A lot of people are Lazy! You don't want to work so you choose a small Business to do so that people can see you're working but you're not!
Have you ever seen someone who sells shoes or clothes but they do it when they feel like. Infact they only do it when they have no bundles,…
Men, Instead of placing that sh 1,000 bet, sending fare or buying a "mzinga" today;
- buy some new boxers
- buy some new socks
- buy some new vests
- buy a dozen glasses
- buy some coffee mugs
- get a fresh haircut
- visit your parents or siblings
- attend a productive event
-…
Everyone above 18 years should have their;
1. Birth Certificate
2. Academic Certificates
3. National ID
4. Passport
5. Yellow Fever Certificate
6. KRA PIN
7. Knowledge of both parents and their origin
8. HIV Status
9. Blood Group
10. Bank Account
11. Sacco Account
12.…
It started as a tweet and quickly escalated across Twitter, Blogs and Tiktok channels. Now both Elvis W. and Llewellyn Ouya Tiktok accounts are gone.
They are trying to silence us but our message will remain the same.
One day I went to work as usual and was fired within 2 hours. Yes, I was fired at around 8:30am!
I was working as an Internal Auditor at the time. Lord knows how hard I worked. Always in the office by 6:30am, out between 7:30-8:30pm everyday from Monday to Saturday.
The…
How to save money in 2024
1. Have a target of how much you want to save daily, weekly or monthly,. Write it down.
2. Identify where you are going to save ..it could be a safe, Bank a/c, Sacco, Money Market Fund, Mshwari, Insurance Policy etc.
3. Identify 2 people who share…
My favourite word is NO!
I used to be a "yes man",.. "yes sir, yes madam,.. yes everything".. and all it brought was pain and disappointment.
One word you need to have the power to say is NO.
"No, I'm busy"
"No, I'm not taking your bullshit"
"No, I'm not putting myself in an…
Starting a Wines and Spirits with 700k
• Rent and deposit – sh 30,000
• Shelves and counter – sh 40,000
• Paint job/ signboard– sh 10,000
• Licenses – sh 100,000
• Desktop + POS + ETR – sh 100,000
• Initial stock – sh 340,000
• Fridge – sh 40,000
@Shadaya_Knight
Some couples have challenges having kids.. some people have medical conditions and apart from medical conditions there are many other factors which only the couple know. Don't just yap on social media.
It's Friday,. Omollo has to show Nyambu how much he loves her. He has to spend on baby gal.
Uber - 2k
Aviator - 3k
Black label - 5k
6 Guaranas - 2k
Water 2L - 500
Nyama Choma - 3k
Bitings - 500
Airbnb - 5k
Slayqueen allowance - 10k
Salon - 5k
Total sh 36,000
Omollo is a junior…
𝗜 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴(𝗞𝗶 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗻)
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
My peddler is not your normal “pedi” though.
And the kind of bhang I smoke is not what you are thinking.
This is what happens to me daily.
➡️I wake up in the wee hours of the morning
➡️Read…
@KhalifKairo
You don't have to respond to every attack bro. You can just keep quiet. The more you respond the more you feed their egos. Just do you. You are way up, battling people who do nothing all day.
One day a recruiter asked me in an interview, "How come you had an A plain in KCSE but have some Cs and Ds in your Actuarial Science transcripts?"
I almost slapped him!
Cs and Ds are celebrated in Actuarial Science. Maybe he should do 1 Semester and find out.
I have been…
@s1ah_wanja
How can people you avoid disgust you? They only disgust you coz those are the ones you can bag. You want rich men but rich men don't want you so you're bitter at yourself and you project it on broke men.
Buda! Niko na Sure Bet.
This is a common statement that leads to a lot of pain once your money goes down the drain. How can someone who wins sh 600,000 daily ask you for 2k for a sure multibet?
He's promising 100 sure odds at 2k and you are asked to stake 3k to make 300k. Why…
As a freelancer, you need to be very disciplined.
Trust me, there are people who have done online writing for years but they can't even afford to buy a better laptop. The laptop they're using is falling apart and has become a "desktop"..
