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Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

3 months

THE BRACKET DROP! #2024MMM PLAYERS PORTAL LEARNERS PORTAL EDUCATORS PORTAL GAME ON!

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Prof. Katie Hinde

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7 years

Did I just take a bunch of NASA tank tops from the boys section & put them in the girls section? Yes. Yes I did.

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Was also hoping to find a bunch of kickass Wonder Woman t-shirts in the girls section I could put into the boys section... Merchandisers:

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Excuse me while I go donate to the following campaigns: Biden & Harris for America Sara Gideon for Maine Amy McGrath for Kentucky Mark Kelly for Arizona Gary Peters for Michigan Cal Cunningham for North Carolina #GrabEmByTheBallot

Analysis | The Senate seats most likely to flip in November

Even as Democrats’ map has expanded, Republicans see races tightening in their favor.

www.washingtonpost.com

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My camera must be set to museum diorama mode.

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5 years

My Academic Jason Bourne drawer:

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6 years

Someone got a bath. And they will never forget.

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4 years

"That said, you’ll be pleased to know that, rather than double down on our containment efforts, we’ve decided to dissolve the velociraptor containment task force altogether & focus instead on how we can get people back into the park as quickly as possible"

Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park

“Trump is shrugging off warnings by scientists that the easing restrictions taking place across the country could cause tens of thousands of death...

www.mcsweeneys.net

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@goldengateblond I was at a wedding & the groom was W-A-S-T-E-D for his speech & it went like this: "I didn't want ANY of this. I didn't want ANY of you here. I wanted a wedding in Hawaii & to invite all of you, but that basically none of you would come. But *I* don't get to make decisions...

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Landscaping Crew: "We just found this sawfish bone outside your building, is it yours?" Me: "No, but we'll find its proper owner, you can just leave it safely with us. I certainly won't swing it around like a sword while leaping through the office." #TwoSecondsLater

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To be clear- this is NOT stalking, if she were hunting on the ambush there wouldn't be video. She is emphatically encouraging him to select a new running route. I am guessing she has a some young 'uns around. & I'm glad dude didn't have his gun.

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Slate Canyon near Provo, Utah: This guy went on his run and a cougar stalked him for more than 6-minutes. Omg...

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When event planning, I maybe definitely sometimes fantasize about ordering women's cut shirts for all, calling them unisex, and when someone complains saying "you can sleep in it."

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I'm just saying, getting published in Nature used to be way easier.

Squirrels Crossing Water

Nature - Squirrels Crossing Water

www.nature.com

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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I have said it before and I will say it again: I am tired of all the best clothes being for kids. It's bullshit.

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3 years

Just like "I voted" stickers, ALL "I got vaccinated" stickers are cool... BUT SOME ARE COOLER THAN OTHERS AND I AM REALLY STRUGGLING WITH MY JEALOUSY RIGHT NOW.

American Museum of Natural History

@AMNH

3 years

🐋Today's the day! The Museum is now open as an NYC COVID-19 vaccination site. More: This vaccination site serves all NYC residents, with set-aside appointments for groups including @NYCHA residents + staff and members of @DistCouncil37 . #NYCVaccineForAll

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"You cannot be forced to donate blood, or marrow, or organs... They cannot even harvest your organs after your death without your explicit, written, pre-mortem permission. Denying women the right to abortion means we have less bodily autonomy than a corpse."

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4 years

I did not want to know this. But now that I do, I am going to ruin everyone else's day too.

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4 years

That 70’s Show debuted in 1998, and was set in 1976. If a show came out today in 2019 with the same premise, it would be set in 1997.

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Current Status: I am going to stop traveling for work bc the paperwork to be reimbursed is soul-crushing. For example I just had to send this email (after ~20 emails in the last week about this issue):

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@lawilson009 YEP. If folks did this across all stores, req allocation of employee time, then the industry would shift. & confronting sexism important...

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What if, and hear me out, on St. Patrick's Day, instead of glamorizing binge drinking, the Irish-American diaspora glamorized rebellion against Imperial oppressors?

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@JenAshleyWright And Turkey has been purging academics in 2017:

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Great distance guidance from the @NatlParkService ! #NeedsMoreMustelids #KeepWildlifeWild #2020MMM #COVID19

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Other person at the zoo looking at the chimpanzee exhibit: "monkeys are so cool!" My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me:… IT'S AN APE!!!!

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@lawilson009 Confronting sexism is especially important bc minimum wage retail workers more likely to be women... bc sexism.

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Liquor store clerk: I’m gonna need to see some age verification Me: my first conference talk was on physical slides loaded upside down & backwards in the carousel. Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase

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Liquor store clerk: I’m gonna need some age verification. Me: I remember the light brown M&M

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Oncoming hikers: There's a beaver about a quarter mile back! Me: A beaver, up here? Really? Hikers: Yeah! He's chilling next to a big boulder. The "Beaver:"

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Listen, canceling student debt is a slap in the face to folks who struggled to pay theirs off, so obviously we shouldn't do it. Similarly, I am not going to get the polio vaccine bc it is a slap in the face to all those folks who had to live in Iron Lungs. Don't @ me.

