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Toddreco Davey
6 days
We're fast approaching a sell-out. If you're thinking about coming, I'd snap up a ticket asap! It's going to be a super fun event with @LunchCatchUp & #DonTheStat , as well as Jordan Ridley & Kaine Baldwin representing @essendonfc . See you there ❤️🖤
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1 year
@NBAMemes Lebron after one hard foul from the bad boy Pistons
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7 months
How dare Sri Lanka do that! There's no way that's in the spirit of the game. Please hand England the moral World Cup #CWC23
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4 years
Eddie McGuire having a crack at Cotchin's wife for going to a day spa while saying he's "proud" of Steele Sidebottom for getting pissed and being found in public at 7am on a Sunday speaks volumes about him
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7 years
@CarlaHowarth @abcnewsTas this offends me as a pineapple lover.
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2 years
One of the all-time great AFL TV segments
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4 years
Talk The Talk - Walk The Walk. I'll be cheering @freodockers on in all non-Dons games this year!
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UPDATE: The fantastic team at the @freodockers sent me a DM and I'll be purchasing two replacement memberships on Monday. I'll also be matching the costs of the memberships with a donation to The Warriors of the Aboriginal Resistance
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3 years
Name: Tayla Harris Place of residence: the heads of every insecure male "footy fan" over the age of 35
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4 years
@freodockers @MilesObst Hey @freodockers - I'm a lifelong Bombers fan, but if this guy actually gets a refund please DM me and I'll get two Dockers memberships in his place. Fabulous work guys.
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3 years
Who remembers California Games? What a classic
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2 years
Because @SamDraper38 's goal is better with Titanic music @essendonfc #GoDons
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3 years
West Coast fans booing Scott Morrison is EVERYTHING #AFLEaglesPies
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2 months
A checkside set shot from 15m directly in front? WTF? This is absolutely absurd from a professional footballer #AFLCatsDons
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4 years
Anyone not keen on watching Gary Ablett Senior's insane rant, I edited together the best bits #Ablett #Gaz #Illuminati #COVID__19 #COVIDIOTS
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Toddreco Davey
4 years
Why are people questioning what Eddie McGuire says? He's spot on. I'm not a scotch drinker either but when I have a couple I usually strip naked, lock myself out of a friend's house and need the police to take me home. It's just normal scotch-drinking behaviour. Case closed.
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11 days
Tom Morris is the absolute last bloke that should be reporting this
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The AFL world will this weekend pay tribute to women whose lives have been cut short due to violence. @tommorris32 #9News
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Toddreco Davey
2 years
Give it a rest with the "if it's true" line. This isn't a FB post, it's a comprehensive article that names specific perpetrators. There's no way this gets published without thorough checks & balances. Men of influence in power positions don't need you to make apologies for them
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Toddreco Davey
4 years
When I'm looking for someone to use the phrase "I love what he brings to the table", I'll look to Luke Darcy. When I'm looking for an ex-AFL player to make the same tired joke about drinking and drugs, I'll go to Dane Swan. For advice in a pandemic, I'll trust the experts.
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Toddreco Davey
2 years
If you see a 👏 single 👏 person 👏 show that Nicola Stevens miss as "evidence" as to why AFLW isn't up to standard, remind them of this Josh Bruce special 😉
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Toddreco Davey
5 years
This is embarrassing. @Neroli_M_FOX is one of a select few decent journalists working at Fox. Moving Nez on while retaining the likes of King, Ralph and McGuire is just staggering:
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2 years
Getting Vaccinated 🤝 Taking chest marks in finals Things Jack Darling refuses to do
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2 years
In 2020 the Victorian Government "fully (funded) the $142 million final stage" of the Kardina Park redevelopment. This Netball Australia sponsorship is literally just over 10% of that outlay. Just admit you hate women's sport if you're against it.
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2 months
AFL teams as fast food restaurants: a thread. Adelaide- Sizzler Huge in the 90s. Now we're all wondering, 'do they still exist?'
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1 year
Surely Tom Morris could of held off 24 hours to give Dimma the courtesy of letting his players know before he breaks the story. Pretty lousy thing to do IMO
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2 years
You can kick the 2022 @AFL season off with a Wednesday GF replay all you want, but we all know the real season doesn't start until Carlton's enthusiasm for the year is completely obliterated by the 10 min mark of the third on a Thursday night. As is tradition
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It's great seeing this from Darcy Parish, checking on Libba, and then alerting the medicos. It is an absolute show of class and highlights the fact that even in the heat of battle, you can still show some care for your opponent #GoDons
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The Nanny named Fran as AFL teams: a thread Adelaide
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Homer Simpson as every AFL team: a thread. Adelaide
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10 days
Is it insane to anyone else that Ben Cousins was suspended by the AFL for 'bringing the game into disrepute' over personal drug use, but the league does nothing to guys that have been charged by police for DV/harassing women? Are our priorities not a little bit screwed up?
