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I’m sorry. @Acyn
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So Herschel Walker really vanished without a trace, didn’t he?
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Call me crazy, but stealing both a woman’s right to choose AND Americans’ social security doesn’t seem like a winning midterms strategy. But that’s just me.
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Turns out: no lymphoma! 🙏
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The mayor of Colorado City, Texas. Good God. @PaulBegala
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Trump to Kaepernick: “Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.” Trump to Insurrectionists: “We love you. You’re very special.”
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Remember when they call for unity; this man was outraged because Colin Kaepernick ‘disrespected’ The American Flag.
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My favorite part of this interview is how Nikki Haley will never be president.
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Nikki Haley: I don’t even think there’s a basis for impeachment... Now they’re going to turn around and bring about impeachment yet they say they’re for unity... I mean at some point I mean give the man a break. I mean move on...
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Throw Bannon From The Train. @Acyn
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How are these diehard Trump supporters going to react when DOJ reveals that the documents missing from those classified folders were sold?
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He’s right about one thing, though: God did give us a lot of tools to support ourselves, among them a voice to speak out against the injustice of a public official who’s more than happy to collect a salary of taxpayer money, but skip out on when they need leadership most.
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@goldengateblond @GeraldoRivera @LizCheney I wish Republicans like Geraldo were as outraged about Trump’s flippant attitude towards a global pandemic and literal sedition as they were when Obama gave everybody healthcare.
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@Politidope My wife has worked in memory care for dementia patients for 20 years. I showed her this clip. She chuckled and said, “this EXACT test is what I’d give to Alzheimer’s patients to determine the progression of their disease. There’s no extra points and no one gives you accolades.”
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IF ANYONE ASKS, I PAID YOU $747,622 FOR LAWN CONSULTING. @Acyn
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Everyone: Joe Biden has won the 2020 presidential election. Ivanka: gUyS, wE wOn aLaSkA @Acyn
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Update: he’s resigned. And doubled down before he did.
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Imma tell my kids this was Barron Trump.
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@mmpadellan @Jim_Jordan @RepMTG Jim Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Greene have successfully passed ZERO pieces of legislation. They’ve been abject failures for their constituents for years. They are paid taxpayer dollars to disrupt and corrupt our Congress. History will remember them both as performance artists.
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@MollyJongFast @mfow020 @BernieSanders Be careful, Molly. He’s a “thought leader.”
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@Acyn Watch that anger at the lectern again and tell me he didn’t fight for that limousine wheel.
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BREAKING: Trump to propose paying female White House reporters $130,000 to stop asking questions. @Acyn
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@RonFilipkowski “Really important jobs with no experience”, you say?
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“Ok, hold it, hold it, beautiful. Fabulous. Let’s roll down a new backdrop, and you know what? Let’s lose the jacket. Let’s get crazy with it.” —JC Penney Portrait Studio Clerk @Acyn
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@RonFilipkowski I think she means if a Dem is elected speaker, we’ll have a functioning, compassionate, people-first government.
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@JoJoFromJerz In case after case after case, the only election tampering and interference has come from Republicans. It’s not a coincidence: it’s a plot.
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@Out5p0ken @Liz_Cheney There’s something wrong with a party who cares more about what Trump thinks than their own constituents.
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@Acyn Tim Scott remains tonight in a party that tells its followers to be afraid of black history, black protestors, and black judges. And he’d still vote for Donald Trump.
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@realJojoJerz @NoLieWithBTC This is abhorrent. My wife works for a food bank here in central Pennsylvania, and fresh food is at the core of their entire program. We shouldn’t be feeding folks in need what we wouldn’t feed our own families.
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@4everNeverTrump @seanspicer Not only that, but he did it in such a condescending and adversarial tone.
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@Acyn Something tells me she’s been fooled into asking for blinker fluid at the mechanic.
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@Acyn Imagine being this bigoted that you breakdown on the floor of the US House over protecting the rights of people who love each other to get married. And they wonder why they keep losing elections.
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@Acyn My wife has worked in memory care for dementia patients for 20 years. I showed her this clip. She chuckled and said, “this EXACT test is what I’d give to Alzheimer’s patients to determine the progression of their disease. There’s no extra points and no one gives you accolades.”
