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Leonard 🏒🥅

@Le202nard

2 years

I had $8 to spare and gave it to Planned Parenthood. Check that.

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Leonard 🏒🥅

@Le202nard

2 years

I just received an email from my kids' principal stating any students that participate in a planned walkout to protest gun violence in schools will receive an unexcused absence. Yeah, let's make it the kids' fault & not the adults entrusted with their safety. My kids can walk.

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When asked about his reaction to the Oscars last night, Ted Cruz said without a hint of irony, "Everybody knows if somebody said that about Heidi, I would've done the exact same thing."

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SCOTUS, are you listening? #BansOffOurBodies

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When asked about having to leave Morton's Steakhouse through the back door after being confronted by protesters, Supreme Court Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh said angrily, "All Americans deserve a right to privacy, dammit!"

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Ron DeSantis acknowledges Joe Biden won the election every time he asks the White House for help.

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@Le202nard

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Remember that time the Washington Nationals invited Dr. Fauci to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day and it made Donald Trump so jealous he lied and said he was asked to do the same by the Yankees? And remember when the Yankees told everyone he was lying?

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If you think DeSantis has a problem with math now, wait until he learns the history of algebra.

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@Le202nard

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BREAKING: Devin Nunes asks Elon Musk to buy Congress so he can have his old job back.

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I propose we start naming mass shootings after politicians that fail to address them.

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@Le202nard

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Just got a text from my mom saying she'll be participating in the Bans Off Our Bodies March on Saturday. She's never protested a thing in her life. Republicans better be paying attention 'cause she ain't the only one.

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Remember when Donald Trump used to beg for the Nobel Peace Prize like a child in the candy aisle? Know who actually won one? Barack Obama.

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@Le202nard

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The same people that claim Jill Biden isn't a real doctor say it doesn't really matter if Herschel Walker graduated college.

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@Le202nard

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Last night my daughter had a nightmare about a school shooting. She woke up and googled the likelihood of a person being killed by gunfire. But sure, let's talk about the psychological damage caused by wearing masks or discussing the classmate with two moms.

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BREAKING: Melania Trump unveils her White House portrait.

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Nikki Haley explaining to a young girl in New Hampshire that her body doesn't belong to her but to old men who want to be kings.

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@Le202nard

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Mitch McConnell told reporters he enjoyed tonight's halftime show but is looking forward to the return of American halftime shows.

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Ben Sasse: "Ya know, she seems like the perfect nominee but there's just somethin' about her..."

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@Le202nard

1 year

We deserve to dance without fear of being murdered. We deserve to study without fear of being murdered. We deserve to pray without fear of being murdered. We deserve to shop without fear of being murdered. We deserve to live without fear of being murdered.

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@Le202nard

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@ChristineS629 What does staying in class and getting massacred accomplish?

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@Le202nard

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Sitting in my front yard and listening to the funeral bell of the National Cathedral ring 900 times. Each mournful ring represents 1,000 American lives lost to covid. One thousand deaths...for more than an hour.

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2 years

Lemme see if I understand this correctly. Faced with the choice of voting for a pastor or a lying, abusive cheater that holds guns to the heads of women, evangelicals are flocking toward...the latter? It 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 leads me to conclude their religion is a facade.

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@Le202nard

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Imagine voting for someone who has to miss the funeral for his third mother-in-law because he'll be on trial for defaming a woman he previously raped.

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@Le202nard

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A student killed at least three people at the University of Virginia overnight and Glenn Youngkin's greatest concern is which bathroom the gunman uses.

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Lindsey Graham: "Just a reminder that nothing we Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee say in this hearing can be construed as racist because we're friends with Clarence Thomas."

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@Le202nard

1 year

Have y'all seen Tennessee Governor Bill Lee's website? You should.

Home | Governor Bill Lee

www.governorbilllee.com

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@Le202nard

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I'm beginning to think we're not gonna be naming shit after Donald Trump.

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@Le202nard

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I can't believe the Democrats raised corporate taxes right as the trickle-down effect was about to kick in and generate tremendous wealth for average Americans.

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@Le202nard

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Ignore Andrew Yang like you did that guy who lost his girl to Pete Davidson.

