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ON TO WEEK TWO!
Next Sunday, January 15th at 1 PM:
Detroit Rampage @ Baltimore Bombshells
Elon Muskrats @ Miami Storm
New York Pride @ Cincinnati Hit-Girls
With the
@NYPrideLFL
on offense, it's looking like deja vu all over again!
NY moves the ball on the ground VERY well with the speed and agility of
@djinniethejinx
- and she has the sass to go with it!
The officials have reviewed the tape of last night's prime time game pitting
@NYPrideLFL
against
@LFLBombshells
It has been determined that
@TaborTodrick
did NOT touch the ball on the second missed field goal from Baltimore, and the block has been recalculated to a miss.
The
@LVDoesLFL
just keep killing time on offense, and soon they bring the game inside the two minute warning.
@AphriyaAdlerAW
adds to her 100-plus yard day and brings the Does into range, and then
@KatKisser
puts three more up for Vegas! With 90 seconds left, is this it?
The
@PhillyBellas
defense is giving Preeti Anand fits out there tonight!
The
@TorontoFrostLFL
can't find a rhythm as Anand is flushed out again and again, and she ends up getting SACKED to end the drive by
@lenagalante
!
Punting unit up!
And finally, the first Monday Night Matchup of the season will come love from New Mexico, as the Santa Fe Servals defend their home turf against the visiting Las Vegas Does!
Baltimore goes three and out in the blink of an eye!
Three passes, three incompletes, and they line up to punt!
WAIT A MINUTE!
@ThatSkyQueenTho
ON THE PUNT RETURN!
SHE TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE!!!
TOUCHDOWN NEW YORK!!!
And for Philly,
@LaiaPalooza
just made a diving INT of Elon Quarterback Grimes' errant pass!
The exhausted Tesla employee playing receiver simply fell down on the route!
Still stuck in a 3-3- game, the
@NYPrideLFL
look like they want to turn up the heat and start chucking the ball.
@JennyMyst
gets a nice snag of 11 yards, and
@UndeniabaeAshhh
catches one for 19!
The Dimes'
@TheSamTolson
gets a slick 19 yarder to keep the chains moving in Denver!
Tolson broke a tackle from
@Super_Pebbles
, leaping over the Mini Marvel before getting brought down!
These two women were tackling machines in week one, racking up a league leading TEN apiece! Congratulations to Philly's Lena Lyons and Seattle's Cam Harper!
WHAT A SIGNING!!!
The
@ServalsLFL
have completed their roster by bringing in the BIGGEST LITTLE PLAYER IN THE WORLD!
Pebbles!!!
We congratulate
@CenturionReal
&
@NellzBellz08
on this pickup! She is sure to make a BIG impact as a hybrid FB/TE/WR! She was BORN to be in the slot!
HUGE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOUCHDOWN BELLAS!!!!
@SkyHighLies
hits
@A_MyMyMy
for 90 YARDS to get the
@PhillyBellas
deep into Elon Country - two plays later, Reed tosses a 3 yard TD pass! WOW! That's the longest play of the season so far! TIE GAME!
Top ground performance for W1 goes to the Bellas' Hope Russo! She had the top yard total at 143, average at 10.2, and run at 59 yards!
Runners up:
Ruby: 15/110 - 2 TDs
S. Anderson: 18/90 - 2 TDs
K. Skylar: 21/112 - 1 TD
A. Adler: 18/103 - 1 TD
Here come the
@PhillyBellas
!
@TheHopeRusso
keeps grinding away at the
@TorontoFrostLFL
defense, and it opens up a couple nice catches for
@DariaWuvsFights
!
The Bellas end up in range again and make it a one point game with a 19 yard field goal - 30 seconds left in the half!
In Cincinnati, the Detroit Rampage have just run out of time!
Even though they were threatening in the Hit Girls' red zone, they simply could not get across the goal line before time expired!
It's a win for Cincinnati!!!
The drive stalls after a deep incompletion from
@TheREELSahara
- but the Pride are able to tie the game up at 3 with a nice boot from Cheesecake
@OsiraThemis
! She never misses leg day!
The
@PhillyBellas
get the ball back with four minutes to go in the game and they stick with the run.
@TheHopeRusso
is able to pick up first downs and a 34 yard pass to
@DariaWuvsFights
gets Philly into scoring range!
After the warning, they are inside the red zone!
The later afternoon games have been wild!
We'll start with an update on the Denver Dimes heading way down south into Mexico to face the Tenochtitlan Quetzalcoatl!
