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@LaurensRage

9 years

@LaurenJauregui I'm not an American and I honesty can't fathom how so many atrocities happen and still nothing changes.

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Turned down a mil to win The FA Cup

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21 days

turned down a milli to sit on the bench, i might be cackling, possibly wheezing

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2 years

CHAMPIONS 🏆 👹

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6 years

She won’t say cause she can’t remember which version of the story she’s going with.

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"I don't like to ruin the dream. They believed in something that's beautiful. I'm sure with One Direction, too, nobody really saw behind the scenes. You just see the dream" -Camila Cabello

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The parallels of both sides is insane. Both reach a cup final but both playing absolute shite all season bar a few games and both need a new manager. No one does it quite like Manchester United

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Both @ManUtd and @ManUtdWomen have teams in the #EmiratesFACup and @AdobeWFACup Finals for the second year running 🏆🏆

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A-Force to be reckoned with

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Phallon 🐙

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Phallon ❤️👹

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7 years

WFH VS DOWN - 1st day US streaming

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6 months

think this is what they call karma

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4 months

Dysfunctional FC under Marc Skinner #SkinnerOut

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8 months

Sarina not saying if Gabby would have been called up or not. Class response from Sarina. Shame on you Molly for asking that question. Gabby has just done her ACL and you try and upset her more by getting Sarina to say she would have been called up. Poor question

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8 years

"Did ya'll know we got 2 music videos that have a BILLION views" @dinahjane97 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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10 months

didn’t delete it quick enough Tim

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6 months

Lucia 😭

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2 years

The only super league I care about

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7 years

👊🏻 This is what strong management do

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10 months

With all the shock results / last minute goals in this World Cup this woman deserves so much respect. MARY ALEXANDRA EARPS

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8 years

@jesydeIuxe LM have to tell you to request to US radio stations and you still can't get them played

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8 years

No Fifth Harmony No Nicki No Tori No Megan Yet they nominate songs TWO years old or artists that don't make music anymore

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4 years

@ffsDH_70 @SkySportsNews And the premier league whilst we’re at it.

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1 year

Kate Winslet is on BBC breakfast right now talking about Marcus Rashford. If the video comes on your TL then watch it. Almost made me cry 🥹

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8 years

Soundcheck- The Life (Of all the songs she asked for lol) #727TourManchester

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6 years

@BuzzFeed She’s so used to making herself the victim that she’s a natural at it now, even when it’s against a 6 year old

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7 years

If @syco did their fucking job and sent it to UK radio it would be a lot higher than this!

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3 years

Funny how Spain doesn’t make any top 10 lists but everyone tonight is wanting to avoid them in the group stages.

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3 years

My first Man Utd (women) game today 😁

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7 years

Goes to a protest then clubbing and also unfollows Camila Insta. A great day for Lauren

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1 year

@TheAthleticFC you could have added the word retired but that wouldn’t fit your agenda.

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6 years

@LIBGyal She’ll be fine in roughly 9 months.

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1 year

Tooney has had a POOR season, Utd fans know this, Tooney knows this but we’re still gonna finish higher than you and Nobbs still can’t get in the England team over her. they think she chose violence 😭

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1 year

Man Utd fans support the club. We might have our fav players but we will always support the club We might talk shit about the club for their choices but they’re still our club. We are not fans who support players wherever they go. If people didn’t know this they will soon 👹❤️

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2 years

Man Utd women > Man Utd men

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1 year

Seeing Aoife getting hate tweets from US fans just makes me remember how fucking soft they are. Football >>>>sanitised soccer

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1 year

WE’RE ALL GOING ON A EUROPEAN TOUR, EUROPEAN TOUR

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8 years

The girls got mentioned on UK tv this morning. (KCA) #Harmonizers #iHeartAwards #BestFanArmy

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1 year

We have our best ever season and other WSL clubs are offering DOUBLE the wages we are to our players. Utd talk a good game but in reality it’s all PR and they don’t care about the womens team. They wouldn’t let Rashford go on a free but are happy for Ona to walk away.

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7 years

Well Camila won't have to change anything cause all her profiles look like a solo artist anyway.

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1 year

Ugly tears. I’m sad she’s leaving, our best ever player. I’m glad we got to see her grow & be apart of her journey to greatness. Whilst I’m sad I take comfort in her going back to her childhood club. Players like Ona will be remembered as a legend of our club, others won’t

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@LaurensRage

6 years

@musicnewsfact No disrespect to blackpink meant here but the two 5H videos have over a billion views each. This post sounds like 5H videos have just over 400 mil.

