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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

Just an ordinary Tuesday night at our house....😁🕺🐶

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

So how does this work exactly? A woman has a miscarriage and then goes before a judge who determines if it was her fault? How can there possibly be one woman in this country who votes republican? I will never understand.

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

Please help me to understand why it’s safe enough for kids to return to school, but too dangerous for Manafort and Cohen to stay in prison.

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Mark Schweitzer

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5 years

In a country full of Trumps, be a Carter.

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Jimmy Carter back to building homes for Habitat for Humanity one day after fall

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Mark Schweitzer

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Calling Donald Trump a “businessman” is like calling Dr. Pepper a “cardiologist”.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

Back off ladies, he’s married. 🤚🏻

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

Karma makes an appearance in Kentucky today. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

JoeMyGod

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KENTUCKY: Governor's Office Says Kim Davis Must Pay $225,000 To Gay Plaintiffs For "Violating Civil Rights" -

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

4 years

Swalwell calls for creation of presidential crimes commission to investigate Trump when he leaves office | TheHill

Swalwell calls for creation of presidential crimes commission to investigate Trump when he leaves...

Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) on Friday suggested that officials create a presidential crimes commission after President Trump leaves office to investigate his actions while serving as co…

thehill.com

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Mark Schweitzer

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You might think it’s ok, I don’t.

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@MarkSchweitzer

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It took a court ruling. We will never forget this.

The Hill

@thehill

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JUST IN: Court rules Trump administration must provide hygiene products to children in migrant facilities

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I’m calling for a total and complete shutdown of Travis Tritt’s Twitter account until someone finds out who he is.

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Mark Schweitzer

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Mika has had it......

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

Trump and McConnell were seen discussing the news of the day.

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Jenny Craig tells HuffPost they're dropping Laura Ingraham's show. I think that’s a record for Jenny Craig, dropping 120 nasty pounds in one day. 😬👍🏻

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Mark Schweitzer

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5 years

Who wants to tell him? I will, Everything Trump Touches turns to 💩

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

5 years

Tiger Woods misses the cut at the PGA Championship by one stroke.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

I’d like to announce that I too am flipping on Trump. Care to join? 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

Welcome to America, where paying a porn star hush money is is a minor indiscretion and calling a liar a liar is an attack on everything we hold sacred.

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6 years

I see the fake caravan story has evaporated.

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5 years

You know who has toothpaste and a blanket?

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Mark Schweitzer

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@angel28kc No. My homosexuality was a fear of having to spend a minute with a woman like you.

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Mark Schweitzer

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7 years

Gen. Kelly was like Xanax for people who needed to feel better about a madman in the White House. Today they found out he was a placebo.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

4 years

You know who else hid in bunkers? Sadham Hussein, Osama bin Ladin and Hitler.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

Is it just me, or does this country feel much less great since Trump began his authoritarian rule?

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

Susan Collins said it was “painful” to watch peaceful protesters being gassed. Susan Collins is what we call a commentator. A do nothing commentator. Vote @SaraGideon 2020!

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

They had a baby. 😑

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6 years

Does anybody know if Kroger will let me use my U.S. Passport to by Lucky Charms? I’ve misplaced my voter ID card.

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

I ❤️ CINCINNATI!!! The sheriff fired her because she’s a lesbian so she ran for his office. She demolished him. / LGBTQ Nation

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

LOVE my new window sticker.

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

Kellyanne Conway was right up in Bill Barr’s face in the rose garden. I bet he’s positive too.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

Let me bottom line this for you, Sarah. You will forever be remembered as a garbage human, who sold her soul to a 2 bit huckster for a string of fake pearls and 15 mins of “fame”. Hope it was worth it.

TPM Livewire

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SHS blames Dems for criminal probe into Trump inaugural committee

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

Trump has 5 children from 3 different mothers, lives in government housing and doesn’t pay taxes.

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3 years

Veterans should have been vaccinated before Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio.

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Mark Schweitzer

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5 years

Cheap lumpy pillows filled with hate does not a good night’s sleep make.

