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Tater Magoo

1 month

Official merchandise of The Church of the Benevolent Waffle has dropped. We need to buy a super yacht to spread the delicious word. Impress your friends and family!

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Shop items by BenWaffChurchMerch.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

6 months

Don't try to overthrow the government.

𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍⚔️𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃

@JohnStrandUSA

6 months

The day I hugged my mother and told her I’ll be gone for awhile was one of the saddest in my life. I am John Strand. I am a J6 defendant. But you must know, they lied about us. They threw us in prison. They did everything they could to silence our voice, and our message.

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Tater Magoo

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4 months

Don't try to overthrow the government, bitch.

Rachel Powell 🎗️

@Iamrachelpowell

5 months

I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6 . The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.

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12 days

Progress is the scariest word in the English language to conservatives.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸

@creation247

13 days

What happened?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

1 month

Don't try to overthrow the government, bitch. Cry harder. 😂

Rebecca Lavrenz

@j6prayingrandma

2 months

In tears as I drive by the Capitol for the first time since January 2021. My own country is treating me like a criminal. I’m here because I love my country. America is worth saving and I won’t give up. #j6trial #j6prayingrandma

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6 months

The most successful whore from Slovakia.

Brian Glenn

@brianglenntv

6 months

Here’s to the most beautiful First Lady in American history. Highly educated, extremely classy, a devoted mother and a fashion icon. #Melania

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22 days

Mean to animals.

Science girl

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23 days

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1 month

Religion is the longest running con in human history.

Faith Alone Saves ✟

@faithwillsaveu

1 month

Can I get an "Amen"? 🙏✝️

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6 months

I don't even think your mom's think you're cool.

Nico Delgado 🇺🇸

@NicoDelgadoAZ

6 months

The Democrats are terrified because they know GenZ is waking up!

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5 months

Darwin Award winner

YeOldeHippie 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇩🇪

@MausMasher

5 months

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2 months

It's fiction.

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2 months

I have medium.

Lowrent Bimboebert

@LBimboebert

2 months

Zero lies detected ✔️

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@MagooPotato

3 months

"You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!"

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6 months

Men.... What's stopping you from dressing like this?

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12 days

She looks great.

Driver 47

@Driver475

14 days

Deemed attractive by the Woke Leftists.. Absolutely revolting in my eyes, how about you ?

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@MagooPotato

1 month

We get it. You're so gay for trump. 😂

Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸

@Chicago1Ray

1 month

Fuck you leftists...I'm just one of the 100 Million Americans who are voting for Trump #Trump2024NowMorethanEver 💯% I'm in the #MAGACult 👇 who's with me 🇺🇸

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@MagooPotato

5 months

Or conscious women.

Tate News

@TateNews_

5 months

I dont sleep with vaccinated women.

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@MagooPotato

7 months

I'd rather eat glass.

The Kardashians

@kardashianshulu

8 months

have you watched the season 4 premiere yet? stream it now on @hulu . 🤍 #TheKardashians

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4 months

Kari Lake blocked me because I said she's KOO KOO BANANAS and a crybaby fascist.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

@patriottakes

4 months

Kari Lake warns of “1,000 years of darkness” if Trump isn’t re-elected.

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3 months

I see Pedro Pascal.

Pastor Alex

@PastorAlexLove

3 months

Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this…

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3 months

She's NOT wearing a coat.

@MysterySolvent2.0

@DarkMSolvent

3 months

What is Marjorie Taylor Greene’s coat made out of?

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2 months

Happy Tiddie Tuesday!

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8 months

If you want obedience, get a fucking dog.

AskAubry 🦝

@ask_aubry

8 months

Someone needs to tell these dudes, we don't care.

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@MagooPotato

9 days

Inflamed anus

@MysterySolvent2.0

@DarkMSolvent

10 days

What’s the shade name of Lauren Boebert’s lipstick?

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19 days

Gary

Squirrel Lover World

@squirrellovers_

19 days

My squirrel needs a name 🙃 I am completely stumped as I feel like nothing fits him.

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@MagooPotato

25 days

Men: What's stopping you from dressing like this?

GrΞg Ryan

@reallyGregRyan

25 days

Me and the fellas got on the shorty shorts today. 😤☀️

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@MagooPotato

20 days

Pubic hairs always get caught in her teefs.

@MysterySolvent2.0

@DarkMSolvent

20 days

What is Lauren Boebert doing?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

The Bible

Daniel,Monsieur Lafleur to u Baron of Cadillac

@lafleurmtl

3 months

The Secret

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

I'm going to say trump is one stupid fucking cunt.

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@MagooPotato

23 days

I saw one the other day and couldn't stop laughing. It should be called The Douche Bag Identifier. 😂

Tesla Owners Silicon Valley

@teslaownersSV

23 days

Cybertruck is a beast

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6 months

Sausage party

GOP Josh 🇺🇸

@GOPJosh20

6 months

The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

The BASIC INSTINCT reboot looks horrifying.

