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Hoarder of cups. Genshin enthusiast. We post cats on Wednesdays.

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Joined May 2008
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@Lylli
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7 years
Here are your most commonly misspelled porn search terms. You're welcome.
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@Lylli
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4 years
Vacation has begun
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@Lylli
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5 years
I got my @poorlycatdraw commission. I love it so much 😭
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@Lylli
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2 years
@Alpharad I can't believe it got a physical print
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@Lylli
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2 years
Due to company layoffs as of five minutes ago I'm no longer employed. Anyone hiring remotely for Sr. Community Managers or Social Media Managers? Retweets appreciated!
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@Lylli
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4 years
Does this mean that @PlayStation has won the console wars?
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@Lylli
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4 years
First platinum trophy 🤗
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@Lylli
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6 years
My Tinder match just wants to hang out with @GameOverGreggy
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7 years
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@Lylli
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4 years
Support your local Asian grocery stores They have EVERYTHING. Rice, pasta, veggies, eggs, meat and no lines. (h/t @Faucius )
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@Lylli
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1 year
2023 doesn't need to be my year. It doesn't even need to be a good year. But I need it to not be an absolute soul-sucking hellscape.
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@Lylli
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3 years
@AmongUsGame being proud of you!
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@Lylli
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2 years
I wanna be this cozy
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@Lylli
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7 years
Found these lovely people in LA 🐮 🔪
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@Lylli
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4 years
On Wednesdays we post cats. This is a cat checkpoint. Please put cats in the replies.
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3 years
sorry not sorry
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5 years
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@Lylli
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4 years
I found the person from all the math problems
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@Lylli
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8 years
Kitty blep for @RayNarvaezJr
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@Lylli
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7 years
@LiquidHbox Wait.. so you play Jigglypuff and don't have a marker at all times 🤔
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@Lylli
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4 years
Do you ever really want to be friends with someone but don't know how to make friends so you just awkwardly scroll their Twitter page and do nothing.. same.
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@Lylli
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4 years
I know Father's day is hard for a lot of you (myself included) So I'm your dad now, and I'm proud of YOU.
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@Lylli
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5 years
It's her birthday! She's 6 today. 1 like = 2 pets Double birthday pets.
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@Lylli
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3 years
Did I get dressed up to go get vaccinated? Yes.
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@Lylli
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4 years
Social media is fake and this is what I actually look like when I'm not doing hot girl things on the Internet
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@Lylli
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3 years
I turned 34 today and went to the grocery store in my PJs but put on real clothes to sit on the floor and zoom
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@Lylli
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5 years
Ima just drop this here...
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@Lylli
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4 years
This is the first Christmas since cutting my toxic biological family out of my life that no one has tried to contact me. I finally feel at peace. I'm alone but I'm gonna have the best day. I'm ordering so much Chinese food & hanging out with my cat. I got her so many toys 😭💚🙀
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@Lylli
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6 years
I love @gankstrr and @GameOverGreggy so much. I had so much fun tonight. 🍷
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@Lylli
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5 years
This is the nicest my hair has ever been. 🎨 📸:
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@Lylli
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7 years
When @UberHaxorNova is randomly on my instagram discover page..
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@Lylli
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8 months
@Enviosity Welcome to the 1000 club 😤🎉
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@Lylli
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4 years
🛑STOP SCROLLING🛑 pls put cats in the replies here. thank you.
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@Lylli
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6 years
New fave shirt. Thanks @KindaFunnyVids
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@Lylli
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7 years
How is Canada even a real place?
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@Lylli
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5 years
1 like = 1 boop
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@Lylli
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3 years
@soleprovider94 @thyholygemini You must be completely unaware that you are attractive until random man has noticed it and pointed it out to you!! You gotta have ✨low self esteem✨
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@Lylli
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4 years
Anyone else having one of those days when you've been at work for 30 mins and want to go home.. but you're already home???
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@Lylli
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4 years
Mood
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@Lylli
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5 years
Happy #SharkWeek here s a dumb thing I just did 🦈 🦈 🦈
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@Lylli
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7 years
The perfect companion for my Twitch pillow is definitely @RayNarvaezJr 's Brown Crown pillow.
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2 years
I turned 35 today. Neat.
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@Lylli
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4 years
Blessing your timeline with a kitty in a pirate ship.
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@Lylli
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5 years
You know what thicc thighs means? More room for snacks 🙌🏻
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@Lylli
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4 years
Did anyone check on @DaveOshry ? Is he doing okay without being able to shitpost?
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@Lylli
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3 years
I just had my 10 year recognition meeting at work.. The VP called me out for being the only one with camera off so I turned it on... Turns out I haven't used my cam in months.. last time I used it this was my background.
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@Lylli
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4 years
My meat suit turned 33 today.
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4 years
Merry Christmas to whoever tweeted the elevator tip about pressing the 'close door' button first and then choosing a floor. I don't remember who tweeted this but you changed my life.