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@Le202nard

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Know who's not traipsing around the country pretending he's still president? Barack Obama.

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@Le202nard

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Gerald Ford pardoned Richard Nixon because he felt it was in the best interests of the country. No president, current or future, should pardon Donald Trump for the exact same reason.

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@Le202nard

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When pressed by the media while trying to leave the Russell Senate Office Building, Mitch McConnell said that while he finds Judge Brown Jackson's credentials impeccable, he believes Supreme Court Justices should be American.

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Breaking: Adidas seen leaving Pete Davidson's apartment this morning.

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@Le202nard

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"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little Don, too!"

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Now we all know why MTG was so concerned with improving the conditions at the DC Jail.

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@Le202nard

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Texas Governor Greg Abbott's abortion ban goes into effect on Thursday. Did you know Texans have until October 11 to register to vote and boot his ass out of office?

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@Le202nard

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Know who's never been suspected of using his celebrity to steal welfare funds for personal gain? Colin Kaepernick.

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@Le202nard

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CONFIRMED: Upon learning that his plane's engine blew, Donald Trump instructed Devin Nunes to cut it a check for $130K.

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@Le202nard

1 year

Joe Biden's economy is so healthy, redhats are tossing hundred dollar bills left and right to "buy" pictures of an old man in his underwear.

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@Le202nard

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BREAKING: Alaska leaves Sarah Palin for much younger woman.

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@Le202nard

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BREAKING: Six witnesses will not testify in today's J6 hearing after claiming they're going into labor with Herschel Walker's other other secret baby.

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@Le202nard

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Ted Cruz is doing all kind of touristy shit while island-hopping in the Bahamas and certainly won't complain that the average fuel price there is $6.48/gallon.

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@Le202nard

1 year

Congratulations to Tiffany Trump for 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 being in a real billionaire's family.

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@Le202nard

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Sources close to Donald Trump reveal he buried Ivana Trump on his New Jersey golf course so he could cheat on her for the rest of his life.

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@Le202nard

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Why don't we allow weapons on airplanes? So one person can't kill hundreds of people at once. Then why the hell do we allow civilians to have weapons of war?!

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@Le202nard

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Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds says she is shocked by today's school shooting in Des Moines that killed two students. How is she shocked?! She and her party have done NOTHING to prevent the all too common murders of our children in their safe space!

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@Le202nard

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Real actors know there's no apostrophe in Oscars.

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@Le202nard

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"I demand a recount," political hopeful Herschel Walker said about his rapidly changing family tree.

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@Le202nard

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When your church can afford Super Bowl ads, it's well past time to tax them.

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A special congratulations to Josh Hawley! He just set the new record for longest running joke.

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"Be aggressive! Be-be aggressive!"

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@Le202nard

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Mark Meadows' spokesperson said the Former White House Chief of Staff wasn't trying to intimidate Cassidy Hutchinson ahead of her testimony before the J6 Committee and added, "Mr. Meadows was merely concerned with her ability to swim the Potomac."

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@antifaoperative On a Sunday because that's the lord's day.

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@Le202nard

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One slight hint of cocaine orgies on K St. and suddenly Sarah Palin decides to run for Congress.

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@Le202nard

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Good news, Donald Trump! The Schumer-Manchin climate bill will give the IRS its largest budget increase in history, which will ensure your audits are completed in a fair and timely manner.

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@Le202nard

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I see it.

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@Le202nard

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@antifaoperative Wait, I thought they were pro-veterans. Except for McCain and Vindman and now Crenshaw and...

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@Le202nard

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Reminder: pro-life superhero Jim Harbaugh has adopted exactly zero children.

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@Le202nard

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Has Fox News had a segment yet on how much it cost the shooter to drive to Buffalo?

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@Le202nard

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BREAKING: Devin Nunes called the White House to inquire about Congressional resignation forgiveness.

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@Le202nard

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New abortion laws are forcing some doctors to choose between saving lives and prison. I propose we force politicians to make the same choice.

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Tennessee says fuck it and changes its name to Confederate North Korea.

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This is what happens when you give security clearances to the very people the system was designed to flag.

