Gooner Esiason @KbWholesome Twitter profile

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Gooner Esiason

3 years

Hey, long-time mutuals. I have recently acquired new mutuals. Can you PLEASE not embarrass me by bringing up any of my old tweets or memes? I’m a changed man. Thank you.

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4 years

Yeah. THATS the line....

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4 years

yeah oj is cancelled

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@foreverimbetter This cracks me up.

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@zmullis The 1940 German Reich look

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@IOnlySayFacts @stephxghost Pleb gotta be one of those chatroom words because the only other place I heard that term is from CoD......and you know how those kids get down.

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@phllyjwn @ESPNFrankie Dorothy Drippin'puss

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@wholesomefoxx It’s literally a white trash trailer park stereotype. 😂

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@nottdeep If you’re younger than 25, make your own app. This one’s for our older generation. 🤣

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4 years

@stevenspohn So, if EYE feel I have no quality of life, it’s illegal for me to call a Dr Kevorkian to come end my shit painlessly. But, if some douche with a degree thinks my life sucks and has no quality....he can starve me?

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@websiteidi0t Make $1650/month while being away from home and sent to fight wars you don’t belive in.......or shake ass for more while not leaving your house and having no boss. Tough call.

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2 years

@aye_dread_ @newlyalex You’re not tripping. Folks act like every superstar should somehow have 5 rings by 30 or they have failed or the team owners have failed.

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4 years

@JJMaples55_MST @bennymartian86 People that don't know basketball know MJ and his accolades around the world. I've met people in the US that can't even name a Beyonce song in real life.

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3 years

@MercedezUAZ2 Yet jobs don’t give much pay increase per year.

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4 years

@Jc__Rivera7 Firefighters were. We haven't forgotten.

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1 year

How the hell you making McNuggets remotely?

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Working remotely today…

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2 years

@YalKnoItsNick Or….handle your emotions like a man and not a child.

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@Mini_Nast @ballerboiq He’s never seen a boob/bra in real life.

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@youloveherbie Having "Hard Knock Life" and "Big Pimpin" losing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

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@tysandsnyc2acc If unemployment is paying more than you’re willing to pay for actual labor, maybe the person you’re trying to hire isn’t the problem.....

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3 months

@The_Real_McCoy This gif isn’t funny. It’s expressive.

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2 years

Listen up, nerds. Not every MCU movie is gonna be a Infinity War. We gotta sit thru some Thor 2, Hulk, and Iron Man 3’s to get great movies down the line. Stop being finicky bitches.

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@AnnieAgar “I said racist shit well into my college years. But once my career started, I pulled back on posting those thoughts”.

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3 years

Hulk got the grippy?!?!?

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Hulk….smash?

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4 years

@saftstorm @CelticsBillyBOB @bennymartian86 @JJMaples55_MST Since it’s him and his brand, they’re hand n hand. So, yeah, if you claim to know the brand, it counts as popularity.

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4 years

@ScottMGreer Where in the first amendment does it state “storm a government building”?

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4 years

@saftstorm @CelticsBillyBOB @bennymartian86 @JJMaples55_MST So, you knew the logo, but didn’t notice that the product it was attached to were called “Jordan’s”? 🧐🧐🧐

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2 years

@smoothmelanin @flawl3ssNBr0wn2 Due to your Bootyhole revealing powers.

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3 years

@Akademiks @theestallion You talk to women with a far more aggressive tone than you do men.

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@johnathan_zobel @NateSmithNBA @BeauLWagner @veryrare_ns @Divincenzo Heckling is pussy.

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2 years

@MessengerMan2 @AB84 Have the greatest QB resume of all time and you’d have those benefits

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@KillerMike @PrinceHAK33M Man asked a simple question, and you still replying with pics of Rage Against the Machines fanbase? 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

@SirrLicksAlot @bigbodybae I think you may be onto something.... That was the saddest one of these vids. Beautiful girl. But, “save me” vibes.

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@apollovsaries @nottdeep Another app created by the older generation. Keep your young ass on TikTok.

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@AceisBinary @tays_beauty2 While I agree, you cannot say that out loud.

