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Greg$

2 years

Ran my first full Marathon today. 26.2 miles in 4 hours & 11 mins. 🏃‍♀️💨🤟 "I hear the po-po behind me, I'm aint gon' stop... I'm aint!" -Hov

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

2015 - I start watching WWE again after seeing NXT Woman’s Champion Sasha Banks wrestle 2017 - Sasha makes me the KFL3 video, I watch her win her 4th title in person, and I wait in a 2 hour line to meet her 2019 - I just finished a 1 on 1 hour long interview with Sasha Banks🤟

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

My lyft driver asked if I was holding a tooth brush, I’m like yo wtf you talking bout dude and he said what’s that in your hand, and I’m like homie this some string cheese what the fuck

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I don’t remember finding out Santa ain’t real but I’ll never forget how disappointed I was the first time I threw a boomerang as a kid

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

🤟💜

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

2 years

I ran my first half marathon on Sunday. My goal was to complete it in 2 hours, I beat that goal by 12 mins, gang🤟😈🏃‍♂️💨

Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

2 years

I ran my first mile since High School exactly 1 year ago yesterday. I was drinking every night & decided to try to balance it out with a little jogging. As of todays workout, I've ran 172 miles since then. Gang gang

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

Shout out everyone reaching out to check up on me, really do appreciate that. Usually when I get played out no one seems to care, this has been the exact opposite. Shit, #KFBF ’s we too fly for Alaska anyways🤟💙💙💙alright enough drama let’s get back to the money💸💰💵💴💶💷

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

2017 was the first year I didn’t go to jail or juvi in since 2008. Thank you @KindaFunnyVids and all the Best Friends for more than you can ever understand🤟 enough looking back tho, let’s get back to the money🤑💸💵💴💶💷💰

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

Got Google Home. I set up fake random reminders to work out, check my stocks, and meditate to impress guests that come over. Google - “Cool Gregory, don’t forget to send grandma Gettys followers” Me - “Already did that!” Tha laddies - “oh Gregory, make love to me!” 😎

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

7 years

When @SashaBanksWWE tells you she is a fan of your new job, you go from the new employee to a #LegitBoss instantly. #ThankYou #KFL3

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

yall video game players are wild. motherfucker told me "your FPS is 3" i asked what the fuck is a "FPS" and he said "frames per second" man, wtf yall talking about?!

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Hey, this is Greg Miller. I won the chance to Tweet for Cool Greg on #kindafunnyday2019 , but he’s too pure a soul for me to be mean to on Twitter. I love him very much, and Kinda Funny wouldn’t be the same without him.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

@realDonaldTrump SF streets is a little nasty but we don’t need you dissing us on Twitter

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

By now everyone knows my brother gave me a job, but he literally just gave me a pair of Jordan 1’s after I complained about not wanting to buy new shoes, keep in mind I’m wearing hand me down jeans he gave me a few weeks ago when I brought up I didn’t have extra money for pants.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

This girl told me she doesn’t like when guys giver her flowers because they die so quickly so she prefers cactuses because they’ll live longer. A few weeks later I surprised her with a small cactus on her birthday. ...I’ve never seen someone’s face look so disappointed. 🌵

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Is it just me or is @SashaBanksWWE looking a little pale lately? 🤔💜🤟😹 I’m ready for #Wrestlemania 💁‍♀️💅

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

3 years

Free Lil Miller out the Genitentiary quick👨‍🍼

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Can we address how the alphabet was being all respectful and shit then the letter W came thru and just shitted all over the letter U for no reason, ya no? Shady shit if you ask me. Straight up said im double you, man could never be me

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

Did y’all know The Ugly Duckling wasn’t even a duck? I didn’t know that shit. Mybad for spoilers or whatever. Motherfucker was a dumb ass swan the whole time

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

2 years

I ran my first mile since High School exactly 1 year ago yesterday. I was drinking every night & decided to try to balance it out with a little jogging. As of todays workout, I've ran 172 miles since then. Gang gang

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

It’s officially my birthday! I made it to 27🤟 Absolutely a day of celebration but I want to start it by shouting out my bro’s that didn’t make it here with me🙏 Ashanti Dudley CEK$ ONES YE$M ONES FOSHO ONES James Gettys Manolo Coello Wouldn’t be here today without them.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

**clears throat** **taps glass** **stands up slowly** ESSSKETTTITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤯🤟

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@IGN

5 years

Would you want to see a remaster of The Simpsons: Hit & Run?