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@Le202nard

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Cassidy Hutchinson was so terrible, Steve Scalise hired her. She was so terrible, Ted Cruz hired her. She was so terrible, the White House hired her. She was so terrible, Mark Meadows hired her. She was so terrible, Mark Meadows then promoted her. It all makes sense, right?

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@Le202nard

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Not to brag or anything but a federal judge has never gone on television and claimed that I'm a clear and present danger to our democracy.

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@Le202nard

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Mike Johnson's class had a field trip to the White House today.

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I don't understand why House Republicans don't pray the deficit away. It works so well with gun violence.

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@Le202nard

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Happy retirement, Dr. Fauci. Thank you for your dedicated service to our nation and mankind.

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@Le202nard

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I hear Truth Social is on life support. I wonder if they've tried horse paste.

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On this Independence Day, there are 700,000 people living in the nation's capital that do not have voting representation in Congress. Selective democracy is not democracy. #DCstatehood

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@Le202nard

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@merry_ghouled My advice would be to make sure there isn't a graduation then. Call their bluff.

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@Le202nard

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Nothing says democracy like a fucking wall between the government and its people.

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Remember that time Donald Trump was speaking at the U.N. and bragged about how accomplished his administration was? And remember how all the other world leaders erupted in uncontrolled laughter until their sides hurt?

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Rudy Giuliani booking Four Seasons Total Landscaping was funny and all but watching Jason Aldean crap his pants on stage takes the cake.

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George W. Bush doing his best George W. Bush impression at the Little League World Series.

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Tough guy Josh Hawley running from praying grandmothers in the Capitol.

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Today, this group said with a straight face that it's vitally important for the U.S. to stop recognizing color.

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Josh Hawley: "I wasn't running out of fear. I just realized I left my hood in the car."

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Donald Trump gets covid and joyrides around Walter Reed in his Superman Underoos. Joe Biden gets covid and kills the leader of al Qaeda without fanfare.

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Since Republicans want to change the name of Dulles, Democrats should introduce a bill to rename it Dwight Eisenhower International or DEI.

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That feeling when your "fabulously wealthy" kids give you the Trump Steaks of headstones.

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Good morning to all those who volunteer to work elections instead of overthrowing them.

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Know who's never complained about the FBI wearing shoes in his bedroom? Barack Obama.

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BREAKING: Antifa raids Mar-a-Lago

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Congratulations to Herschel Walker for flying the U.S. drone that killed al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in Afghanistan.

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Vote like our daughters' lives depend on it. They do.

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In retrospect, we all should have known that Brett Favre's conspiracy to commit fraud emails would be intercepted.

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"It may be funny to you motherfucker but it's not funny to me, okay?" -Beto Motherfuckin' O'Rourke

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@Le202nard

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Kevin McCarthy heard Donald Trump wasn't eating after January 6th, so he took time away from Congress to console him at Mar-a-Lago. Meanwhile, an estimated 13 million children in the U.S. weren't eating and McCarthy didn't do shit about it.

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It shouldn't surprise anyone that conservatives can't accept a Black mermaid. This is the same crowd that still insists Donald Trump is a Christian.

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I can't believe President Biden is raising taxes on the wealthy just as the trickle-down effect was gonna kick in and make us all fabulously rich.

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Brett Favre stole welfare funds. Brett Favre stole welfare funds. Brett Favre stole welfare funds. Brett Favre stole welfare funds. Brett Favre stole welfare funds. Brett Favre stole welfare funds. Brett Favre stole welfare funds. Brett Favre stole welfare funds.

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Remember when Republicans were so disgusted by President Biden's decision to withdraw troops from Afghanistan? Turns out they were just pissed at the idea of giving them health insurance when they returned home.

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So you're telling me QAnon couldn't even predict the divorce of its queen?

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BREAKING: Thief sues government, claims right to privacy of stolen loot owned by said government.

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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani announces bid for Mayor of Rikers Island.

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Can we start playing the Benny Hill music every time Republicans vote for House speaker?

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Elections day, Kansas, and women are on the ballot. Get to the polls and 𝗩𝗢𝗧𝗘 𝗡𝗢 to protect your abortion rights!

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Republican legislators are defending a Supreme Court justice with a net worth of $24M for seeking tuition assistance for his kid while derailing tuition forgiveness for low-income Americans.

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