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@notkingcyree_ Right….because y’all using guns against the government anytime soon….

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4 years

@TomiLahren One was for people pissed at unarmed people being shot and killed. The other was just a bunch of babies upset at the election and thought they could over run the government somehow. Weird how that works. But, I’m sure that’s waaaaay over your head.

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@Yoshimixsu @ntbkmusic @ccpov @dorkipine @ToddJDavey @NBAMemes Some folks hate that Jordan fans actually use facts when speaking on MJ.

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4 years

@sshotclock @ChefBetter He’s out there missing on purpose? Smh

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3 years

@ObieVII Not seeing the issue….if you never been with a woman, just say that.

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4 years

@Michaelfarrar12 @noah_reem1 @SportsCenter When you sign up to the military, you're expecting to go fight your countries wars. But, once in, you're now privvy to scenes and information that makes you realize how seriously fucked up it is and lies that are being told.

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@MakeNoApologeez @5aluteMeImPaige Phil didn’t have any bangers.

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4 years

@WhiiteBoiDre Say what you wanna say....but he's killing that app game right now. The quality and creativity is improving by day.

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4 years

@QuizGriz I seriously LOATH any of these "click to continue" stories. Be adults. Have the entire story on the front page. Thank you to those that took one for the team to give us the answer to this bullshit.

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@LegendaryEnergy @yoalexrapz @sav_says_ Must be a sad life making everything political.

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@KbWholesome

4 years

@dis_is_slime “Don’t be into the woman that loves you....” What kind of weirdo shit is that?!?! 😂😂😂

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Gooner Esiason

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4 years

@_TheCivilRight Snitching is we BOTH are doing a crime and I drop a dime to do less time. Being a victim or innocent bystander and telling the truth is not snitching.

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4 years

@sheistryingg @themikalaleeann Just finished watching him in Death Note. Incredible actor even in bad movies.

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3 years

@ShannonSharpe Man responded like a dude that knows he lied on TV and got called out. 😂😂

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3 years

@MattWalshBlog Police also shouldn’t arrest or detain people “for fun”. They’re hired to protect and serve. Handcuffing someone for a basic traffic violation is ridiculous and violates freedom.

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Gooner Esiason

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3 years

@nubian6 Yeah. Because I’m not pussy. And if it happens to assist my body if I do catch it, I’m fine. There’s literally zero reason not to get it. It’s free. Takes a minute. And everyone I know that got it had is still happy and healthy with zero effects.

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@unblock_mebae @The_Faiz_Phase @angeliquearchiv @b1gotfans The payment is tied to the consent. Without the payment, the consent is no longer there.

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@KbWholesome

3 years

@jimmerdoo @indigogloves When your panels aren’t aligned or gapped, you have sound (and water) issues. With a quiet car like a Tesla, you hear every creak and squeak from those panels. When I worked at that company, we spent much time chasing noises in customer cars due to these things.

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@BarkyBoogz I was a huge fan, but I cannot listen without thinking his inspiration was underaged girls.

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@pollen196 There’s no round cows.

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@AceMoneyy_ @MACraw_ 😭😭😭😭 just cut n paste that bitch. 😭😭😭

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@iamToddyTickles @miakhalifa So, they finally fight back the same way they’ve been oppressed for decades, and NOW it’s bad?!?!?! It’s fine for one side to do it, but you clutch your pearls when the people that lost their land and homes finally take a swing at the bully?

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2 years

@AmeriKraut @allthatjazz13 Yeah. How clean it came out, I figured they knew what they were doing.

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3 years

I already hated the phrase and soundbite. But, now that I have the visual!?!? I hope this entire song gets erased from history.

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4 months

If you could look past my height, hairline, face and income…..I’d make for an outstanding husband.

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@CatholicRed @HausUrban @dilfazazel @Partisangirl So, if an intruder was busting into your home unannounced at 2am, you wouldn’t protect you’re self and family? Got it. Where do you live?

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@Less_HumbleTeej There’s a lengthy list of rap tracks I cannot listen to while chilling with just the homies. And that’s dead center on that list.

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