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Man Jexter

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28 days
Can you finish this as breakfast?
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@ManJexter
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12 days
ONE thing you want from God today ???
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@ManJexter
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10 days
A delivery agent gave you this package from your Ex and a note apologizing, what will you do?
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@ManJexter
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11 days
Can you finish this #800 food for breakfast?
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14 days
Do you eat before going to Church or eat return from Church before you eat?
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@ManJexter
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8 days
If you're awake and in good health, indicate with an emoji
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@ManJexter
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24 days
I paid to waybill 30 rats from Makurdi to Kogi State University, Anyigba. I paid for front seat but the driver decid d to do what pleased him when I left. We lost almost all the rats. Should I still pay him for the way bill?
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@ManJexter
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8 days
What have you benefitted from X? Me: Friendship
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@ManJexter
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9 days
Check this out Do you believe this?
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@ManJexter
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20 days
Imagine the first spoon you ate was filled with stones. What will do with the rest?
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@ManJexter
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11 days
If you're awake and in good health, indicate with an emoji
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@ManJexter
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10 days
My babe does not want me to chat or communicate with any lady, what should I do?
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@ManJexter
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16 days
What did she see in the guy?Only the legend will know
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@ManJexter
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12 days
Indicate with an emoji if you're up and healthy
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@ManJexter
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@ManJexter
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3 months
@tanyarlfes 🤣🤣
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Can you see what I'm seeing ❓
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Which will you join if you have the opportunity
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@ManJexter
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13 days
Are you awake? Indicate with an emoji
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@ManJexter
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20 days
This combination is hungry me Am I good to go?
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@ManJexter
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14 days
Which Nigerian city is the most expensive to leave? Me: Port Harcourt
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@ManJexter
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14 days
Can I quit my 3 years relationship for the lady I met on X 2 weeks ago
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@ManJexter
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11 days
Dinner is ready Pls, be my guest
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@ManJexter
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9 days
Can you invite your Ex to your wedding?
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@ManJexter
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1 month
Can you take this as dinner with any drinks of your choice❓
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@ManJexter
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2 months
What do you wish for breakfast this beautiful morning ❓
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@ManJexter
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1 month
What do you need to make this complete package ❓
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@ManJexter
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15 days
Facts about guys who do this
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@ManJexter
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17 days
How much do you remember? Give us the colour of Secondary school uniform Me: White shirt on Brown short
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@ManJexter
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24 days
Have you slept yet or you're awake?
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@ManJexter
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16 days
Who's awake? Indicate with an emoji
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@ManJexter
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9 days
A man who follows women is a WOMANIZER. A woman who follows men is .........................
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@ManJexter
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13 days
This week shall be a week of GOOD NEWS and FAVOUR for you, in Jesus name, Amen
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@ManJexter
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10 days
If you're awake and in good health, indicate with an emoji
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@ManJexter
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7 days
What should I do to a phone that fell into water?
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@ManJexter
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13 days
Which of these have you used to swallow drugs before? A). Water B). Milk C). Soft drink D). Swallow E). Any other
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@ManJexter
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2 months
What do you wish to eat for breakfast ❓
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Which car (colour) is responsible for the holdup ❓
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@ManJexter
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13 days
Two passengers, a guy on my right and a lady on my left. Both sleeping and resting on me. Since I can't contain both of them, which should I allow to rest on me?
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@ManJexter
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12 days
Why do all men including children do have erection in the morning?
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@ManJexter
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10 days
After the wedding reception, what next?
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@ManJexter
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3 months
48 hours impressions I can't believe it's happening 🤣🤣
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@ManJexter
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21 days
Have you woken up or you're sleeping?
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@ManJexter
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9 days
You're awake You can lift your hands You can talk, walk and see this tweet, appreciate God
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@ManJexter
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2 months
How is the heat in your location and how are you coping❓
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@ManJexter
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19 days
Assuming you're given 5 minutes, how far can you go with this?
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@ManJexter
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13 days
Have you slept or you're still awake? Indicate with an emoji 😂😂
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@ManJexter
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12 days
What can I take to stop stomach that's running and making sound like gbrurgbrur
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@ManJexter
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27 days
A good way to start your day😂😂 How long can this sustain you for the day? Till dinner time?
