Kev @Kjvincent1979 Twitter profile

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5 months

@_gapc @confideinm3 I Hooe you got a taxi there

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11 months

If you think people are overreacting to Twitter being almost unusable, remember it is the only way some people can socialise I don't live in a big city, don't go to pubs or clubs to meet people and I am shy when I do. So Twitter, or other platforms, allows me to make friends

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2 years

What a horrible week

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3 years

@lucyallan With all respect, think before you tweet People don't catch car crashes from being near others I didn't catch asthma from sitting in a room with my parents over Christmas You CAN catch this very easily (I did). People die So tweeting about car crash deaths is stupid

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4 months

The ring is one of his specialist events #Gladiators

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29 days

What places have you lived? Also, date of birth, mothers maiden name and bank account number...

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3 years

@CuriouslyEmily @ThatsDoubleA The ladies loos are so much nicer than the mens

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3 years

@lucyallan The biggest blame actually lies with @Telegraph for creating such a click bait article

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4 years

@xandvt Ooh Xand

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1 month

I forgot to report pure evil yesterday The toilet roll was placed with the pull down bit near the wall

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4 years

@theAliceRoberts It's ok. The kids apparently don't get badly ill. Well, they've not all been together in a small class to test that yet Not as if they may carry it and pass to teachers and parents, who will potentially get ill

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8 months

I have air fried my sausages

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8 months

Awful #torremolenos

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4 months

#dogging #snow

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8 months

Went out to dinner and had not noticed my flies had split open

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3 years

I don't normally do calendars but got this one for myself @forest_fr1ends

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2 years

Had a dream last night I met a follower and they had a knob the size of my arm I must meet more twitter people in real life

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1 year

@danholley_ @CarlStebbings This was Flixton about 230

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8 months

Awful #Spain

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11 months

Crippling the platform means I lose a method to be social and is very isolating I can't just go out and meet friends. Isn't me, never has been.

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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2 months

Tinnitus at high volume is not fun

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3 years

Time to put the fucking Christmas tree up again

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6 months

Ooh, coughed up my first gunk from this chest infection A birthday treat!

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10 months

Can't be fucked, gone to bed, don't care if I get up again

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7 months

Someone at the pool got told someone thought their trunks were indecent

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8 months

I am going in

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1 month

@MrH1987 Why be attracted to anybody? Because it happens There is a 27 year gap between me and my other half. Not a conscious thought went into getting together, just happened

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5 months

The third most frequently used gif is your sex face

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2 years

@DoctorPete Unable to state the full word as it results in a twitter ban Rhymes with punt

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2 years

When there is rain in Spain, eat desert

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7 months

Opened the chocolate biscuits Chocolate biscuits packet is now empty

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4 years

@JurassicPark2go Where is my refund? My child was eaten 14 days ago and I've not even had a food voucher

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2 years

@SJ_Watson I'd definitely give up getting struck by lightning

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2 years

#newkitchen cleared ready for tomorrow

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4 years

@danwainwright @SithSammi Not a glitch. A cock up from someone using excel not a validated and tested data import routine Then counting the data against the import day not the date of sample Doing the latter right would shoe increased figures but no skew as that data would be allocated to the right date

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7 months

I smashed my balls

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6 months

Changed the bed linen

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1 year

That was nom

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3 years

Lots of balloons woo

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1 year

#moist

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Kev

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2 years

I have depression, life long and never ending It doesn't get better, you just cope, or not It is torture, others are worse off but that doesn't change it.

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2 years

If you get this close, I expect flowers and a marriage proposal

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5 months

@pifflevalve Has she heard the immortal IT phrase: Bring your own fucking charger

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10 months

Turkish delight

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@SoVeryBritish

10 months

Name a worse sweet

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3 months

Dear drivers Cars are supposed to have 2 working headlights. Helps to see and see your mud covered black car in the dark Signed everyone Ps cyclists. Dark clothing is not the best idea for visibility

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11 months

Using the platform to abuse people and basically say they are unlikeable, is kind of proving a point with rate limiting not getting rid of trolling and abuse Some people are social in person. Some are online

