Mike P @MVPizzle Twitter profile

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@GeekCliche @rafaelshimunov Lockheed Martini is actually pretty clever

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@danwardle77 @In_A_YamChele Facts that dude talking about crying in the soup gotta be LYING I swear

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@MeidasTouch @Jomboy_ yo can we borrow you for a sec? We’ll give you right back.

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@zackfox He got a half ounce of loud hanging out of his pocket too

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@RealNBAExpert @BleacherReport @NASCAR_Xfinity Nah you gotta take like 8 points off lol if you don’t drop your helmet and start throwing punches that’s some elden ring BS

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@Jay_daProfessor @NFL_DovKleiman @RapSheet Defending the shitty vulture tactics of billionaires at 7am >>>

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@OfficiialP @ComplexSports He shoulda been like “I was in school til you started sneezing on your teammates and licking chairs”

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@stoolpresidente You gotta be a certain type of miserable to hate on Pujols getting 700 bro lmao

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@treyth0mas_ @BleacherReport @NBC4Sports They could not be any less interested like that’s actually ridiculous

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@MeidasTouch Took some time out of finance to care for my dad with cancer, then covid came and suddenly nobody’s hiring anymore. Unemployment has run out and my only options are starting my own business or starving. Welcome to the thunderdome, my fellow Americans #TrumpDepression

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@LosFarmosCTL @MKBHD Bc it’s gonna drink his battery like a milkshake

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@Rickyfontaine45 @BleacherReport @TheTraeYoung Damn so you really just woke up and said “time to be miserable” this morning?

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@Noah_Sayed529 @BleacherReport No we don’t lol we just judge him off his current profession, and he’s very very clearly holding something against lebron, and as a retired grown ass man that’s weird behavior which is legacy tarnishing

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@NFL Chargers ownership when they hear that it will cost more than 4 dollars

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@nooneatnowhere @SquawkCNBC @andrewrsorkin @JoeSquawk Us ‘young newbie investors’ bought cars, mortgages and vacations on Palantir and GameStop alone. Have fun with youre 3% YoY IRA, boomer.

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@NotPrezoh @ampol_moment I was 6 on 9/11. I work in finance now and the weirdest thing is seeing my current office in all the shots of 9/11

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@JoeBiden I missed this corny shit from good presidents 🤞🏽

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@Complex Complex has really gone down the shitter

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@sammieieio @AndrewYang MJ didn’t die at his physical peak trying to laterally swing into politics. If MJ died in 1999 you damn best believe the logo would be the Jumpman

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@RBookblog @MAL___ Mal don’t like to think that much lmao

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@KESB_supaXXVI @__Neesh @tajmustdie @desmond_sunj @MoeAlayan @JahlilBeats face reading this

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@RicoSuaveJD @benshapiro I can pull more girls in a denim skirt than Ben can if he had a fleet of Bugattis

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@nisasidi @nytimes The one guy on the town council who voted no to the statue:

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@DTrumpExposed @HillaryClinton Alright lets not get too crazy now

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@AdamSchefter How the fuck did we go from Snoop, 50, Dre, Kendrick and Eminem to USHER AND KIM KARDASHIAN

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@Kaepernick7 @ItsJadenMichael @netflix @ava So this whole thing is turning into a cash grab huh

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@espn They lowkey did way better than I expected lmao

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@WhatSeperatesU @SixersDee @RapSheet You said some dumb shit fam

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@KingDongMan69 @maggieNYT @woodruffbets Leave it to conservatives to figure a way to negatively spin Obama outlining the need for our justice department to act ethically no matter how much you disagree with someone

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@KevinSu81951949 @Pb2paid @tompearlfan @NFLSTROUD I mean he got Tampa a ring. Id sell my soul for the chargers to of gotten “screwed” like that.

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@AlternatedSam @WhatThatJessDo @Canyonaro @GMPaiella @BerniesHomie That the cost benefit of attacking the lawyerless 99% of the bottom of society is higher than they ever anticipated so now they’re slaves to the excel spreadsheet while the 1% ironclads themselves with regulations to protect their money, while the rest of us starve

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@Xertzy_ @ModernWarzone You’re so bad at warzone that you need a major mechanical change just to stay competitive. If anyone’s a loser, it’s you.

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@ComplexPop @Complex pacific rim!!!

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@NBCNews

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@GoalsOfCrypto @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Who cares lol if they take dudes off Tik tok that can 360 windmill I’d be down for that too

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@reyes_juan712 @XXL nobody in NY rocking him. nobody in LA rocking him. take a lap

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@StephenMcVey7 @QuickTake his tax bill and reluctance to acknowledge global warming should singlehandedly turn the entire world off to him. 'owning the libs' and hating black people, is too important for some.

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@NJHistoryTeach1 @jaketapper Good. No complacency. Let Biden blow him out in the election because we panicked and waited in a tornado to cast our vote.

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@AdamOnBirdApp @BleacherReport Nah Melo actually did but good job trying to be relevant

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@OTWTBD @WORLDSTAR Imagine saying you have a sense of humor then picking FAMILY GUY over the Simpsons 🤣🤞🏽

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I’ll fight anyone that thinks the autobiography by @VicMensa isn’t a classic piece of music

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@An_Aria_Blooms @AndrewYang Yea let’s have drivers licenses and social security numbers but not know who can potentially carry a lung melting virus. Got it.

