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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Best video EVER!!!!! FORZA Italia! 😂😂🇮🇹🇮🇹

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4 years

It has begun...,yes she is at the returns counter and yes she is doing exactly what you think she’s doing.....

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3 years

Love when GitHub and other platforms are passive aggressive 😂

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2 years

Nice try printer. Nice try

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2 years

Introducing my life 😂👏

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2 years

This depicts most of my days

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3 years

Change is needed

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Cyber security jobs be like:

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1 year

I love haikus

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3 years

God help us

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3 years

🤦🏼‍♀️🔥one for @brianwhelton

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1 year

Cyber security industry explained 😂

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Lisa Forte

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5 years

When the guy sat next to you goes to the toilet and leaves the work laptop alone, turned on and logged in... don’t do this guys! I could be anyone! When I told him he said “you didn’t look dodgy. You’re a small blonde woman”....... #security #cyber #Awareness

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2 years

“We never **technically** tested the backups……” Me:

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3 years

Who else does this!?! 😂✅

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1 year

Damn printers

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3 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Lisa Forte

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14 days

Arguably one of the top 5 things I hate when travelling 😂 Especially when they try and push past your row as you get your things

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

Best door imaginable

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

CISO: “we need some budget for physical security protection at the office” CEO: “sure thing” CISO: “why is there at cat at the front desk” CEO: “he was the only one with 6 yrs experience of threat hunting who’d work for free” CISO: ***opens whisky

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4 years

God I hate MS Word sometimes

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3 years

This. This is why. 😂🤪

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

Wow the original PlayStation controller 😂

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Lisa Forte

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11 months

I know several people who have this on their nightstand I’d imagine 😂😂😂

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3 years

Spending my morning hacking.

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2 months

Drives scientists nuts every time they go to Antarctica apparently 😂

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

Oh yes I went there. No I’m not sorry. Boom 💥

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

Anyone else want one of these made up for cyber incidents!?! 🤣 yes using fat cats

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

When you hit that F12 key……

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Networking 101 folks

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

“The phishing email contained no spelling mistakes so I thought it was legit”

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Without asking me, they used my bikini image and put it into a calendar that people could download. Like I am a piece of meat. I posted to show support. I DIDN’T consent to being turned into the “infosec bikini calendar” I am HORRIFIED by this. Utterly unacceptable

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4 years

I shouldn’t find this funny but I do and I’m sorry for that! 😂

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

If you say so....

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3 years

Someone making snow angles

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Tell a kid you’re older than Google. Watch their faces. They think you’re lying. 😂

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1 year

🤣🤣👏👏

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3 years

I can’t process this. I can’t deal with it at all!

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

Cool, ok... seems simple enough... #Security #CyberAttack #firewall

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Gotta admire the honesty here

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Happy Friday! 😂😂👇🏼👇🏼

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Lisa Forte

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1 year

Oh look, it’s my robot doppelgänger 😂

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Lisa Forte

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1 year

Awesome 😂👏

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Give me one video that accurately reflects working in infosec some days....... I give you this: 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼

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3 years

Wise or rude?

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

“So lisa, what’s it like working in cyber security” Me:

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1 year

Triggered 😂

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

A book we all suspect exists and is an underground best seller 😂😂

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1 year

Secure 😂

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1 month

😂

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

Never thought of it this way 😂😂

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8 months

😂👏

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

@electrifying Good. If you are dumb enough to buy this much toilet roll you have to live with the consequences

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

This! 🤦🏼‍♀️🔥🙃

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Lisa Forte

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1 year

Patch Tuesday

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

I got my 1st Pfizer jab last week. I was proud of it. It posted it. The abuse I have received is disgusting. Anti vaxxers, horrible infosec people accusing me of having bad Opsec in a horrendous manner, threats, insults. GROW UP!! Stop being so abusive you are adults FFS

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1 year

Can’t stop laughing at this

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1 year

Wow so inspiring 🤣

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10 months

Sorry not sorry

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3 years

THIS!!!! 😂😂🔥🔥

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1 year

😂😭😂😭😂😭

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

This photo is black and white. Only the lines are coloured. Zoom in if you don’t believe me. Shows how clever our brains are and how we shouldn’t always trust what we think we see or remember....

