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Friendly reminder that “ANTIFA” is short for “anti-fascism.” Fascism is a form of authoritarian ultranationalism characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition. Y’know, the opposite of freedom, liberty, and independence. Fascism is a bad thing. Fight it.

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The Living Jar is truly the Kool-Aid Man of #ELDENRING

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4 years

Bloodborne enemies as Muppets, a thread:

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Fuck white supremacy and fuck all the cowards and scumbags who’d rather “yeah, but” “what about” and “actually” the idea than practice the most basic human empathy. Listen to and amplify marginalized voices. If this concept bothers you, you’re part of the problem.

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3 years

Hey everybody, say hello to Camilla.

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5 years

Here’s @agentbizzle ’s real-time reaction to the Link’s Awakening remake trailer:

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6 years

Upcoming Pokémon titles: - “Let’s Go, Pikachu!” - “Hurry Up, Eevee!” - “Kick It In The Ass, Mewtwo!” - “Get In The Car, Geodude!” - “You’re Making Me Late, Cubone!” - “I Swear To God We’ll Leave Without You, Psyduck!”

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4 years

I genuinely love that the dude who offers Obi-Wan drugs in Attack of the Clones is the same dude who offers Neo porn in The Matrix.

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5 years

You can rent a porno booth in Yakuza Kiwami 2 and then use it to watch Titanic and cry.

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I rewatched all of the Harry Potter movies and have determined that this is my favorite frame of the entire series.

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In 2004, I tried to kill myself because I "couldn't do anything right." Thankfully, suicide was yet another thing I couldn't do right. I still suffer from depression, but I've got a mantra: "if you're going through Hell, keep going." Keep going. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay

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6 years

Who wore it better

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5 years

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was released on November 21st, 1997. You know what that means? MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION TURNS 21 TODAY.

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6 years

SEQUELS THAT NEED DO-OVER REMAKES MORE THAN “THE LAST JEDI”: - X-Men: The Last Stand - Men in Black II - Speed 2: Cruise Control - TMNT III - Rocky V - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Dumb and Dumberer - The “Look Who’s Talking” where they get a bunch of dogs

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6 years

Yesterday, I married my best friend in a beautiful, tasteful, classy ceremony. (But I forgot to take pictures.) So, drinking a screwdriver in her jean shorts and a bikini top, here’s.... [Extremely Borat] MAI WA~~~IFE!!!

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6 years

Not only am I married, I’m also N-Gaged!

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5 years

I’d like to formally apologize for drawing what I think the new starter Pokémon evolutions will look like

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3 years

Can't wait to have my ass kicked by Harry Potter's Patronus in Elden Ring

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6 years

Are you fucking kidding me

Ryan Reynolds Was Totally Smitten With This Interviewer

The reporter was such a Deadpool fan that Reynolds couldn't help but propose

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Me: "I should probably shower and get ready." Me, 45 minutes later: "...And THAT'S what it would look like if my dog was a Bloodborne boss."

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4 years

I am so SO happy Ghost of Tsushima has a grainy black-and-white cinematic Kurosawa-vision mode. That was literally the first thing I said I wanted from it when it was revealed. This is gonna look incredible in HDR.

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4 years

Thought we’d spice things up by adding another Scoville to the family. Now that I’m actually a dad I’m legally allowed to make bad puns like that, and also I think I get an entire shelf for hot sauce in the fridge door.

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4 years

Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter. Anyone going "Yeah, but" or "What about" over these concepts is at best an ignorant yard-waste bag of rancid potato salad, and at worst, a consciously hateful literal villain. Be better! Let people live their lives!

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5 years

We were going to see Spider-Man at 1 o’clock but that’s been postponed because my wife is really upset that she lost a bunch of progress in Pokémon because she didn’t save her game and now I’m really upset because I wanted to see Spider-Man We’re in our thirties 🤦🏻‍♂️

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5 years

Joker from Persona 5 is joining Smash. Here’s @garfep ’s reaction:

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6 years

If the Detective Pikachu trailer has you daydreaming about realistic Pokémon, familiarize yourself with @arvalis ' work; he was a concept artist on the film, and did a ton of amazing fanart before that.

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@jimrosecircus1 @GreatDismal My dog accidentally ate a couple hikers and still feels no remorse because Pomeranians are cold-blooded killing machines

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5 years

I converted a Captain Marvel Nick Fury action figure into Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction. Oh, and I made him a lil tiny Big Kahuna Burger. Full step-by-step gallery here:

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3 years

Welp, these promotional images from The Division 2 sure didn't age well 😬

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3 years

I hope Ben & Jerry's puts out a limited edition ice cream called "MMM, Peached!" or some such shit.