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@CharisCat1 @rdmorriss @ComentarioDicho @RacismDog For reference

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@CauseWereGuys you'd be Tyga

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@realDonaldTrump I’ll pay 50$ a week more for a functioning society thx

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@SquawkCNBC @TheStalwart @andrewrsorkin YOU CANT FOOL US MELVIN IM BUYING IN AT 340 AT 9:30

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@BryanHoch so this is a message to literally never believe these attendance numbers ever again?

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@BarstoolBigCat The Netanyahu Can’t Miss Play of the Holy Week

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@SA_Sonata @lifelugo We have OVER 159 *million* acres of federal land and not one can be donated to these people?

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@PFCCaldwell @SportsCenter

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@HoldenMy____ @barstoolsports Chargers fan here, this happens 2X a year and nobody believes me.

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@lLOVEDAME @BleacherReport @brgridiron @marlon_humphrey He’s gonna come out yelling “chief keef ain’t this, chief keef ain’t that” next win and I’m going to have to buy a jersey

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@MixK89546179 @espn

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@AlwayzHoodie @LegionHoops @uninterrupted How many championships did Jordan win without Pippen?

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@LArams4L @BleacherReport @brgridiron @Forbes Chargers are worth a cheesesteak and a cup of warm water

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@NotPeterGriffi3 @ConfusedRealm @ModernWarzone I see middle school is out for summer vacation

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@ymthegoat @SportsCenter @nyknicks .

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@RTNBA @ballrsnation AI and Embiid would be insane

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@bay_tompa @AdamSchefter Mason Rudolph assembling his friends:

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@8forMVP @PFF Who’s number 6, Helen Keller?

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@TroIledByAkumpo @LegionHoops @sam_amick Not being a hateful piece of dog shit is being on a leash?

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@nerm801 @Jared48301357 @RealNBAExpert @BleacherReport @NASCAR_Xfinity These tik tok kids raised different nowadays

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@JStein_WaPo Excuse me sir I’m an unemployed formerly in investment banking and literally 0 venture capital companies are taking risks. What the Sam hell fuck is he talking about?

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@Heavenlybuckets @BleacherReport Facts this is nasty as hell

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@Arningbo @DylanTBurson @WorldWideWob I’d take 30k from the NBA for Jared Dudley to pick me out of a crowd and drop 11 windmill dunks on me

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@Antmic15 @AdamSchefter Like Schefter would have any clue how to decipher ABs texts lol, like reading a cam newton Instagram caption

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9 years

@BernieSanders booo hooo rich people die and dont give all the money THEY MADE to the GOVERNMENT. Give me a fuckin break homie

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@nwagoner

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@WorldStarFunny love the old white lady vibin

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@reyes_juan712 @XXL 2 major media markets. all that matters when youre speaking relevance which = talent, get out my mentions goodnight.

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@BryanHoch So we’re weak at pitcher and lost a pitcher for a one legged defender????

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@getnickwright This is oddly believable bc my grandpa def introduces himself to me every time he texts me on my birthday lol

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@hunterw @Matty_Moooo @atrupar What do people gain by defending this guy lmfao

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@irshadkhaaan @bpolitics @Quicktake Trump literally droned an Iranian general lmao

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@espn

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@JPO___2 @DustinRedd_wv @TomSmit46918848 @NaGOAToroszn2 @barstoolsports He’s not defending the dude. Hes explaining the law to someone who doesn’t know the law. What don’t you get about that?

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@DwightPoweII @allstarRandle @ShamsCharania One team has 2 premium all stars and one team had the handicapped section of Walmart in a pandemic. Thibs deserved it

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@CasuaINBAFan @SportsCenter @nyknicks You mean that crackhead ex NJ team that’s owned by Russian oligarch money?

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@amari_marsman @AdamSchefter We aren’t, they’re chiefs and raiders accounts memeing. Nobody is questioning Herbert on our end.

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@elonmusk Can you buy the Yankees instead pls

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@ColinCowherd He was literally at the top of every mock draft for months leading up to it lmao

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@ModernWarzone Basically trying to remake rose? Lol

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@CauseWereGuys isnt that a good thing that we are the complete opposite of NK and Afghanistan? lmao

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@EamonJavers “When you’re a star, they let you do it... you can do anything”

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@TrentBlasingame @MLB And they’re all super likable. Cope

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@PatWillBurner @ShamsCharania Your pizza is a casserole fam

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@snowjob310 @DCCYTFootball @crawdad64 @Trevorlawrencee MAGAts mad at people having fun: more at 11

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@BeeBoisseau @thisisrory @JoeBuddenPod I think they’re funny. Stop being sensitive. Nobody’s making you listen

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@Mathieu_Era Nah but for real come to the chargers

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@XXL It’s borderline insanity that Jay Z hasn’t been mentioned

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@bryandixon2 @QuickTake 'im black and voting against the party that has given my people rights, healthcare, and social welfare because ....... clicks?'

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@Think1_61 @JaylenandJayson @CincyRedsStan @espn That dude came into the comment section specifically to jerk himself off about how he swam collegiately lol people on this app are so weird

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@BonHagar @Dgw4806 @DebbieforFL You could have just said “I don’t know anything about socialism”

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