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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

10 months

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Keith Carson (@keithcarsonweather) on Threads

@newscentermaine Meteorologist. Purveyor of smedium clothing, dad bod expert. 3.3K Followers.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

Our forecast for Portsmouth at 8 PM on Saturday is Partly Cloudy and 78 F.

Peter Alexander

@PeterAlexander

4 years

NEW: WH @PressSec just told reporters Trump's New Hampshire rally will be delayed by a week or two, blaming a big storm coming in, per pool.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Our #blizzard2018 from space this morning. Wow.

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Keith Carson

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5 years

Best slam in a while: I go to check out at CVS and realize they have self check out kiosks right next to the cashiers. So I ask the 60 year old cashier “Would you be crushed if I use this instead of you?” She goes “No. I’ll just look at my app when you come on tonight at 5”

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

The “for meteorologists” is the absolute kill shot here.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

Full grown adults: “I can’t breathe in a mask!” My 2 year old:

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

Let me correct this a bit: “Patrick Moore, guy who worked for Greenpeace for 5 years in the 80s and now works for Heartland Institute, a “conservative think tank” that worked with Philip Morris to attempt to discredit the health risks of secondhand smoke,” says...

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

Patrick Moore, co-founder of Greenpeace: “The whole climate crisis is not only Fake News, it’s Fake Science. There is no climate crisis, there’s weather and climate all around the world, and in fact carbon dioxide is the main building block of all life.” @foxandfriends Wow!

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

I’m not one for seasonal forecasting but; I predict a baby boy this Spring.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

The pandemic has made it clear that most people don’t understand the scientific process. I’m hearing a lot of “well the CDC changed their mind on...” Yes! That’s the essential strength of science: More data, studies, research can shape or change a hypothesis.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Here he is!

NEWS CENTER Maine

@newscentermaine

6 years

We know you guys have all been waiting....Congrats to @KeithCarson and the Carson Family! Meet Luca! He was born April 1st at a “smedium” 7 lbs 8oz. Mom and baby are doing great.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Another option: Unfollow me. I’m a weather nerd.

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6 years

@KeithCarson Not everyone loves this crap like you do. Dial it back a bit.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Today’s global temperature anomaly. Just for giggles.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

We put an electric car in low orbit for fun, then reverse thrusted the boosters back to earth and landed them on a pad. “Cool!” Also, the globe is warming. “Come on, you don’t have the technology to measure that accurately.” #FalconHeavy

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

1 year

Send help to the NH mountains.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

Very Maine: Portland just went from 95 F to 78 F in 20 minutes.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

High Temperatures for today, June 5th.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

After months of watching political attack ads, I asked my station if I could make some against myself and @Todd_Gutner . They said yes.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

9 years

AMAZING damage photo out of Cranston, RI courtesy of my friend and former colleague @BrianYocono . http://t.co/dzqfHZ2ZEn

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

Fan Mail Monday!

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

Hi. My name is Maine. And I have a problem.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

Can Drive-in movies please make a resurgence just so we can get something positive out of all of this?

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

7 months

I think we all wish this could be the top story in Maine today.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

Dear @nirav_mainecdc I got my vaccine, but I didn't take a selfie. Does it still work?

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

People commenting that science isn’t legit from their smartphones with lithium ion batteries, using a cell signal to communicate data to the internet is peak irony.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Beautiful Fall day in Maine. Summer was pretty nice overall.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

"I wish I had a job I could be wrong all the time and still get paid"

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

I think we can all agree this weather is trash. Give me snow or give me nothing

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

Guy on the chairlift in Vernont today: “Since you’re a weather guy, what do you think of global warming? I heard the ice is just growing all over the place and the scientists are like oopps we were wrong!” He, had a bad rest of the ride.....