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@TheRealHoarse @DarrenMHaynes @wusa9 The same people telling Matthew McConaughey to “shut up and act” will inevitably book Jack Del Rio for their A Block tonight.
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@RonFilipkowski “And then I begged for a pardon!”
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Oh, to be a fly on Mike Pence’s head in the White House tonight. @Acyn
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@LOLGOP As a Pennsylvanian and registered Republican, I remember getting a *ton* of @GOP and @realDonaldTrump campaign mail encouraging me to vote by mail. “Your vote matters”, it all said. Kind of weird that he doesn’t want my vote counted now.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr You would know, considering you abandoned your wife and kids for whatever Kimberly is. Birds of a feather and all that.
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@DrEricDing @SpeakerPelosi If you’re black, selling cigarette singles or passing a bogus buck is a death sentence. But being a white traitor allows you to go home with mommy. Two entirely different systems of justice.
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@Acyn They went from “Trump did nothing wrong” to “everyone else is doing it!” real quick.
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117 children lost their lives in school shootings during Trump’s four years.
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Trump: During my four years, I did nothing on guns
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@RonFilipkowski I didn’t kill two people, so I’m pretty confident I’m good to go.
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@AdamParkhomenko @patriottakes I’m frankly surprised he didn’t send her to the glue factory after that leg injury.
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@RonFilipkowski I’ve helped pay for bridges I’ve never crossed & roads I’ve never travelled. I’ve helped pay for food I’ll never eat & energy I’ll never use. I’ve helped pay for ships I’ll never sail on & stadiums I’ll never sit in. I’m OK helping with my fellow American’s student debt.
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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski The future ex-Mrs. Donald Trump.
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@JoJoFromJerz MAGA: I love that Trump says what he thinks and hits back harder! Biden: Hey, some of you MAGA guys are real jerks. MAGA:
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What’s next, inviting the Taliban to Camp David? @Acyn
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@davidmweissman @mschlapp AND was vaccinated in secret. Like a dog.
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“He’s bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible. You know, beautiful marble floor, didn’t look like it. It changed color. Became very red. He was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him." —Donald Trump on Stern, 2008 @Acyn
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@KeneAkers I grew up Mormon. My parents still are. Where I went to church, there was a member who sexually abused his children. He did his time, was released, and came right back into the open arms of the church — helping to teach boy scouts.
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I live in mid-state Pennsylvania, aka Amish country. I can confirm she’s definitely Amish. Sunglasses, phone, participating in democracy — all the telltale signs.
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@Acyn As a mortgage industry expert, the amount of fraud rampant in the PPP program was indescribable. Ms. Greene had her entire loan forgiven, just as FYI.
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@7Veritas4 This is my county in Pennsylvania. Ruby-red for decades. Haley got *a fifth* of the vote. Trump has a Pennsylvania problem. And I love it.
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Jim Bridenstine: • No NASA experience • Ran an Air & Space museum in Tulsa into a financial loss • Doesn’t agree humans are primary factor in climate change • Outspoken against LGBTQ rights and marriage equality Wrong for NASA and America. @ProudResister
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Today, the U.S. Senate voted to confirm Jim Bridenstine as our 13th administrator. Once sworn in, he will oversee our ongoing mission of exploration and discovery. Welcome to the NASA family!
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@Acyn Guys, she’s in committees. Like actual committees. In congress.
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@UROCKlive1 @JennaEllisEsq She is working pro bono for a man with likely the most famous case of what she’s alleging.
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@RonFilipkowski Hop, Hop, Hop goes the little cocaine bunny.
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@Acyn He’s wearing an undershirt in a national news interview.
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@joncoopertweets To be clear, the group’s head says that the information they possess is not as salacious, but instead involves financial information. Which, of course, could be less embarrassing, but more prosecutable. 😉
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@POTUS @VoteDarkBrandon Dark Brandon for the win.
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@Acyn I HAVE A MAN CRUSH ON DAN GOLDMAN. I said it. And I don’t care.
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Fauci is throwing the first pitch at Nationals Stadium, so naturally Trump has to counter with playing catch with Mariano Rivera. @Acyn
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St. Abrams of Atlanta. @Acyn
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Donald Trump and his father Fred were sued by the federal government for discrimination in 1973. Their policy was to refuse African American renters.
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Trump at the Black Conservative Federation Gala: I got indicted and lot of people said that’s why the black people like me…
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@Acyn To be fair, she has no idea what’s going on.
