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@Keemtaker

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Denmark and Ghana
Joined March 2011
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
3 years
This should be a case study in business school. Incredible waste and mismanagement
@ZachLowy
Zach Lowy
3 years
Barcelona cannot register any new signings, not Memphis Depay, Sergio Agüero, Eric García or Emerson Royal, after exceeding the La Liga salary limit. Despite selling Konrad de la Fuente, Jean-Clair Todibo, and Junior Firpo, Barcelona need to reduce their wage bill by €200,000.
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2 years
Darwin Nunez vs Napoli....skills and highlights 🔥🔥🔥
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5 months
@YashRMFC We want this
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6 months
Inter's owners after signing Onana for free and selling him to United for €55M a year later
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3 years
About time Ghanaian men share the financial burden of weddings with the bride. Its insane that men have to take excessive loans just to finance a dream wedding he really does not care about
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11 months
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4 months
Ola Aina............All skills and highlights
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@Keemtaker
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1 year
Spot on
@PremLeaguePanel
Premier League Panel
1 year
Why is Ancelotti’s style of coaching failing in La Liga but working in the Champions League ?
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1st frame: Desk view 2nd frame: Canteen view 3rd frame: Transportation 🚲
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1 year
The irony about Ronaldo's WC career is that he had the best teams when he was either too young to decide games (2006) or too old to make an impact (2022). In between that he played 3 world cups in his prime with average teams that had no chance of winning the world cup
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
2 years
This is one of the key reasons I rate Ronaldo as the 🐐. Most clutch player ever
@Letter_to_Jack
Man of Letters.
2 years
You can hate Ronaldo and say whatever about him but you know that no footballer is as clutch as him. No one can deliver like him under pressure.
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8 years
Many face god: A player has no name. Ibra: A player has a name. A player is Ibra of Sweden and i am going home
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@Keemtaker
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1 year
Had a nice time visiting Dubrovnik. The old town in the City is the location for Kings Landing (GOT). 2nd frame is me looking for Little finger’s brothel. I found it in the 3rd frame. 4th frame is Cersei’s walk of shame
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@Keemtaker
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3 years
@mistameister Pidgin no get rules. Everything be gramatically correct 😅
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Hakeem
3 years
A long time ago, I stopped listening to Ghanaian political talks shows and my mental health improved drastically. I have never looked back
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Hakeem
7 months
Its a pickle. A choice between short and long term dominance. Perez tend to choose long term since his return to the club
@rajsinghchohan
Raj Chohan
7 months
Real Madrid are in a tough spot with their attacker situation. They’ve got an elite talent like Endrick coming & they wouldn’t want to close off a space for Mbappé. But in the short-term,they are desperately short of another attacker when you compare with Barca’s attacking depth.
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@Keemtaker
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5 years
Santorini is just simply magical 🇬🇷👌🏿
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Hakeem
2 months
The format change is a massive success. Whoever proposed it needs a pay rise
@LaLigaMichael
Michael
2 months
6 different Copa del Rey champions in 6 years! Amazing!