Money doesn't stay where it's not…
Avoid mobile loan apps like plague. The interest rates are too high and their ease of access makes them very addictive. Many people are drowning in these loans and they repay and borrow every 2 weeks or monthly. Start by opting out of Fuliza. Fuliza is NOT your money.. stop
Young Men, Stop Simping!
Have I simped before? Yes. Did it help in anyway? No!
What is simping?
-Simping is being obsessed with someone who doesn't care about you.
-Simping is going out of your way to try to impress someone you like while your efforts aren't reciprocated.…
As a man, why do you allow yourself to live below your Potential? Unleash the Beast within.. take the following Simple steps towards Building yourself;
1. Cold showers daily (hot showers are for losers)
2. Work out at least 3 times a week
3. Avoid porn & "kunyonga" at all costs!…
After form four mimi na my 2 bros tuliitwa interview tao tukadunga ofisi mbaya, hadi tie. Kufika tukajipata watu kama 50 kwa hall. Jamaa amevaa suti imechapa akaanza presentation. Kumbe ilikua GNLD. Akauliza my bro "what's your dream car?" Bro akasema Mercedes AMG.. akamshow
Kama umesimama kaa chini kabla usome hii,..
"After reading so many stories of how toxic parents and siblings treat some of your followers here, I feel obligated to share mine; if only so that someone can learn and be inspired by it.
I am 7th born in a family of 9. I used to…
I remember deleting my first videos because they looked and sounded akward.
I was so camera shy. I couldn't post my videos on Tiktok so I typed content on a plain background, added music and uploaded. I uploaded faceless content for 1 month before I got the courage to put my…
10 Things That Will Ruin Your Finances
1. Taking your kids to schools you can't afford because of status
2. Friendships/ relationships you can't sustain [you're always going into debt to afford hanging out with them]
3. Tithing in Church without a plan- it's good to tithe but
🤣🤣 Well put, I always say as long as you have a functional brain and you’re intelligent enough sometimes you don’t need to listen to these motivational speakers or deputy Jesuses of life. You can come up with your own life plan and hacks without necessarily listening to some…
Campus boys wacheni kutumia ile pesa kidogo mko nayo ya Helb na pocket money kwa madame ati akutambue. Spend that money wisely, kama unafanya a Finance course unaweza save ujilipie CPA pole pole, by the time unamaliza 4th yr uko na Degree na CPA. Piga hesabu
@KhalifKairo
I shoot content with my phone.. design posters for my events and ads, market and sell my Business eBooks, do online zoom consultancy with clients all over the world bringing in 6 figures monthly .. yes at times I use my laptop but mostly it's just my phone and a ringlight.
@jumaf3
They don't ask for much.. kama inasema sh 120 they can request for sh 200, kama inasema sh 380 they can request for sh 500.. with the current fuel prices and cost of living, si mbaya. Tweeting this only shows that you use uber once in 3 months so huwezi elewa
@mbiti_mwondi
Women always support indecent dressing online but they would never let their househelps or visiting sisters dress that way infront of their husbands. They know.
If President William Ruto could stand up to Zuckerberg and demand that Kenyan Facebook Creators be monetized as it is in Egypt, South Africa, US and Europe,. So many Kenyans would benefit and a lot of dollars would flow in.
We also have so many global freelancing sites such as…
Saa zingine amua tu kuchange life yako. Amua tu. That is all it takea some times. Kuamua.
Coz truthfully, no one is coming to save you.
You are on your own, boss.
Upende usipende.
Office besties is a SCAM!
I laugh when I see men trying to impress their female colleagues in the office. The moment they hear "bestie nibuiye lunch".. all common sense goes through the window. Others are called work husbands/ hubby to sooth their egos.
Why would you go out of…
Campus boys wacheni kutumia ile pesa kidogo mko nayo ya Helb na pocket money kwa madame ati akutambue. Spend that money wisely, for example if you're doing a Finance course unaweza save ujilipie CPA pole pole, by the time unamaliza 4th yr uko na Degree na CPA. Piga hesabu…
10 Habits You Should Quit In 2024
1. Masturbation - Masturbation is a time waster that leaves you weak and with regrets. People who masturbate have a hard time respecting the opposite gender. Many relationships and marriages have ended because of Masturbation. Avoid Porn and…
A BCOM first class honours Accountant can be employed at 30k per month while a CPA 3 Accountant makes 300k per month from trainings, bookkeeping and filing VAT returns for traders. Many people focus on building skills and forget one important aspect,.."monetization". Always think
Spare 5 mins today to call your parents and siblings.