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4 years
It's baby cat's birthday today. She's seven 😭
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3 years
Do you take pics of your cat in front of the TV and pretend she's on vacation or are you normal?
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4 years
I'm cute again
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4 years
@TinkerSec Does that make you a peentester 🤔
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4 years
My hair though 👀
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4 years
One of the most commonly misspelled porn searches is the word "porn"
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@Lylli
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5 years
Hi pls send me your best kitty pics. I want to see all of your cats.
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@Lylli
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5 years
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES WAS THIS WILD. You all have been holding out on me.
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jacob alpharad 🌙✨
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jesus, claude really knows how to shoot his shot
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5 years
Mondays are just rude
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5 years
@Slasher Does he know we have video games in Canada too and don't have these issues?
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@Lylli
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7 years
Every time I take off my headphones at work I hear @alpharadtv and @MajordDuncan 's voices reading pornstar bios. Shit is wild.
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@Lylli
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4 years
Finally found an account that gets worse photo crops than I do.
@lotusthelabel
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4 years
Satin-lined hoodies ✨
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@Lylli
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4 years
IT HAS ARRIVED
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@Lylli
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3 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but use your PTO and your sick days.
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2 years
No where to go but at least my outfit is cute
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@Lylli
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5 years
32 year old meat sculpture 🎂 Eat some cheesecake and pet some cats.
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4 years
I attempted a makeup. I think I'm getting better.
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3 years
My bb is 8 today 🥺 🎉
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4 years
Sea bass is friend. Egg is new enemy.
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4 years
@hardin Why can't he just be HardinCherry then??? Why doesn't first name last name suggestion work for him???
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@Lylli
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3 years
I got all dressed up to hang out with my cat.
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@Lylli
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3 years
I go in for my permanent crown this week and I can't stop thinking about how I paid for a new tooth by selling pictures of my butt. 2020 is wild.
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@Lylli
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3 years
it's a good thing that it's impossible to have sex without a bed
@aravosis
John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈
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This is the craziest story. In order to prevent Olympians from having sex, and thus risk spreading the Covid virus, beds at the Tokyo Olympic Village are made from cardboard so they collapse if more than one person gets on them!
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@Lylli
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5 years
I am the happiest 😭 💚
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6 years
Anytime I play Fortnite.
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4 years
Can someone please start a food blog with no three page long stories, just recipes. I will subscribe to this.
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@Lylli
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3 years
Got all dressed up to read manga and watch animé.
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4 years
Mentally, I am here.
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2 years
Gene got vaxxed and wore masks and had a "mild" case of COVID. This shit is no joke.
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just a glimpse into how my life has changed since getting covid: the chair I now use to shower. lifting my arms above my shoulders while standing is so strenuous I nearly pass out which is dangerous since I live alone. this at least makes it so I can get thru a shower
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@Lylli
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3 years
@MissGinaDarling proud of you for censoring the toes
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4 years
I forget that I'm old until I do something wild like standing up.. and now I hurt.
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@Lylli
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3 years
Feeling cute today 😳
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@Lylli
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6 years
You know I had to do this. Bowsette searches are up 5,849%
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3 years
I feel like my parents were much more adultier than I am. I'm 33 and haven't cooked in over a week because I've been surviving exclusively off of Halloween candy.
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6 years
Poutine and wine diet is on point 💪🏻 💪🏻💪🏻
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@Lylli
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4 years
Happy Shark Week🦈
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@Lylli
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2 years
Happy to announce that today is my first day at new job™ I just wanted to pop on here real quick and thank you for all the support when I was laid off. I'm so grateful that I got to take the summer off of work knowing that jobs would be there when I was ready.
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3 years
I always have such a hard time making new friends because I feel like I'm annoying people with my friendship
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4 years
Oh hey there.
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7 years
@JeffGrubb @pattheflip Dat marketing strategy. I'm into it.
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@Lylli
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6 years
Feeling very 31 today. The last year has been super important for my mental and physical health. Fight for your happiness. Eat good food. Pet more cats.
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5 years
I'm cute.
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7 years
I'm reposting this because this kitty is best kitty even though she hates taking pics with me. BrownSELLOUT 😉
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5 years
@alpharadtv What game is this. How do I play the lewd game 👀
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5 years
@dad_as_heck @alpharadtv @DaveOshry once ordered like 1200 nuggets.
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5 years
I feel like a cupcake now.
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3 years
I am eagerly awaiting my piece of cheese.
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@Lylli
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5 years
Holy shit dont do this. My IG isn't even linked to my Tinder. No. No. No.
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3 years
I regret not matching with this man because I have questions.
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@Lylli
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4 years
My teeth are finally done and I'm so happy about it. Also my hair is getting super long 👀
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3 years
@Alpharad Jacob are you doing okay?
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