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I've been a man city fan since 2013
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'Kona tatu ni penalty'
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kumbe walikuwa wamepark tu waende lunch,ni dere tu ako na mastyle deadly deadly😂
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kuna phone cover ya simu ukiona mtu nayo unajua tu huyu ni shule imemleta Nairobi
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"buda mi nakuambia game yangu ni ya kupanga" 30 seconds later:
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hii gari unaweza chukua na ngapi?
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we have already lost two weeks and we need to recover quickly so all P.E lessons are mine
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hii pesa ya internet nyinyi mnapata aje? ju niko wifi na laptop lakin bado nateseka
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unakutana na comrade 8:30 unadhani amerauka class ya 9 kumbe amechelewa class ya 7
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@omwambaKE "Azin" and "like"
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waah nadinyiwa jameni
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mliambiwa chura ikiingia kwa nyumba hufai kuua kwanini?
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unajifanya babygirl sahizi na primary ulikuwa champion wa shotput na javelin
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hapa mnaona dust
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hii huwezi nunua na degree, labda bots
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kuna mtu anadhani ukiingia choo lazima uface mlango
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masaa kama hii ningekuwa nimekula lunch pale insha
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nini ilifanya ukapewa suspension highschool?
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nani ako on tuguze?
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sasa wenye mlienda rally,iliwasaidia aje kimaisha?
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nikilipia badge ya mia saba nitakuwa nimekosea mtu kweli?😂
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which career is criminally underpaid in Kenya?
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huyu atatoka kwa block kweli?
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ushawahi argue na mtu mpaka unashindwa kwani watu wakipewa akili huyu alikuwa wapi?
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status za highscoolers nazo huboo ajab ,wanafungua lini hawa watu?
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kama hauko hapa you need to work hard😂
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kama mlikuwa mnatoa sweater ndio muingie choo mkiwa highscool,you have a long way to go
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madem wengine wakiweka cartoon dp ,wako anaweka picha ya kulusevski,kwani unadate nani mzee
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how clear is your camera?
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Me:picha niko nayo ni ya kitambo Her:we tuma tu Me:
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Ever since my girlfriend became an astronaut,we've never spent time together anymore she says she wants space.
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hakuna kitu husumbua akili kama noti imeraruka ,unaweza hata nunua gunia upate change
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campus nayo kama huna dem ni mateseko tupu ,masaa ya jioni heri ubaki tu kejani😂
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nimeskia mwingine hapa akiita jegi ,"nyonyo" naisha😂
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@tsilva3 this masterpiece💯🔥
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peter to the disciples after catching no fish "Net zenu zinafanya?"
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Kuna siku nilijikata mkono wa kushoto lakini si kulia
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unacheka arsenal hawajabeba umeona manzi yako kweli?
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Them: wachana na wasichana waluyha Her: nije lini nikumumunyeko mrija?
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lakini kama unafikiria telegram ni app ya porn ,you have a long way to go
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@omwambaKE Connect
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pressure ya kuverify sahizi iko juu kama standards za a broke lady
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Ukiona mkale akifungulia bibi yake mlango ya gari jua ni mlango imeharibika
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kumbe ukicheza efootball na nyimbo za wakadinali unaingia division one unbeaten?
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"Excuse me ,mayai go out" mlikuwa mnasemanga nini lakini?😂😂
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"make money first,girls will come after" come where?
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hata kama huwa unanyonga na hujawahi ghula bado wewe ni virgin sindio?
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Kuna deal nangoja iivane
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Tunabishana halafu unaanza kukunja shati kwani hujui jokes?
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ipo siku tutaamka tukijua ni nini tunaenda kufanya
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kuna mtu anadhani laptop ni ya kuwatch movie na kusave documents
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behind every successful man are a lot of women he refused to send money to
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American:hey come on Kalenjins: wewe komon
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ni ukweli comrades hawapendi kula lunch?😂
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lakini kama huna ukimwi, you have a long way to go
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unalalamika uko single na ukiwa tao unatembea haraka ni kama kuna mtu anakufukuza
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Her: Akili ilikuwa mbali hata sikukuona Me in my mind : Nilikuone 18 wewe
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@WelBeast don't go too soon bro,we need you to still see arsenal suffer😂
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apart from dem kukublock ,ni nini ingine inaweza fanya ujue dem ako na low IQ
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huwa mnavaanga hivi willingly ama?
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Nyash hubamba mafala😂
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ni ukweli nguruwe hufukuza wachawi?
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huyu tumpempata akiota jua hivi shida inaeza kuwa ni nini?
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Hapa ukifanya makosa kuovertake unafatwa mpaka West Pokot
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unapigwa efootball halafu unaambiwa utrain
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kama unajua code ya kucheck bonga points sahau kuomoka😂
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hata kuna mwendawazimu amesema kama unafikiri arsenal itashinda wewe ni kichwa mbaya
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dem ni mrembo lakini anakula kama boina😂
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@georgediano I pity those undergraduates doing journalism
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sakramenti nusu haiwezi tosha comrade,naona ni kama nitarudia laini
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ukiambiwa nipige kama wewe ni mwanaume ,unafaa kutumia chokeslam ama rock bottom?
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hata leo mnalewa na ni pasaka jameni?
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kumbe survivor aliona si kuzuri akaruka njee
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hakuna mtu anaweza niconnect na gig ya kuosha mbwa uko USA?
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Dad typing... dad typing... dad typing.... rudi nyumbani tunaanza kulima nextweek
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bado unalala mpaka sahii na uko na nguo ya safari
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namwambia nitambuyia ice cream anadhani ni ukweli ,kwani hajui ni fools day?
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relationships sikuhizi zinaisha na 2months utadhani ni business contract
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jacket ni 25 marks ,kiti ni 20marks
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tailor akisema mpee siku moja hiyo ni equivalent na wiki moja
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Nani mwingine hajaenda church tangu mwaka ianze?
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@omwambaKE Connect
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The biggest red flag is a friend who has not spoken with you for years and suddenly cares about your financial well-being,huyo anataka kukuscum
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watu huko greenapp wameanza mambo ya moods mondays kwani hakuna kitu ingine ya kupost
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@AMAZlNGNATURE and this one too
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insha pale ryma hata kama ni hotuba ilikuwa lazima jitu lenye miraba minne aniteke nyara
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kuumana juu ya njaa ndio mnaita love bite?
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nothing is riskier than joking about a woman's weight,talking stage inaweza isha saa hiyo
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wengine tuliambiwa tuwachane na wasichana tukifika university,kumbe hata ni wasichana ndio hawataki mambo yetu😂
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mtu akiweka viatu dp huyo si amemeet qualifications za kukuwa kienyeji ama?
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combination ya dryspell na kusota, nayo inaweza ua mtu hata
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can you fight with another man for a woman?
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