After the kickoff,
@Nakita_Niles
is relying on
@HollyRhodesFit
for some nice gains!
Rhodes gets the Dimes near midfield after shaking off the
@ServalsLFL
defenders on a shoestring catch!
AND WE'RE BACK!!! Everyone loved "It's All Been Done."
@PhillyBellas
start the second half with possession and pick up with where they left off.
@TheHopeRusso
picks up yards in chunks and then
@SkyHighLies
hits
@A_MyMyMy
with a HUGE 48 yard pass!
Sky has an ARM!
On this drive for the
@PhillyBellas
, it's all
@A_MyMyMy
!
@SkyHighLies
finds Torres repeatedly and gets Philly in range for a 33 yard field goal!
IT'S GOOD! Philly makes it 7-3 Toronto!
In the Carolinas,
@PreciousPepperV
's Philly Bellas are on the board first after a chip shot field goal.
The
@elonmusk_efed
Muskrats look winded! They've been working double shifts all week at Twitter HQ!
It's HALFTIME!
The scores so far:
Cincinnati 6, Detroit 0
Toronto 24, Miami 0
Philly 13, Elon 7
We are looking forward to the halftime shows from
@HitGirlsLFL
and
@TorontoFrostLFL
!
(Apparently
@elonmusk_efed
made the players get back to work on Tesla code for the break)
TOUCHDOWN LAS VEGAS!!!
@MiaAmoreU
runs a picture perfect route and
@FyreNDesire
finds her for a 12 yard touchdown pass to put the
@LVDoesLFL
on the scoreboard first!
One extra point later and it's 7-0 over the
@TheQ_LFL
HALFTIME!!!
The hometown band Barenaked Ladies get the Canadian crowd hyped up as the teams head to the locker room.
Score at the Half:
@TorontoFrostLFL
7,
@PhillyBellas
6
We at the LFL are proud to name the Denver Dimes' quarterback
@Nakita_Niles
as the offensive player of the week!
Nakita threw FOUR touchdowns and 275 yards on the way to a big win over San Antonio. She ended her night with a 128.8 rating - congratulations Nakita!
OMG!!!
The
@LFLBombshells
can NOT catch a break!
After finally adding to their score, the Bombshells sat in shocked silence as
@djinniethejinx
ran back the ensuing kickoff for 69 yards!
The
@NYPrideLFL
are already in field goal range!
Pride ball....
@VhodkaBlack
hands it off to
@HashtagBaumer
...
Baumer breaks away...
she hits paydirt! A 49 yard scamper from Cass Baumer and the
@NYPrideLFL
are just running up the score!
TOUCHDOWN NUMBER TWO!!!
@SveaEmalia
catches a pass to get the
@LVDoesLFL
downfield and the crowd let her know they didn't appreciate her tweet from earlier.
@TheQ_LFL
holds up for first and second, but then the Does' backup runner gets to the edge and runs in an 8 yard score!
THREE POINTS FOR PHILLY!!!
The
@PhillyBellas
move down the field with
@TheHopeRusso
powering through runs and
@SkyHighLies
going for broke with big passes.
The drive sputters to a stop near the 25, but the 43 yard field goal is GOOD!
24-21, Elon still on top!
A standout on the line for
@TheQ_LFL
was
@LaReinaNcgra
, who was dropping pancakes all game... but she did get a 15 yard roughness call at a crucial moment in the third quarter that stalled a drive!
PICK SIX!!!
@Grimezsz
gets picked off by
@LaiaPalooza
, and she takes it TO THE HOUSE!
The
@PhillyBellas
have taken the lead against the Muskrats, it's 34-27 after the kick!
FLAG ON THE PLAY! Roughing penalty on
@NYPrideLFL
@ThatSkyQueenTho
just DROPPED
@BlondeClarityBB
before the
@HitGirlsLFL
caught the ball!
Roxy is up and in her face immediately, and the two blondes exchange some words before their teams pull them apart! 15 yards for Cincy!
FLAG DOWN!
@ItsRyleeDixon87
on the corner blitz to
@TheREELSahara
for a nasty sack! After the play, though, Ryleigh mixed it up with one of the New York line players, and she catches a flag for roughness!
The drive stays alive for the Pride and Dixon costs Cincinnati 15 yards.
BIG PLAY ALERT!
The Bellas'
@TheHopeRusso
boke off a run of 59 yards for a score against Elon!
The girl still had enough energy to hit a split in the end zone for the fans to enjoy, too!