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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

3 years

I don't know who needs to be reminded who was involved in the insurrection.

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3 years

If I see one more person texting and driving, I'm rolling my window down and throwing my fucking beer at them.

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2 years

Anyone else remember these babies?

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3 months

We are allowed to argue with you, numb nuts.

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4 months

Ted Cruz, securing his border photo op, responds to reporter asking what he has done in 11 years as a Texas senator to secure the border: “You don’t get to argue with me.”

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4 months

Don't tell me about your childhood problems. I was forced to watch Lawrence Welk as a child.

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2 years

I'm going to work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to other people)

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

2 years

I read the average person has sex with eight people in their lifetime. I also learned I'm a slut.

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2 years

Field sobriety tests are getting crazy. Last night I had to fold a fucking fitted sheet.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

15 days

If they die, they die.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

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1 year

I lost my best friend today. Found him, still, on my pillow. I hate cancer and I hate that fur children are fucked on the length of life. I am venting and won't be able to respond. Heartbroken beyond ...

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

2 years

Just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a margarita.

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2 months

Uh hum...

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2 years

After surviving a puppymill and putting up a hellova fight with heart failure, it breaks my heart to tell you my 19 yo sweetie Tony lost his battle today.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

3 years

If I follow you, it's because I like you/your profile. There's no obligation to follow me back but know if you don't I'll pick your ass last in dodge ball.

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2 years

Fellas, it's time to call cargo shorts what they really are: purse pants.

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4 months

I think curvy girls look good both ways!

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2 years

Have you ever listened to someone and found yourself thinking "who ties your shoelaces for you"?

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@CCVagina

2 years

I stopped to get wine and the clerk asked for my ID. My blockbuster card fell out and he just laughed and told me never mind and rang me up.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

2 years

I've found that if you tuck part of your pant leg into your sock people expect less of you.

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2 years

Everything is big in Texas, like our hummingbirds.

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2 years

I haven't had sex in so long, I have forgotten how to moan. What if I fuck up and bark?

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1 month

Who else watched this as a child?

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7 months

Satitday!

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2 years

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2 years

Did we skip the murder hornets? I feel like we skipped the murder hornets.

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2 years

I won't be on Twitter for a few days. My heart is broken, my world shattered. I know you'll understand and thank you for you thoughts.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

2 years

He's home!!! The little fucker was in the house - somewhere - and I about to fall apart when I heard him in the house. Yes, he's safe but he's in big fucking trouble.

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2 years

It's here!!!

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2 years

OMG, I found Eddy Vetter dog dead in my bedroom. I came home from watching football, he was normal and when I came in for bed he was dead on the floor. I can't fucking believe this. He finally found a home that loved him as much as he loved us. My heart is so broken.

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4 months

If you used one of these, you're my tribe.

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3 years

Whoever told my mom WTF means "wow, that's fantastic" - thank you. Her texts are an absolute riot now. 😆

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2 years

In the event of a pending tornado or other disaster, put hot dogs in your pockets so the search and rescue dogs will find you first.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

2 years

I love that so many of you rescue animals! Second chances are the best. I'd love to smile today - please show me pictures of your beautiful rescued fur babies.

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@CCVagina

2 years

Is been so long since I had sex I'm afraid when I do. I'll do something stupid like bark.

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1 year

Tonight, there's a giant empty dog bed in my room and a giant lump in my throat. I miss him so much.

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1 month

IYKYK

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@CCVagina

2 years

Would you rather have more sex, money or fame?

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2 years

A baby hummingbird!!!

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@CCVagina

2 years

Need good vibes urgently. Accidently left garage door open, appears Oscar escaped. No idea for sure how long he's been gone. Freaking the fuck out. OMG. OMG!

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

3 years

No matter how cold it is, someone is sleeping with a fan on.

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@CCVagina

2 years

Holy shit, Ted Cruz has the IQ of a crayon.

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@CCVagina

7 months

I'm meeting these girls this week for potential adoption. Two ginger sisters!

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2 years

I'm covid negative!!!!

