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@decentpatter
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THE SCOTTISH GREEN STREET via @YouTube
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How’s the apprentice getting on
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When the bouncer is checking yer id
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How is this on ITV News and not something out of a sketch show 😂😂
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@decentpatter
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No one: Ally: 🌳 / 🚍 || \ / || \ "Ally for fuck sake! 🌳 / || 🚶‍♂️ \ fuck off ally!” / || \ 💬 💬 🌳 / || \ 👬👬
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@decentpatter
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When you’re bored on GTA
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@decentpatter
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There u go
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@decentpatter
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The greatest story ever told
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@decentpatter
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No need for this in todays game…
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@decentpatter
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Me every time after av had 2 drinks:
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Boys av got an idea 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Shunsuke Nakamura ya fucking dough ball 😂😂😂
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@decentpatter
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Twitch moment of the decade
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@decentpatter
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the new Star Wars movie looks a bit different...
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@decentpatter
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A bet he’s proud of that one
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@decentpatter
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Hell in a cell matches looking pretty different nowadays 😂
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@decentpatter
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U grape looking slut 🤣🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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The streets of Scotland are more entertaining than Netflix
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@decentpatter
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Awrite shagger
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@decentpatter
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“Aww mate that’s a tune” 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Absolute ping 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Yer sticks no even touching the ground man
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@decentpatter
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Aye that’s no unusual mate
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@decentpatter
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Tom Daley eat ur heart out
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@decentpatter
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📍Yer pal gets hit by a bus | | | |______________________ | Check to see if | he’s awrite | ______________________| | | | | 📍Tell him to fuck off...
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@decentpatter
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This a strong contender for the best video this decade
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@decentpatter
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Guy in the back is like wtf 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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His mate just watching him 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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This is such a chaotic video 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Need VAR on that one
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@decentpatter
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How has she fell for that 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Never forget 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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We all just wanna be big rockstars
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@decentpatter
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Still one a the best things posted on Facebook
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Ma fucking 15 year auld daughters sitting there 😂😂😂
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When someone asks u if you’ve spent all ur money even though you’ve just been paid...
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Av shit ma pants
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Thats no fucking magician ya fanny 🤣🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Size a that disco 🤣🤣🤣
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Happy Father’s Day to this dad
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@decentpatter
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A don’t know why this is so funny 🤣🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Fs 🤣🤣
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Boom Boom Boom, everybody say wayo... 😂😂😂
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Gonna tell my kids this was Stevie Wonder
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junkies will never surprise me 😂😂😂
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That’s him told 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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ON THE HEAD🤣🤣
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Pig in the gaff 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Married to The Big Show 😂😂
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😂😂😂😂
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@decentpatter
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what a shot 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Bit extreme Anthony
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@decentpatter
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Am no a pedo av got dyslexia 😂😂😂
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@decentpatter
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Hahahahaha
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Happy 1 year anniversary to the best conversation every filmed
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This man has fucked it
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@decentpatter
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Fair play 😂😂
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@decentpatter
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Saying it how it is 🤣🤣
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Watermelon has absolutely done her there
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All day long 😂😂
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@decentpatter
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Out of nowhere 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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Think that might be a bit extreme Anthony
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@decentpatter
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Caption this
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Who made this 😂😂
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@decentpatter
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Don’t even wanty imagine how sore that would be
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Wit u dain in the loch anyway 🤣🤣
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@decentpatter
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had a shocker here 😂😂
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Watch the fan...
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@decentpatter
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Completely forgot about this guy, what a legend
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Look at the speed of her 🤣🤣
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It’s a man actually Derek
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@decentpatter
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Down u go wee man 🤣🤣
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YOU FUCKING SPASTIC 😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣
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