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5 years

Everyone please wish my dog Peppers a happy birthday, I will read him all of the birthday wishes. He is four years old today.

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6 years

There are a LOT of photos from my wedding, but this one's... Just... Really special.

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6 years

A lot of people legitimately didn't *get* this movie. There are so many brilliant, subtle, and deliberate touches that are totally overlooked by people who are entrenched in the lore but oblivious to the cinematic/cultural significance of Star Wars.

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5 years

After the meticulously built-up, years-in-the-making, exhuastingly high stakes of Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones, I'm SO excited for Godzilla: King of the Monsters, a film where large nonsense animals kick each others' asses for no goddamn reason except they feel like it.

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4 years

Proper viewing order for the Blade movies: Blade Blade II Blade Runner Blades of Glory Sling Blade Blade Trinity Zorro: The Gay Blade Blade Runner 2049

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5 years

My dad has this old BMW he’s been tinkering with for decades, so for a present, I made a scale model of it, dents and all. Oh, and his dog Zephyr too.

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WHAT'S UP GAMERS?! ARE YOU PUMPED FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2, THE UPCOMING ACTION PACKED OPEN-WORLD ACTION GAME FOR PLAYSTATION 4™ AND XBOX ONE™?! ...Well, you might also enjoy these serene 150-year-old landscape paintings by Albert Bierstadt, pioneer of the luminism movement.

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3 years

Bryan Cranston could make a phenomenal Charles Xavier

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5 years

Keanu Reeves is officially the most cyberpunk actor. (Aside from Rutger Hauer who's been in like 73 films involving cyborgs)

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6 years

LEFT: Law & Order SVU RIGHT: Lawn & Older SUV

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4 years

Things from Star Wars I wish I had in real life: - The Force - Spaceships - A Lightsaber - The ability to wear a poncho and mid-calf boots every day without looking like an idiot

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6 years

Eight years ago today, I went on a date with this beautiful, weird, funny girl named Jenn. Since then we’ve built a beautiful, weird, funny life together and she’s made the daunting process of growing up whole a lot less scary. I‘m so excited to marry her.

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3 years

Stop retweeting idiots just to dunk on them, the chess robot that runs this website thinks that means the idiots are fun and cool and more people should hear from them. 🙃

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4 years

Hey, if you’re the type of person who leaves comments on content on the internet, try to be extra nice right now. Nothing’s really going great for anybody, and everyone’s doing their best.

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6 years

Next time somebody asks what I do for a living I’m showing them this picture.

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@CrankGameplays

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3 years

If you don't believe systemic racism is real and prevalent after watching a bunch of white domestic terrorists storm the Capitol to take selfies and steal a podium with no police intervention, you're either stupid, willfully ignorant, full-on racist, or some combination thereof.

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If kids being separated from their parents and put in camps doesn't alarm you, work on it. Ever get lost in a department store as a child? Imagine that, but with cages, guards, a language barrier, and your parents in another country. It's SICKENING that this is even a debate.

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6 years

EXCELSIOR! 'Nuff said.

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4 years

🤯

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So the PlayStation 5 announcement stream didn't go ahead as planned today, but unfortunately for Sony, some MAJOR information just got leaked! Here's everything we now know (thread):

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5 years

Please enjoy this dioramas of a suburban teenage Japanese water goblin.

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3 years

I took off my PS5’s side panels and noticed something cute I didn’t catch before ENHANCE Hell yeah I love those shapes

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"Well, everyone knows piloting a giant robot would totally kick ass. What Neon Genesis Evangelion presupposes is... maybe it doesn't?"

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5 years

I painted a miniature replica of my friendly neighborhood garbage dumpster.

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6 years

Just got my engagement photos back from @averytingwong , who did an incredible job even though @gennhaver and I are cartoon idiots who don't take anything seriously.

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4 years

I just got Mario Kart running in Unreal Engine at 4K and it looks incredible

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5 years

Google's Stadia will inevitably have growing pains, but acting like it'll NEVER work is a myopic unimaginative caveman take. Gmail, YouTube, the iPad, Netflix and Steam seemed like impractical witchcraft initially. Think bigger. Video games used to only have wired controllers.

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4 years

I’m considerably less terrified about having a kid next year. Still definitely scared shitless, but in a normal, healthy way.

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There’s been so much bad news this year I didn’t really know how to process a non-catastrophic outcome. Like, it took me several hours to comfortably feel happy about it. It’s been surreal seeing so many people celebrating something for a change, but I really needed it.

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Guardians of the Galaxy is such a phenomenally endearing, gorgeous game. It's got some Telltale and Bioware game DNA, but a Deus Ex level of detail and a sense of humor we don't see often enough from AAA projects. Plus, Dazzler and Chewbacca are in it, sort of.

