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@MarcoAziel

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a human person - @kissyourfriends - they/them

Michigan
Joined January 2013
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
@RlCKYRAGE I'd get absolutely zooted with him
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Imagine your card gets declined at Dunkin and America stops running
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
Diy is when someone in your band is named Jake
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
On a serious note we played a house recently where the guy made an announcement like "hey just so y'all know this is a judgement free zone. please don't hesitate to ask if you need a safer use kit, narcan can be found xyz, please dispose of needles in xyz" and everyone was chill
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1 year
y’all be like “this is a safe space” and it’s literally a crackhouse
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
And for my next trick, I will develop a crush on anyone who is moderately nice to me and has good hair. I'll need a volunteer from the audience. Ah, yes, you! Sitting several hundred miles away. Let's give them a round of applause.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
In 2019 let's shift the conversation from Good or Bad people to Good or Bad behavior. It is behavior that makes spaces safe or unsafe. Writing someone off as a Bad Person does nothing to improve their behavior. Writing someone off as a Good Person excuses their Bad behavior.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
The neutral urge to milk the hotel
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
Feeling like I'm annoying you stays ON during sex
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
2021 was the year of they/them pussy 2022 we're celebrating they/them dick
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
6 years
Hardest pill to swallow: Not all DIY bands/artists are Emo
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I can't believe I used to get home from school and get on Fb or whatever and just message people hey whats up not much you. For absolutely no reason. Thats just what we did. Who the fuck does that. If someone messages me now for no reason I'm like fuck u I don't wanna deal w this
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
POV: practicing saying yes to you asking me to play bass on your tour
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
If Mom Jeans is Weed Emo, Dogleg is Weeb Emo
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
Your crush is tweeting "if u have a crush on me u have to tell me" while you're tweeting "if u have a crush on me u have to tell me" and u both have crushes on each other but ur trying to see who can be a coward the longest but you're me and I'm telling you right now I'm winning
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Tom nook's loan sharks out of control
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I'm bored does anyone wanna get a divorce
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Snowchella makeup check
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Feel like pure shit just want an aged coney island waitress to call me hun
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
Minting an NFT is just cranking a Bitcoin through one of these bad boys
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
You know Joyce Manor isn't from the Midwest cuz they would have been singing about sucking a tiddy by the great lakes
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
If you make your band your whole personality, all your relationships become dependent on & filtered through music/gigs. This is bad. People loving your music is not a substitute for people loving you. You deserve to be known and loved as a human being independent from your art.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I think maybe we should not conceptualize our friends & people we admire as Angels and Sweet Perfect Babies etc. let people be human, think of people as human, and understand that every. single. person. is susceptible to the things that drive shitty behavior.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
When I say support DIY artists I absolutely mean sex workers send tweet
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
I didn't see anyone doing anything but drinking and smoking weed that night but I'm not gonna lie that's the kind of attitude I like to see
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Eating Hot Chip
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
You're in her dm's I'm in her venmo we are not the same
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
Polling Twitter to see if you're a top or bottom based on your recent emojis is bottom energy send tweet
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
After much deliberation, I've decided to be pretty. Thank you for your patience in these trying times.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
I present to you the only picture I took today, when I realized, holy shit it's the power puff girls
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
Alex, we need you to name the harm you've done. Name it and show us that you understand its impact. Show us you care about changing this behavior more than damage control.
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Dogleg
2 years
A message from Alex
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
A $5 pizza is a $5 pizza but I will absolutely disrespect Little Caesars for inviting cops set up shop in the basement parking lot of their big ole arena to process all the people arrested in Detroit summer 2020
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
Have you ever seen someone look confident in a post office? No. Truly a humbling experience. Not a single person is totally sure how things work there. Really levels the playing field.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
No more. Society has progressed past the need for more.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
Are you okay, babe? You've hardly written any Haikus this morning
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
Hi
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I can have little a serotonin, as a treat
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
Sorry for the spoilers but Adam and Eve get cancelled in the first fucking chapter dude
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Mediaite
3 years
Fox News Anchor Bill Hemmer Warns Cancel Culture Could 'Come After Bible Characters Next'
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I had a really good day today here's a skate clip
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
"Just because a computer is not running Windows doesn't mean that it's broken." An excerpt from "Neurotribes" by Steve Silberman holy shit what a banger
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Pro tip: foster relationships with people who aren't DIY™
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
6 years
Me: hey that person seems cool Me 1: you should try to hang out with them Me 2: but you never feel like doing anything remember Me: hey uhh wanna come over and sit on the floor w me
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
Gimme the beat boys And free my soul I wanna get lost in some they/them hole And drift away
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Keep liking my tweets and we'll end up like this
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Mom said it's my turn to tweet "anyone wanna flirt"
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
7 months
Crawling out of a depression hole is so embarrassing lmao like hi sorry I didn't exist for 3 months do u still wanna be friends
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
Dump truck ass is of course very nice and good, but I also want to give a moment of appreciation for Smart Car ass, Honda Civic ass, VW Beetle ass, fuckin uhhh, Ford Flex ass,
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
There are two wolves inside of me
@auntytyrak
Aunty Tyrak | superOrange
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
We do not have to stan kamala harris just because we all agree on hating pence please for the love of god stop stanning her
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4 years
