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2 years

“I just don’t get it…” - Stacey Solomon. ☕️ #Jubilee #JubileeWeekend

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1 year

Happy Easter.

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3 years

She is not playing witchu or anybody. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🔥💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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@camerouninema I will NEVER forget this. NEVER!

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Dad - 1 arm cartwheel. Baby - 🤡

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I too would do my duty on the cushion of unearned millions of £££ but alas, the luxury of my birth is a black British Nigerian of the “commonwealth” Stay frothing in my mentions, paying taxes to support the privilege of the luck of one’s birth. Christ.

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3 years

Art. ❤️😍

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4 years

SHUT UP! 😳🔥💪🏿😍❤️

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4 years

TL CLEANSE Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t. Wait for it.... The way I screamed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡❤️❤️❤️ LOVE her.

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SERENA WILLIAMS & HER BABY. That’s it. That’s the tweet. 💜😳😍🙌🏾

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5 years

@tony__tasty "wig or weave?" Go fuck yourself!

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@pum_zile @DatDudeDrezzy

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@OKAAYKARI @WinEverUwantIT Nope. We don’t want him either, sis. He bats fo yo team.

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7 years

@imleyton Haaaaaaaaaaa, you're being dragged to filth and I'm here for all of it.

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@Khadijahh____ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤡🤡😍😍😍😍😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍

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@thehill @TheHillOpinion What is this? A woman who jumped on her husband’s racist birther lies, plagiarised the former First Lady, wore a “I really don’t care, do you?”to visit migrant children, and exited the White House without offering the courtesy/civility she enjoyed from her predecessor. Please...

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4 years

TL CLEANSE Sometimes you just gotta think “f*ck my shoes”. When you do, magic ensues. ❤️ ❤️❤️

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The embarrassing seething rage of “they don’t pay for all the houses” hahahaha… same woman who intoned that casual racism without intent and couldn’t be harmful. The fuck?!

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@thisiskashmir Hahhahahah I love her.

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2 years

Happy 80th Birthday, Barbra Streisand

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ED MILLIBAND!!!! I can’t. Is anyone else watching this? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@mill0x0 @DanielleRyanJ @kelleent Still no answer. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Live your own life and mind your own damn business. Commenting on a black woman's right to control her own narrative

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4 years

Is there anything she can’t do?

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3 years

@sgurman @JessBravin This is just a whole bunch of crazy. It will never be surreal that America let this clown be president for 4 whole years. Crazy

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3 years

Happy Easter x

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4 years

I. SCREAMED. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡

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3 years

Oh. My. God. HER FEET! HER LINE! 🔥🔥🔥🔥👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻 ❤️❤️❤️😳😭 @StephenMear @MeowTopia

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3 years

Hahahahahahaha! If you don’t complete a gender reveal, will your baby be... human?

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5 years

@QasimRashid “Most of my rapes were... Date rapes or consensual rapes” none of them were jump out of the bush rapes so therefore this abortion ban is justified. HE WAS A POLICE OFFICER? “The masters tools will never dismantle the masters house” Get angry, get fired up, let’s fix this.

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Tiffany Haddish is informed of her Grammy win as she’s filming with 2 black girls. She composed herself enough to make it a teachable moment. Magic. 👸🏾🎉😍❤️🌈

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3 years

I don’t make the rules, I just delight in them.

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4 years

“Like a ball” Her face in the mirror at the end. 😩😍❤️ Another TL cleanse cos it’s the weekend.

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@kelleent @mill0x0 @DanielleRyanJ I mean... I can't even. I'm not a die hard Beyoncé fan but #girlbye . It's not about that. Mind your business & stay in your damn lane

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@lavern_spicer @Caitlyn_Jenner Caitlyn Jenner is transphobic. That was easy. In the same way black people can be racist and women can be agents of misogyny. What now?

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@JackeeHarry Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s! ⚰️🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

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4 years

@PA Miss Hi-

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@litzyyanguiano Aw, you did good girl. ❤️😭

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@violadavis Whew... the moisturised melanated magnificence of our Aunty!!!!! 👸🏿🔥❤️😍

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@UncleSego "who is she? jezebel!" haaaaa!

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@itstarekali Hehehehe they cooking you real good

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@Clemencyokhaifo Delete yourself.

