an internet act, and he’s actually a health expert. He knew exactly when was the breaking point, and he knows exactly how to drop weight fast. It’s all gonna be one big documentary.
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Twitter is okay sometimes.
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Im watching gay po rn. I’m so happy for him and his husband, and I hope they live happy lives.
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Rate my sisters birthday card /10 😃
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wtf did I do
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What goes around, comes around. Sorry not Sorry, Elon @eIonmusk
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There’s no way.
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@InternetH0F This is an incredibly easy question. I would bring a helicopter. Once I bring the helicopter, I have infinite flights back and forth, to grab whatever I need. And each time I go back to the mainland, I would refuel. It’s not rocket science.
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So can we talk about this.
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DON’T CHECK THE HIDDEN REPLIES
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I have to come clean, superfans. I do not have a default profile picture. Turn up your phone brightness, look closer, and all will be revealed.
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@discord I run Pyramid schemes through Discord Servers, so this isn’t anything new to me.
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@PicturesFoIder This is Junko Furata. She was murdered in 1989 before going through grueling torture. She was found dead encased in concrete. Very sad story, and the murderers were not properly punished.
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@pokimanelol I agree Pokimane. With that being said, I give everyone my full consent to sexualize me. In fact, here are my proportions: -6'4". -Double G Cup. -56" Cheeks. - 24" Biceps. -A Beautiful Smile. Here's an accurate image to use for reference.
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Another one gone. @BeratStuff
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@wildtiktokss “Let’s go mwimming and get mumhi after” am I missing something here? That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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IMGONNA DO. TJIS WAIT
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@F1NN5TER You said what we had was special…
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Every gimmick account and their mothers are being paid to sell you s*x chocolate So instead I’ll sell you the definition of a placebo effect: an improvement to your physical or mental state after taking a ‘dummy’ treatment Youre being charged an overpriced placebo chocolate bar
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Here's my TierList of Gimmick/Meme accounts most likely to become Convicted Felons.
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Couldn’t Elon Musk just have waited another year or two to ruin Twitter like cmon’ man I was just starting to get popular on here.
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@elonmusk Elon Musk, this is incredibly inappropriate. There are children on this app. You should know this, you see the statistics. You have the data. What if my 2 year old child was to see this? Twitter is supposed to be safe for my kid, and here you are disproving it. Do better.
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Find it.
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Users are reporting that some deleted tweets are reappearing on their profiles
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@Dexerto Alright, that’s it. Twitch, if you do not do something about the ever-growing nudity problem on your site, I’m going to get involved, and I’ll be real angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. You have 24 hours.
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My Racist arc begins TODAY!!!
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@Crazy4Material While this is a breakthrough in cancer research, it’s not necessarily a cure. We are getting closer though. However, if you need your cancer cured, call me. I’ll rip it out of you with my bare hands.
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@OTerrifying Works fine, probably just a few bugs I did not come up with this, but the person who did is an NFT bro so I’m going to take their joke and get more likes from it.
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@InternetH0F Found the video, for anyone wondering.
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@wildtiktokss The answer is actually 9. When a number is raised up like that, that’s indicating it’s an exponent, which basically means the big number is multiplied by itself, a number of times equal to the little number. In other words. 3 x 3 = 9.
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Twitter doesn't know a damn thing...
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@operagxofficial Hello, Opera Gx. I think this profile picture suits you. Wouldn't you agree, Superfans?
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@EverythingOOC I believe he was actually using the acronym for “behind the scenes” which is indeed BTS.
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I am being told that that is his dad. Regardless, watching father son po rn brings a tear to my eye. ♥️
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Bro sent money to themselves with an alt to promote a scam 😹 These gimmick accounts get away with too much.
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@Dexerto For anyone wondering, ublock origin is actively updating their extension to keep up with YouTube’s ever-changing anti adblock detection. To make sure you’re up to date, go to extension, click ublock origin, click settings, click purge all caches, and click update now.
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They put me on Ifunny WTF get me out of there
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I love twitter sometimes.
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This is still my favorite Family Guy Clip of all time.
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@wildtiktokss Thank goodness he’s your ex. I hope you reported him to the police, he could be an extreme danger to his family in the future.
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@adinross There are more than 2 Gengars. You have base Gengar, Shiny Gengar, Mega Gengar, shiny Mega Gengar, gigantamax Gengar, and shiny gigantamax Gengar. And that’s not including all of the fan made stuff.
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@InternetH0F The answer is 17. Mike is correct. PEMDAS 2 + 5(8 - 5) > Parentheses first. No exponents. 2 + 5(3) > Multiplication/division next. 2 + 15 > Addition/Subtraction last. 17
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@wildtiktokss @sophieraiin Corn name? That’s a strange way of calling yourself a farmer, but what’s the problem with him knowing about your life of agriculture?
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He was sentenced to 21 years in prison on April 20th, 2017. Source: I made it up.
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Sorry, but I don’t think I can support @operagxofficial after this. I am disgusted. It should have been me, not voicemod. It should have been ME! ME!!!!
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HOW IS THIS GUY AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER WTF
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@albert12798 DO NOT FALL FOR THIS MANDELA EFFECT. THIS is how Homers ear looks. The image that Albert posted is blatantly photoshopped.
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Woke up to see an OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of Superfans Defending me. This is why the Mike27356894 Superfan Nation is the GREATEST OUT THERE! Can I get an AMEN?
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Serves Dream right 😹
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Made a free block list for you guys 💜
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CALLING ALL HOTTEST 18 YEAR OLDS ON TWITTER: I will be buying the onlyfans of every model who replies to this tweet. Good luck 👍
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I am filled with incomprehensible rage that this YouTuber would try to r/wooosh me. I am the one who wooshes.
