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"Content Creator" or whatever - ๐Ÿ“ง: dave @kratzy .net

any pronouns - Las Vegas
Joined January 2013
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Dave Kratzy
4 months
We need a #CeasefireNOW - additional resources: - clicks generate funds that go to Gaza - buy e-sim cards for people without internet -sends funds to displaced families in Gaza
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I got a great idea for you
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@wiseconnector
๏ผท ๐—œ ๐—ฆ ๐—˜ ๐—– ๐—ข ๐—ก ๐—ก ๐—˜ ๐—– ๐—ง ๐—ข ๐—ฅ โ„ข ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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What would you do with this space?
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i got the perfect solution for you
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Alan Corey | Real Estate Maximalist
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One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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why take the stairs when water elevators exist
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how do we decorate this space?
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it will make a safe spawn point
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Seeing a lot of these go around so.. what would you do in this space?
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2 months
they added wolf variants to minecraft LETS GOOOO
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2 years
Pride month is over
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2 months
this was me at 13
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We all LOST our VIRGINITY 12-13 YEARS old TELL me Iโ€™m LYING ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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God im chronically online this sign made me laugh
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2 years
this isnโ€™t photoshopped thatโ€™s the worst part
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3 years
I still will never get over the fact I have a childhood photo taken from almost exactly where the the cover of "YE" by kanye west was taken . like what
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3 years
@Dream nothin' better than some good ol' balls
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3 years
69,420 likes in 24 hours ill fly to nyc to see the ranboo billboard
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2 months
perfect spot for a secret room
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internet hall of fame
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hey guys! just got a new house. what should i do with this space??
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Rest In Peace Technoblade, Iโ€™ll never forget the thrill I got when you joined my vc when I went to dodgebolt in the very first MCC to cheer us on. You gave me your energy and I took that shit to the finish line. core memory Iโ€™ll never forget, as Iโ€™ll never forget you Fuck Cancer
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3 years
im pan everybody happy pride month u are all epic and cool ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™
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Minecraft April Fools snapshot adds one of the coolest mechanics with their "Floatater" block, you can create MOVING SHIPS AND BUILDS THAT FLY
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3 years
the saga continues
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3 years
i flew out to nyc to see the ranboo billboard and ended up meeting hundreds of you guys. thank you for everything, this was insane. (Iโ€™ll be back over there around 7pm btw)
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๐Ÿ™„
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Two And A Half Gays
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a story told in 2 parts
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๐Ÿ’ฆ
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3 years
im the unofficial captain of the tommyinnit youtube channel
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3 years
saw hank green was trending and someone asked "whos hank green?" and at least 3 people replied with "he's a tiktoker" and in that exact moment I realized I am getting too old
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3 years
this is fucked up
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3 years
changed my profile location ig anyways goodnight haha ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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2 years
I will never escape this image
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@Dream @GeorgeNotFound my boy eatin good
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IM FUCKING VERIFIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@tedcruz @Dream ratiod by texas covid
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2021 was a movie
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3 years
get the fucking vaccine
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2 years
definitely not drunk in this
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be gay do drugs commit non-violent federal offenses
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3 years
@dreamwastaken if you need to feel better about yourself think of all the axe 1v1s we did and how i did not win a single one
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3 years
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK! - IF ME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR A LIVING IS VALID THEN SO IS SHAKING ASS
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i do it for the she/theys
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Get Up And Salute Our Flag
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mommy? sorryโ€ฆ mommy? sorryโ€ฆ mommy?
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3 years
Give me your controversial opinions and takes. It's for a video :)
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my mom gets it
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2 years
it has come to my attention that I am now the longest running loser in MCC. This is terrible news. My last win was MCC 1, November 2019.
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3 years
found my old Instagram good lord no wonder nobody fucking liked me in middle school
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@tommyinnit The mad lad did it. Congratulations man. Absolutely deserved. Surely you can bump that up to 15 mill by Christmas
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@tommyinnit I WANNA SEE 10 MILLION NEXT YEAR MR INNIT!!!!!