Spare a day to visit them.
Spare a moment to remember those who left us.
Tell your kids about their uncles and aunts.
Tell them about their grandparents and cousins.
Have a culture of togetherness and forgiveness.…
@Lydiawarui2
Weed is not a flex. A blunt costs sh 50- sh 100 and is no way a flex. There's absolutely nothing you can gain by posting weed or alcohol.. however.. There's a lot you can lose.
A Company Profile normally goes for 10k to 50k.
If you wake me up at 2am and throw me in Amazon Forest and give me a laptop and access to the Internet,. I'll make you a Company Profile.
This is something I learned and it's a skill I'll always have and the more I do it, the…
@amerix
Underline hapo kwa alcohol and betting.. zinamaliza watu huku nje.. breaking families and ending careers. Na wanaume mjipende.. better buy a set of screw drivers uzionange hapo rather than sending fare.
It's Friday,. Some phones are busy today with the following texts;
"Uko?"
"Form?"
"Tuma fare nikam"
"Tuchange tununue mzinga"
"Nimekumiss"
"Nitumie punch ntakurudishia"
While others are busy with the following texts;
"Kindly send us the quotation"
"Nitume kwa hii number?"
"The…
How many of these can you do?
1. Can you make an Invoice/ e-receipt?
2. Can you write professional emails?
3. Can you host/ join zoom meetings, share your screen, record meetings etc?
4. Can you make a PowerPoint presentation?
5. Can you design a flyer/ poster?
6. Can you…
@amerix
Very true. Every man must take charge of his house and stop any nonsense like young boys wearing heels, dresses, make up or plaiting their hair. Time spent by young boys with the mother should also be limited and under supervision of the father.
Starting a PlayStation 5 Gaming with 500k
• Rent and deposit – sh 30,000
• 3 PlayStation 5 consoles – sh 240,000
• CCTV + Wifi – sh 27,000
• 3 55 Inch Tvs – sh 150,000
• Business Permit – sh 10,000
• KFCB License – sh 2,000
• 3 "sofa" seats – sh 12,000
Simple steps to upgrade your life;
1. Take cold showers [maji moto wachia kuku]
2. Have a daily routine, sleep and wake up time at the same time, daily
3. Fast at least once a week [36-48hrs] - Autophagy is the solution to very many health problems
4. Avoid gossip and rumour…
One thing you need to understand is that life is a journey. Your dream may be to open up a shipping and logistics company or let's say you want to build some apartments or have a supermarket brand. That's okay, but if at the moment you have no Business experience or capital, be
I only had 194 followers on Twitter in October 2022!
This is how my Social Media Accounts have grown from 21st January this year upto now.
There's no big secret,.. just create educating, entertaining or inspiring content consistently.
If you're looking to create content as…
Boychild, when you pour a cup of tea into a river, you can never get it back.
Some of you are sending sh 500 fare to ladies who's mpesa balance read sh 80,000. They just laugh at you in their WhatsApp groups.
Some of you are "paying" for rent for campus ladies yet their…
This is how to invest in government bonds
1. Open a CDS Account at Central Bank (You need to have a bank account with the
Kenya commercial bank) or via DhowCSD Mobile App
2. Choose the bond you want to invest in (They are usually advertised especially in
newspapers)
3.…
Fight For Your Dream!
I always see people giving up on their dreams and blaming their parents, society, government etc. So much talent is hidden in offices, estates and small businesses.
Have you ever seen someone succeed in something you truly believe you can do better than…
Managing your salary is an important skill that can help you achieve financial stability and reach your long-term financial goals. Here are five tips to manage your salary effectively;
1. Create a budget - This includes your fixed expenses, such as rent, fees, utilities and