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3 years
One day, I will setup solar energy plants in the sun city of Tamale, my hometown. Ghanaians deserve regular supply of electricity 🙏🏿
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4 years
For all his utter brilliance, Messi seems to lack the ability to rally his team when things go wrong in big moments. Both at club and national team level
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Hakeem
2 years
A dream come true to watch my beloved @realmadriden play at the Santiago Bernabeu ❤️
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Hakeem
1 year
He was kind enough to take a pic with us
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1 year
Me and Serge Gnabry queuing up to buy burgers. I am star-struck
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Hakeem
2 years
Liverpool did not beat any top 4 side in the league and had the easiest route to the champions league final. Also, no goals scored in 3 finals. There are a great side but I cant understand why Owen thinks they are the best team in Europe
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
8 years
aside Edgar Davids, all dreadlock players are fraudsters..Razak Pimpong, Jordan Lukaku, Denayer, Gomis, Drenthe etc
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1 year
@realmadriden Florentino convincing Bellingham to join Madrid
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Hakeem
3 years
@Banku_nTilapia Its like sleeping dose for me
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2 months
Athens, Greece 🇬🇷👌🏿
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Hakeem
8 months
Each generation says stuff like this about the next generation. I never take these statements seriously. Its almost always a failure to acknowledge change across generations
@FootballTalkHQ
Football Talk
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🗣️Miroslav Klose: "I said stop playing football because I no longer recognized it. Today, young people think about other things. As a child, I only thought about training and becoming someone in this sport that I always loved. At Lazio and in the national team, after each
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7 months
Jummah Mubarak. May God continue to guide and protect us. May He also grant Palestine and all oppressed people all over the world freedom and prosperity 🙏🏿
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1 year
@realmadriden @BellinghamJude Camavinga to Bellingham in the first training session of the season
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3 years
First ever Champions league live game. Malmo vs Chelsea
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Hakeem
1 year
UK salaries surprise me a lot. It’s really low relative to other Western countries. Why is this the case?
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Raj Chohan
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Hakeem
2 years
Vini is a good dribbler but not clinical. Rodrygo is clinical but cant dribble. These two Brazilian boys contrast each other but complement the team with their different skill sets
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3 months
@ReinaaNatasha Repair man after eating two boiled eggs
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2 years
Japan have not been this sneaky against a western opponent since Pearl Harbor
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
3 years
I agree with @themichaelowen . Way too many soft penalties these days. Something has to be done
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@Keemtaker
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10 months
I have always said that Rawlings had the best opportunity to transform Ghana but fumbled it. 20 years is a long time to do great things especially given that half of that was under military rule where he had all the power
If military rule was the answer, Rawlings would have developed Ghana in those 20 years. I’m all for Pan-Africanism but no be every “chooboi” sense dey inside.
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
7 years
We should give Benzema to Arsenal. They deserve each other
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Hakeem
2 years
Interesting to see what happens with Salisu. Hudson-Odoi also likely to make the switch now. Given Tariq Lamptey is still young, he may still decline and wait for England
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Hakeem
3 years
I built a web app for users to discover their Spotify statistics…check it out at . These are my Spotify stats. Rate my music taste on a scale of 1-10. #Spotify #TheWeeknd
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11 months
We all have a price. All the noise Henderson and the England team made about Qatar's human rights record simply does not matter anymore. Hypocrisy is the most natural human trait
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
3 years
Jummah Mubarak folks. May God continue to guide and protect us
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Hakeem
3 years
Where can I buy that classic Ghana jersey
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Sharyf
3 years
I told her I ordered iPhone 13 pro max for her and she exclaimed…………………
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1 year
The atmosphere in Sevilla is buzzing. Just wow
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8 years
What shall it profit a man to move into goalscoring positions and yet cant score...the curious case of Cavani
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7 years
5 years ago, a much hyped Italian defense were beaten 4 nil by Spain in the Euro finals. Attack is always greater then defense
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7 years
CR7 has the highest assist in champions league history and the highest for Real Madrid in all competitions. Yet detractors call him selfish
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Hakeem
3 years
Selling Ronaldo was not just a horrible sporting decision, it was a costly financial decision. In an attempt to replace Ronaldo, we have shelled a combined amount of €183,000,000 on Hazard, Jovic and Mariano, all completely useless to the team.
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2 months
@Cerebrone Interesting. Were you raised to be religious or did have the freedom to decide from an early age?