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@PaulBegala @JohnFetterman Weird that he joined their military to maintain his dual citizenship. How can you be fully devoted to the people of Pennsylvania if you can’t even commit to our nation?
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Half-masked. @Acyn
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@Acyn Unmmmm. They need to stop talking. Every word is a crime.
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“I didn’t see Bruce Castor’s opening, but Champ and Major tell me it was ruff.” @Acyn
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@VoxPrudentia Hold up. You realize that Harry and Meghan’s unborn baby will be eligible to be president, right? Seems to me that King George is playing the long game here.
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@existentialfish I can never remember if this was when Jesus helped Trump write the hush-money check to Stormy Daniels or the fine for defrauding his charity.
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@JoJoFromJerz Fun fact: HE WAS A POLICE OFFICER.
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My 13-year-old son just asked me why Melania Trump always looks like she knows you, but can’t remember your name. I’m. Deceased. @Acyn
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“Federal officials presiding over democracy’s funeral.” @Acyn
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Caption this:
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His shorts cover more than Delta Dental does. Just sayin’.
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This dentist from Michigan has a message
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@LincolnWatchman The difference between Aaron Rodgers and COVID is that COVID will be at the Super Bowl this year.
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@atrupar ‘Alludes’ doing some epic heavy-lifting here.
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Dean Cain joins Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio in the hyper exclusive “washed up actors who endorsed Trump” group.
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Dean Cain announces he will be endorsing Donald Trump
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@MollyJongFast @TiffanyATrump Speaking of God, was this the time he helped Trump write the check to pay off Stormy Daniels or write the check to pay the fine for defrauding his own charity?
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@Amy_Siskind Imagine that this all started as a marketing stunt to push his brands, and it’s ending with an epic collapse of everything he has. Delicious.
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@RonFilipkowski He literally signed off on the fraud. With a black sharpie.
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@JoJoFromJerz @DanRather Cape Brenton, Nova Scotia.
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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Say what you want about Chris Christie, but he’s not going to jail for espionage.
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@Acyn MEGAMind. MAGAMind.
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Dark Brandon warns Trump: this is on you.
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Biden: But if the bill fails, I want to be absolutely clear about something. The American people are going to know why it fails. I'll be taking this issue to the country… the American people are going to know the reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump
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@AdamParkhomenko @SenMikeShirkey “Stand back. Stand by.”
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Trump is running around the White House spreading COVID and cancelling stimulus for Americans that could really use it. Biden is in Gettysburg lamenting the division in our country and how he’s going to work to repair it. Vote accordingly. @Acyn
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Even *George Bush* fought the secret service to get back to the White House on 9/11 to show strength and leadership. Trump jumps in a bunker when a few black people knock on the door. @Acyn
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@Acyn Hi! I work for one of the biggest banks in North America. We don’t care about your politics. We want your money.
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@Acyn I hope @BlinnCollege is ready for the media circus Kyle Rittenhouse is going to bring to campus this fall. It’d be a real shame if you decided it wasn’t worth it.
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@EWErickson He brought it to a debate and held it up like it was show and tell. Sit down Erick. Seriously. Your guy in Georgia isn’t qualified and you’re only pushing him to ‘own the Libs.’ He will be controlled DIRECTLY by McConnell and has no intention of helping constituents.
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@ProjectLincoln His son-in-law.
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@RonFilipkowski To the MAGA voters struggling against the high costs of food and energy, this is what you’re getting the next two years. Not solutions. Not relief. Not a hand up. Endless dead-end investigations that do nothing for you.
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@JoJoFromJerz @RobAnderson2018 The Mueller Report ended up being like that Storage Wars show. We were all allowed to look, but the good stuff was only uncovered once we bought the locker.
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@RepMTG MTG can’t recall if she sent specific texts or posted specific videos, but we’re expected to believe she knows *anything * about what’s happening in Brazil? You’re a reality show representative. Get off the island already.
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@Acyn This couldn’t be more disingenuous, and shame on uneducated reporters who don’t hold them accountable.
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@RonFilipkowski DeSantis disqualifies himself from EVER complaining about threats made to him or his family. Period.
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@CheriJacobus He ripped a disabled reporter. He ripped a POW and American hero. He ripped children away from their parents. She ripped his speech.
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