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@CCVagina

1 year

The people choosing the books in our libraries.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

3 years

I don't even know what to do with a boyfriend. Like, what do you feed it? Do you have to walk it?

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@CCVagina

2 years

If I see one more person texting and driving, I'm going to roll my window down and throw my fucking beer at them.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

3 years

I start my day with Captain Crunch and end my day with Captain Morgan, so yeah I'm a pirate.

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@CCVagina

4 months

I got laid! Buy your lotto tix, folks. Miracles are real.

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@CCVagina

2 years

New do. Love the color!!!

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@CCVagina

1 month

How other states see Texas.

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@CCVagina

2 years

I'd honestly rather be pregnant - and I'm childless by choice - but I got a positive covid test this morning.

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@CCVagina

3 years

Who wants a cup of coffee? I'm making a fresh pot.

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2 years

Let's see how the USA does without women. Please join us.

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@CCVagina

2 months

After being sued by AG Ken Paxton, Pornhub is no longer available in Texas. The incels are gonna go through some shit down here.

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4 months

Ted Nugent.

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2 years

I see older people out running, biking and I think I'm doing good getting my foot through my underwear without losing my balance.

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2 years

Hell yes I will!

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2 months

Caption this photo

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@CCVagina

5 months

Just saying

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2 years

I haven't been laid in almost a year. Think I'll set up a GoFuckMe page.

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3 years

What's your favorite way to eat anchovies?

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2 years

Eddy Vetter, passed away this evening. He was 9 years old and had only joined my family in November. He touched everyone he met and losing him is horribly sad. I will try to find peace knowing he'd finally found a home that loved him as much as he loved us.

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

2 years

The jelly in a donut counts as a serving of fruit, right?

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3 months

😆 🤣 😂

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@CCVagina

10 months

Truth!

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2 years

I don't understand people who don't drink coffee in the morning. What do they do? Get an appropriate amount of sleep or something?

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@CCVagina

19 days

Rocket off to her new home :( Can't ride anymore with neuro issue. Riding since 1983. This is like losing a kidney.

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@CCVagina

2 years

OMG, OMG. OMG! Just last night I posted my moral dilemma about buying a mastiff since I've been in rescue so long, but couldn't find one in rescue. Just found a 6 mo old mastiff mix in rescue here in Texas!!!! Holy shit birds, I couldn't be more excited!!!!

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Conceal Carry Vagina

@CCVagina

2 years

Tip of the day: Make sure you've actually ended the call before saying he's a fucking asshole.

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@CCVagina

2 years

Lots of people flipping shit cause I spent $66K on a car. Doubt anyone would bat an eye if it had been a truck.

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@CCVagina

2 years

I'd rather dig my eye out with a fucking spoon than shop at Walmart.

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@CCVagina

2 years

Stepped in the scale this morning and it said "Please respect social distancing. Only one person at a time".

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@CCVagina

2 years

Amiright?

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@CCVagina

2 years

I haven't had sex in six months and I could hump a fucking tree. Just saying, in case you hear about it on the news or something.

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@CCVagina

2 years

Guilty...

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2 years

All but 5.

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@CCVagina

6 months

New Years outfit arrived!

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@CCVagina

4 months

OMG, laughing my fucking ass off!!!

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@CCVagina

2 years

I don't normally cook but need comfort food today. Does anyone know how much vodka you put in mashed potatoes?

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@CCVagina

2 years

Interviewing for a VP role today. Wish me luck!

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@CCVagina

1 year

I have two hands.

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@CCVagina

2 years

My coffee maker quit today and I'm gonna need bail money

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@CCVagina

6 days

I GOT LAID! Buy a lotto ticket - miracles are happening, peeps!

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@CCVagina

2 years

Being accused of buying lingerie that makes me look like a cheap whore giving back alley blowjobs is a first. Took the post down. Wouldn't want everyone to know I'm a cheap whore giving back alley blowjobs.

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@CCVagina

2 years

Racist shit left in many neighborhoods in San Antonio last night. Fucking pathetic.