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Hakeem
3 years
Jummah Mubarak folks. May God continue to guide and protect us
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Hakeem
3 years
If you live in a Western country, it will be ridiculously difficult to raise your kids to be religious. Religion is dying a slow death in these parts of the world
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Hakeem
9 months
Lets all come together to convince @PatrickAwuahJr to run for President in 2024. I dont know him personally but his work with Asheshi is inspiring. He will make a fine alternative to the current crop of politicians who have let us down badly
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Hakeem
3 years
Eid Mubarak brothers and sisters. May God continue to bless, guide and protect us 🙏🏿❤️
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Hakeem
3 years
In most European countries, wedding cost is 50/50. If the bride wants a fancy wedding she has to pay half the cost. Thats how it should be
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3 years
The first aid medics did a great job 👏🏿
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1 year
No VAR checks for Argentina penalties. This is so bizarre to be honest
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
7 years
Not true. From 2005-2008, english clubs had a good run in the europe with the same fixtures. They just lack quality now, plain and simple
@_Abdul_Manan_
AIDAN™
7 years
Truth of the matter is fixture congestion is one of the main reasons English teams don't perform in Europe.
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3 years
Why is Mbappe so desperate to play for Madrid. As a Madrid, I am excited he wants to make that move but our team is sub-par at the moment and PSG is far stronger
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@Keemtaker
Hakeem
9 years
As Gyan no dey play 2day, ebe like de dancing no sheda go on well
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3 years
Jummah Mubarak my people. May the Almighty continue to guide, protect and provide for us 🙏🏿
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Hakeem
2 years
The sports ministry dey lick dema lips. Proper embezzlement incoming 😂
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Hakeem
2 months
@Cerebrone At this point, I think national team coaching will suit him more. His major strengths at the moment is cup football
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Hakeem
1 year
Ronaldo as a world class dribbler in his youth and prime is seriously underrated given his height. How many players over 6 ft are world class dribblers?
@lj7aza
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Niggas told me #7 wasn't smooth like that..
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2 years
A fellow Dagomba should do the needful and upload some legendary Abu Sadiq hits to Spotify. I miss those tunes mehn
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Hakeem
7 months
Rolls Royce midfielder
@realmadriden
Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸
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🧘‍♂️ KEEP CALM & #VALVERDE2029 🧘‍♂️
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2 years
When I watched City against Atleti in the 2nd leg, I knew City was vulnerable. When you match their intensity you have a great chance of beating them in a knockout game. Harder to beat them to a league race because you cant sustain the intensity for a whole season
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Hakeem
2 years
Lewa is world class but no matter how you spin it, paying €55 million for a 34 year old when you are in financial trouble is reckless
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2 years
Switched to the France game and the atmosphere looks completely different. Pitch, Stadium, camera quality, football just levels ahead
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Hakeem
2 years
This guy. We should not have sold Hakimi. We used the Hakimi money to buy Odriozola and it has not worked out
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 years
Álvaro Odriozola confirms he’s now coming back at Real Madrid: “I’m not staying at Fiorentina. My time there was great but I’m now ready for Real Madrid”. ⚪️ #RealMadrid “That’s my goal: be part of Real Madrid team next season”, he added to Onda Cero.
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Bayern is such a well run club. They go about thier transfer acquisitions with no fuss or drama and often at reasonable prices
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11 months
Holidays in Faro, Portugal 🇵🇹 Finally got to watch the 🐐 @Cristiano play live. Al Nasr vs Celta Vigo (Preseason)
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2 years
Eid Mubarak fam. May God continue to guide and protect us 🙏🏿
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Hakeem
4 years
Hi football fam, I had some free time so i built a web project to rate and review football scores. Its integrated with twitter. The account is @DuckrevFootball and the website is . Please RT and like this. Also, kindly follow the account @DuckrevFootball
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Hakeem
3 years
I expect these sort of takes from ordinary folks and not sports journalists. What sort of lazy thinking is this?
