Meg Stalter @megstalter Twitter profile

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Meg Stalter

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3 years

Does anyone else feel like Sunday is fully just for texting and feeling weird

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Me but buying a bagel for 7 dollars

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Should I spend 88K for this damn purse ? Omggg it’s tempting 😩😩😩

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One time the pastor at our church showed up and sat in the back in a very elaborate “homeless man” costume and then when service started he ran up on stage and accused us of not reaching out or talking to him and it’s like.. we just didn’t wanna mess up his bit

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Corporations this month:

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2 years

If I were on Love Island I would just be swimming around having fun in the sun

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What if we had to wash all our bones the way we wash our teeth would take a long time

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5 years

me whenever I run into a roommate in our shared home

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me every time I see something pumpkin flavored at Trader Joe’s

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2 years

OHMYGODDD

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Martin Short praises @megstalter ’s performance in #Hacks : “In every scene she’s in, where she has to be deeply unlikable and deeply offensive as an assistant, she does it originally.”

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4 years

Don't use weighted blankets I fell asleep for 8 days

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3 years

Yeah I don’t really see what I’m doing wrong hun

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5 years

If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf

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Jamie Lynn Spears should be arrested

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4 years

I've watched this 5 times and still cant tell if this is really the movie or an edited clip

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God almighty this scene scared the crap out of me #CatsMovie

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2 years

Can we have a different name for photo dump how about picture parade

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4 years

Normalize asking people why they stopped texting you even though you’re extremely hot with a perfect personality

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5 years

OK this was insane but my agent wanted me to film a self tape audition and I didn't have time so I had an audience member read sides for me at my show. Here is my audition tape for "teen girl who gets sick from the sun" like and retweet

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3 years

I’m not afraid to put lol in an email

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3 years

IM SCREAMINGGGGGG

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@megstalter 's "Corporations this month" is hilarious. #HappyPrideMonth2021

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4 years

Did you THINK that Glee girl was NICE?! She looks like the girl in choir who tells everyone you didn’t get your period yet

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4 years

Yay I love sundays! I love feeling weird all day for no reason!

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4 years

Papa John’s literally tastes like being at a hotel pool with your cousins

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2 years

Not to kink shame but having sex is wrong

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3 years

Me informing my friends we are giving him another chance:

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4 years

Me asking my brother and sister in law to go to dinner with me via group chat

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3 years

Why do I turn ugly for 8 hours whenever I go to the airport

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3 years

Taking a bath at night: relaxing, cinematic, normal Taking a bath in the morning: awkward, strange, devastating

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4 years

Sometimes I fake laugh even though I didn’t hear what the person said and then I get curious about what they said so I’m like wait what did you just say and they are like you just laughed and I’m like I’m not doing well

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4 years

OMG there’s nothing funnier then a fat character flirting with someone hot, falling into a trash can and farting around town it’s just SO funny because in real life they don’t have sex at all and can’t step outside without getting barbecue sauce on their shirt right?!? RIGHt!?

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2 years

Me after getting fingered in my friends kitchen while she pisses the bed:

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I stopped talking to this guy because when I let him meet my dog he told me I needed to cut her nails Um maybe she likes them long mind your business

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4 years

Omg imagine getting cast thinkin ur goin to Greece

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4 years

Everyone comment below with the quarantine food you thought would last longer then an hour mine’s a box of Cheez-It’s and Sour Cream and Chive Pringle’s

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2 years

I love that my exes have to see the Hi Gay video 8,000 times

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3 years

My type is someone who texts me back and is Gay

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4 years

Up bright and early and Ready ⊂_ヽ　＼＼to make 　　＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 >　⌒ヽ　　　/ 　へ＼　　 /　　/　＼＼my family 　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽ_つ　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ　|　|、＼　mad

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The message was that you should be talking to everyone even if they are in dirty clothes like he thought we didn’t recognize him in his big dusty hat but we thought he was getting into character for a play or something

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4 years

Why is mailing something the hardest easiest task

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4 years

The popular girl in the movie that the main character runs into during her shift at the dinner:

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4 years

I love the sound of a dish washer going at night what’s your favorite sound/ favorite smells (I’m allowed to tweet this stuff too I give yall enough freak stuff)

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2 years

The CDC just said hi gay

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3 years

💝⭐️🍭💕⭐️💝💖💕🍭⭐️💕💖

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3 years

I’m an hbo maxxinista

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4 years

How are people being mean to each other in the middle of a pandemic? The only thing we should be saying to each other is, “you’re stunning” and that’s it!

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2 years

Bye Gay

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3 years

Hi Gay is a movement

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2 years

My sister just called to tell me to follow him back:

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3 years

We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

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3 years

If you send someone a pic and they don’t text back it’s only because they are on their way to Walgreens to print and frame it

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3 years

mAkes mE wAnna hOt dOG reAl BAd

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3 years

Hi Gay

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2 years

Hell ya bitch

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2 years

‘Hacks’ Renewed for Season 3 at HBO Max

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Hacks just got nominated for an Emmy 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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4 years

The girl you get stuck with in every waiting room at an audition:

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I’m in a mood where I feel like a hanging plant would change my whole life

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Oh no I hit the point of isolation where I think I can sing

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I can spend all day almost answering an email

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Would you rather go to jail for 60 years or hook up with a Disney adult

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Me earnestly trying to do an impression of Jennifer Coolidge:

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4 years

Please be respectful during this stage in my life where I am absolutely stunning

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My mom really said hi gay 😍😍😍

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A writer in New York City:

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4 years

If you are mean to fat hot funny women online it’s because you want to have sex with them I don’t know what else to tell ya

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Your aunt who just now realized we should quarantine

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I would rewind all the scenes where B played soccer and still thought I was straight

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My impression of someone who lives in New York:

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My boyfriend interrupting my comedy video! I love his silly ass!

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Excited to finally release this play I wrote:

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The mean girl at your church:

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My friends in a private karaoke room watching me sing my 7th song because I don’t wanna give up the mic:

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Kanye chillin’ with Julia Fox, Madonna, Floyd Mayweather and Antonio Brown 👀

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3 years

Yall love decorating like this

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Waiting for your luggage at the airport is so embarrassing you’re just standing there like lol where’s my bag

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Put God back in Christmas or you can take me out of it!

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My snl audition tape

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The daughter he knows nothing about representing a community he knows nothing about 💛

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Studio apartments are canceled we aren’t meant to see our beds at all times

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My improv group in 2015 walking from Chipotle to our first show:

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🙏The Gay God girls are making a pilot 🙏 @hbomax @A24

HBO Max and A24 to Develop Megan Stalter Comedy Pilot ‘Church Girls’

HBO Max and A24 are developing “Church Girls,” a comedy pilot from Megan Stalter.

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I’m a different person then I was last week when I ordered this sewing machine that just arrived

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The girl I had a crush on but didn’t know if she liked girls that I met at a show for ten minutes one night two years ago just posted a picture of her and her boyfriend. She could still be bi or something I’ll keep you guys updated.

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Straight men shouldn’t be allowed in restaurants! Get your food to go sweetie we are HAVING FUN!!

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