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

One of the wettest nights we’ve seen; from the standpoint of water.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

78 F dew point in Portland now is the highest in Jetport history. Meaning if you’re under 74 this is the most humid air you’ve ever experienced in Maine.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

1 year

Much like me, this otherwise middling storm will make an impact by simply hanging around a long time.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

1) Correct me if I'm wrong but...I think some people are just looking for a reason to be outraged.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

FYI: As far as flight path: Non-issue. Commercial flights going through right now.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Dad Update #2 : Even cute babies often look like stressed out 72 year old accountants.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

First time at Dysart’s and look who I ran into. “Baked in a buttery flaky crust”

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

9 years

This UNBELIEVABLE! Ice from a Jeep stays behind once the vehicle backs out. From North Carolina. http://t.co/edD1t9tcK2

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

1. Our accuracy 7 days out is 73%, 89% 24 hours out. 2. They aren’t the same people: Climatologists vs Meteorologists 3. Climate and weather are not the same thing. Other than that.......you nailed it.

Charlie Kirk

@charliekirk11

6 years

Wait let me get this straight, people who can’t predict the weather 24 hours in advance are now telling us what global temperatures will be in 10 years? 🤔

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Keith Carson

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4 years

Seems like there are only 2 options now: 1) The virus impacts millions in the United States. 2) The virus is contained and people say all the reactions and cancellations were unnecessary. Not realizing option 2 was only possible because of those reactions and cancellations.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

Correct take

Nirav D. Shah

@nirav_uscdc

2 years

Yes, meteorologists like @KeithCarson have immersed themselves in mastering their field for years, studying the intricacies of physics and mathematical modeling. But this person on Facebook says the storm tomorrow isn't going to be that big of a deal, so I'm going with that.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

4 days out so usual disclaimers yada yada yada. But worth an early shot…

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

7 years

You shut your mouth, Home Depot.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

School shootings were always very tragic to me; but now that this guy is a year away from school it puts a knot in my stomach. It’s gotta stop.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

We received 5 emails and several calls about this suit tonight....

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

So, you like the show?

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

Hi everyone my name is Keith and I like thunderstorms.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

8 months

Hey Summer, Thanks for showing up. Love, Maine

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

1 year

How many of you walked around your house last night trying to find the source of the pops and the bangs? Thermal expansion and contraction is a wild thing.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

@JoshuaPotash I worked with Jim for 3 years. He isn't being "sent" anywhere. The dude lives for this.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

Everyone: It snowed more than your forecast. Me:

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

1 year

Hi. Ready for the next one?

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

It ain’t easy being 8 days old.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Can’t believe this dirtbag turns 6 months today

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Just an FYI: During my 3 years with The Weather Channel I was never once instructed or encouraged to make weather conditions appear more severe than they really were. @ericfisher

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Keith Carson

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Luca crushing the selfie

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

For the 10,000th time: Climate change DOES NOT mean it’s not going to snow. (Unclear what the gun has to do with any of it, but cool hat I guess?)

Kaitlin Bennett

@KaitMarieox

5 years

Look at all this global warming

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

I’m just gonna call a spade a spade here: Every meteorologist in Maine got absolutely smoked on this forecast in York and Cumberland County.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

For months I’ve been watching the construction progress of a nice, smallish (1500 sq ft) home on the ocean in Cape Elizabeth. I found it refreshing to see something so modest and tasteful on the water in this day and age. Today I realized: It’s a guest house.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

Facebook reminded me that 10 years ago today I was giving a speech about how Climate Change was a myth. So what changed? I started reading the studies myself, the data kept piling up, and I changed my mind (gasp!). Those still denying should try it.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

Groups that don’t observe “Fall Back”: 1) Arizonans 2) Hawaiians 3) Toddlers/Babies

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Today’s small miracle: My microphone was hot for 2 minutes without me knowing. And I didn’t say anything that would get me fired.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

This was dirty.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

My station lets me do me; and regrets it every single day...

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

1 year

This photo is iconic. @PatCallaghan6 @JoeCupoWX @CindyNEWSCENTER @SharonRoseNCM

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

Strongest comment on my Facebook Page in years.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

I have no idea how this man does this day in and day out. It's like he's living a nightmare version of the Facebook comments section in which he actually has to respond to completely unfounded assertions.

ABC News

@ABC

4 years

Dr. Anthony Fauci challenges Sen. Rand Paul’s representation of herd immunity to COVID-19 in parts of the U.S.: “This happens with Senator Rand all the time...if you believe that 22% is herd immunity, I believe you’re alone in that.”