JessicaUSAF

@JessicaUSAF

3 months

NOOOOoooo‼️😱🤢

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@MagooPotato

5 months

Madonna

The Irrelevant Fan

@bagsfan75_Tony

5 months

Who is this? Wrong answers only

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@MagooPotato

3 months

My mom said no one will share & follow me because i have no arm. Can I have your prayers here? if you're not ashamed of me.

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@MagooPotato

1 month

Your skin suit in not very convincing.

Richard Strocher 𝕏

@RichardStrocher

1 month

18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?

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16 days

Look at me! I'm at Mar-A-Lago!

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3 months

Best cop character of all time?

ArmenianAbs/Mark/Personal Jesus

@MarkEllison06

3 months

Best cop character of all time? Morgan Freeman in Se7en

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

2 months

Lots of SEX in the bible.

God Hates Woke

@Godhateswoke

2 months

Liberals need to put down their butt plugs and dildos and pick up a Bible #Democrat #liberal #woke #deviant #Bible

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

8 days

I don't know anyone that died from the covid vaccine. Keep on lying, that's the MAGA way.

Liz Churchill

@liz_churchill10

8 days

According to Insurance Actuaries…MORE than 20 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM THE ‘COVID VACCINE’. THIS IS MORE DEATHS THAN BOTH WORLD WARS COMBINED. NO ONE IS SPEAKING UP. INFURIATING.

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@MagooPotato

4 months

My love of the ozone layer.

CWFudge

@cw_fudge

4 months

Ladies, what's stopping you from looking like this?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

14 days

What if that sandwich is woke?

🌟Starann🌟

@StarannThe

15 days

Do u need a rocket launcher to order a sandwich bc I don’t🤷‍♀️

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Tater Magoo

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4 months

The funniest thing I've read this morning. Thanks for the laugh.

Jordan, President Trump Supporter, Vegan Patriot

@JordanBrace8

4 months

To all of you liberal women out there. This is our real First Lady, First Lady Mrs. Trump. Jealousy is a wasted emotion, get over it.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

10 days

Make sure you have your affairs in order.

Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

10 days

If they die, they die.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

17 days

Looks like a toilet to me.

Patriot Mama

@PatriotMama65

17 days

GOOD AMERICAN’S…. ❤️🇺🇸🦅😭💯✌️

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3 months

1 800 Kars4kids

Dudja

@TheRealDudja

3 months

First song you play on this?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

Name a badass female character using a gif.

Juror Number 12 -- He's G U I L T Y! 🔱 🏴‍☠️

@ResistAmerica

3 months

Name a badass female character using a gif.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

7 days

I just hope the worms didn't get ill eating him.

🔥Desiree🔥

@DesireeAmerica4

7 days

Who misses Rush Limbaugh?🙋🏼‍♀️

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Tater Magoo

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28 days

You misspelled laugh. 😂

Tim Pool

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29 days

CRY HARDER LIBS

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Tater Magoo

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10 days

Clothes provided by Used Car Salemen 3000.

Ron Filipkowski

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10 days

Rudy says SNL hasn’t been funny in 20 years and the show would be better if they started using more racial jokes.

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3 months

I almost wore that today.

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@MagooPotato

7 days

Don't try to overthrow the government.

Kat™ The Hammer ⚒️

@KatTheHammer1

7 days

Daily Reminder It's been 1214 days since the murder of Ashli Babbitt and Michael Byrd is still walking around free. #JusticeForAshliBabbit

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22 days

The streets will run red with the blood of the innocent!

GeorgieGirl

@GuessWhoTexas

23 days

Let’s hear it…

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

2 months

Are you sure about that, Sporky?😂

Marjorie Taylor Greene Press Release (Parody)

@MTGrepp

2 months

MAGA women are hotter than Liberal women

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8 months

I'm wearing this to the next church potluck.

Pastor Alex

@PastorAlexLove

8 months

Women, what is stopping you from dressing like this?

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4 months

Gawd damn it! I'm now experiencing vaginal dryness.

•spooky•girl•cassiopeia•™

@sadgirlcassi

4 months

🤣

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Tater Magoo

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5 months

How many STDs did you catch?

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

5 months

I loved being in The Villages, Florida! Amazing crowd for my book tour! Sold out!

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

5 months

My pick for a possible James Bond. Who is your pick?

October Ferguson

@OctoberFerguson

5 months

My pick for a possible James Bond. Who is your pick?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

4 months

The human skin is coming unglued again.

Jo

@JoJoFromJerz

4 months

What the fuck is he doing? 🤢

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

Most republican women are 95% silicone and fillers.

Sassafrass84

@Sassafrass_84

3 months

There is no comparison. Lefist women can't even tell you what a woman is. Conservative women for the win!

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

6 months

Hell, yeah!

cutigers 🧡💜🐅✝️🦃🏈🎄

@cutigs1

6 months

This is the most frightening place on Earth 😖👩‍🦰👩‍🦰👩‍🦰🦃🍻🎄

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

1 month

@PastorAlexLove Jesus looks like a delicious whipped cream topping on my Benevolent Waffle.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

4 months

Don't try to overthrow the government.