Trump-loving MyPillow CEO lays off 150 people -- after crediting president's tax cuts for 'economic...

Mike Lindell, the Trump-loving CEO of MyPillow, announced this week that his company will be laying off 150 workers at a facility in Shakopee, Minnesota -- despite the fact that he claimed months...

www.rawstory.com

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5 years

I’ll start holding women responsible for their own miscarriages, as soon as we start holding men responsible for murdering billions of live sperm every day by masturbation.

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus have arrived.

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6 years

It’s at this point that John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf and Sara Gilbert do not get a pass.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

I’d “revolt” right over to the nearest pub and have a White Russian to celebrate.

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

Giuliani: American people would "revolt" if Trump is impeached

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

When you hear Gov. Rick Scott acting like he cares about these kids who were murdered today, remember this, he gets an A rating from the NRA and was a guest speaker at their convention last April.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

4 years

Knowing that half the country is ok with Trump after 4 years of this shit, makes me sick. This fact remains even if Biden wins.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

VICE News

@VICENews

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41 percent of Americans surveyed didn't know what Auschwitz was. That included 66 percent of millennials.

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Mark Schweitzer

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For all the evangelical folks, here’s a verse from one of Kid Rock’s songs: If i was president of good ol' USA you know i'd turn our churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray Enjoy church today.

KidRock

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Another great day on the links! Thank you to POTUS for having me and to EVERYONE at Trump International for being so wonderful. What a great man, so down to earth and so fun to be with!! KEEP AMERICA GREAT!! -Kid Rock

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@RyanMc23 Jimmy John’s

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Can we all agree to never buy so much as a piece of ribbon from this evil company again? Hobby Lobby reportedly leaving stores open based on a message from God - Business Insider

Hobby Lobby founder reportedly told employees a message from God informed his decision to leave...

"While we do not know for certain what the future holds, we can all rest in knowing that God is in control," founder David Green allegedly wrote.

www.businessinsider.com

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

👇🏻Just gonna leave this here 👇🏻

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Trump supporters are throwing out their ceiling fans to avoid cancer.

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Melania wore Donald’s used bath towel.

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Someone should bring Jamal Khashoggi’s children to the State of the Union. Sit them front and center.

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

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Joshua Trump’s name got him bullied. Now the sixth-grader is going to the State of the Union.

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I wonder if this is the Bible from the hotel room where he had sex with the porn star while his 3rd wife was home nursing their newborn.

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Just a normal Sunday, googling how to immigrate to Ireland.

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Mark Schweitzer

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When big game hunters get eaten by lions, I laugh and laugh. 😄😄 Anybody else?

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

Behold Jim Jordan’s congressional district. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its gerrymandering.

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I want to be a good Democrat, can somebody tell me if I’m supposed to be eating babies or worshipping Satan on Fridays? I forget.

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6 years

SO. 👏🏻 WAS. 👏🏻 YOURS. 👏🏻

The Hill

@thehill

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Pence: "Venezuela’s election was a sham"

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For now on, Trump supporters have vowed only to wear the shoes of their dear leader.

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Mark Schweitzer

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Where are all the Republicans who were so outraged that Hillary used a personal sever for her emails??

BUSTED: Jared Kushner has been using WhatsApp and his personal email to conduct White House business

Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner has been using the encrypted messaging service WhatsApp and his own personal email account to conduct official White House business, Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD) has...

www.rawstory.com

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4 years

@BillOReilly Bill O’Reilly paid $32 million dollars to settle his sexual harassment mess. He’s an embarrassment to Irish people.

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@MarkSchweitzer

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Eric and Donald Jr. are rage tweeting all day long. They are terrified.

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2 years

F Joe Biden trending on Twitter on Christmas morning is very on brand for this country of “Christians”.

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4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this (EVANGELICALS!!!!) but on the Lord’s day, Biden is at church and Trump is on his golf course. Discuss.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

Susan Collins is what a grifter refers to as a ‘mark’.

