Mark Calcavecchia @MarkCalc Twitter profile

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Mark Calcavecchia

@MarkCalc

2 years

I think Bill Murray is an amazing actor. Huge fan of a lot of his movies. But this golf course act is getting SOOOO tired. 😳

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2 years

I think @TheMasters should give last second invite to @blandy73 who is now top 50 in the world. He so deserves it.

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2 years

Dang. I forgot Liv Golf was on today. Didn’t miss anything.

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@MarkCalc

2 years

I hate @SandyLyle1 1 week a year. And it’s this week. Why did he have to hit the shot of his life against me? I’m clearly not over it. BTW @SandyLyle1 is a great and fantastic man!

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Utterly ridiculous! How bout taking that 40 mil and give 20 mil to the @KornFerryTour and the other 20 mil to help grow the game.

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3 years

The PGA Tour is implementing a lucrative new bonus structure designed to reward top players for moving the needle, and not just by their on-course performance.

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@MarkCalc

6 years

1000000000000%. I saw it up close. Almost puked

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6 years

Odds of getting up and down: 0.001% #TOURVault

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@MarkCalc

4 years

The streak is over. 52 days no golf. Shot 73 today. All this proves is I can shoot 73 playing 6 days a week for 3 straight months or not playing for 52 days. 😳😳. And getting even fatter. 😩😷

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@MarkCalc

2 years

I just texted 15 so called friends to golf tomorrow. Everyone has an excuse. In other word they all hate me 😮😫

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@MarkCalc

3 years

IMHO which means jack squat, the best players in the world should NOT use greens books. The art of being a great putter is being able to read greens. Right @BradFaxon You are 1 of the greatest ever with ur own eyeballs

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@MarkCalc

1 year

I played in that event at Kenny Rogers farm. MJ elbowed me in the gut and told me to stay the fuck outta his way. 😆

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@Super70sSports

1 year

After his retirement, Michael Jordan admitted there was only one man he couldn’t stop on a basketball court: Kenny Rogers.

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@MarkCalc

11 months

After Tiger didn't give me a ride home after a tourney and I was in a 6 hour delay, I texted him and said gee thanks for the lift home. I'm in a 6 hour delay and counting. He said "play better". That was it 😳😳

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11 months

About to miss a connection for the second trip in a row. Three gate changes(might’ve been 4) and delayed about an hour. Probably getting stuck at DFW for the night. Anybody feel sorry for me?

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4 years

Well day 1 of no Golf on tv. So far watched 2 Deadwoods, 3 Schitts Creeks and the 3 episodes of Killer Inside:The Mind of Aaron Hernandez. I better slow down or I will be up Shits Creek with nothing left to watch 😳😳

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Update from Covid-19 Ville. This shit is very real! And it sucks. I’ve never had so many symptoms hit me all at the same time. I keep moving around the house trying to escape it. Please be safe and wear ur mask. I thought I was but with this evil shit you never know 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Jesus everybody. Lighten up. @TigerWoods said he’d rather watch a WNBA game then liv golf. It just doesn’t interest me. I don’t have to watch it so I don’t. I really enjoyed watching @KornFerryTour and Tennis. Hope you all enjoy watching ur liv golf

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@MarkCalc

4 years

The Masters App is unreal great. If you don’t have it I highly recommend downloading it. The PGA Tour needs to hire whoever designed that app.

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@MarkCalc

6 years

Fun day today. 2 total shanks, 3 duck hooks, 2 chunks, 1 skull, 1 wrong yardage(my fault looked at wrong pin) 5 lip outs, 1 water ball, missed 5 greens w wedges and semi back spasms! Love my job!!! But the crowds out here to support us are fantastic! #SiouxFalls

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3 years

1 million % total class from @Harris_English He just totally gave away a win and did an amazing interview. Amazing young man he is

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@MarkCalc

29 days

I played in 90 majors. Thought that was decent. Adam Scott playing in 90th straight major. Unreal to be great and healthy for that long. Wow!!!!!