Siaka Massaquoi

@_SiakaMassaquoi

4 months

I’m fighting for my rights after being charged by Joe Biden’s DOJ for the “crime” of standing inside a Capitol doorway for 71 seconds on January 6, 2021. I’m fighting not just for myself and my wife, Charlotte, and our unborn child — but for any J6 defendants who are being…

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

He's pooping.

@MysterySolvent2.0

@DarkMSolvent

3 months

What does it mean when Trump makes this face?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

4 months

Such a diverse selection of whites.

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

4 months

The cult in Iowa last night.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

25 days

Happy Tiddie Tuesday!

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

7 months

This message is for all the males: I'm not your fucking mother or your fucking maid.

AskAubry 🦝

@ask_aubry

7 months

Right, because a woman's whole existence is about being attractive to men. 🙄

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@MagooPotato

1 month

Godzilla

Gavin Thomas

@gavinthomas2015

1 month

Apparently, if you can see a nun praying, you're left-brained, and if you can see a kitten frolicking, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

4 months

I always wear this to the church potluck.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

7 months

Using only a gif describe yourself at a party.

Caro 🇺🇲🇨🇷

@carogonza2

7 months

Using only a gif describe yourself at a party.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

20 days

This women enjoys it.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

6 months

By women, you mean socks?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

2 months

What is it?

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@MagooPotato

5 months

Laura Branigan

I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'

@il0venostalgia

5 months

Who is this? Wrong answers only...

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

If you could choose a fictional movie character to be your Valentine, who would it be?

ArmenianAbs/Mark/Personal Jesus

@MarkEllison06

3 months

If you could choose a fictional movie character to be your Valentine, who would it be?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

4 months

An incel called me a dinosaur. He was correct. I'm a T Rex wearing a human skin suit.

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@MagooPotato

5 months

Silicone

@MysterySolvent2.0

@DarkMSolvent

5 months

What is the name of this new fragrance?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

1 year

@ask_aubry When I was looking for a place to live, a guy (grandpa age) offered me "free" room and board if I'd have sex with him. I told him I'd rather live in my car. He genuinely was surprised by my answer.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

What's your favourite black and white movie?

I'm your French Secret Agent 069 CLASSIFIED 

@Buthead_Lago

3 months

What's your favourite black and white movie?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

4 months

Using only a gif, what's it like inside your head?

October Ferguson

@OctoberFerguson

4 months

Using only a gif, what's it like inside your head?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

6 months

Liquid

Ron wright

@ronsterd89

6 months

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@MagooPotato

5 months

Janet Reno

The Irrelevant Fan

@bagsfan75_Tony

5 months

Who is this? Wrong answers only

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

4 months

It's 34 degrees. Bikini weather!

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@MagooPotato

1 year

@DannyDeraney If LSD was a person.

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@MagooPotato

24 days

Please come and worship with us at The Church of the Benevolent Waffle. It's Bikini Wednesday!

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

2 months

What about the ones from coming out of her vagina?

Roshan Rinaldi

@Roshan_Rinaldi

2 months

Lauren Boebert warns about,... criminals coming from Venezuela. Let me guess- they're breaking into cars and stealing credit cards? 😛

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

5 months

She's pooping.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

1 month

I took off all my clothes in anticipation of the rapture.

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@MagooPotato

19 days

I'm one them rebellious women. 😂

Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken

@woofknight

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

18 days

Happy Tiddie Tuesday!

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

1 month

Name an actor or actress whose movies you'll watch because they are in them?

michael donohue

@redwilld3

1 month

Name an actor or actress whose movies you'll watch because they are in them?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

7 days

Built atomic bombs.

cutigers 🧡💜🐅✝️🦃🏈🎄

@cutigs1

8 days

Went outside

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

1 month

Spontaneous combustion about to commence.

Middle Age Riot

@middleageriot

1 month

Has anything ever looked less holy than Donald and Melania Trump standing in a church?

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@MagooPotato

1 month

Classy? More like KKKlassy.

Trump Lover❤🇮🇳🇺🇸

@SUBRATA30016572

1 month

First Lady Melania Trump and Donald Trump out class Michelle Obama & Barack Obama any day. Do you agree? Yes or No

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

14 days

Why do you support a treasonous piece of shit?

MAGAMARINE

@John01693381459

15 days

🇺🇸Staying true to the oath.🇺🇸

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

15 days

I'm hawt as fuck.

Trash Can

@TrashCan277794

15 days

@MagooPotato 🤷 well glad you agree the woman in the photos a bit funny looking 😁

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@MagooPotato

1 month

Pepto Bismol

The Irrelevant Fan

@bagsfan75_Tony

1 month

What's your first thought when you see this kitchen?

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

5 months

Deliverance 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big Fish

@BigFish3000

5 months

What a picture.

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

3 months

Happy Valentine's Day, mother fuckers!

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Tater Magoo

@MagooPotato

11 days

You misspelled MAGA.

🗽✨𝕃𝕚𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪✨🗽

@LL4DJT_

12 days

Repost if you agree 👇

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