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Lyle Rath

2 months

Here is a cartoon about a guy my girlfriend thinks exists

The true story of a real guy that my girlfriend believes exists.Animated by PrimatePunk: https://twitter.com/PrimatePunkSupport more animated videos on Patre...

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

8 years

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate "The Big Bang Theory"

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@LyleRath

10 months

To give you an idea how strong the branding of Twitter is, they named their posts "tweets" and somehow got us to actually call it that.

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10 months

Twitter will officially rebrand as X later today, Elon Musk confirms.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 months

You ever notice how they never make anything else out of bowling ballanium? It's like, bowling balls and that's it.

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@Enezator

2 months

Processing of red obsidian stone, also known as natural glass amazing

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@LyleRath

1 year

ONCE is maybe an honest mistake but at some point you gotta say enough

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@LyleRath

1 year

They fuckin fact checked me!!!

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@LyleRath

11 months

Question for lawyers out there, is this possibly trying to game a loophole where she can claim it's performance art and not admissible in court if she's going for a defamation lawsuit or something like that? Like is this a fullblown sociopath move or just really really stupid?

Dexerto

@Dexerto

11 months

YouTuber Colleen Ballinger addressed her grooming allegations while playing a ukulele in new video

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

I wouldn't say Elden Ring feels like it's "ahead" of modern gaming but it feels like it was grabbed out of some alternate universe where completely different things caught on 20 years ago. Like it was influenced by a bunch of games that don't exist.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

4 years

This isn't a joke I've just been telling everyone this for days. If you're on a PC, go to settings, privacy, then scroll down on the left and go to background apps and turn off "let apps run in the background" You have been passively running candy crush for months.

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@LyleRath

1 year

@aPebbleInTheSky Been hearing bad stories about this guy for years. Glad some of it is finally coming to light.

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@LyleRath

3 months

I didn't really know twomad but he was there to ask if I was gay on 9/11 when nobody else would. RIP

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@LyleRath

1 year

Guide me through this kongstant pain

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@LyleRath

2 years

There is no way anything I ever "swallow by accident" will be worse than this fucking thing

New Scientist

@newscientist

2 years

A robot made of magnetic slime could be deployed inside the body to perform tasks such as retrieving objects swallowed by accident.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

3 years

Where the fuck are these youtubers finding the time to talk to teenagers I barely manage to keep in contact with my actual friends

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@LyleRath

2 years

You've heard of so long gay bowser but are you ready for

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@LyleRath

2 years

My big takeaway from the Chris Rock Will Smith thing is that more celebrities should hit each other I really enjoyed that

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@LyleRath

5 years

I remember it so you don't have to

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@LyleRath

2 months

Had the absolute delight of voicing this freak on the new episode of Smiling Friends!

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@LyleRath

1 year

fuckin losing it

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@LyleRath

2 years

What is with this trend of people acting like Kingdom Hearts only got stupid recently? Kingdom Hearts has been stupid from the instant the first person said "Let's have Final Fantasy go in Disney movies!"

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@LyleRath

3 years

"Get a real job" -Professional Fortnite Player

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@LyleRath

16 days

I voiced this big goober in the new Digital Circus episode!

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@LyleRath

5 years

Deepfaked my parents into porn so I can finally see them back together :(

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@LyleRath

4 years

"100+ hours of gameplay" is more often a warning than a selling point

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@INTERRO

4 years

What's your most controversial video game opinion?

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

6 years

Nintendo: Come back for another Smash Sakurai: No Nintendo: We'll give you a budget for whatever you want Sakurai: Every character. A hundred stages and they all have multiple variations also they turn into each other. Nintendo: How many music tracks Sakurai: ...a million billion

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@LyleRath

1 year

I got up and peed during Avatar 2 just like James Cameron told me to and the person in the seat in front of me was furious wtf

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4 years

Why do I do this shit

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3 years

I never thought suffering through 10 years of League of Legends would be worth it, but now I have the power to obliterate children in a pokemon moba for babies.

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@LyleRath

1 year

Every film school dropout has a pitch like this

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@LyleRath

2 years

The virgin "can't afford a house because of avocado toast" vs the chad

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@LyleRath

3 years

@shoe0nhead I don't think I can overstate how little respect I have for anyone who believes in horoscopes. Like I genuinely consider it a lower level of sentience.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

10 months

The lengths some people will go to get white women...

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

Ok so we're all gonna pretend it's great no matter what so they make a new game right?

IGN

@IGN

2 years

Uncharted film director Ruben Fleischer confirmed he's working on a Jak and Daxter adaptation with PlayStation.

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@LyleRath

2 years

I know I say this every Monday but if bees were slightly bigger we would not be the dominant species.

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@LyleRath

2 years

Holy shit I can't believe they got Joshua Tomar on this show! #smilingfriends

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@LyleRath

1 year

You know if the pfp looks like this you about to read some fire racism

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

3 years

erm kinda poor taste but get that bag I guess lol

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@LyleRath

3 years

He didn't want to be out-groomed

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

11 months

You can make an AI copy of someone's voice and have it sing and say whatever, but if you can't immediately see why that person would justifiably find it uncomfortable, or how its existence has other implications beyond funny memes, you might not be capable of lateral thinking.