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

@SlimTuesday ‘I aint reading no lyrics, i know this by heart” lol

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

Even San Francisco parking spots got roommates

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Bruh walked away from the atm without his cash, I gave him a quick “errayyyy! Your doe bro!” and he came back, grabbed it and dipped. No thanks, no hug, no kiss, no nothing. Straight sucka shit, I shoulda took it tbh🤧

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I definitely heard @GameOverGreggy scream something about Cool Greg to Sasha😹🤟💜 @SashaBanksWWE @GameOverGreggy @gankstrr #SurvivorSeries

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

I’ve put out a lot of posts talking about how much I love tim... but I just stopped myself from doing another bcus I thot it might be “bragging” to those that don’t have friends like that... then I remembered he started a COMMUNITY of Best Friends.. man @TimGettys u inspire me.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I remember being suspended in 4th grade cus I said “Whatsup dog?” to my teacher, I never understood how that could hurt her feelings, but Tim just said “STFU” to me in a tweet as a grown man and iono y’all, it just don’t feel good. I get it now

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

In 4th grade I went as Steve-O from Jackass to school for Halloween. I had my bro Byron staple a piece of paper to my arm, and my bro Karl snitched to his Aunt who snitched to the principal and got me in trouble. I’m 27 now and still have absolutely no respect for any of them.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

No matter how much I idolize rappers, my brother will always be my #1 hero. No one understands me the way he do, people say you marry your mother but I’m looking for a sexy lil Tim Gettys

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Tonight after you’ve romanced your significant other to the point they are full and satisfied, sneak into their phone and subscribe to Kinda Funny on YouTube. Trust me, people love those sexy little surprises in the morning💕

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

A year ago, I was a guest on the @GameOverGreggy show. Since then, he hired me. To celebrate, I want to host a one on one with him as guest.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

I'm tired of rappers bragging about money and girls, i want to hear them brag about something actually impressive like doing back flips or magic tricks

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I used to write whole ass love poems for a chance, now I send a quick “love you 3000” text at 4am and get the nudes ASAP

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

So Hulk Smash, Iron mans palm blasters, silver iron mans shoulder blasters, But wtf is this blue chick doing?!? #Endgame #McDonalds

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Look at this stoopid ass pic of me and @StacyKeibler in 2005 I think

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I ordered a hamburger from @DoorDash . I specifically said No Mayonnaise because I can’t eat it. There was mayo. They are only willing to refund me for the burger and not the delivery fee. I just paid them for absolutely nothing. Still hungry, so that’s cool too @DoorDash 🖕

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I can’t thank all of you enough for this opportunity. Whole Lotta Game Shit was fun and all, but this is gonna be something else. I won’t let you down🤟🖤 #KindaFunny #WWE #KFBF #WWEInReview

Kinda Funny

@KindaFunnyVids

5 years

We hit $77.5K and we're doing a new monthly Patreon Exclusive Show, WWE In Review hosted by @KindaCoolGreg ! and

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

After we recorded this I told Tim he forgot to ask me for my ranking vote, he looked me in the eyes and said “it wouldn’t have mattered”.... just so everyone knows, Tim Gettys doesn’t think your, or my, vote matters. Jerk.⚡️ #HPInReview

Kinda Funny

@KindaFunnyVids

5 years

Harry Potter In Review is LIVE and we're finally on Prisoner of Azkaban! Where do you think it will rank?

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

sometimes i put some weed in a M&M Mini's container when i dont have a jar or baggy, one time Kevin saw it on my desk and popped it open just to see some stanky herb instead of candy, never seen my guy so disappointed, i almost felt bad for him

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

This motherfuker got Sting? LOL

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@garywhitta

4 years

ANIMAL TALKING Season Two premieres Wednesday June 24 @ 9am PT with our biggest guests ever! @OfficialSting headlines, performing a previously-unheard version of one of his all-time classics! Plus @ThatKevinSmith @marcbernardin and @TVCTwitch !

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I’m reading up on S’mores. Says the Guinness World Record for most people making s’mores at one time was 423.... Kinda Funny Live was cool, KF Prom was dope, but imagine if we made an event to take that record. It’s possible. I’d even go as far to say it would be easy.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

To celebrate a full year of being a employee at Kinda Funny, join me Tomorrow 11am PT as I host the Kinda Funny Morning Show for the first time with my knight in iced out armor @TimGettys 🤟💙🎊 #TheCoolGregEffect

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

Gia looked me in the eyes and said “this whole family will tictoc.”