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Whattaya say we just close up shop? "DIY" (read: twitter locals who do music and their slightly more Successful friends) is a lost cause. Let's just pack it up. Bringing my little amp to a public park and just vibing. No venues no aspirations of fame and glory none of that shit
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
Thinking about how being standoffish and Too Cool to engage, and being anxious or unsure of how to interact, can look the exact same from the outside
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
First of all, I never thought I'd find myself signing a strippers chest, period. But I esp never expected it to happen at a diy show. She was excited to get her tiddies signed by the guy she brought FLOWERS TO THE GIG for but he ignored her all night. Someone had to step up.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
Bout to yassify the shit out of this maverick
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
When Joyce Manor said car smells like hot Gatorade ill never forgive them for that
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I want to spend more time with you irl so I can stop depending on this godforsaken app for diluted human connection. Yes you. And you as well, probably. No pressure. I just wanna be in the same room as you. Drinking tea. Playing bananagrams or something. Learning a lil about you
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
No more sex these are the bases now
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
10 months
post Forest selfie that my phone just.. decided should look like this
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Anyone wanna fall in love over the internet and start a relationship that's effectively long distance even though we're not that far from each other but slowly realize we're not right for each other and call it quits all before quarantine season ends
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I'll admit it, I'm a sucker for when the band does a hard stop for one (1) beat
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
11 months
'you don't owe anyone anything ' is such a toxically individualist mindset. In community there are things we do owe each other. Like you, for example, owe me androgyny
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
Y'all mind if i
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Good morning. Have a good day, I fucking dare you. I double dog dare you to have a good day today, coward. Bet you won't. Bet you won't have a good day today. Oh this cute lil mf thinks they're gonna have a good day, huh? Go on then prove me wrong.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
damn for once in my life i have the opposite of post tour depression I'm making plans I'm reading my emails I'm updating my spreadsheets I'm putting bailey's in my coffee I'm doing pushups
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Fuck it it's 10:30pm I'm just gonna say it, I can not explain to you how badly I need to be h*ld
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
My gender is, Sometimes Lesbians Are Into It
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
Gridmoss
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Pov: I'm high as a kite and I stop to check u out like that song Blister in the Sun by the Violent Femmes
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
3 years
Like this tweet and I will think of u fondly
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
Diy needs to catch the fuck up apparently, come to the show at my Minecraft house tonight doors at 7 ask a punk for the IP address
@Steven_Hyden
Steven Hyden
5 years
Great profile of the extremely online hyper-pop duo 1000 gecs by @eli_enis , even if this passage makes me feel 10,000 years old.
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Stringy Wingy
2 years
Gender is like when the eye doctor puts that thing up to your face and flips the lenses around and he's like, "one... or two..?" And you go uhhh?? And then he flips another little thing and goes "three... or four..?" And you can't see shit or fuck and you just make up an answer
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
You either die the overinvested DIY clout chaser or you live long enough to see yourself become the unhinged Twitter personality that either a. spews constant hot takes bc you have nothing to lose or b. Tweets cryptic, absurd, but somehow relatable nonsense
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Happy 420 here's a sight I saw yesterday
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
It's leap day everyone do crimes it doesn't count
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Yeah my bass got drip cuz I accidentally sprayed the paint on too thick in some spots oops
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Yes I am polyamorous,, I will never have enough gfs (giant frogs)
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4 years
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Stringy Wingy
4 years
Hygm everyone say thank u obi
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Stringy Wingy
1 year
Women want me Metal objects in the river fear me
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Stringy Wingy
3 years
I have now unlocked the power of 3d printing and I made a chess clock
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Stringy Wingy
3 years
You know that scene in Donnie Darko where the kid is like "good shit, eh?" And he goes "it's a fuckin cigarette" that's how I feel about every Take on this website
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Stringy Wingy
5 years
I wanna plan an event where everybody shows up and we just all be silent together. Bring a book or homework or whatever but no music no talking. Do whatever you want just do it quietly. Everyone be quiet together. I think it would be real nice.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
I can only speak for myself, but in honor of pride month, let me explain how bisexuality breaks down for me personally: 50% bi 50% sexual
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
We owe everything to e girls. If e girls unionized and went on strike DIY would collapse within a day.
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Stringy Wingy
4 years
Diy emos, let's work to be more accepting of non horny people in 2020. Non horny people deserve to be welcomed into our scenes too
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
This thirst trap brought to you by @KinArkade
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
I cannot overstate the influence this man had on me
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Not hot enough to sell nudes so instead I will start charging a dollar for every 🎶ᴴᵉʸʸʸ ᵐᵃʳᶜᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎶 I get in public
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Oh, to be a jellyfish, no brain, just bloopin around the ocean
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
You're telling me this object is permanent?
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
Idk who needs to hear this but grow your hair out big and long and crazy
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
1 year
after 9 straight shows and we are 1. In the green money wise 2. Covid negative 3. Spending the day off visiting my bestest friend 4. Hygm
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
It's my birthday so I need u all to think real hard about kissing me on the cheek
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
2 years
I'm disappointed in my friend, too. At the very least I think it's been demonstrated that there is a pattern that was not going to be changed by private talks and confrontations. People deserve to be protected from that pattern.
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
Like this tweet and I'll write a anonymous brain feel about you
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
4 years
So the trope of "Ive had a shitty day can I see ur titties" is understandably laughable but has anyone tried the "I've had a great day can I see ur titties" approach yet
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@MarcoAziel
Stringy Wingy
5 years
@danithegreatish Hi friend gentle reminder that you have no control over how people perceive you and their perceptions have no control over you. Love you 💛
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