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3 years

“Boycott Sainsbury’s... oh and Tesco, Aldi, Co Op, Iceland, M&S, Waitrose, Lidl...” Hahaha! Laurence Fox will have to create a racist “All Lives Matter” supermarket chain to partner his victimhood political party or just sharrap & buy your groceries.

UK supermarkets unite after Sainsbury's advert prompts racist backlash

Aldi, Asda, Co-op, Iceland, Lidl, Marks & Spencers, Sainsbury’s, Tesco and Waitrose run ads back-to-back on Channel 4

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3 years

To be alive when a daughter of immigrants, a daughter of India, Jamaica & America... in America... A black woman. KAMALA HARRIS will be Vice President of the United States of America. Learn how to pronounce it else Madam Vice President will suffice.

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@Glohanx2 It will never not be funny how she ran her mouth and her chicken was LITERALLY STILL ALIVE!!!!! 🤣⚰️💀😩🤫

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@kelleent @mill0x0 @DanielleRyanJ How it ended up on my timeline but I will let her know-I rebuke you spirit of white privilege, not today! Rashadahabababoshay! Be gone!2/2

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4 years

TL CLEANSE! Science. Evolution. Self awareness. CATS. 😻

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4 years

@MatthewACherry Wayment, ITS NOT YOUR PROJECT? I scrolled passed these today thinking “go on, Matthew, secure your bag” 👀

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3 years

Um, can I please interrupt your evening to celebrate the joy’s and excellence of Mother Nature’s makeup skills…. Presenting the VIOLET-BACKED STARLING 😳🥺🌈❤️😍

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@Bomanizer “DON’T LEAVE ME!!!!!” I love black people!!!! I am screaming.

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6 years

@TomiLahren Yesterday, he was a "RINO" today this? Girl, bye. Your duplicitousness is as transparent as your peroxide rinse or Trump's tan; choose your adventure.

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4 years

Patti Lupone is my fav perfume.

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6 years

@kelleent @nytimes I mean, the fucking headline?! The necessity of a sociopathic, xenophobic, white supremacist is America 2018?! HE'S A NECESSITY?

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@uclagymnastics @Beyonce @DennisNia When she hit that “woah” though.... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Adjust your crown, sis. Whew chilaaay, that was sumfink else! 😍🔥😍

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@marsdoug @Sebby_Col @marcantolin GASPING FOR AIR. ACTUAL TEARS. 😭😭😭

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3 years

Open for a surprise.

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3 years

Trisha Goddard, looking like she’s about to give the middle 8 with Eternal 🥰😍🔥👸🏿, telling Piers to wind his neck in, is a sensational start to my week.

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@miss_sahhara @ModupeOfficial Listen they made a mistake booking her. Nigerian aunties don’t play. She was already 50 points ahead AND then she started on “what kind of grandmother”... there was no coming back from that. She snatched ALL their follicles clean off.

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4 years

SCREAMING!!! 🤣🤣❤️🤣🤣🤡🤣

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4 years

TL CLEANSE It’s... it’s... it’s a smiling pupppy in a banana. 😍😩❤️ Whew lord, I needed this one.

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Rihanna giving Jesus the Fenty daytime glam look, for his return tomorrow, is the future liberals want. Happy Easter. 😍❤️🌈

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4 years

Wait. For. It. 😳⚰️🤡🤣😭😂🤡😳 I’m done. Goodnight.

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3 years

If “over it” was a person. I YAM CRYEEEEEEEEEN! 🤣🤣🤣😭 Goodnight.

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5 years

@Laurahas2boys @EllenPage Lifestyle choice?

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3 years

Hahahhahahaha. I swear to god, if this isn’t me, desperately trying to confirm I’m not a f*cking robot! Quick internal scream & go! Morning x

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1 year

Incredible. Now THIS IS the joy of social media 😍🐸

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@AmeriKraut

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@tajuonuma I screamed. She ain’t fumbling that bag for nerberdeh!

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I love him. I love her. I don’t care if it was staged. SHE WAS READY AND WENT OFF THE DEEP END, Okrrrrr?!! That hair is deep conditioned, foofed to hell and she was already warm! GO AWFF, SIS! You never know where your next job’s coming from.

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@Yep_ItsOlivia @FoloWorld @amnahours THIS. As if the magazine FORCED him to do it. Why are people?!