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Mark Calcavecchia

@MarkCalc

10 months

Congrats @harmanbrian on being Champion Golfer of the Year. Don't forget to scroll by my name when you're gazing at the jug 🤣🤣

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@MarkCalc

6 years

1. JB needs to be fined or better yet given 2 shots 2 Needs eagle to tie. After all that lays up? Really??? 3 Horrendous sportsmanship to Noren and Palmer 4 wow 😲

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Update from COVID ville 2. I feel much better. Still a few issues (cough, stuffy head) but I’m on the mend. Thank you so much everyone who reached out to me and @brendacalc for your well wishes and concerns. They meant a lot and helped me along. Stay safe from this.

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Has the winner of a major ever 4 stabbed the last hole?

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Evidently 13 years ago today I made 9 birdies in a row. Seems like another lifetime. Amazing how time flies

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@MarkCalc

3 years

RIP Bruce Fleisher. Not only was he a great golfer but an even greater human being. 🙏🙏 and thought to his family 😢

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3 years

Great day at Cypress Point. Always a treat to play this amazing course

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Did anybody know @PhilMickelson won the @PGAChampionship ? 😳

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@MarkCalc

5 years

There needs to be an official behind the green that says Bryson you just took 2:20 to hit a 10 footer. Add 1 stroke.

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@MarkCalc

6 years

I’m in the last group of ⁦ @TheOpen ⁩! Except I’m in the hotel. #TheOpen #Carnoustie #missedcut

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Congrats to @JustinThomas34 and his man Bones. Gotta be Bones biggest win since we won the 95 Sarazen World Open

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@MarkCalc

23 days

A Claret Jug 😎

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@ThatEricAlper

24 days

What's something in your room right now that most people probably don't have in theirs?

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@MarkCalc

2 months

Row 37F. I gotta play better ⁦ @ChampionsTour ⁩

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5 years

We all miss you partner!

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Anybody else miss Tim Clark? Was an amazing player

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Congrats @tonyfinaugolf I’m glad our hand shake at @TheOpen didn’t jinx you. Lol. Thank you for being the great guy you are.

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Knee finally felt good enough to clean out the garage for our LAST ever move right ⁦ @brendacalc ⁩? Well Brenda cleaned 90% of it but I helped. 💪. Donating this stuff to ⁦ @FirstTeePB ⁩. Hope the kids get good use from these clubs.

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Mike Block having best 2 weeks of his life. Let him enjoy it as he should. I'm happy for him

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Saw something today that was an all time 1st in 41 years of pro golf. Rick Groboski ran out of balls. Only had 3. Thought he had 6. Anyways after 2 balls in the drink on 4 had to borrow a ball. 2 shot penalty. Then had to drop back a group to wait for locker room guy to bring

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@MarkCalc

2 years

This picture perfectly describes the current state of my golf game 😩🤬

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@MarkCalc

6 months

Congrats @CamiloVillegasR what a great and emotional win!! The entire golf world is happy for you and Maria.

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@MarkCalc

1 year

I’ve been watching lots of golf this year. I tell @brendacalc he’s gonna miss this putt left. It doesn’t break. I somehow remember this kinda stuff. This week at Riv I’ve been right every time. She’s like why aren’t you commentating? I think they’re afraid of what I might say

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Congrats @maxhoma23 unreal clutch golf you played. That shot on 16 was sick!!

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@MarkCalc

3 years

I shot 62 today just like @Harris_English . But I quit on 15. Had to get dinner.

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@MarkCalc

10 months

⁦ @brendacalc ⁩ and I fly fished for 1st time ever. So peaceful

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Anybody else notice @TigerWoods looks like he just jumped out of the pool and nobody else is even sweating. Kinda weird 😳

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Pre knee replacement skin cancer surgery. Trying to cover all the bases 😩😩

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@MarkCalc

7 years

Look. I’m gonna be straight up here. I have eaten “A LOT” of fun size snickers today

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@MarkCalc

1 year

My Oak Hill thoughts! Somebody will win. When @ChampionsTour played there 3 or 4 years ago I didn’t make a birdie in 36 holes. I said then if that was where I had to play I’d quit golf forever. How do the members enjoy that place? Lemme know @CraigHarmon13

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Oddly enough while laying in hospital again (same shit. Intestinal blockage) Grease was on twice. I watched it again for 100 and 101th time. RIP ONJ. You were amazing.