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Replacing an actor with an AFL player in a TV show or movie: a thread. Dylan Buckley as Frodo - Lord of the Rings
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Toddreco Davey
3 years
When you see someone across the street wearing a Metallica shirt #AFLDeesCats
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Toddreco Davey
4 years
I envy people who don't let football affect their mood.
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4 years
Alastair Clarkson's ability to claim full credit when Hawthorn win and assume no responsibility when they lose is truly staggering
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7 months
That advantage call to Brisbane is as bad as it gets. There's absolutely zero way they knowingly took the advantage there. Genuinely atrocious #AFLGF
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4 years
Dwayne Russell on Rhys Stanley: "when he's on ... he is one of the best ruckman in the comp." That's it. That's the dumbest thing ever said in a commentary box. #AFLSaintsCats
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11 months
Australian cricket fans 🤝 English cricket fans "Kevin Pietersen is the absolute worst." #Ashes
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3 years
The 103,000 members really letting their presence be felt tonight #AFLSunsTigers
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Toddreco Davey
4 years
There's a lot of horrible people out there sending awful DMs to players so I thought I'd do the opposite. Not even expecting them to see it, but if they do, I hope they realise there's still plenty of average people like myself in their corner 👏👏
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Toddreco Davey
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I'm of the opinion that Dennis Cometti ruined commentary. He set the bar so high that commentators think they need to be witty, have one-liners, & deliver puns. Today's callers prioritise that even above getting names right - it's infuriating. Stop trying to emulate the GOAT
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7 months
Not only is it a late whistle, the advantage is called well after Bailey has kicked the ball. That's a hall of fame wrong call #AFLGF
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6 years
BREAKING: North Melbourne has offered a 4 year, $1.5 million per season contract to Brendon Goddard.
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4 years
We as Australians need to take a good hard look at ourselves and admit we took One HD for granted. AFL, NBA, NFL and the F1s all on FTA and we SQUANDERED it.
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3 years
BREAKING: Fremantle is set to lodge a formal complaint to the AFL about crowd restrictions. The Dockers say it gives the Roos an unfair advantage given they play in front of nobody every week.
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Dave Warner retiring instantly makes the Australian test team 10x more likeable
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2 months
One lie from every AFL team's theme song, a thread: Adelaide You definitely don't have the 'admiration of the nation' Brisbane You don't always 'kick the winning score' Carlton Claiming 'we're the team that never let's you down' is one of the biggest lies going around
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11 months
Didn't see this Sunday, but Mason Redman making sure the North medicos spotted Hugh Greenwood was hurt is top tier sportsmanship #GoDons
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Toddreco Davey
3 years
Jonathan Brown just compared the Demons to the Chicago Bulls of the 90s. That is officially the new club house leader for the worst footy comparison of 2021 and it's not going to be beaten.
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@lex577 @jessdotceee Don't you think it's unfair to base a full opinion off 10 seconds of footage? Especially considering "there have also been suggestions it may be Lilley’s depiction of Rachel Dolezal, a white American woman who rose to fame after falsely claiming she was African American"
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2 years
Jake Melksham can genuinely tell Steven May tonight "we would have lost tonight if I didn't play" #AFLDemonsBlues
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4 years
This video is well-intentioned and only exists to give JB and Lewis a compliment @FOXFOOTY
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3 years
There's two separate free kicks to Toby Greene. Two. #AFLTigersGiants
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3 years
I don't recall Sydney getting Essendon's approval to don the red sash. I'm shocked and appalled the AFL allowed this egregious miscarriage of justice to happen
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When you realise Collingwood has lost two matches before more than half the teams in the AFL have even played a game
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Shame on St Kilda for not forming the guard of honour after Nick Daicos' 50th...
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Footy fans take for granted how great Matthew Lloyd was. 5x All Australian, 3x Coleman Medallist & 9th in all time goals kicked - averaging 3.4 a game. All this while missing a prime year of his career through injury and getting pushed out too early. He is an all-time great.
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AFL teams as Simpsons characters: a thread. "Hi, I'm the Adelaide Football Club. You might remember me from such things as back-to-back flags and an ill-fated camp."
