As if my mum had planned it..she didn't even lift her head as she was pressing her phone then she went "did you wash my plates?" 🤣🤣🤣
The girl turn look me open eyes...me sef spread my eyes wide
I kukuma didn't know this was going to happen, am as shocked
The country got real sour,
I was (/am) so exhausted and uninterested in everything.
I barely documented outfits 💀
but I got to hang out with people I care about and the music has been beautiful.
2/5.I’ll take it.
I've been in a meeting where I stood up and served myself tea (the only woman there), then some dude asked me to also serve him.
Me: Why?
Him: Because even at home our wives serve us tea!
Me: {Looking around} I don't see them here?
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@ayrastarr
surpasses 25M listeners on spotify for the first time in her career.
• She’s the 1st Female Nigerian Artist and 3rd overall to reach the milestone.
The online version of "You must drink the water used to wash the corpse of your husband to prove your innocence", but we think we're better than our parents' generation.
Anyway, Dear Woman, if you like Feminist, if you like, feminist not, society hates us both the same.
You guysssss I just discovered that Snapchat places your bitmoji alongside your friends’ when you click on their bio (whatever it’s called)
It’s literally the cutest thing. I’m so excited 😹
I’ll give you 5. 1 for every stage of grief.
1. Denial: Remorse (interlude) - Demi Mulla
2. Anger: Thunder Fire you - Richassani
3. Bargaining: Miss you bad- Mr Eazi, Burna boy
4. Depression: On my own - Amaeya
5. Acceptance: Ego - Djinee
Could be your name and it still wouldn’t be you. There’s no need to stress over whether it’s you or not. Enjoy the moment if you want, if you’re proven wrong later, so be it, you’ll find a way to deal with it.
Bloody civ said she’s on a weight loss journey. The people (read men) in her comments are saying Her body is perfect for them. What’s her business with what’s perfect for you??
Hi
@edwardforlorn
.
Happy birthday in arrears❤️
I’m really sorry I forgot your birthday and you had to be the one to remind me. Birthdays are important, especially to someone as special as you. You deserve all the happiness and love on your birth anniversary.
Our amazing podcast duo;
@dalunwa_
and
@thebiggzaddy_
literally put their hearts into every single episode.
Plus, let’s be real – with content this captivating, you’ll be hooked in minutes. 😌
So, stop missing out! 🫵🏾
🔗⬇️
My birthday is today and NOBODY GOT ME IPHONE 15 PRO MAX WITH A SPRINKLE OF 50 MILLION. Wow.
I guess my birthday continues tomorrow. Please redeem yourselves.
You guys.
My birthday is tomorrow and all I want is an iPhone 13/14/15 pro max with 1tb (if you include a sprinkle of 50 million, I’ll not reject it)
Thank you, love you, happy birthday to you and I.
Just remembered one time I saw someone tweet “Yusuf baby o” and I almost threw a tantrum because “Yusuf is not baby o, Yusuf is baby, Baba siwon and Majeeed is baby o” 💀
@Nye_Moni
@faree_for_real
What does “the son doesn’t have to make any move at that point” even mean?!
You went to your house, ate, you didn’t wash plate. Me, the stranger, is expected to? To add to that. Your mum yells at me for that instead of you, a member of the house, and that’s okay??
You guys.
My birthday is tomorrow and all I want is an iPhone 13/14/15 pro max with 1tb (if you include a sprinkle of 50 million, I’ll not reject it)
Thank you, love you, happy birthday to you and I.
😹Is this a catfish account? No way a real person said “have the child and move on”
You can’t be serious.
What does that mean? “Have the child and move on”?
He denied being Rocky even when everything pointed to him. He claimed he stopped using the name the previous week. Hostel boys got angry and wanted to lynch him. Gladly, the school's security team came to his rescue, but they ended up being injured as students descended on them.