@janicesghost
@ballerguy
A male friend of mine once realised he had food poisoning in the process of taking a woman to bed, and tried to make apologies as he ran to the bathroom. When he came back, she was in tears because she thought he thought she was fat.
Sometimes, it's actually food poisoning.
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The other day I invited a guy over to have sex and he was like “I can’t I’m eating cheesecake” and I was like “what about after” and he was like “I’m going to be full from eating all my cheesecake”
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@ballerguy
Why did society tell us that men want sex over everything? We all embarrassed ourselves trying to 'decode the meaning' of men's actions and sometimes they're just hungry and it's not about us. 😂
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@Liv_F
@janicesghost
@ballerguy
'No babe, you're beautiful, just don't go into the bathroom for like 15 minutes yeah?'
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