Due to company layoffs as of five minutes ago I'm no longer employed.
Anyone hiring remotely for Sr. Community Managers or Social Media Managers?
Retweets appreciated!
Do you ever really want to be friends with someone but don't know how to make friends so you just awkwardly scroll their Twitter page and do nothing.. same.
This is the first Christmas since cutting my toxic biological family out of my life that no one has tried to contact me. I finally feel at peace.
I'm alone but I'm gonna have the best day. I'm ordering so much Chinese food & hanging out with my cat. I got her so many toys 😭💚🙀
@soleprovider94
@thyholygemini
You must be completely unaware that you are attractive until random man has noticed it and pointed it out to you!! You gotta have ✨low self esteem✨
I just had my 10 year recognition meeting at work..
The VP called me out for being the only one with camera off so I turned it on...
Turns out I haven't used my cam in months.. last time I used it this was my background.
Merry Christmas to whoever tweeted the elevator tip about pressing the 'close door' button first and then choosing a floor.
I don't remember who tweeted this but you changed my life.
This is the craziest story. In order to prevent Olympians from having sex, and thus risk spreading the Covid virus, beds at the Tokyo Olympic Village are made from cardboard so they collapse if more than one person gets on them!
just a glimpse into how my life has changed since getting covid: the chair I now use to shower. lifting my arms above my shoulders while standing is so strenuous I nearly pass out which is dangerous since I live alone. this at least makes it so I can get thru a shower
I feel like my parents were much more adultier than I am.
I'm 33 and haven't cooked in over a week because I've been surviving exclusively off of Halloween candy.
Happy to announce that today is my first day at new job™
I just wanted to pop on here real quick and thank you for all the support when I was laid off.
I'm so grateful that I got to take the summer off of work knowing that jobs would be there when I was ready.
Feeling very 31 today.
The last year has been super important for my mental and physical health.
Fight for your happiness.
Eat good food.
Pet more cats.