@Gus_JordM
Poetry
"I used to live here"
"Whaa?"
"I used to live here"
"You's who? What is your name?"
"My name is Jennifer."
"Jennifer? Yeah I used to live here and my room was right up...."
"Jennifer who?"
"Jennifer Lopez"
"Who's Jennifer Lopez?"
"ME."
"I don't know who she is."
Lisa Rinna: *produces printouts of texts between Denise and Brandi* 'Shall we read through them?'
Denise Richards: 'Are you ok with me pulling out my text messages from you?'
Lisa Rinna: 'Those are private.'
God I can't stand her.
#RHOBH
@notcapnamerica
@BabyBoyDante
Exactly. I doubt this guy would have reacted well to outright rejection considering he got upset by her simply smiling and thanking him and looking uncomfortable.
@MrMentionItAll
It's giving "Tom's house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help, and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home"
@twunktrap
@Spilling_The_T
"Tell us something your friends don't know about you."
"I shagged my friend Becca... *drunken pause* her boyfriend, a few weeks ago"
"AND her boyfriend?"
"No just her boyfriend"
"Fair enough"💀
@aidanthereup
I agree with everyone saying it's lovely to see her accept and support her son and that personal growth. Glad she separated herself from her husband's ribcage lol
@sophiadiava
"I don't know if y'all forgot what happened in Afghanistan but we was over there for 20 years and nobody understood the assignment" took me out 😂
I always knew that there were rumours that Susan Sharon on Sex and the City was inspired by Dorinda Medley from RHONY and after this scene I've never been so convinced 💀
#AndJustLikeThat
@notcapnamerica
As I sit in my supposed life of constant company, I decided to write a think piece about people who live alone and I couldn’t help but wonder
I'd love to see what would happen if there was a global ice-out of Lisa Rinna, and no one gave her the attention she craves from her online antics.
I'd say a week before she melts and there's nothing but a puddle, leopard print dress & wig from the 90s on the floor 🫠
#RHOBH
Excuse the narcissism that will flop on gay Twitter anyway. 8 months, the last 2 of strict low calories, I’ve been an absolute joy to be around. Now to throw it all out the window at Mighty Hoopla. 💃🏻
@JalenCreative
@SomaKazima
And the fact that she asked "Nicki" to spell it slower and it spelled it super fast then when she hung up went "nooo I'll spell it slower I promise" like it was trolling her - we are so cooked 😭
@notcapnamerica
The way she is aware and acknowledging the bias police have towards black people AND is being indignant about getting that treatment despite being white is wild 💀
@queensofbravo
"You wanna side with the victims because you think it's cool"
"I don't think it's cool"
"I don't give a f*ck about anybody but me"
Finally saying what we already knew.
Britain having 'deep discussions' about Quality Street chocolates and the Fairytale of New York lyrics whilst a pandemic rages and Brexit is looming.
#inequalitystreet
It fascinates me that I know this Nene vs Kim fight verbatim but can never remember where my keys are. Fast forward 30/40 years, dementia and all, nursing homes are going to be lit
#RHOA
😭
@sumerclub
"He's in a wedding it's his wedding."
"WHO'S wedding?"
"It's a wedding he's in. Unfortunately it's where it's landing."
"I want you to call him." 💀
@aaltheg
As a british person who works with the US I cosign this. Good excuse for missing deadlines though 'oh sorry, '2/3/2021', I thought you meant the 2nd March not the 3rd Feb' 🤷♂️
@TheBravoLife_
Mia thought she could produce. But what a housewife isn't going to do is have 1 housewife sitting in a hotel nearby when there's mess to be had just because they had a fight days prior. Ashley had to step in.
The fundamental problem with threads is people I actually know are on my Instagram and if i posted the garbage I post on here I’m going to get a lot of
I'm not even going to get into the irony of who this post is coming from. All I see is Sam Smith looking rich, successful and living their best life.
You be looking unemployed, miserable and bitter.
@_AlbertoNovelo
"If I can smell your breath, you're too close" and "You're not that interesting, you're not nice at all, you're cold as hell and stoic, why on EARTH would I be vying for your attention?" leaving Erika in tears.
I miss this energy.
@TheAtticMan
So glad I read this post. I was on the fence about having kids because of how much it requires to take care of them. I didn't realise that the only cost of raising a child was £5.30! Take me to the nearest leg onion store!
@Markitoz408
@queensofbravo
Isn't the reason Erika hates Sutton so much because she was the ONLY one who DID say this stuff to Erika's face last season? Pick a lane.
@patconn1976
@lapatina_
My first thought as well, as heart warming (and wrenching) as it is to see this, filming is making him identifiable not just for him if he gets taken back to Russia but his family. Soldiers who surrender should have their blurred if filmed.
@RealBravoholic
The way this whole beef fizzled out in 30 seconds at the start of the season. She could have at least milked it a little for a storyline...
@RDWinter3
@rhony_bravo
And if it wasn't for Erika's scandal this one would be too. Kyle, Dorit and especially Rinna are giving us nothing. Thank god for Garcelle and Sutton, the new girls are carrying the show and are not scared of Erika.