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@EverythingOOC This is NOT REAL. DO NOT BELIEVE THIS. Here is the unedited picture. It is an X, but not in the style of Twitters new logo. Stay safe out there guys.
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@crim_tweets_ Please get me off your account. You turned your accounts into a promotion page for your little boy and girl followers to see onlyfans models. I want nothing to do with that, thanks.
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@pokimanelol That’s cool, Poki! I paid for my Fathers breakfast this morning. He asked for an Egg Sausage McMuffin, a Hashbrown, and a Large Diet Coke. I always get him two hash browns though cause I know he doesn’t want to ask for too much. he always tells me how proud he is of me
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@joseph_henry7 Oh, do you have proof? No? That’s what I thought.
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Now that's just f*cked up. (Sorry for swearing).
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Why I (Mike) would be able to beat a bear in combat, a thread 🧵✨
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@InternetH0F That’s not useless, anything could happen. Just last year alone at the winter games, there were around 10 injuries both before the events, and during. No one is safe from screwing up, as perfection can’t always be maintained. That’s why there’s a lifeguard.
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GTA 6 TRAILER JUST LEAKED. RETWEET THIS BEFORE I GET BANNED.
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I have a funny joke for you guys.
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@sssniperwolf NO. NO. NO. SSSNIPERWOLF PLEASE I HAVE MONEY ON THE LINE FOR YOUR YOUTUBE APOLOGY VIDEO! Please I beg of you. Turn on the camera. Take the guitar out. Toxic gossip train part 2. Please!
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@albert12798 The answer is D) 12:03 a.m. First, you can cancel out A and C, because those times are closer to Noon than anything. From there, it’s just a matter of finding out whether B or D is closer to 12:00 a.m Which would be D.
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@InternetH0F I think the best solution here wouldn’t be to force the teacher to wear baggy clothes, but rather to teach our youth that staring isn’t okay, and that not everything needs to be sexualized.
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@tragicbirdapp I got nothing for this one, man. What the hell.
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@Dexerto She was one of the only people on TikTok worth watching… RIP
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@elonmusk Yea, and you can thank me for that. Despite everything falling apart around us, I single-handedly have been keeping this app alive. If you would like to show you gratitude, Mr.Musk, you can do so by personally thanking me. I’ll wait.
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@BDasleben @wildtiktokss Yes! Excellent job, I am so proud of you.
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Silly little Smash meme I made.
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We lost a big one today 🙏
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Alright superfans, LISTEN UP! 📣 The Mike Youtooz will be a REAL THING if the original tweet gets 69k likes. 💥DO YOUR PART. LIKE ♥️ AND RETWEET ♻️ THE ORIGINAL TWEET.💥 (the tweet captioned “There’s no way”). LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
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There’s no way.
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I see the problem here.
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@Minecraft That’s it. THAT, IS, IT. I am PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN. I DEMAND YOU ADD THE PENGUIN AND CRAB THIS INSTANT. MINECRAFT IS MY LIFE. REMOVING THE PENGUIN AND CRAB IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS MY PARENTS DIVORCING. CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS CAREFULLY, MINECRAFT. NOVEMBER 18th, 2023.
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@RespectfulMemes For anyone wondering, this comic is edited. He’s actually mocking, and for some reason they added a girl instead of Toad. Here’s the original image.
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@F1NN5TER F1NN5TER, I hate to break it to you but that is Chris Tyson, who is a close friend of Mr Beast, but not actually Mr Beast. I hope this helps clear up any confusion you might have over who’s the Beast.
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@vidsthatgohard That’s nothing new. Dollar tree made a real lightsaber years ago. I still have mine, it’s purple. Purple like Samuel L Jackson.
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Honestly I’m surprised it took this long. Good riddance.
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@InternetH0F Cicadas actually buzz to attract females, as well as protecting their home from birds. And truth be told, your music will do nothing to them. Their hearing has evolved to the point that they can only hear the sound of their own species.
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LMAO YOU CAN PUBLICLY VIEW WHO BOOKMARKED YOUR TWEET NOW. SOME OF YALL ARE SO SCREWED 💀
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@EverythingOOC THIS IS NOT REAL. DO NOT SPREAD THIS MISINFORMATION. The only thing shutting down TF2 related were the servers for PS3 recently. There is no official announcement from Valve regarding this.
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@wildtiktokss Some simple math will instantly solve this for you. Let’s use the United States as an example. There are 10 digits in a US phone number. Each digit can be 0-9. That means there are 10^10 possible number combinations, otherwise known as 10 billion. US population is 300 million.
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I hate Twitter sometimes.
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How to get a Girlfriend, a thread 🧵 ✨
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This is why becoming a Mike27356894 SuperFan changed YOUR life for the better. 🙏
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@incel_stories I’ll have you know, Mr. “Incel moments and rants” (if that’s even your real name…) I have had dozens of DM’s from guys and girls alike telling me that my guide worked, and that they’re happily in a relationship. Do you tell me, who’s the REAL Incel here??
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@EverythingOOC Good on that father. He taught his daughter a valuable lesson that she will never forget. Not a lot of Fathers can say they’d be willing to do that for their daughters.
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@elonmusk Elon Musk, this is genuinely a terrible idea. My 11 year old son is addicted to video games, and we bought him a Tesla last year. Now I have to worry whether or not he’s playing video games on the highway while he’s driving to school. You’re better than this, remove it.
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This is Elons “anti Mike” tool. He thinks it will be enough to stop me. Well you’re 150k+ followers too late sir. I’ve already won.
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