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2 years

HOLD THAT

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2 years

Who’s at the top with not a single loss?

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@LaurensRage

3 years

When you have more keepers than forwards there’s a issue. One of those forwards hasn’t played a game for 310 days due to injury. INVEST in your women’s team. @ManUtdWomen @ManUtd #MUWomen

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1 year

The club are fucking useless. They have been at the table with Russo for over a YEAR AND HALF. They have spoken to SEVEN different ppl at Utd and no deal has yet been agreed. This is 100% the truth believe me or don’t it’s your choice. Most likely the same with Ona.

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@LaurensRage

3 years

@ManUtdWomen You should have backed her and gave her what she wanted rather than false promises. The team should be training at Carrington not getting moved around constantly. Not good enough from a so called big club.

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2 years

Jackie ❤️❤️❤️

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5 months

Casey wasn’t tagged and this wasn’t the first pic 🥹

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1 year

She will be missed. Wishing Ona all the best for the future 🫶👹

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2 months

Happy fucking Saturday REDS

UtdDistrict

@UtdDistrict

2 months

EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United have major doubt over offering new contract to Marc Skinner 🚨 FULL STORY |

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4 years

@SkySportsNews Usual gammon in the comments

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6 years

@unison_my_ass I saw this a few days ago. “Tell R0ger heyyyy from us” Making payola look so obvious

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1 year

8k allocation sold out without going on general sale. FA should be embarrassed only giving us and Chelsea such a low amount. Reporters that said we wouldn’t sell out COME OUTSIDE.

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1 year

🙏🙏🙏

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3 years

Rashford and De Gea always showing their support ❤️ #MUWomen

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7 years

What promotion?

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3 years

@ManUtdWomen I’m sure she’ll have a fucking great birthday. Shameful this.

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6 months

Leah and Luca is actually sooo funny. He’s gonna be begging her to join other teams and Leah is just happy and settled in Manchester. He was in her ear about saying yes to an England call up when she’s repeatedly told PN and SW she’s not interested. Luca all about $$ PRu$$o

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I have said for MONTHS that Hayley Ladd is the glue in this team. MONTHS. whatever the midfield choice is going to be Ladd has to be there

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8 years

They know so Little (Mix)

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Prolific

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2 years

🎵 When I saw you Jackie 🎵 Finally a Utd player

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4 months

Spoke to 3 lots of different Utd fans today that I’ve never seen before. Asked if they were Skinner in or out. All said Skinner Out. We are not in the minority!

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1 year

@SkySportsWSL not even Chelsea’s best player this season.

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5 years

Sam and Normani have the biggest debut song in UK Spotify today!!!!! Debut at #6 with 316k and only 32k before #4 . A top 3 is 56k streams per day away.

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2 years

@AshBroadley @bmeado9 She’s one of the players in the WSL that got most hate last season so I’m not surprised her “people” screened your questions.

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2 years

I JUST GOT ONA 😭

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6 months

Name an England player that has scored as many iconic / important goals than Tooney.

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7 months

Let’s be clear. Marc should NEVER got the Utd job in the first place. The only reason he did is cause the club WAS cheap and Pedro Martinez Losa rejected us. The club are putting effort in now but if Marc gets a new deal (they were negotiating) then I don’t know what to tell u

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6 months

If you want Skinner Out then make it known AT games. Some of us chanted we wanted him out today. Hes not good enough, time to go Marc #SkinnerOUT

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3 years

I would love Alex Scott and Ian Wright to be part of the new Sky or BBC coverage of the WSL. Also get Lucy Ward from BT to commentate.

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6 months

Arsenal just lost another trophy

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@bristolcitywfc

6 months

You don't want to miss this one! 🤩

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2 years

🎵 Tooney and Lessi Russo🎵 #WEURO2022

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1 year

When the club you apparently love matches an offer from a rival club and you decide to join that rival club, then I’m sorry but it was never about what Utd could or couldn’t offer. They wanted the excuse of no CL football but we didn’t give them that.

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As per The Athletic, Man Utd were ‘disappointed’ that a ‘very generous’ offer to Alessia Russo didn’t get the deal done. On the player’s side, the first acceptable offer wasn’t made until well into May. Been told separately Utd’s offer matched Arsenal. #MUWomen

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@GeorgeSpursFan_ @harrymc71652458 @OfficialFPL There’s not that many options for a striker and he plays every week. Only reasons I can think of.