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

@domislivenews My boss let me go home early cus he saw how distressed I was

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

Don’t keep people you don’t respect in your life just because you’re lonely. I’ve learned how to do a lot on my own this year and wouldn’t change that for all the gang shit in the world

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Tommy Pickles used to say shit like "the toast is clear" instead of "the coast is clear" 😂 haha dumb ass kids i swear

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Sometimes, I just, iono.... I feel like, I just feel like I’m not doing enough for KFAF to win a streamyz, and it hurts

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

I’m in Uber, it’s raining outside and the drivers playing some classic Neyo... If I’m being honest with you all this is the most romantic thing to happen to me in a while. 🚗🎶💙

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

I say a lot of ignorant shit but I’m never trying to offend anyone

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

My bro Ash said fuck friends show me where the paint is at😈🎨 I was lucky enough to play this beautiful game last week and can’t wait to share my thoughts on this weeks Gamescast🤓🤟 But for now, let’s focus on that October 8th release and low $29.99 price🤯 #ConcreteGenie

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@PlayStation

5 years

Concrete Genie, an inspiring new adventure from @Pixelopus , launches October 8 on PS4. First look at the Digital Deluxe Edition, pre-order Theme, and more:

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

Ive, single handedly, been working really hard on a puzzle, so if u see anyone else from this house hold claiming they did it, they are lying. its just a fake flex for their LinkedIn or something

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

My close friend Victor just found out I work for a video game review company and gave me Luigi’s Mansion 3 to play and review, if you are cool with it I’d love to send him screen shots of hella KFBFs saying thank you Victor, so sound off if you down🤟🤟😹 thx💕

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

There comes a point in everyone’s life they have to realize that if some magic happened and your homie transformed into a dog, you would cuddle with him. Maybe not the first day, but eventually. Weirdo.

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Nothing cooler than a dog with 3 legs. No disrespect to Portillo tho, I know he’s on Instagram Iono if he’s on Twitter too

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

We Have Cool Friends Ep. 16 with WWE Superstar @SashaBanksWWE ! -YouTube - -SoundCloud - 🏦 💙🤟

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

The homies buying cars and houses and shit, I’m still stackin these coins saving up for my Nimbus 2000 replica⚡️

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Greg$

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6 years

We here baby. #WrestleMania34

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

It’s never cool to steal from your coworkers, but gotdam @Nick_Scarpino ’s lunch is good as fuck rn😋

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Wait, what? 😹🎨😈🤟 #KFGShowcase

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

The sooner y’all realize Harry Potter is really a tragic story of a worthy king, Voldemort, getting fucked out of the throne by a kid who didn’t even know the culture existed is when you will really get it

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@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

Or else.🐶 #StayWoke

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

The only thing cooler than randomly finding out Seth Freakin’ Rollins is your brother is always knowing Tim Fuckin’ Gettys is your brother😹💕🤟😎

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@WWERollins

5 years

Family update part 2: met my sister today! Beth is the one who made the initial discovery using @23andMe . Such a cool story. Such a cool life.

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6 years

No date but a whole lotta gang shit🤟 #KFProm

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Here's a little sneak peak😈 Sasha and I react to the KFL3 video she made me 2 years ago! Full Interview drops Monday at 11AM🤟

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

6 years

Closest thing I’ve had to a girlfriend in the last 2 years is the guy at Starbucks putting hearts after my name on my cup.... usually a fake name tho, to keep it authentic and like my other relationships.

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

My next girlfriend needs some really amazing eyes. I mean, I don’t give a fuck about the color, but they need to be a good look out, be able to recognize undercover cars from 3 stop lights away, ya no that type of shit, the necessities 👁

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5 years

Y’all ever use this “🤠” emoji? I ain’t never use that emoji. Man, fuck that emoji, I still want a witch emoji, I be talking about witchcraft and shit way more than I talk about hay and cows and stuff. Who tf even be talking about cowboys in 2019?

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@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

🤟😹💕

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

KF is NOT a @RondaRousey household. I don’t know who did this but I think it was the least famous guy from the Riverside, @Nick_Scarpino . Unacceptable, unnecessary, and wrong. @SashaBanksWWE is the only goat we recognize. 🐐😈🤟

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I don’t respect thieves per se, but I really respect raccoons and octopus’s for their instinctual thievin’ ways ya no

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Greg$

@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

I just found out it wasn’t Nick that wrote that bullshit on my white board. That leaves prime suspect #2 , the same man who sat next to me and loudly cheered for @RondaRousey at the Royal Rumble when she faced Sasha. You know him as @GameOverGreggy , I know him as traitor.😈🖕

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5 years

How dare you?!