Lisa Desjardins

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6 years

NEW BREAKING: Sen. Collins just said Kavanaugh told her he agrees w Roberts' take on Roe V Wade - that it is settled law.

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Nice try, Coke head.

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6 years

Has anybody tried to unplug her and plug her back in?

MSNBC

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First Lady Melania Trump: Social media "can be used in many positive ways, but can also be destructive and harmful when used incorrectly."

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

BREAKING🚨: Major storm set to hit the United States. Tune in to 60 minutes tonight at 7:00 pm for the latest details.

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@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

Dear Christians, Trump was a test that you failed, miserably.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

Today we celebrate our 3rd wedding anniversary. So thankful to have this man by my side to go thru life with. Happy Anniversary @ram_mcmahon . I Love you!😘🎉🥂🍾🍾🥂🌈🎉🍾🌈🥂❤️

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

In July 1990 Roseanne Barr showed disrespect to our country by shredding the national anthem and then grabbing her crotch and spitting. She disappeared into obscurity for 25 years. Today was the reboot. Bye. 👋🏻

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Mark Schweitzer

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3 years

My dog doing his best impression of Tucker Carlson.

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Mark Schweitzer

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4 years

Laura Ingram knows our big secret.

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Laura Ingraham says Democrats want to make sure that someone like Donald Trump is never elected again

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BREAKING🚨: Karma makes her long awaited trip to Kentucky.

Liberal Resistance

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KENTUCKY: State Loses Appeal, Ordered To Pay $222K In Legal Fees To The Gay Couples Who Sued Kim Davis - Joe.My.God.

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Mark Schweitzer

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6 years

Civil war plan: Let’s all meet at Joanne’s fabrics tonight and pick out our head band material. I’ll bring scones.

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@MarkSchweitzer

4 years

Tonight I look at my husband and think, without Ruth Bader Ginsburg- I couldn’t have written those first 6 words. 👬🌈 Thank you, Ruth. ❤️

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And just like that, my yard is perfect. 🇺🇸

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@realDonaldTrump 🙏🏻 Dear God, thank you for the brave men and woman impeaching this imbecile today. Amen.

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Dr. Fauci just handed Rand Paul his a$$. 😂

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

@bleudawn7 Write it in then get in line for your Handmaid’s dress.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

4 years

Today Bob and I are celebrating our 4 year wedding anniversary. This man makes life fun and adventurous and has a level of kindness that is lacking these days. Love you, Bobby. Here’s to 40 more. ❤️🥂🍾🎉

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Mark Schweitzer

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3 years

Can somebody explain to me why Rudy Giuliani is able to tweet all day long about how good he’s feeling while laying around in the hospital? Is he taking a bed from someone who is critically ill?

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

In the future, it will be easy to know whose parents were deplorable.

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

"Melania" rockets up list of most popular baby names

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

I feel like we are at a point in our history where this madness is our test. What we choose to do at this moment will define our existence, just as it defined those in Germany in the 1940’s. I am ready to march. Are you?

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

4 years

UPDATE: No MAGA’s came to the White House last night to defend their dear leader. That’s why Trump is radio silent today.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

As soon as I read ‘suspect in custody’ I knew he was white.

CNN

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At least five people are dead and several others are injured in the shooting at the Capital Gazette building in Annapolis, Maryland. An official says a suspect is in custody.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

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@CollinsforGA @realDonaldTrump You are a disgusting piece of garbage.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

Something Trump will never experience.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

Tomorrow we close the pool, tonight we swim one last time!

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

6 years

I don’t share a lot of the same views politically as John McCain, but, I would never say the horrible things the Republicans say on a daily basis about this heroic American. Our country, and it’s people, have become unrecognizable to me. I’m ashamed.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

5 years

Yesterday, Kellyanne Conway told us that this was the best day for Trump since the election. Today, Trump is having a spectacular profanity laced meltdown on Twitter. I really believe these people have no idea what the word ‘best’ means.

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Mark Schweitzer

@MarkSchweitzer

4 years

@GovWhitmer @Jmillerbluebld Michigan will REMEMBER in November!!!

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@MarkSchweitzer