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0 goals 0 shots on target 0 chances created Highest paid player in the WSL.

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2 months

As soon as Tooney made that run and the pass was made, Stanway, Russo and Hemp should have been busting a gut trying to get into the box for either the pass Tooney made OR the potential rebound from a shot saved by the keeper. Only Hemp looked slightly interested.

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grace shouldve stayed on... or even park subbed on... sorry tooney 🫠

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@DylanMi24612923 @guardian This is the worst take I’ve heard.

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1 year

@FabrizioRomano Why mention he’s a former NFL player but not mention she’s a football player?

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The only super league that I recognise

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2 years

@SkySportsWSL You should really clarify if she’s actually saying she took Chelsea players to Wolfsburg whilst expecting them to return positive covid results cause that’s what she’s implied.

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@SkySportsWSL @MollieKmita the way you talk about Russo you’d think she’d had Haaland type stats. Please be serious

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1 year

Best sign I’ve seen at the footie.

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4 months

He spent £160k on Lisa and he barely plays her but then randomly starts her in big games against City and PSG. The only person holding her back is Skinner and his compulsion to only talk badly about his own foreign signings. #SkinnerOut

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Full answer from Marc Skinner to my Q on Lisa Naalsund (& Irene Guerrero). #MUWomen “For anybody that has an opinion, I see (Lisa) every single day…so I’m in the best position to know when (her time to play a bigger role) is. Hopefully that’s very soon, and for a long time.”

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8 years

In other words Fifth Harmony should get more main stage performances.

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8 years

#AMAs Ratings - @fifthharmony segments: 8PM (performance): #4t for demo, #2 for viewers 9PM (award): #1 for demo, #3 for viewers

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@LaurensRage

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"I think the business side of the team need to make sure we're putting our energies into recruiting to give our funds, to give our players the support and the depth needed"

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@Sanny_Rudra

4 months

Marc Skinner to @5liveSport after losing 2-1 to Manchester City in the Conti Cup. 🗣️ Calling for investment: "I'm not frustrated [with the performance] because I think that's a it's a wasted emotion, but I think we need to continue to put our energy into recruiting. I think the

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Since Skinner took over the midfield has remained mostly the same and he doesn’t try new things. Zelem who isn’t a 6 is played there. Zelem in 2.5 seasons has been subbed off the pitch ONCE in the 87th minute in a 2-0 loss. This isn’t normal. #SkinnerOut

Boots Balls & Bras

@BootsBallsBras_

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“The United midfield is weak” 🔴Manchester United fans, who do you want to see brought in during the January transfer window? Tell us below👇 🎧 Click the link in the bio to listen to the latest episode!🔥 #bbbpod #BarclaysWSL #MUWomen

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4 years

Twitter after everything that happened with The Vamps and that DWTS interview after BBMA

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what’s a fifth harmony moment that doesn’t feel real

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1 year

Mins since the Euros (defenders) 703 Greenwood 625 Bronze 602 Bright 394 Williamson 296 Charles 263 Carter 180 Le Tissier 163 Morgan 111 Stokes 36 Wobben-Moy source [the telegraph]

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10 months

the breaking news here is Man Utd have a scout.

Women’s Transfer News

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10 months

Scouts from Arsenal and Manchester United were present at Tuesday’s group-stage match between #NOR and #SUI , per @SandraRiquelme_ 👀

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The way this man works in womens football and the way he has these types of interactions and just gets away with it. Martha Thomas Erin Cuthburt Emma Hayes Melissa Burgin The list is growing

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@CAITLINF0ORD

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lol i’ll stop gatekeeping my vid now

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@LaurensRage

2 years

📸 Effi’s official photographer today and I love this picture.

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2 years

Got a bunch of pics from Today This is probably my favorite. @leah_galton21 a little shocked I came all the way from Israel for the game. See you again on Sunday

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4 years

@Bleep450 @SkySportsNews Kids shouldn’t be in the squad if they can’t act like adults and not break rules. It’s shows a lack of respect for Southgate and their teammates.

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@FootbalIhub Hundreds of fans found out the flight number of their plane and decided they were entitled to see the Lionesses after they’ve travelled for 24 hours. Buy tickets to WSL games instead or go to pre season games. Poor from entitled fans if you ask me

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I will support the group 100% always, I'm not going to jump to conclusions but a 2nd solo song will not sit well with me. Focus on 5H

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