🇯🇲🇻🇨 @Kitakartel Twitter profile

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@Kitakartel

5 years

Am I the only girl who’s never returned something I’ve bought online? I just take the L and keep it moving lol

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1 year

Halle you know who to call baby!!

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5 years

This lash tech is a terrorist how can you do this to someone loool

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2 years

Finishing a book is so mad because all of a sudden, the world you were so enthralled with ceases to exist. What if I wanted to live there 😩

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1 year

Guys that convince themselves you’re gatekeeping your pretty friend from them are the worst. I showed her your IG and she said NO.

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2 years

Men will be like ‘Wtf are you even watching’ then watch 3 seasons of it with it you

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6 years

Let's not forget he shouted "COME ON ENGLAND" at wireless too then Croatia beat us. This man is the Anti Christ

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6 years

The Curse of Drake

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2 years

Happy Halloween 😂

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5 years

Khloe, Tristan and Jordyn:

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6 months

To be that off beat is really something 😭😭

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6 months

Chris Brown and Tommy Fury!?

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4 years

@AshokKu45971914 @ObviousPlanet

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2 years

I can’t believe people without Twitter just watch Love Island all dry like that with no seasoning

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3 years

Not having notifications on for any apps and seeing messages whenever you see them >>

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5 years

When you’re on your way home from your dick appointment and your Uber driver asks how your night was

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2 years

Danica is the type to invite you for brunch and it end up being a pyramid scheme

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3 years

Damon Wayans is hilarious, those facial expressions 💀💀

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2 years

Can’t even celebrate too tough because as one Tory garn a next one born 😭

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6 years

How can this boy fart and tell me it was a notification. I’m so mad

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3 years

Well Guten tag and dem man

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3 years

She sleeps like she’s trying to protect herself from the working class

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3 years

IM SORRY WHO THE FUCK SLEEPS LIKE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA #LoveIsland

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1 year

He DMd me on Twitter but as we both said our height was 5”9 the convo went dead. Fast forward a couple weeks later I was at a club and guess who I saw 😂 we spent that night together & realised one of our fave films was Green street. 4 years, 2 kids & 1 ring later ❤️

Inari NOT Briana .

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1 year

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!

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2 years

The wind has blown me into my enemies please send me 100k

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5 years

Nobody: Brandon Stark:

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5 years

Now I know this bitch didn’t announce her pregnancy with a partnership deal looooool

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2 years

Cheeseburgers are going from 99p to £1.19?? Cost of living gone too far now smh

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5 years

One of the greatest storytellers of our generation 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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6 years

Imagine getting called a downgrade by your man on social media. Surely you’d have to stab him...surely.

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5 years

This dog is a gunman

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5 years

How extra I plan to be when I buy my first Rolex and someone asks for the time:

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5 years

I can’t believe a ticket inspector had the audacity to ask me for proof of my ticket. Nigga do you see these AirPods??

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3 years

Doyouthinkitsallmeyea 👉🏾👆🏾👉🏾👇🏾

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2 years

A THREAD OF SOME OF THE MOST ICONIC ADVERTS ON BRITISH TV THROUGHOUT THE YEARS:

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6 months

It’s crazy when you consider that the original conversation was around her deceased parents. Making a mockery of grief for shit cards, the graphic designer and the entire company should be ashamed.

WstLdnsMayor_ “Mr Bumbaclartaries”

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6 months

Moon Pig are taking the piss 🤣😂

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2 years

So they found out on the 3rd day who Gemma’s dad is? Luca is trying to be a WAG dkm

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6 years

I used to think £1,000 was a lot of money, come to find that ain’t worth piss either. I’m ready to try £100k now.

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6 years

Fammm as a kid I thought £100 was big big money, £100 won’t even last me a week

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1 year

Finally! An ex islander I can relate to! ❤️

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5 years

Arg is now the fat one in the relationship?? This is karma, GC style.

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11 days

The actress who played her needs to win BAFTA, Oscar, Golden Globe, even a MOBO

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11 days

The face she pulls after “41,000 emails” is an absolute belter!! 😂😂😂 #BabyReindeer

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2 months

You ain’t ever been in real love

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2 months

Why did I just see a brudda pick his girls nose??…

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3 years

Life in London seems like it’s going to be pretty unaffordable for the next few years. I for one am going to start selling drugs, it’s my time.