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ANNOUNCING THE #2019MMM BRACKET!!! More Info here: & the ASU Library Guide has amazing resources for student research on the combatants: Wild Card in March 11th. HAPPY BRACKETTING!

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Wow, so this took many unexpected turns. & had some important things to think about:

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Did I just take a bunch of NASA tank tops from the boys section & put them in the girls section? Yes. Yes I did.

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WELCOME TO the 10th Annual March Mammal Madness Tournament! (1/N) #2022MMM

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Juvenile cassowary, just walking along. LIKE A MF DINOSAUR.

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Today I am recording a lecture for an online class & I am double checking the pronunciation of a word in advance. As a scholar from the poverty class, I grew up reading words, not hearing them.

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At a work dinner tonight NO ONE wanted to order dessert. NO ONE. Listen people, the major upside of this dinner is that I get to try the salted caramel bread pudding with vanilla bean ice cream. Get your shit together.

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Prof. Katie Hinde

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1 year

I maybe had to visit multiple post offices, but Otters in Snow stamps are now mine.

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3 years

I've read many articles about Simone Biles' impeccable decision to stand down from the team competition in the Olympics, and this by by far & away the best. aka the Simone Biles of all those articles.

2020 Tokyo Olympics: Why Simone Biles withdrawing from team final is most courageous move she's...

Biles entered these Games as the most celebrated and hyped athlete competing in Tokyo. That has a toll

www.cbssports.com

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UK: Brexit is the worst example of citizens voting in favor of their own detriment. US: Hold my beer. Brasil: Segura MINHA cerveja #NotHim #EleN ão

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My mom let me take photos of her with her creations!

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Goodbye Sweet Girl #Yote

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Four magical words: biopsy came back clean.

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Do I stage my office before recorded zoom meetings? Why would you even ask that?

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Seeing my littlest cousin's dance production of an updated Peter Pan, and I don't think I can let them know the show peaked in the first scene.

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GUESS WHO SAW WOLVES CHASE-PLAYING IN YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK TODAY NEVERMIND ABOUT GUESSING IT WAS ME AND OMG OMG OMG IT WAS FROM HECKA FAR AWAY AND I DON'T EVEN CARE IT WAS SO AMAZING. #NationalPublicLandsDay

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Current Status!!!! (w/ @sexchrlab )

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It's been one day since I learned about the greatest figure in an academic paper ever, and I still haven't recovered. Behold the magnificence of Zhou et al. 2020

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4 years

ANNOUNCING THE 8th Annual MARCH MAMMAL MADNESS BRACKET!!!! #2020MMM #BracketDrop

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9 years

yep. http://t.co/Aqse19u8gm

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Some things are epic, and some things are unimaginably epic... like a 1000 drone light show in Sydney Harbour. #vividsydney #vivid2023 #vivid

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I am disproportionately bothered by this armadillo plushie with a pouch-like singleton. THEY ARE EUTHERIANS WITH SPLIT EMBRYO QUADRUPLETS!

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2 years

Good morning!

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6 years

I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things. I can't do all the things.

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A #COVID19 thread in many parts. What no one wants to hear and everyone needs to hear: We have not gotten past the peak.

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@alexevans91 Nahtzee

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AND THE VOLE TRIUMPHS!!!!!! We look forward to seeing you back here on Wednesday March 10th 8PM Eastern for the 1st Round of Red, In Fur! #2021MMM [gif is red fox]

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Bison crossing the river.

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"The wall" is racist & inhumane. THE LIST SHOULD STOP THERE. Yes it's ineffective. Yes it's catastrophic for endangered species. Yes it absurdly costly. Yes it is stupid bc the Southern border is not the front line of illicit immigration. BUT WHY DID WE HAVE TO GO DOWN THE LIST?

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I will never not crack up at this method of author order (Gow et al. 2022 & Brisson-Curadeau et al. 2017). #2023MMM

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Myths, Folklore, Stories, Heroes Journeys- the Tales that are Tall, Cautionary, & Fairy- that were oral traditions thousands of years before the written word, are a human universal (Pagel 2016) #2021MMM

Anthropology: The Long Lives of Fairy Tales - PubMed

Anthropologists, borrowing techniques from evolutionary biology, have demonstrated that some common fairy tales can be traced back 5,000 years, or more, long before the development of written...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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Oh, your cat interrupts your worktime? That must be so difficult.

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The 9th Annual March Mammal Madness BRACKET DROP!!! #2021MMM Happy Researching!!!

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LAST UP: 1-seed Sperm Whale (Physeter macrocephalus) vs. 2-seed Giant Squid (Architeuthis dux) #2024MMM

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Life sciences can develop vaccines, good luck getting people to embrace using them without social sciences.

Ben Sasse

@BenSasse

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hard sciences > social sciences

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@men_write_women Appalling. At the same time- let's hear it for the desirability of professional careers that save bright girls from marriages to dull men!