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7 months

I now have to start moisturising my dry elbows

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9 months

Oh the fucking banshee is out, erm I mean the delightful local child who always has to sound like she is being murdered

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3 months

Pretty empty pre decorating

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17 days

Ah the person who kept messaging me during the working day, asking if I was free, ?, you there? has finally blocked me

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3 years

@GEOgovuk NOT a ban if this is present: defending freedom of speech; and upholding religious freedom It is my bloody freedom to not be coerced by anyone into thinking I'm dirty or not going to their version of heaven. Torture should have no loopholes for people to carry on

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7 months

In a cold training room doing first aid I also have to wear my glasses to see the board

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4 years

@ChrisPage90 @itvanglia @itvweather @itvnews We always said shepherds warning!

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1 year

#sun

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4 months

Ate lunch I say ate. I am wearing half the salad cream that dripped out of my baguette

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7 months

Other half trapped one of the cats underneath the adjustable bed overnight again

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3 years

@amaryllisalpha @CuriouslyEmily @ThatsDoubleA 20 seconds singing happy birthday first then off they go

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7 months

I like boobies

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7 months

what would you post?

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1 year

At the same time?

TLDR News UK

@TLDRNewsUK

1 year

❤️‍🔥 How many sexual partners have you ever had?

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5 months

Hmm, is that the gentle sway of the ship? Shit, I'm not on a ship! Hangover in 3....2...1...

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8 months

#holibobs to Torremolenos

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8 months

Good old pre flight nerves even before leaving the hotel

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5 months

Vito's arse to win #StrictlyComeDancing

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8 months

What a fucking day Going to get prodded for money

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2 years

Last meal out in torremolinos

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1 year

One of the cats just got off from my lap and stepped on a ball

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3 years

@DavidPaisley We were not told to unfollow boyz We were informed of what they were doing and made up our own minds

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8 months

Gone to bed, fuck everything

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2 years

Wise words @GrumpySkeletor

GrumpySkeletor

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6 years

A word of advice. If you're looking into the possibility of anal bleaching I recommend you seek out a professional procedure rather than doing it yourself with a bottle of Toilet Duck.

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3 months

If you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?

🌈Knazzer

@knazzer

3 months

If you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?

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3 years

@DavidPaisley @bigscrab @cococlown6 @heraldscotland Got to love people disagreeing with David on the fact he had legal action against him when they apparently know better than he does

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3 months

#happyvalentinesday2024

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8 months

Hello Spain

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5 months

The other half and one of the cats are having a competition of who snores loudest

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1 month

Much better

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6 months

Dare I say it. I may be feeling a little more human

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4 years

@JurassicPark2go Dear Jurassic Park, As per my last email, what are you doing about little Timmy who got eaten by the t-rex. Nanny is frantic Can you please clone Timmy 2 asap

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3 years

@DarrenFEdwards You are gay because of nature Nurture impacts how you deal with it

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2 months

Sex scandal at work The bosses dog has apparently got another dog pregnant with 6 puppies

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1 year

@steviejcmh Why do you jeans wear so much on the left?

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8 months

It is now time for twitter roulette in the airport Will it be a cat pic or the other kind?

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9 months

It was chilly overnight, so a thicker bed cover may be needed tonight Though, holiday to torremolenos in a few weeks

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2 months

I hear my husband

Terry Hague

@TezzaBelle88

2 months

4 words after SEX ?

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7 months

Where does Facebook think I want to stick these two items?

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1 year

Time to eat my Christmas balls

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8 months

It sounds like someone in the hotel is getting holiday sex I'll just ask the street, as they definitely heard

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9 months

It is so hot, I've got my boobs out

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8 months

I had forgotten what a shed load of strong rum does to my tummy

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3 years

@DavidPaisley He is a happy thought

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5 months

How sweet

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4 years

@JimMFelton @Pedromaude2 You know, they could possibly use video conferencing systems. Like us normal workers use. Surely they can expand capacity, that is unless Mr Rees-Mogg deems it un 18th century to use such things

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Kev

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Road trip to #Kent Sunday to Monday I hope the weather is better for the drive

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