@JamesHorncastle
James Horncastle
3 years
Ronaldo has now had 5 coaches in 3 and a bit years. Allegri, Sarri, Pirlo, Ole, Carrick. Curious how the stability Juventus had (5 years under Allegri) not to mention that enjoyed by United (3 under OGS) suddenly becomes elusive. Just an observation
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3 years
The nudity on Twitter these days is just way too much. It used not be like that. Can we let all that nudity stuff stay on IG? I have my some of my followers retweeting and liking it and it pops up all over my TL 🤦🏿
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Hakeem
2 years
Given that Trent and Recce James are still young, Tariq Lamptey faces an uphill battle to get into the England team. Solid incentive for him to play for us. Let us try and snap him up quickly
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6 years
@Oz_Trequartista Edmund take you get twitter fame @Mr_Asabere 😂😂😂
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Hakeem
3 years
After a haircut, the real drip hits after the first shower. Thats when you go like, ‘damn, I am not that ugly to be honest’
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Hakeem
3 years
My city, a must watch
@julietbawuah
Juliet Bawuah
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From RTU, Tamale City..., the club football scene in the Northern Region is a gift that keeps giving. Even refreshing is how fmr. native superstars such as Gargo & Hamza Mohammed are leading the charge. @theyawofosu ’s documentary airs on @tv3_ghana on Tues, Thurs 9:30 pm #3Sports
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Hakeem
2 years
Pep is so ruthlessly consistent in the league. Madrid had 96 points in 09/10 season and still lost the league to Pep’s Barca. Crazy
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Hakeem
2 years
Ole wanted more time at United even though he had nothing to show after 3 years. Xavi has transformed Barca in a few months. If you know job do, you know am. Is that simple
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Hakeem
5 months
I got an acquisition offer for one of my apps yesterday via email. The interested company is a big SaaS company with lots of customers. I dont want to sell but I am in a pickle at the moment. If I refuse to sell, they can build a competitor app and reduce my revenue
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2 months
I am happy to see number 10’s make a come back in football. Foden, Bellingham, Wirtz, Palmer, Maddison, Ødegaard, Musiala, Mount etc. Nice to see
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3 months
@Praise_Ffs His nepotism and favoritism is the problem. He hardly selects players based on form
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3 years
Plenty tooli really dey LinkedIn……squad really dey lie for that side
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3 years
Hi @PatrickAwuahJr , what would it take to convince you to run for President in Ghana. The country needs a leader like you. Please consider it 🙏🏿
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Hakeem
7 years
Zidane stupidly refused to spend money in the summer. Acted like Madrid’s bank account was his pension money
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Hakeem
2 years
Jummah Mubarak folks. May the Almighty continue to guide, protect and provide for us 🙏
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Hakeem
2 years
Messi fans made it seem like it was so easy to adapt and excel in different leagues, downplaying Ronaldo’s adaptability all the time. Now see Messi struggle in the 5th best league in Europe
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3 months
Really impressed with Liverpool. Despite the injuries, they are playing with high a press, intensity and causing City a lot of problems
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Hakeem
1 year
Me and Serge Gnabry queuing up to buy burgers. I am star-struck
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Hakeem
3 years
If only Ghana can get a leader like Kagame....
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Hakeem
6 years
😂😂😂
@kojo_alfy
Alphred 👹🎭
6 years
When their boyfriends are not online and they’re bored then they text you dawger dawger 😒 Foolish Girls 😡💔😏
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2 years
Benzema broke his fast and went to score a hat-trick. What a player
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Hakeem
1 year
Simply beautiful 👌🏿
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Hakeem
1 month
This is the only game in the knockout stages that we did not play suffer ball. Thank you Don Carlo. I appreciate it
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Hakeem
2 years
2 weeks ago in magical Venice 💧 Italy 🇮🇹 is always a vibe 👌🏿
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3 years
I have been really shattered today. The sheer volume of gofundme for medical bills is just so sad. Good health is something we take for granted chale but its a top tier blessing
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Hakeem
2 years
LinkedIn is the only app that I hate but still have to use it
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Hakeem
2 years
We can continue to argue about football’s GOAT but MI Abaga is the undisputed GOAT of African rap. Go hug electric pole if you disagree
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