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3 years

Britain’s drinking culture is something else

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6 years

If England wins I might even pay back my student loan. Anything for my country.

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3 months

So this isn’t the toilets from a cocktail bar in Clapham?

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5 years

Don Strapzy’s captions on Instagram are hilarious 🤣🤣

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5 years

My friend’s 8 year old daughter took her doll into school today and my friend was like “oh was you playing mummy and babies?” & her daughter said “Nah, youtubers.” LOOOOL these kids have moved on

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5 years

Girl: *finds proof of her man cheating and confronts him* Cheating man:

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2 years

Summer uses the American accent to hide the fact there’s simply no personality

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5 years

I wanna create an app called on sight where people link up and fight

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1 year

I’ve just seen the maddest thing outside my window, this guy had his dad in a headlock had his dad shouting SON PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

I hate relationships ending but good Lord I was sick of pastor wife Meagan Good, BRING BACK THE BADDIE

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3 years

Annoying your partner has got to be top 2 entertainment

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4 years

When Americans listen to bashment it’s always songs that came out in 09 😂

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3 years

I can’t believe people were slandering arcade dates, you lot don’t know how to have fun at all

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5 years

I don’t usually post DMs but look at this please LOOOOOL

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2 years

Yeah Lani is harassing Tion, but i won’t lie if you left me in that much debt you’d find me under your bed until the balance is paid

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2 years

I was listening to bare House yesterday and I caught my neighbour (who I’m beefing) singing along. I turned it off Kmt.

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2 years

Matching outfit day lasted all of 5 minutes 😭😭

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3 months

Ruining your relationship for a dance with a celebrity who will dance like this with a thousand more women is real brazy 😭 she must HATE that man

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2 years

Lizzie Lizzie Lizzie can’t you see, my bank holiday is in jeopardy

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2 years

Don’t forget that since the Tories gained the vote In 2010 this happened: - The London (& National) riots - The Windrush scandal - A welfare ‘reform’ that meant cuts - Underfunding of critical mental health services - A footballer had to beg govt to feed Vulnerable kids

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4 years

That’s why she’s crying

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7 months

I really used my pregnancy as a prop 😂😂😂

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2 years

Happy Halloween 😂

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3 years

@uncle_veek You should have kept this one in the drafts

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11 months

LOOOOOOOL that episode where his son came from England

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I can’t stand y’all 😭 #LoveIsland

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5 years

I just witnessed a man eat a whole 5 pack of Sainsbury’s jam donuts with milk on the central line, then sit back, exhausted, full, but clearly proud of himself. Looool I love London.

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1 year

He’s moving like he spent ten years on the wing.

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5 years

Non Londoner’s don’t seem to understand that 1 min could make the difference of whether you’ll be getting home at 6 or 6:30.

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2 years

The real issue is orange in chocolate, what an abomination of a mix. We should be banning that nationwide!

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1 year

How can you do “💔💔💔” because a man has been found guilty of shooting a woman? BFFR.

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4 months

Now Steff has to get up and go studio in dressing gown and slipper. What if she had plans today skskksksks

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3 years

Queue the “if one man won’t, another will” tweets. I mean…it’s true though 😭

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5 years

If your mum has a rose tattoo on her chest that thug can cook by herself

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2 years

This means Gemma put that up quicker than a snicker I’m crying loooool he never had a chance

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6 months

Clothing brands should not be encouraging bullying of reality TV contestants, it’s cheap and a poor attempt of garnering engagement.

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2 years

My good sis came to get her half up half down style, didn’t come with her hair blow dried so you know i charged double

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6 years

Imagine it, you’re in bed with your girl. Cuddled up, head rested on her breasts. All of a sudden she gets a call, jumps up and says “Yo...what an 8ths yh? Calm I’ll be 10 mins”

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5 years

“SkINnY ShAmINg dOeSNt exSisT, uR bOdIeS aRe AcCeptEd” Please, I grew up in a Jamaican household. I grew up thinking my name was marga

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4 years

How did the twins get demoted to extras already? #loveisland

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@Kitakartel

5 months

Applying for jobs is nasty work. There’s only so many times you can read “Unfortunately…” without losing it. You start getting desperate and apply for things you’re under/over qualified for. Then you start getting more rejections and feel even worse,

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4 years

British people HATE being called racist like it’s a racial slur lool

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