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2 years
The right thing to do would rename the Great Southern Stand "The Shane Warne Stand"
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Collingwood fans have short memories #AFLPiesCats
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Ross Lyon's first order of business as St Kilda coach
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We stan West Coast fans for booing Scott Morrison #AFLEaglesPies
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Eddie McGuire "Parish has been quiet" He's had 19 touches to HT, second most on the field #AFLEaglesDons
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KP: "What a series from England, they controlled the #Ashes from ball one and put the Aussies on the back foot, and they never recovered." Punter: "Well, they're 2-1 down and only rain can save them from 3-1." #Ashes2023
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2 years
Gotta commend Essendon for acting swiftly once they realised the CEO's affiliation with the City of the Hill Church. Why they didn't know that prior to his appointment however, is baffling
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3 years
Siraj getting booed after being announced to the crowd. Aussie fans are just effortlessly shit, aren't they? #AUSvIND
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3 years
Enjoy my David King impression #Brand #System #WhatDoTheyStandFor
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2 years
It's genuinely unhinged that anyone would have an issue with the Victorian Government sponsoring Netball Australia
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6 months
PSA to AFL fans: Rather than booing former players, maybe it's okay to welcome them back? Showing a little class never hurt anyone.
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Upon checking into the game former Jazz forward Joe Ingles is showered with cheers by the Utah faithful in acknowledgment of his eight year tenure including multiple playoff runs
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This is the worst decision of the year. He literally said "play on" #AFLLionsDons
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4 years
That is an atrocious decision. Ridiculous #AFLDonsDees
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6 years
“Horse racing is cruel, they are forced to run!” Chautauqua- “hold my beer”
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When you give away the free kick that seals the game for the Tigers #AFLTigersSwans
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3 years
Fancy cheering De Goey and booing Treloar... My god #AFLPiesDogs
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Mason Cox has now officially tweeted more "jokes" at GWS than possessions he had in the 2023 GF
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Thinking facts are comedy says enough. 👍
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2 years
Never, ever forget Shane Warne took FORTY wickets in the 2005 Ashes series. It is, to this day, the best individual performance I've seen in a team sport
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2 years
A live look at Melbourne's Mad Monday
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AFL teams as actors, a thread. Adelaide - Jim Carrey Burst onto the scene in the 90s with back-to-back iconic performances, but hasn't been able to recreate the magic of that.
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3 years
I've never seen Footy Twitter United like it is right now laughing at the irony of Selwood complaining about a player ducking their head
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3 years
Anthony Hudson ruins Eddie McGuire
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2 years
There's no justification for any AFL game to start at 7.50pm
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11 months
England declared on day one and lost the test? #Ashes
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5 years
The David King formula: 1. Watch team get beaten badly on the weekend 2. Apply super-serious voice 3. "Internally, they're just going to be scathing. This is not the *team-x* we've been used to. What's their brand, what do they stand for?" 4. Repeat next round
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4 years
Sydney Stack went undrafted due to off-field issues. Good to see that much lauded Richmond culture has turned him around.
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2 years
If the AFL gave Sydney a trade ban for their perfectly legitimate FA signing of Buddy Franklin then surely they're considering something similar for Geelong right now
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1 year
Am I right in assuming the AFL chose #GatherRound to be in Adelaide because it was the only city in Australia that could house 18 teams worth of young men that will have absolutely nothing to do in the night-time hours?
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Tom McDonald is lowkey the worst bloke in the AFL, isn't he?
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4 years
Rampe is "so good" at what Nick Riewoldt? 😂😂😂 #AFLSwansHawks
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1 year
When you leave Essendon to play in a 'successful environment', but have played in exactly zero finals since
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4 years
Call this virtue signalling, I don't care - if you're an @essendonfc fan and you will actually turn your membership over because the players take a knee on Sunday just know - I'll buy one in your place. Your bigotry will be for nothing.
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4 years
Can anyone explain how it's 15m from Stewart to Duncan initially but essentially the same kick back to him isn't? #AFLCatsPower
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Toddreco Davey
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All of those Carlton people dressing up as Blues Brothers at the footy is peak of non-problematic fan behaviour. I'm all for it, wholesome
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The definitive list of the most visually appealing umpiring actions: 1. Holding the ball Kicking things off with a classic. An umpire with a flair for theatrics can milk a crowd to get a huge cheer with a little pause, like a curtsy
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3 years
Why is Marvel Stadium getting so much slander? I reckon it's a great venue
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3 years
Ollie Wines inspecting a full tray of champagne before grabbing a beer instead is a vibe #Brownlow
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1 year
I know I'm going to sound like I'm 1000 years old, but this trend of people in the crowd making signs to get AFL player's boots is incredibly cringe
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Toddreco Davey
4 years
One lie from every footy club's song: Adelaide: you're not respected by your foes Brisbane: you don't always kick the winning score Carlton: you're constantly the team that lets fans down Collingwood: the most losing GFs in history suggests the premiership isn't a cake walk
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1 year
Dimma should front up to the presser tomorrow and do this just to troll Tom Morris
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Toddreco Davey
4 years
So sad reading about Shane Tuck's passing. RIP. My DMs are literally always open and I'll talk to absolutely anyone about anything. If you're ever lonely and just want someone to talk to about sport, music, movies or anything else, please don't hesitate.
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