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3 years
Only 15% of men are over 6 feet but somehow 90% of gamer men on Twitter claim to be like 6โ€™2 Some of yโ€™all LYING
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3 years
FELLAS, CUM IS NOT A MEAL REPLACEMENT!!!
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3 years
Did you grow up with unmonitored internet access that exposed you to many traumatizing things at a young age or are you normal
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2 years
call me a pussy the way these dudes rubbing me the wrong way ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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3 years
i just realized it's aweSAMdude because his name is sam. holy shit
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2 years
@Ranboosaysstuff wait this one funnier
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3 years
If youโ€™re a stan, fan, or small cc please be careful of predatory creators. They know they have influence over you, and they want to take advantage of it. Regardless of age I just donโ€™t think the power dynamic is okay at all, itโ€™s manipulative and abusive. Stay safe.
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@dreamwastaken donโ€™t care + mf probably got a job a disney world + ratio
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@Ranboosaysstuff can confirm itโ€™s real
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3 years
if being gay is a choice then give me a kiss bro
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You absolutely cannot trust people who pick Dr. Pepper as their favorite soda
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3 years
ez mcc
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2 years
this feels homophobic
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4 years
Iโ€™m tired of the โ€œbless youโ€ shit. We need a new way to respond to a sneeze. Please give suggestions below
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@dreamwastaken just build ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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i had to remove the rounded-ness but here ya go
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weโ€™re planning out our new office - what should we do with this nook?
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some straight dudes swear pretending to be gay is the funniest shit in the world like please explain to me why you think its so funny ๐Ÿคจโœ๏ธ
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3 years
reply to this with something that you are genuinely proud of, it's time we put some positivity on the timeline. dont be humble
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dudes with pronouns in their bios got the fattest hogs
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I got bullied by twitter for being short so I just stopped being short ๐Ÿฅฑ
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Schlatt sent me $100 for me to buy a gun but I donated it to the Obama Foundation
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Mother? My apologiesโ€ฆ. Mother? My apologiesโ€ฆ Mother? My apologiesโ€ฆ
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Thereโ€™s so many bitter ass creators out there who hate their job, hate the fans, hate social media and just complain all the time like bro JUST QUIT !!
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@dreamwastaken ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ‘‘
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@dreamwastaken bro jitter clicked that screenshot button
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turned 22 today ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŽ‰ #davetwtselfieday
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@TubboLive tubbo shirt tubbo shirt
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remember what youโ€™re fighting for
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@Dream bro a whole 5 days older than me .. happy birthday big man
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it's kinda depressing that the most notable alumni from my high-school is a fucking minecraft streamer
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All my homies support the LGBTQ+ community ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ€ผ๏ธ You disrespect someoneโ€™s pronouns itโ€™s on sight ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Love or Host polyamorous edition where everyone wins
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I have found my untouched childhood Pokรฉmon card collection I need a Pokรฉmon pro to unbox this with I wonder if any are worth anything ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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HEY I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR YOUR STUPID SPACE
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Hello internet what should I do with this space?
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we need a tatted bisexual women as president and no I wonโ€™t elaborate
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@Dream I can fix him
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in theory if all my followers replied to this tweet with "bruh" I could have the most bruh'd tweet of all time ... an ambitious goal but I think we can do it... 8 months ago we did this and got 3.5k .... we can beat that now ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@Ranboosaysstuff just take over the country
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@CptPuffy twitter preview did you dirty LMFAOO
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Instagram added a pronouns section sheeeeesh they finally did something cool wtf
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@tommyinnit I WANNA SEE 10 MILLION NEXT YEAR MR INNIT!!!!!
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@GeorgeNotFound we have beef now ๐Ÿ˜ก
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these unban requests are getting a little too personal
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@Dream ๐Ÿ—ฃFUCK ๐Ÿ—ฃMAYONNAISE
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man I quit @LunchClub
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MCC is the only thing keeping minecraft entertaining rn ngl
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I want what they have
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS CHRISTMAS
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@JustaMinx that shit is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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normalize minding your own business
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