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Criminal defense lawyer. #resist . Hail Pitt Law. No DM’s. Joe Strummer rules. Magturd whisperer. 99 problems and being an evangelical ain’t one. Vonnegut.

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Oops: Jared Kushner Reportedly Created a Shell Company to Secretly Pay Trump Family Members and Spend Half the Campaign’s Cash | Vanity Fair. Hahaha.
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This is a masterpiece.
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Fucking morons.
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Love this.
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Direct hit. Youch.
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Who the fuck holds a rally in Waco on the anniversary of the Waco massacre?
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Fat slob says what?
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The physique of a god.
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@Jason_Aldean Nickleback thinks your music sucks.
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I had to put down my boy today. Tough day for LGM. God’s speed my boy.
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She hates drag queens? Seriously?
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@RonnyJacksonTX Oh my god. They were hiding that he snores? The horror!
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Those are some big ass feet.
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Instead of “rosebud” his last gasp deathbed word will be what?
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Panama red is higher than a kite.
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Merry Christmas.
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Can I get a hahahaha?
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What kind of animal shoots a deer with an AR 15. Loser.
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I’m so proud of my son Derek!
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That’s what you call a losing message.
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What a piece of shit. Moron. You’re not a doctor moron.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy You wouldn’t even defend the capital.
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@RyanAFournier How long did you jerk off to it?
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@CalltoActivism Ron’s good at checkers. Chess, not so much.
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Hahaha.
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@CalltoActivism Why not both?
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@NotHoodlum @patriottakes That gets you in the front and back door.
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@TedNugent Best thing about my record collection. No Nugent!!!!
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Shingles doesn’t care asswipe.
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@laurenboebert Are you referring to the three when Trump was president and he never told us?
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@JDVance1 You sir are a joke. Stick to being the hillbilly whisperer.
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Hahaha. Clearly cheatolini is mad.
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They’re allowing babies to be born right from the mother’s womb. That’s crazy man.
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@FnpMarieOH @kavba1960 I watched that. Looks like the Amish outfitted that sub.
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Jail and a big stinky load in his depends?
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The wives look Nucking Futz.
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Activated!!
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 That boy is tasting soup in his beard from a week ago. Soft landing for his boyfriend’s tanned testicles.
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@patriottakes He shops at target in the little boys section. Always lurking.
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@patriottakes Those eight balls and the silicone leaks have her looking like Iggy Pop.
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Catturd got jammed up On vacation.
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@RonFilipkowski Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Chachi. Sit on it!!
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@brixwe I’m sick of people getting triggered over things that don’t even affect them.
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Governor Huckleberry’s secrematary of Edumacation.
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@Imposter_Edits Playing basketball while black. Outrageous.
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@laurenboebert They usually pass through doing devastating damage. What’s wrong with you? What is your point.
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And the Oscar goes to..
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Did the meth cartel cut toes off?
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She’s crazier than a shithouse rat. Just ask her staff.
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Amazing these guys can’t get laid
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Magturd army.
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Delusional.
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Question. How many of you felt like never getting another dog after your dog died?
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@saraforamerica Crouching Tiger Mom Hidden Swastika.
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@laurenboebert Did you film your husband showing his Dong to minors at a bowling ally?
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@Acyn It stands for annoying.
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Hahaha.
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The hot new trend Maga road yoga.
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@GovRonDeSantis . In America we have a free market economy. Not some tin pot fascist autocracy.
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@NoLieWithBTC @sun_dawg1 He hasn’t seen his wang since 1979.
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What a fucking moron. Practicing law is an art. She sucks at it. Absolute goof.
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Let’s take a moment to remember…what an absolute douche he was.
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@patriottakes Trump’s auctioning her off.
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I can’t believe that this nutcase is the speaker. Christofascist lunatic.
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“Putin” followed by a delightful death gasp.
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What a fucking freak. Make America pray again? Porn star banging serial cheater and fraudster.
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@TomiLahren You’re still around? I assumed you were a greeter at wal mart.
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Judge Jeanine gets stopped for a DUI.
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And the Oscar goes to..
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Translation. I had an affair with Stormy. What a scumbag.
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@lawofruby Man. His lawyers are horrible.
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Take that Taylor Swift.
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Imbecile.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy So are you anti crime or not Kevin? So weak. So beholden.
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@michael81758766 Soap and hot water?
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@CalltoActivism Wake Ron up before you go go.
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Weird. Every chick that works for Trump starts looking really weird.
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Hahaha.
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Yeah. Like these sneakers are cool? Fucking dorks.
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@Jim_Jordan Why are you in congress? Why didn’t you protect your wrestlers? Why can’t you pass the bar. Why? Why Gym? Why?
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@elonmusk Ummm. Is this a shout out to white nationalists?
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Wtf?
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Wtf happened to this wanker.
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@RonFilipkowski Man does she look weird. Like one of those dog ate my face off transplant victims.
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@RonFilipkowski It’s so funny. He literally fails at everything. Everything.
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@RonFilipkowski Get your big government hands off our welfare checks.
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Magturds are funny.
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Holy fucking mackerel.
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Isn’t this the Manson family?
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Ah those 70s girls, no make up, no tattoos, no ripped jeans, no funny colored hair, no nose rings. Just natural beauty.😳
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@SpeakerMcCarthy You are such a coward. Such a feckless loser.
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Hahaha.
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What a fucking idiot.
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@RonFilipkowski Delusional drivel.
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Yikes.
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@patriottakes Only one thing stopped her from going to college. High school.
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@RonnyJacksonTX It’s nice that you are just high at the capitol and not drunk tweeting from Chili’s.
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Holy shite.
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Hahaha.
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@DLPodcaster @birdwatcher1228 As president he built railroads and airports.
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