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

Did y’all fuck with One Tree Hill? I fucked with One Tree Hill. Shit was coo

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@KindaCoolGreg

5 years

2006ish🤟💕 #WWEInReview

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@KindaCoolGreg

7 years

*Nintendo Reveals 2nd New Metroid* "you already fucked me, you didn't need to jizz all over me." - @TimGettys is he excited or disappointed?

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@KindaCoolGreg

4 years

I’m finally out of Twitter jail👮‍♀️💥🔫 So much has changed since I’ve been gone🍃🍁 @Twitter y’all still some hoes, but everything else feels so different, so new✨🤟

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6 years

They call me Cool Greg, but y'all the cool ones. Thank you for everything. 🤘

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4 years

99% sure Imran has me muted, i been tweeting him these jokes and hes yet to acknowledge me

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5 years

Spider-Man is back in the MCU? Cool. Now who do I need to talk to about getting Toby Maguire in the Lizzie McGuire universe?

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5 years

I won a IGN Luigi Award last week at work for annoying Joey the least🤟🥃 I wanna thank my mama. Hov for teaching me respect, Sasha for reminding me to work hard, and my plug for keeping me soooooo fucking lit I don’t got no reason to be rude. 😇

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5 years

Excited to announce The Cool Greg Effect will be making it’s Gamescast debut real soon...🎨😈🤟 #ConcreteGenie #KindaFunny

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5 years

I follow a lot of KFBF’s, and I want them all to know I’m always disappointed when I start to see them tweet more and more about that show The Bachelor🤦‍♀️🙅‍♀️

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5 years

I don’t want to misrepresent anyone, but I’m pretty sure Gia and Joey are trying to convince me eating Hot Cheetos with chopsticks to keep your hands clean is the new thing and I’m late. I don’t know if I’m right or wrong, but what the fuck 2019?! You on some shit bro

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6 years

Lady at the club : you going to Wrestlemania or something? Me : naw, this is just my normal attire. I really like Wrestling😁

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2 years

Both them Getty$ boyz got a selfie with the goat yesterday 🐐🕷🤟 #SpiderManNoWayHome #KindaFunnyGangGangBangBang

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6 years

@TimGettys Your room looks like a comercial for cleanex tissues or something soft like that

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5 years

Kevin surprised me with breakfast at my desk this morning😋💕

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4 years

One time a drunk Barrett introduced me to one of the Workaholic guys at a party like “oh this is Cool Greg, oh hes so cool man” lol

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6 years

Anyone interested in Logic’s new album dropping this Friday? Should I stream a reacts while playing some PlayStation 2 games?! 🤔

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4 years

If you replace the “-“ to an “s” in the word “push-up” it would be spelt the same backwards. English dropping the ball, again

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1 year

I ran the 2023 SF Kaiser Permanente Half Marathon this morning. The rain complicated things but i still got it done, baby! Its my 4th race, so HUGE shout out to @TimGettys for waking up early on his off day to make sure i always get there on time! Here's a quick recap🏃‍♀️☔️🤟

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6 years

I feel like it’s finally cool to not be too cool for things. Back then, it was “cool” to be like “oh, naw I don’t like/watch/play/whatever that” But nowadays it’s cool to like everything, cus everything’s pretty dope in one way or another. And that’s pretty cool.

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5 years

BRONX?! Which one of you hood rat hoes tried to steal my clout? This Twitter shit all I got, plz don’t take it🥺🤟

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5 years

@WORLDSTAR Definitely @PopeyesChicken 🐓🏆

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5 years

I describe this “💨” as smoke and Kevin describes it as a fart.... I think that’s because all I do is smoke and all he does is fart.

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6 years

Hard to believe I still ain’t use a sword fish as a weapon yet, been meaning to for like 25 years now

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5 years

Been watching KFL3 with Tim for the last few hours, I say hours cus we drunk and keep pausing the video to talk real shit, but damn I almost forgot how much I love all the KFBFs, I can dead ass name 75% of the front row

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5 years

I’m choosing walking in the rain with a forty in one hand and forty in the other before I’m walking in the rain wasting a perfectly good hand holding an umbrella. Don’t even think about @‘ing me you dry ass nerds😤🌧🍺🚬

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4 years

So bored i just searched “ivory” on pornhub

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