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PRIDE OF LIONESSES!!! THE 10th ANNUAL MARCH MAMMAL MADNESS CHAMPIONS!!! #2022MMM

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6 years

I was looking for something else but instead I FOUND THIS AMAZING GIF!!!! #2018MMM #2019MMM

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This bird is a whole mood.

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Since some folks need a reminder: Financial markets recover, dead people don't.

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I am helping my mom move this weekend from a place she's rented for 15 years. She told me she has been uncluttering and donating since Sept. These are the 7 brooms she deemed essential to keep.

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Me: I am so heartbroken, I think it will be a long time before another dog. ALSO ME: Introducing SAVVY THE ADVENTURE DOG!!!!

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Friday morning I was in Yellowstone National Park and experienced one of the greatest pinnacles of #MammalWatching ... WOLF PACK vs BEAR ENCOUNTER!!!!!

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If anyone is keen to study STIs among post-reproductive white people:

Jimmy Buffett's Opening Margaritaville Retirement Homes

Early retirement's looking better and better.

www.thrillist.com

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I am so incredibly honored to be recognized with the 2022 American Association of Biological Anthropologists @BiologicalAnth and The Leakey Foundation Communication @TheLeakeyFndtn Outreach Award in Honor of Camilla Smith. (1/N)

Julienne Rutherford, professional placentrix

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Congrats 2022 @BiologicalAnth awardees: John Mitani, Charles R. Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award; @LHlusko , Gabriel W. Lasker Service Award; and @Mammals_Suck , AABA and @TheLeakeyFndtn Communication & Outreach Award in Honor of Camilla Smith. Excerpts from nominations follow:🧵

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Like I get that there is zero chance that @ChrisEvans , Captain America would ever email me, but that doesn't stop the brief moment of disappointment when I realize it's Chris Evans, Communications Director for @BetoORourke who is emailing me. Also #VOTE

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Three hours AFTER the battle I finally think up "SHE WAS AN ITSY-BITSY TEENY-WEENIE BLACK & BEIGE-Y SPOT STINKINI" #OfCourse #Gah #2020MMM

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YOU GET A BRACKET! & YOU GET A BRACKET! & YOU GET A BRACKET! EVERYONE GETS A BRACKET! #English #Espa ñol #LatinBinomial (bracket design by @nickleyw , Spanish translation by Profesora Alejandra Nuñez-de la Mora)

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Best. Day. Ever.

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The Official 10th Annual March Mammal Madness Calendar!!! #2022MMM

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@iamcardib Silverback Gorilla charge definitely backs the lion down... IF they are in the forest. Our team of scientists has been breaking down this convo in hundreds of match-ups since 2013. GORILLA was Champion in 2020. And this year is the 10th Tournament!

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In 2013, when I got married, I asked my Uncle John to walk me down the aisle, bc he has my Dad's eyes. Tonight I hope their spirits are somewhere together, smoking cigars, telling hilarious stories, and laughing until they snot themselves. #HugYourPeople

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Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title.

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Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title.

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Interviewer: So do you have any special skills? Me: I get people to hate on pandas & love dandelions. #2019MMM

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And so it begins #2022MMM

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WOLVERINE OUTFLANKS & OUTLASTS OKAPI!!! WOLVERINE IS #2023MMM CHAMPION!!!!! ( @Opellisms with the Wheaties Box Art Threepeat!)

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My mom/my husband: it's impossible to find gifts for you, I have no idea what you'd want. FB advertising algorithm:

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Was this written by a goose? bc NICE TRY, BUT NOT FALLING FOR IT, GOOSE.

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation

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1 year

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

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On this most holy of mammal holy days, the Great Groundhog emerged from her burrow and declared only 5 more weeks until MARCH MAMMAL MADNESS!

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March Mammal Madness is only made possible by the research studies supported by federal funding. #2017MMM

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Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done. Perfect is the enemy of done.

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1 year

Welcome to A DECADE OF MARCH MAMMAL MADNESS!!! #2023MMM

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Exquisite demonstration of the correlation between mansplaining & not knowing way around a woman's body.

Paul Bullen, scientist

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@guardian The correct word is vagina.

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To protect yourself & others: Get vaccinated AND Wear masks AND Keep distant indoors AND Don't be in social settings when symptomatic AND most of all recognize that this pandemic is still raging.

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Getting a lot of feedback- varying among positive, constructively critical, & toxic- so after work I'll post a longer essay. Thanks all!

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Did I just take a bunch of NASA tank tops from the boys section & put them in the girls section? Yes. Yes I did.

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Alright, everyone who ISN'T a trained & empowered wildlife specialist, repeat after me: If I see mammalian carnivore young, ESPECIALLY apex predators, I will stop and calmly back away while scanning for maternal aggression. I also commit to setting my default to Type I errors.

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Folks down the road from me built a zoo lion-style exhibit in the back yard for their dog and this brings me joy every time I walk by.

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"Though air travel accounts for only a paltry 2% of global emissions, whether or not climate scientists should fly consumes far more than 2% of my Twitter timeline."

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#2020MMM

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Alright Alright Alright! We got the final species line-up for #2021MMM and it's looking like THE BEST YEAR EVER!!!!

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