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5 years

J.K. Rowling reveals that the literal only time Dumbledore wasn't glazed in hot dollops of man-mustard was, by sheer coincidence, the exact moments he appeared in the books and movies and also that his headmaster's chair had an invisible dildo that slid into him when he sat on it

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

7 years

This is pretty fuckin not cool

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@LyleRath

1 year

@JustinWhang When Ulisses S. Bitch said ComfortHoe was fat my heart dropped

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@LyleRath

2 years

@elonmusk Who do you trust less, an angler fish or the little glowy thing on the end of that same exact angler fish?

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

3 years

Twitch streamers be livin in rooms like this and then wonder why none of the women interested in them are over 18

xQc

@xQc

3 years

OUT OF POWER AGAIN WTF, TEXAS IS APOCALYPSE MODE WTF DUDE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WILL DO A PC BUILD STREAM IRL IF ITS STABLE IN THE NEXT COUPLE HOURS. SORRY CHAT

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@LyleRath

6 months

@shadmbrooks shutup bitch lol

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

1 year

If I was making Joe Rogan money I would have an intern to do this at the end of every podcast and not warn the guest

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@alexseyreyes

1 year

My friend and I were filming an outro for his podcast and this happened…

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

10 months

This rocks so fuckin hard thank you for bringing my dreams to life

Miste Animation (Comms Open 0/4)

@MisteAnimation

10 months

Better late than never! @LyleRath @Spazkidin3d @OneyNG And @tomamoto you should wear your seat belt!

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Lyle Rath

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3 years

Kinda lame how we all just mutually accept that sexual content "scares off advertisers." Why? Sex has been used to sell shit for as long as advertising has been a thing. There are gum commercials you could straight up jack off to. And you know what? That's a beautiful thing.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

We hit a million subscribers on Oneyplays! Fuck yeah bromigooooooos!

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

3 years

Making art

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

6 months

I met a rascal

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

Metalheads, you've got ONE Halloween where you can just grab shit out of your closet and go as the Stranger Things guy and you might get laid. DON'T BLOW THIS.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

4 years

Normies go to one "real war" and think they understand sacrifice while a gamer dies a thousand deaths in a single lifetime. Anyone who says "it's just a game" has no perspective on reality and probably thinks retail and construction are "real jobs." I am LeBron James.

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Lyle Rath

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2 years

I'll elaborate on this: Yes it's open world Dark Souls. That is an INSANELY complicated game to make. I'm shocked that it didn't take 2-3 games of trial and error, or some sort of back-and-forth competing with other studios improving on their formula to get it as right as it does

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

3 years

Bitches on Twitter will go off on you for liking a song with a problematic lyric and then post about how a real life serial killer is hot.

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@LyleRath

7 years

The Mario Manspiracy ►◄

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

If you're here talking about being "pro life" your stupid ass better at least be vegan or something cuz half the fuckin things I'm willing to eat on a sandwich are smart enough to do simple math. Fetuses ain't shit.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

4 months

I can't really properly explain the phenomenon of meeting actual successful people as a "successful" YouTuber. They'll be telling you about how they spent the summer in Italy and you'll be like "I didn't bring work on a vacation 7 years ago and my income permanently dropped 10%"

aids 🤖

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what the actual fuck is going on

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

11 months

Bringing this one back

Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

3 years

Where the fuck are these youtubers finding the time to talk to teenagers I barely manage to keep in contact with my actual friends

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@LyleRath

1 month

Before you tweet something, visualize yourself saying it out loud in a public place while making eye contact with another human being.

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1 year

5 dudes surrounding me in an alley: "Give us ur wallet!" Me, about to punch the ground to create a shockwave: "Heh..."

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

This is literally how Rome fell

matt

@mattxiv

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why did they reverse yassify the green m&m …

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@LyleRath

10 months

This was a baaaad idea

The Messenger

@TheMessenger

10 months

Scientists Bring 46,000-Year-Old Worm Back to Life

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2 years

Today we celebrate the day the romans nailed Jesus to a big firework and then shot him into the sky and he fucking exploded with radiant holy light.

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@LyleRath

2 years

Smiling Friends is on HBO Max now btw, if you haven't had a chance to catch it yet

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

11 months

During our Elden Ring playthrough, Chris pointed out that the menu theme sounded like the Baby Kaely Sandy Hook song and uh...

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

1 year

Did you know? This miniature table that comes with every pizza is a long-standing tradition in honor of the inventor of pizza, Tony Pizza, whom would share a tiny recreation of every meal he ate with a mouse.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

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There should be something like tinder but instead of sex you find someone who physically resembles your father and he tells you he's proud of the man you turned out to be and you tell him you understand why he left and that you grew up stronger because of it.