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@MarkCalc

8 years

The golf that was played today in final group will go down as best in history in a major!! Just amazing. Can't even imagine that! #awesome

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Jin Young Ko with 34 straight rounds under par. That’s insane. 114 holes without a bogie might be even more impressive ⛳️💪

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@MarkCalc

5 years

Congrats @Kevin_Chappell for tying my 9 birds in a row. Glad you didn’t make 10 tho. Oh nice 59 while you were at it. #theseguysaregood

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@MarkCalc

3 years

One of the greatest wins in history. Right up there with Jack in 86

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Always a great day when this box shows up at the door. Thank you ⁦ @ScottyCameron ⁩ ⁦ @Titleist ⁩

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Ok @PGATOUR Give these guys a cart ride it’s getting fucking dark

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Newest fam member. Pretzel. She’s an American Bulldog. 🐶

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@MarkCalc

6 months

Eric Cole and I have prob played 15 rounds of golf together. By letting him beat me 15 straight times I have clearly installed tremendous confidence in hinself and his golf game. Sometimes you just got bite the bullet 😎😎

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Speaking of fast play Daly and me played last round of Players in 2:03. Bean Demon (as K Green called him) tried to fine us for fast play 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we should have broke 2 hrs but I was playing pinball in the right trees on the way to a 9 😩😳

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@MarkCalc

6 months

My wifey. I’m luckiest man alive ❤️❤️❤️

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Holy Rules. All these basic rule situations are turning into major events. It’s not that hard

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@MarkCalc

3 years

My son @e_calc teed off when this match did. Played 18, had a few beers, then had a pedicure and went to the grocery store, cooked steaks and chops and now watching the 16Th hole. 😩😩😩😩😩. Ridiculous how slow these guys play

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Ok for all the dummies that think the ball needs rolled back. Look at Colonial this week. 7000 yds. Zero wind. Best players in the world. 1 great round 62 -8. -4 currently in 2nd. That's almost impossible. The course is great. Leave things be

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Next time I drive thru Atlanta it’s gonna be at 1-2 am. I will never sit through that shit traffic again. Worst ever 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Somebody tell Charlie to point his left foot down the fairway to take stress off the ankle.

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@MarkCalc

6 years

GC said today Jason Day was 91% from inside 10 feet this year! WTF??? I’m not 91% from 3 feet. 😳

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@MarkCalc

8 years

USGA they roll the greens 3 times. Double cut them. What else could cause it to move. How bout gravity!! So bad it's sickening

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Just what it looks like. Tube through my nose, down my throat and esophagus into stomach. This was yest. Hopefully it’s draining my stomach and intestines to clear the blockage. 😩👎

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Yep. ❤️❤️. On 13

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@MarkCalc

5 years

I want to give a HUGE thank you to the grounds crew @InsperityInvtnl although it was iffy we were playing this morning we got it done. Only because the guys were out there at 3 am working their ass off to get it playable. Amazing job and thanks to all the volunteers too. 👍👍

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@MarkCalc

2 years

So what happens to the guys who played the 1st LIV event that now got the boot?

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@MarkCalc

3 years

The Ryder Cup is not rocket science. You have the best 24 players in the world. Which team makes more putts will win. Plain and simple. This year we did. @RyderCupUSA

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Mark Calcavecchia

@MarkCalc

5 years

Congrats to Jeff Sluman. 1000 career events this week. OBTW that’s 25 tourneys a year for 40 straight years!!! Average. Insane consistency and great play. 💪💪

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@MarkCalc

2 years

This is great

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

2 years

Rip Olivia Newton-John…

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Well maybe @USGA should make Torrey Pines 6900 yards with zero rough. Why not give the entire field a chance?