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EMILY MAITLIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥... MY GOOD GOD! This is arguably the best minute, internationally speaking, I’ve seen on the #coronavirus pandemic.

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@THR @seanspicer

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TL CLEANSE HE’S BACK. The smile, the shirt.... LOVE! Thank you to his mother for raising AND sharing such joy.

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I did not see that coming. No one could.

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4 years

Good morning, here’s your casual reminder to... #WearADamnMask Okay? Okay. 😘

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@joyadjacent @SasLovesYa @_TAYdayEVERYday @IamTabithaBrown @TheKalenAllen @choycebrown @VirtuousJoi How they respectfully BUT quickly remove the boy... THE. WHOLE. THING. Black people are my favourite perfume.

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The utterly delightful "fuck you" of returning the cost of refurbishing Frogmore castle. The racists are livid. #megexit

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Piers Morgan and his ilk; Hopkins, cunttwins et all are just so apoplectic with rage. This the flavour and temperature of tea I enjoy the most Meanwhile there’s a paedophile in the royal family but Harry and Meghan seeking respite from this circus is the line. Sure.

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@notcapnamerica @KamalaHarris He had nothing. The stupid pause before he asked his defunct question. Please please please... don’t play with our Aunty. Not today, not ever “Indeed”

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TL CLEANSE The talent of him. In Nigeria. In the rain. Giving it... 🔥🤴🏿🔥 Leapofdance on ig ❤️💪🏿😩

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I YAM CRYEEEN. 😂😭😂🤣🫣🫠 😂

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@shamiesw @RoyBanks17 @Sebby_Col This one absolutely destroyed me. @marsdoug @marcantolin

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TL CLEANSE HA! NAN!!!! FFS! 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡 “I wish”

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1 year

I’m sorry, WHAAAAAT!!? 😭❤️🌈

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@uncledmoney @racheladedeji Black people are my favourite perfume, recipe, tv show, moisturiser, book... 😭😭🤣🤣🖤 I love us

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Just read this on twitter and it’s had me laughing for longer than it should. If you want to say Spice Girls in a Scottish accent, say Space Ghettos in an American accent. Say it out loud. Ha! I just did - again. So simple So stupid So funny. You’re welcome.

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4 years

@lualexofficial @chloexhalle You better play, Sir!

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7 years

Um, ladies unt gentlemen; The #twelfthnight poster for @The_Globe . Morning.

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5 years

Morning, 37th Birthday today & I’m thankful for the incredibly surreal journey I’m on and to all of you for taking part somehow. I formally recognise my depression & being at a relatively low ebb, for a while, for which I’m eternally grateful. Be kind. Gateau x

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@Bossip NOT THE UNSEASONING STONE... Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s!

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@ItsTimiDuhh Thank you, Uncle Rodney. ❤️🤴🏿🌈

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@thisiskashmir How’s he a black toddler but all of our uncles from a different time. The inflections… CRYINE!

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@BlessingsDigha I love her so much 🤡🤡😂😂

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4 years

So stupid. 🤣😩🤣⚰️🤪🤡

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4 years

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5 years

@areyoudxmb Teacher in the back took. Me. Out. 🤣

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4 years

@whykent Oh, sit the fuck down, Karen. You’re doing waaaay THREE much.

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@kristinbrandy Oh, there are so many of these brilliant moments. Dad - giving it breakdance Son - yeah, but can you helicopter... BOTH WAYS?! 🤡🤣⚰️💪🏿🔥❤️

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@SamiraAhmedUK @scottygb @flashboy They are my absolute favourite!! ❤️😍😳😂🌈❤️

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“Woke? Please be quiet because you are incredibly boring” @RakieAyola has no time to hold your hand through your reductive pejoratives. Many people should know and be better but today, “Wokarati”- i’m looking directly at you, @SuellaBraverman .

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TL CLEANSE Your little Tuesday pick me up; the joy of a toddler who loves being handed things. Good morning. ❤️🌈🎉

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Sound. It. Out. Saoirse Tchaikovsky Niamh Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Dr Shola Shogbamimu… PRACTISE! SOUND IT OUT! Or… risk humiliation on live tv for lack of professionalism, due diligence or basic collegial respect. Choose your adventure

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Auntie Shola said we're not moving on until you pronounce my name right.

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