An assisted suicide pod that passed an independent legal review showing it complies with Swiss law.
At the push of a button, the pod would fill with nitrogen gas, rapidly lowering oxygen levels and killing the user.
House parties before you were old enough to go to town were a belter man. Abar 20 people would kip there and everyone would just be scattered around the gaff. Didn’t even know what a hangover was an you’d just wake up and have 0 responsibilities
Heavy man, I was that pastied years ago in town that I “found” a dead phone and handed it in to the bar staff. Woke up the next day phoneless and checked the location on it and it was at the bar. Fuckin handed me own phone in thinking I was being a Good Samaritan didn’t I 🤣
People considered gimps do and enjoy what they want, while the people who’ll skit them all copy eachother and delete a picture if it doesn’t get 300 likes, mad mad
Could post on here that you’ve cured cancer with proof, and you’d still get negative replies. App is full of miserable bastards who hate their own job and life, dying for others to fail.
Picked balloons up off some kid last night at abar 2 bell, and he was P’d up because of a plod helicopter tha was about ahahaha. Imagine it something like a film, and the special forces jumping out of a chopper to stop a balloon graft.
Me mate saw Carragher at Glasto havin a piss an because me mate was fucked he shouted “yeahhhh courrrse” at him not realising for a sec that that’s Gerrard’s shout, so Carragher just burst out laughing at him ahahah
Sold out yesterday so cooked a shit load last night for today, and we’ve sold out of everything bar a few vegan Currys and overnight oats, and it’s not even 2pm yet ahaha. Absolutely mad out ere yeno, each biggest sales day keeps gettin topped and we only opened last week 🤣
Twitters exposed how many people are sex cases init ahaha. Loads of lads dunno how to just be mates with birds do they. Always got on boss with birds me regardless of ever being in to them or not. Stop being weird fellas.
Twitter be like: Don’t be sheep, like what you like, don’t care about what anyone thinks, you do you ☮️ ✌🏻 😎
Twitter also be like: Ahahah imagine liking this thing, imagine wearing that, imagine watching that, imagine liking that music
Very very cliche, but don’t stress yourself if you dunno what you wanna do with yourself man. I didn’t work till I was 21, had a few short term jobs, hated them, got signed off work with my head being chocker, and then ended up working for meself and now got 2 businesses🤝
I’ve said it before, an shoutout to couples buying their first house together. But posting a full frontal picture of your house with house number and everything on show is mad I reckon.
Why are loads furious at people having a laugh with challenges on insta man. Same with baking cakes and posting workouts. People making the best of a bad situation and people still be negative ahaha
Sold out again there. Only opened just under 4 weeks ago and keep selling out and getting constantly more busy. In a position to have to hired 3 members of staff already and the gym below hasn’t even opened yet ahaha. Nice one to everyone who’s been in or shared stuff for us 👊🏻😎
Used to rent PS2 games from blockbuster for like £3 then me da would copy and burn them to a CD which worked on me chipped PS2. Unreal finesse gettin new £40 games weekly for fuck all.
Here’s today’s stuff going out to the local kids and food banks, had donations from a few people and put it all to good use. About to get out delivering it all now, thanks again to people who donated 😁
One of the fellas who gave me shit the other day has messaged me with a genuine apology and is actually being sound now wishing me luck. You love to see it, adult shit, no beef over here 🤟🏻😎
“Wool” is a mentality as well by the way. There’s people from areas outside of Liverpool who are sound as fuck and people from Liverpool who are wools ahaha.
Been absolutely dragged up by your skids if you don’t put your rubbish in the bin after you eat somewhere, and if there’s no option to, at least tidy up a bit for the person who takes it away for you.
Some kid is havin a scran with his ma on the L1 grass and he’s doin the classic “watch this” then doin a little spin jump thing that kids do ahaha. Belter man, havin the time of his life.
If people are that angry at me and reckon the scrans are that shite, literally come in to the shop and we can have a chat and I’ll box you a scran genuinely. I’m 27, I’m not tryna have murder an make Twitter enemies ahaha.
“Scouse twitter” acts all like everyone should do what they want and be individual but when anyone is slightly different than the scouse stereotype they get legged and called a wool. Absolute insecure crowd followers everywhere acting too cool to enjoy anything.
Mad the way there’s some super fan of the Beatles from the opposite side of the world who’ll be saving up for years to fly here and see places we walk past daily unbothered
School kid from Dublin DMing me saying he’s impressed with the businesses and wants some advice how it goes and how to get started because there’s a market for people in his school. Absolutely love to see shit like that man 😎
Sending rumours of what you heard happened to your mates in your group chat is sound, but fuckin posting unconfirmed stories publicly on social media is dangerous man. Fuckin little like hungry begs
After MuffinGate earlier in the week,
@LfcK13
and someone else who’d like to remain anonymous both transferred us money for muffins and told us to just give them to the homeless. So who better to give them to than our mates at
@helpfindercic
to make sure they get given out😎