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@MarkCalc

1 month

Fun filled fact ⁦ @TheMasters ⁩ In 1987 ⁦ @KenGreenGolf ⁩ and I invented the skip shot on 16. Now selling hats. Seems like we should get a % of sales!!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰

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@MarkCalc

3 years

I think @TrevorImmelman is the absolute best at what he does. Great player but he’s even better at his golf and player analysis. Really enjoy listening to him.

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@MarkCalc

5 years

My 1st slightly altered tweet of 19. I can’t believe @TigerWoods wouldn’t go play the @Sentry_TOC Come on man. We all know that win meant a lot to you. You should be be there to represent it

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Happy Thanksgiving from ⁦ @brendacalc ⁩ and I to all of our Canadian friends. And thank you for The Caesar!!!

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@MarkCalc

1 month

Akshay. WTF are u doing. Hit a fucking L wedge on the green and grab the trophy.

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@MarkCalc

1 year

Newport and Newport 2. Oh yea!!!!

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@MarkCalc

2 years

He’s only 499 starts behind me. 😳

Travis Fulton

@travisfulton

2 years

Kuchar makes his 500th start today on PGA Tour.

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@MarkCalc

2 years

We’ll that sucked. Thanks so much to all who wished me well. Still a ways to go but at least I’m home which is great as I sure you can imagine.

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Mark Calcavecchia

@MarkCalc

6 years

Thank God thats over! @BKoepka deserved to win! He played great and putted even better. Now we can get to real golf and focus on the @ChampionsTour and the @amfamchamp . I love Wisconsin 🏌🏻

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Mark Calcavecchia

@MarkCalc

4 years

That the worst picture of me I’ve ever seen. I was freezing.

Brenda Calcavecchia

@brendacalc

4 years

@hdguy2012 @MarkCalc Yup

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Well yea that did happen. I said the truck better be full and ready to go when I’m done on Friday. Uhhh. Had to unpack

Brenda Calcavecchia

@brendacalc

4 years

This is a look into what I have been dealing with the past 20 yrs. The first day of pods he told me to pack up everything and be ready to go as soon as he was done. If you look closely before he signed his name he wrote “I fucking suck”. He ended up winning that week

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@MarkCalc

5 years

So funny

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5 years

Their owners just came back home😂

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Top 3 shows of all time! Modern day. Mine are 1 Sopranos 2 Breaking Bad 3 Yellowstone Lemme here yours.

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Charles Howell w 96 top tens. Got me thinking! 142 BTW. Just blowing some smoke up my ass for confidence. Lol

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@MarkCalc

4 years

And most importantly my nurse, @brendacalc was just amazing taking care of me. Thank you God for keeping her healthy and safe.

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Gonna get this out of the way now. Drinking bug spray will NOT protect you from the murder hornets 😳

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Well allegedly my clubs are some where in the vicinity. Lol. That means they could be anywhere but as long as they show up by tomorrow I’ll be happy. Very cool past Campions dinner tonight.

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@MarkCalc

5 years

I’m heading to the mall. Billy Bob Thornton needs help!

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Why has every @PGATOUR event so far had gallery ropes up with zero spectators? Sounds like a lot of work for no reason! 😳

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@MarkCalc

1 month

Masters burgers. Cheese coming soon. Great time with great friends ⁦ @TheMasters ⁩

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@MarkCalc

2 years

Walmart baby. Marianna FL. On the way to Dallas.

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Ok. Made it thru 1st round back and managed to do ok . Hit it terrible but made some great up and downs. It was great to be back playing when it matters on @ChampionsTour . Thank you @nickragone2 and Ascension

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@MarkCalc

9 months

When Jim “Bones” Mackay caddied for me when we won the 97 Sarazen World Open I don’t think I asked him 1 question except on hole 60 when I had massive back spasm. I said Bones can you carry me and the bag the last 12 holes? Lol

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@MarkCalc

4 years

Day 19 of self quarantine with ⁦ @brendacalc ⁩ 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

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@MarkCalc

3 years

Every single pro uses a range finder in non tourney rounds. If ur gonna use one in the tournament throw ur yardage book away. And ban those green reading books please!!