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Reunited and he didn’t make one joke about my clothes. @alroker

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

@realDonaldTrump Global temperature anomalies for today 11/21/2018:

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

The first key to communicating this JJ pause is almost harping on how rare it is: 6 in 6.8 million. You are over 200% more likely to be struck by lightning this year.

NEWS CENTER Maine

@newscentermaine

3 years

The FDA and U.S. CDC issued guidance Tuesday morning recommending a pause in using J&J vaccines after six reports of blood clots in women following administration.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

I love how people are like “Why are we obsessed with the Royal Wedding?” when they recently spent an entire day debating “Yanny” vs “Laurel.” #RoyalWedding2018

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

9 months

This summer is a joke. Refunds demanded.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

I’ve enjoyed my first time at Saddleback. Great mountain, friendly people, very Covid safe. HOWEVER, I’m disappointed in some of the surrounding businesses- public stores with employees not wearing any kind of mask. Come on; it’s not a judgment call anymore.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

In my continued effort to get blocked by the entire state of Maine, may I present Sunday morning temperatures:

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Checked into the hotel at @SugarloafMaine . I think they heard we are having a baby....

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

My baby is 43 years old.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

All I can say is you're gonna be MUCH happier with the second half of May.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Meteorologist: "Only job you can be wrong and still get paid! I take on that classic joke, and explore the ACTUAL data around today's weather forecasting accuracy. Appearances by @JimCantore and @ericfisher

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

@ChloeTeboe @newscentermaine All I'm gonna say is: If everyone who commented negatively on this Tweet donated $10 to a GoFundMe for this woman, she wouldn't need to get a job. Let's get it done and do something positive.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

This is bad faith, straw man stuff. 1) Solar and wind energy jobs outnumber coal and gas jobs in 30 states. 2) We could buy out every coal worker for life and still be ahead vs mitigation costs for climate change. 3) The citizens of Paris weren’t invited to the meeting.

Senator Ted Cruz

@SenTedCruz

3 years

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

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Keith Carson

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3 years

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

1 year

Are you not entertained?!

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Costume of the year: All the dead squirrels on I-295:

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

The Friday before a beautiful weekend face:

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

We teach Luca to be gentle with bugs, even if they are in the house. We trap them and bring them outside. Just now a huge spider ran across the floor and I stomped on it out of instinct. He goes, and I kid you not: “Why you hit he? His babies are gonna be sad” Brutal

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

Gotta be honest; I don’t have much faith in my first mate. #lakelife

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

I’m 100% here for how angry this snowboarding commentator is right now.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

7 years

Honored to pick up where I left off and be voted "Best of Maine."

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

When you're so excited to wear a new suit, you forget to take the tag off.

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@KeithCarson

3 years

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

A strong counter offensive has been launched!

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

5 years

As the public laments that can't tell them if the weekend storm is 6" or 16" yet, think about this: On a sunny Sunday in New England, we could predict with good confidence that a winter storm would impact us 7 days later. Personally, I think that's amazing.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

6 years

It's my baby's due date today. So when my phone started pinging furiously I checked it on air. It....didn't work out.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

I’m not here to tell @newscentermaine what to do but: After the pandemic ends “Shah and Carson Science Sh#%t” Show.

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3 years

@KeithCarson I, too, sip Champagne when I am thirsty.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

FYI: I'll be off Twitter and off air all next week. Don't celebrate too much haters/trolls...I didn't get fired*. *This sentence accurate as of 5PM on 5.22.2020

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

3 years

You know what I increasingly don't love? How far down I have to scroll on the "Date of Birth" drop down menu.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

1 year

Heat pump update: Mine fell below the set point of 70 F last night but kept the house 63-64 F with outside temp of -15 F. Seems on par with what the system specs promised.

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

4 years

Is it possible Hibachi is the safest dining out experience right now? Burn it in front of me and then flip it into my mouth from 6 feet away using a spatula!

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Keith Carson

@KeithCarson

2 years

I find this oddly depressing.