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@ManJexter
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1 month
Is it late to eat something like this for dinner❓
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@ManJexter
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1 month
When last did you do this? Me: Now
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@ManJexter
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18 days
Is your girlfriend this beautiful? Just celebrating her
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@ManJexter
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1 month
Which pun!shment do you suggest for these characters❓
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@ManJexter
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19 days
I bought Redmi Note 12 Pro for my baby girl last week. I just discovered yesterday that she gave it to another guy. I still have the invoice/receipt with my name and the phone Serial number. What should I do pls?
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@ManJexter
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24 days
Today, you will not labour in vain, Amen
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Which chilled drink do you suggest with the fish pepper soup this afternoon?
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@ManJexter
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1 month
MAN or WOMAN? Prove your point
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Id you were to customize your Car Plate number, what will you use❓
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@ManJexter
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23 days
At what age should a guy/lady leave his/her parents and be independent.
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14 days
Are you awake? Indicate with an emoji
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@ManJexter
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28 days
Are you going to Church today? What time is your Service?
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@ManJexter
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13 days
Take two pills for this week
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@ManJexter
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17 days
Today, God will grant you all your heart desires, Amen
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@ManJexter
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28 days
Any suggestion for a perfume that stays fresh and lasts for a long time🙏🙏
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@ManJexter
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14 days
You have the opportunity to choose just only ONE, which will you go for?
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@ManJexter
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17 days
I can't believe this I requested for 50L of petrol at #850 /L. I was expecting to pay #42 ,500 but to my surprise I saw an alert of #50 ,500. I entered my pin without even checking the amount she put in the POS. I went back but she insisted that that was the amount I bought. Is
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@ManJexter
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16 days
Facts about guys who pierce their ears and nose
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@ManJexter
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14 days
If two NYSC Corp members marry, NYSC always paid them some money. What will X give if two X users who met themselves here get married?
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@ManJexter
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13 days
Pls, be my guest
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@ManJexter
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28 days
How do I tell you good morning in your language❓ Me: Ekaro
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@ManJexter
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1 month
FINALLY FINALLY ManJexter has been released I'M BACK TO ENGAGE YOU LIKE NEVER BEFORE Won't you greet me WELCOME back?
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Is it normal for an adult to pees on the bed ❓
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@ManJexter
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17 days
Who's awake, let me see you
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@ManJexter
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15 days
Which class of food does garri belong? A). Junk B). Appetizer C). Regular D). Standby E). Backup F). Fast food G). Any other
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@ManJexter
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8 days
Good night people The day was very stressful
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Fresh mangoes available Anyone interested ❓
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@ManJexter
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2 months
Will you be comfortable if you didn't hear from your partner for a while day❓
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@ManJexter
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12 days
My dream woman: *5 ft plus *chocolate *dimples *open teeth *Moderately built *Staff of CBN/NNPC *Already made *Age, not an issue *Religion, not a problem Pls, where can I find?
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@ManJexter
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2 months
What's this❓ Where do they use it❓
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@ManJexter
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16 days
Indicate with an emoji if you're up
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@ManJexter
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2 months
What do you wish for breakfast mutuals❓ Me: Spaghetti and fried eggs
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@ManJexter
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25 days
Mention the things you can find in lady's handbags🫢🫢🫢 Me: handkerchief
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@ManJexter
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25 days
Which would be your preferred State if you were to go for National Service?
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@ManJexter
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8 days
How can my girlfriend tell me she didn't see her period after just one round. Can one round make her period go on break. I didn't even go deep fa🤔🤔🤔
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@ManJexter
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18 days
Can you take this for dinner?
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@ManJexter
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26 days
If you were to go back to the University, which Course would you prefer to study?
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@ManJexter
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17 days
Tell that ONE reason why you won't support a Joint account between couples
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@ManJexter
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7 days
Do you normally eat before you go to Church or till you return from Church before you eat?
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@ManJexter
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2 months
How do I get this please❓ Does anyone need it also❓
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@ManJexter
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15 days
Good morning my people Did I wake up late?
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@ManJexter
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13 days
I have two phones but I like to only retain one. Which should I let go between: A). iPhone 6 B). Camon 19 Pro Please, your advice
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