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Lisa Forte

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1 month

“It was DNS”

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

A huge moment for me being invited on. I’ve been so anxious about it - not wanting to do a bad job, being worried if it would be any good. I’m proud of myself for this. I don’t say that very often. Huge thanks to all my friends for kicking me to be brave. 💜 hope you enjoy it! 💜

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2 years

Ep 122: Lisa You've gotta listen to this episode where @LisaForteUK tells us about some of the battles she's faced with insider threats.

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Well played. Well. Played. 👏

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1 year

🤣🤣👏👏

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3 years

I cannot stop laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

A woman literally got on stage and used my talk and title. I was in the audience! She copied most of my bio/ description but had forgotten to remove “worked for one of the U.K. police cyber crime units” 😂😂😂😂

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Lisa Forte

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2 months

Working in cyber security some days:

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

Attention Europe infosec folks: some of us are forming a team of people willing to give up their time if needed to support healthcare providers who may suffer attacks at this difficult time. The more volunteers the better. If you can help please get in touch! RT for reach people!

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

Cyber security caption competition! Go!!

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4 years

Car park space 404 this made me laugh waaaay more than it should have!!

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

“Lateral movement”

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Please please promise me if and when I die someone organises this! 😂😂👇🏼👇🏼🔥🔥

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Lisa Forte

@LisaForteUK

3 years

Leaving cyber security to follow my real calling 😂😂🚀🚀

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Lisa Forte

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4 months

Presented without comment

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Yep. I went there again folks

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3 months

👇🏼

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Lisa Forte

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2 months

Your organisation has just been hit with ransomware. The CEO wants you to inform the Board and shareholders with a reassuring message. What do you say? Wrong answers only 😜

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

What the hell happened in these restrooms!?! 🔥🔥😂😂

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

This feels an awful lot like working in cyber security in 2020........ 😂😂 @UK_Daniel_Card

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

Company: “Don’t worry we have a detailed plan for a cyber attack” The Plan:

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Lisa Forte

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1 year

I’m about to attempt a winter ascent of Mt Fuji. No small feat and very dangerous in winter. I’m nervous. Many people die every winter trying, it’s brutally cold with ferocious winds. I keep saying “i’m fit enough, tough enough and crazy enough” but I’m nervous. Wish me luck!

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Lisa Forte

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1 year

Did a Valentine’s Day romantic post

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

Rant O’Clock. If you’re an IT provider for a charities and you “charge extra” to set up accounts with 2fa on O365, or you “create the passwords for their users” or you tell them that encryption is “too expensive for them” - you are a BIG problem 🤬 3 seen today!

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Conspiracy theory triggering coffee cup ready ✅ I’m all set for InfoSec Lunch Hour with @cybergeekgirl

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Lisa Forte

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5 years

All cyber security text books should look like this. I will just leave this here.........

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Lisa Forte

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5 months

Reflecting on 2023 be like

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Lisa Forte

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3 months

Ransomware: Technically all the data is still in the network so it’s probably fine 👍🏼😂

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Mind blown

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Also joining in the bandwagon because apparently this annoys some people! Thanks for flagging the trend #infosecbikini ⁦ @gabsmashh ⁩ and ⁦ @RegGBlinker ⁩ this was last summer in Venice, Italy 🇮🇹

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Lisa Forte

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5 years

This may seem hilarious BUT I have worked on a case where a random man went into a large London firm, roamed the halls like he was meant to be there and actually attended 2 high level meetings where he even contributed ideas! Challenge strangers in your office!

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Sweet. That’s that fixed

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Lisa Forte

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3 years

Sorry. So sorry I’ve posted this.

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Lisa Forte

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17 days

Seen, heard and understood 😂

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

To all my infosec ladies out there! 😂

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Lisa Forte

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4 years

Internet Explorer...... always last to the party 😂😂😂

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Lisa Forte

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2 years

What has been your biggest mistake when delivering a talk? I have: - fallen off the stage - forgotten my own name - dropped the mic out of my hands accidentally - choked on a mouthful of water coughing and spluttering into the mic Don’t fear speaking! We all make mistakes 💜

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5 months

As it’s Friday…. Describe a cyber attack using only positive PR language…. “Ransomware: we have enjoyed a surprise encryption event today” 😂

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