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3 years

I've been going to E3 for the last decade and here's the only photo I've ever taken there

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6 years

In addition to “normal” engagement photos, we also got some Star Wars ones done by my buddy Christian DeOliveira, who normally takes saucy bedroom photos for adults. Check out his IG:

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EXTREMELY ESOTERIC AND PROBABLY UNPOPULAR OPINION: John C. Reilly should make a guest appearance on The Mandalorian as Dengar.

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5 years

I talked about having a Mountain Dew tattoo on a podcast so @MountainDew sent me a bunch of Mountain Dew with pictures of me on it.

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3 years

All other bullshit aside, I think Cyberpunk 2077 has clicked for me. It's not everything I'd hoped for, but when it's running on all cylinders it frequently gives me Fallout 3 and/or GTA V vibes, two games I really wish I could play for the first time all over again.

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4 years

Here's my totally edgy Superman pitch: Superman saves people, beats up the bad guys, is paragon of truth and justice and all around great guy who offers us a brief glimmer of faith in humanity albeit under completely fantastical circumstances because sometimes you need that.

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I said I’d give my wife twenty bucks if she walked into these wind chimes at Jo-Ann Fabrics and she delivered.

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Top 4 Pokémon Who Look Like They Just Pissed Their Pants At Recess

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Death Stranding (2019)

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POSSIBLE REASONS MY BACK HURTS: - I’m 32 - I’m 6’6” - I slouch - I’m out of shape - Too much sitting AND/OR standing - That economy window seat on Spirit airlines - Stress - Skeleton poisoning - The inevitable heat death of the universe - Some sort of parasitic larva - No reason

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The Academy Awards have been horseshit for a very long time but the absence of any due recognition for Paddington 2 demonstrate they are horseshit perpetrated by actual villains masquerading as human beings and/or film lovers and no I will not calm down

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4 years

The fact that saying “fascism is bad” is a controversial stance is a real a canary in the coal mine for how scary the situation is right now.

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Hey if you can't wait till September 7th to play Spider-Man on PS4, I have great news: Spider-Man 3 is coming to Netflix on September 1st.

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Hey, remember at the end of The Wolverine when they finally showed the yellow costume, and then he never wore it? Or, remember at the end of X-Men Apocalypse, when they showed X-Men wearing actual X-Men costumes... And they never wore them again? That was wild. Welp. Anyway. 👀

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4 years

Yes: there are shitty, problematic agitators turning peaceful protests into violent riots. The reason there are protests in the first place is police brutality. There are “very bad people on both sides,” but only one side is firing government-funded rubber bullets at citizens.

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Hey, Americans: Are you registered to vote? Are you SURE you're registered to vote? You should double-check right now, just to make sure you can vote. Elections are coming up, and you should vote. Welp anyway here's the President with an Eagle. 🇺🇸

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3 years

Can't stop thinking about this mech and wondering where it got its enormous relaxed fit pantsuit

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6 years

The Smash Ultimate roster is getting out of control

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Oh hey, I’m officially on vacation! I’m gonna delete a bunch of apps off my phone, including Twitter. Love you all dearly, I’ll see you in July.

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5 years

Good morning (or whatever time it is) Here is a photograph of my dog Thank you for looking at him

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My mom is safely out of surgery and has a new prosthetic hip and she’ll be roundhouse kicking people in the face in no time.

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4 years

This Evangelion garden hose would be perfect for serenely watering my melon patch one last time while the world comes to an end around me.

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I’ve been saying it since Iron Man 2, but Marvel movies aren’t “movies” in a conventional sense. They’re big-budget serials. The MCU is the most expensive and ambitious TV show in history, just without the TV part, and that’s fine! But they don’t work as standalone films anymore.

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@IGN HEART DISEASE

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In Spider-Man on PS4, you can press square when Spidey's on the street, and he'll cheerfully greet NPC bystanders or crack jokes. They really nailed the "friendly neighborhood" aspect of his character.

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4 years

Okay fine I'll make some too

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5 years

Relieved to know Judgment kept one of the best features of the past two Yakuza games.

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An NPC in Red Dead Redemption 2 yelled at me for eating canned beans during the picture show and it hurt my feelings, 6 out of 10.

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You don’t have to agree with a journalist’s game review. That’s it.

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Season 1 of The Boys was fun because it took the piss out of superheroes at a time when, gosh, there sure were a lot of superhero movies. Season 2 of The Boys is fun because it aggressively shits all over white supremacist fascism in America and we really need that right now.

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If you're playing #WatchDogsLegion keep an eye out for these totally real high level NPCs to recruit that once again I assure you are 100% actually in the game and real

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