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Lyle Rath

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@YahtzeeCroshaw I'd wish ya good luck as a free agent but I don't think you'll need it. You've been carrying that whole brand for the better part of a decade and without it on your back you'll be running on all fours like a wild majestic beast in no time.

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@LyleRath

2 years

Made this character to play with friends. I call him "Helping Goblin"

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@LyleRath

4 years

People who create levels on Mario Maker

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@LyleRath

3 years

PSA: You do not have to know anything about League of Legends to watch Arcane. And you should, it fucking rocks. Some of the craziest production I've ever seen on every level. Other PSA: If you liked Arcane and want to get into League, DONT FUCKING DO IT ITS A TR

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

7 months

This is such a wild thing to see

Tenacious D

@tenaciousd

7 months

IT’S HERE! Our first merch collab with @oneyplays Tshirts, long sleeves and pullover hoodies! Available now until Fri, Nov 3rd at #videogames #tenaciousd #oneyplays

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Lyle Rath

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6 years

Me during sex: Hurt me. Her: *bites my nipple* Me: No like... have you seen the internet meme? Where you say something about smash bros melee not being balanced for competitive play or something Her: Pull out and get me my vibrator Me: Ah see that woulda been a good one

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I was making fun of xQc by saying "Mama mia I steala da contente!" in an over the top Italian accent, but I recently learned that he's actually French and if anything I think it just elevates that bit

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@LyleRath

2 years

Man, we really blew "storm the US capitol" on the lamest fuckin' thing.

CSPAN

@cspan

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President Biden: "I call on everyone, no matter how deeply they care about this decision, to keep all protests peaceful. Peaceful, peaceful, peaceful. No intimidation. Violence is never acceptable. Threats and intimidation are not speech."

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

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@kommanderkarl Nah this isn't unique, pretty much every live service game completely obliterates its own art direction by year 2 or 3. Once you see the first silly holiday seasonal item it's the beginning of the end.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

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Being a woman is easier than being a man because if you're ever falling off a cliff or a building you can quickly birth a baby and jump off it like Yoshi in Super Mario World

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 months

Dragon Ball was the coolest thing in the world to me growing up. Thank you for everything you gave us.

DRAGON BALL OFFICIAL

@DB_official_en

2 months

Information ; Dear Friends and Partners

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

Half the animals we're allowed to eat aren't even this fucking stupid.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

2 years

1. Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer. The country has never once shut down. Not a single school has closed. And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.

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@LyleRath

2 years

If I was in a physical altercation and multiple people surrounded me, I would simply punch the ground and create a shockwave

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

Look I'm not saying they should make a sequel to Ratatouille, I'm just saying I know where to put the 2 in the title.

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@LyleRath

6 years

I should not have been trusted with this power

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@LyleRath

3 years

@KaitMarieox I dunno, if sex with women had a track record of pumping out one of you I'd imagine the guy might be interested in an alternative

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@LyleRath

5 years

Best 7 bucks you'll ever spend

Cheap Ass Gamer

@videogamedeals

5 years

Titanfall 2 (PS4) $6.99 via Wal-Mart (Free Store Pick Up).

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2 years

Nickelodeon: "Ok, so it's a children's cartoon where a 10 year old plays with colorful characters in a magic chalk world" Guitarist on the Chalk Zone theme for some reason:

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@LyleRath

5 years

You fucks already took humanteeth Sonic from me. Please don't let them fix this.

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@LyleRath

1 year

This is just a normal sized horse. This is how tall people were in the late 1800s.

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The biggest horse in history.

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@LyleRath

2 years

"The Mario" is trending.

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@LyleRath

1 year

Holy shit I just checked and we already hit our goal! Genuinely you have no idea how much stress just got sucked out of me. Thanks so much. I'm just happy my little buddy is gonna be ok!

Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

1 year

Here's a gofundme link. Will be doing a stream when I'm out of deadline crunch. If we end up raising more than we need we'll donate the remainder to a no-kill shelter or similar charity. Receipts for everything will be provided.

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@newscientist Can they discover some that aren't fuckin yucky next time?

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

2 years

I'm not skeptical I would just kill that thing with a hammer if it came into my home

Reuters

@Reuters

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Elon Musk faces skeptics as Tesla gets ready to unveil 'Optimus' robot

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

3 years

The N64 switch expansion is actual bullshit. It's an emulator, fine. But intentionally mapping the switch controller like shit and then not letting you change the buttons to try to get you to buy a controller peripheral is fucking shameless even for Nintendo.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

5 years

You kids don't know how good you have it with your memes that go away a couple weeks after they start to get annoying. My generation had to wait LITERAL YEARS for rage comics to fuck off.

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

4 years

You are a guest on Ellen. Ellen dances into the green room and strikes you with a closed fist (still dancing.) You take the stage knowing this may be the last time you are within striking distance. Cameras rolling she is confident you won't retaliate. This moment will define you.

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1 year

I can't believe this really happened 😢

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Lyle Rath

@LyleRath

5 years

I already understand Metal Gear Solid I REFUSE to allow myself to understand Kingdom Hearts.

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